Summary
Matchday 1
As hosts of the tournament, /pol/'s match against /jp/ was shifted to the start of the day. Nothing really happened and it ended 0-0.
Another sixty-seven minutes passed without a goal being scored as /tg/ took on /vr/. Finally, Doomrider was able to break through the /vr/ defense and powered a shot past the helpless Powerglove, waking up the ResidentSleeper crowd and giving them something to cheer about. It would be the only goal of the match.
Matchday 2
Nothing happened in the /jp/-/tg/ game. There were no goals, no substitutions and no real chances. Everybody subsequently forgot the match and went about their day.
/biz/ debuted in the cup against /vr/, and nobody scored again. The most notable thing one can recall about the game was Pyramid Scheme getting subbed on, and then getting subbed off a few minutes later. Four games had been played in this group, and only one goal had been scored.
Matchday 3
/biz/ and /jp/ went into their next match coming off a bunch of 0-0 slurpfests, and...played out a 0-0 slurpfest.
In the other game, /tg/ and /pol/ were on the verge of another painful 0-0 slurpfest. After 79 soul-draining minutes, Doomrider latched onto a cross and tapped in to give /tg/ a 1-0 victory.
Matchday 4
So, /biz/ played /pol/ and nothing happened. I think somebody got a yellow card. The only people who really cared were the /tg/ fans, as the draw was enough to confirm promotion to Winter.
When /jp/ took on /vr/, it was as if somebody had grabbed a megaphone and yelled "WAKE THE FUCK UP!" into it. Autism broke through /vr/'s defense and put /jp/ on the board in less than two minutes, and suddenly the group was alive. With the last play of the first half, Kacho Arino found himself near the touch line and swung a cross in. Somehow, nobody touched it, and the ball bounced into an empty net. /jp/ quickly restored their lead in the second half with a Get out of /jp/ goal off a corner, but /vr/ equalized soon after thanks to Doomguy finding acres of space to score at the near post. With scores level going into the final stages of the match, any of the other four teams could still make it to Winter, and /vr/ searched desperately for a matchwinner. Get out of /jp/ had other ideas and sealed /vr/'s fate with ten minutes to play. The loss not only knocked out /vr/, but also sent hosts /pol/ down with them.
Matchday 5
The dead rubber match between /pol/ and /vr/ had to be delayed after the officials decided that the kits couldn't be worn for some reason. Following a forty minute wait, both teams secured uniforms from two South American clubs and took to the field, leaving fans confused and wondering if a Copa Libertadores match had been scheduled as a curtain-raiser to the game. The confusion ended when all the fans realized that nobody was scoring, and Group A looked ready to host another slurpfest. Out of nowhere, /vr/ put on a show in the last fifteen minutes, with goals to Cats, Kacho Arino and CRT powering their team to a convincing victory over a gassed /pol/. /pol/ were declared the cup's laughing stock, due to going scoreless in the cup that they hosted.
Coming off of three scoreless games, /biz/ were somehow still up for promotion and needed a two goal victory over the dominant orkz squad in /tg/ in order to qualify for the knockouts. So, for some reason, /biz/ sent out a two-man backline, which backfired within forty minutes and all but confirmed /jp/'s promotion to Winter. Though /biz/ ultimately did get more shots on target than their opponents, /tg/ easily took advantage of the flimsy /biz/ backline and won 4-0. /tg/ walked into the knockouts without conceding a goal, /biz/ walked out of the cup still waiting for their first goal, and /jp/ were finally back in an Elite Cup.
Table
| Team
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Pld
|
W
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D
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L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /tg/ |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
0 |
6 |
10
|
 /jp/ |
4 |
1 |
3 |
0 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
6
|
 /vr/ |
4 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
4
|
 /biz/ |
4 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
-4 |
3
|
 /pol/ |
4 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
4 |
-4 |
2
|
/pol/ v /jp/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: /new/ Memorial Stadium
|
14 October 2014, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 801
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Kit: 
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JIDF |
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 |
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Deus Vult |
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European Caliphate |
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Straw Man |
 77' |
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|
 |
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Obongo |
70' |
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Breivik |
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|
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Hitler |
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|
 |
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Nigel Farage |
77' |
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Jews |
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|
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Doompaul |
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|
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Stormfront |
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| Substitutions:
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Penn Jillette |
 70' |
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Degeneracy |
77' |
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Zimmerman |
77' |
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| Manager:
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| AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw
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Kit: 
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Slut Sanae |
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No Bully |
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Ohayou |
45' |
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Billy Herrington |
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Eternal Onahole |
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Japanese Bird |
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wich2huwudufuq? |
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Okuu |
70' |
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sage |
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Get Out of /jp/ |
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Autism |
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| Substitutions:
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VNTS Translation Never |
45' |
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Shimaslut |
70' |
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| Manager:
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Suppatenko !!gffEdc3tMkh
GTN Mack !!1VkHCjzQmO5
|
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Man of the Match:
sage (/jp/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
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47
|
|
53
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
4
|
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6
|
|
(4)
|
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(4)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
3
|
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0
|
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(2)
|
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(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
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0
|
|
3
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
80
|
|
75
|
| Crosses
|
|
1
|
|
4
|
| Interceptions
|
|
15
|
|
4
|
| Tackles
|
|
2
|
|
4
|
| Saves
|
|
4
|
|
3
|
|
/tg/ v /vr/
Background: /tg/ and /vr/ played out a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage, their only previous competitive meeting.
| Stadium: Magical Realm
|
14 October 2014, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 789
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Doomrider  68'
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Assists
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Jace  68'
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Kit: 
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Emprah |
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El Mago del Tiempo |
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Atlas |
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Nigramarines |
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Old Man Henderson |
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/tg/ Chess |
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Dickass Thief |
68' |
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Sir Bearington |
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Creed |
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Jace |
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Doomrider |
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| Substitutions:
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Noh |
68' |
|
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| Manager:
|
The DM !!4ejBZS7hAn9
Marqod !!ScG+JApFxMq
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Kit: 
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Powerglove |
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Greedy Reseller |
68' |
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Megaman |
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Not Retro |
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John Romero |
68' |
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Banjo |
89' |
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CRT |
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Cats |
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Kirby |
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Kacho Arino |
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Doomguy |
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| Substitutions:
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Aeris Dies |
68' |
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MAME |
68' |
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Doc Louis |
89' |
|
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| Manager:
|
| Polybius !!8pNcdzAswmJ
|
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|
Man of the Match:
Doomrider (/tg/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
45
|
|
55
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
4
|
|
4
|
|
(4)
|
|
(3)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
1
|
|
4
|
|
(0)
|
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(2)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
1
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
75
|
|
80
|
| Crosses
|
|
5
|
|
4
|
| Interceptions
|
|
11
|
|
8
|
| Tackles
|
|
5
|
|
4
|
| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
|
/jp/ v /tg/
Background: /jp/ and /tg/ had met four times in full competition, with /tg/ winning every single encounter. Their biggest victory was in their first meeting in the Preliminary Round of the 2012 4chan Winter Cup, ending 5-1.
| Stadium: Saitama Stadium 2002
|
18 October 2014, 22:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 692
|
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| Kit:
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Captain Meido |
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VNTS Translation Never |
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Funposting |
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Eternal Onahole |
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Billy Herrington |
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Japanese Bird |
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Shimaslut |
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Okuu |
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sage |
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Get Out of /jp/ |
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Autism |
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| Manager:
|
Suppatenko !!gffEdc3tMkh
GTN Mack !!1VkHCjzQmO5
|
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Kit: 
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Tankred |
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El Mago del Tiempo |
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Atlas |
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Thin Your Paints |
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DJ Phylactery |
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Dickass Thief |
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Sir Bearington |
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Los Tiburon |
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Creed |
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Jace |
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Doomrider |
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| Manager:
|
The DM !!4ejBZS7hAn9
Marqod !!ScG+JApFxMq
|
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|
Man of the Match:
Japanese Bird (/jp/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
53
|
|
47
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
5
|
|
4
|
|
(3)
|
|
(2)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
81
|
|
78
|
| Crosses
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Interceptions
|
|
8
|
|
9
|
| Tackles
|
|
3
|
|
7
|
| Saves
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/biz/ v /vr/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
|
19 October 2014, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 809
|
|
|
Kit: 
|
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Firm Handshake |
|
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How Do I Get Rich |
|
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NEET |
|
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Fuck The Poor |
|
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PRAN |
72' |
|
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Warren Buffett |
|
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Wage Slave |
72' |
|
|
 |
|
Bitcoin Millionaire |
|
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80's Guy |
|
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|
 |
|
Sell Me This Pen |
|
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|
amDOGE |
|
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| Substitutions:
|
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|
Pyramid Scheme |
72' |
86' |
|
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Diversification |
72' |
|
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Physical Silver |
86' |
|
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| Manager:
|
| Q !!FRIAQNig8Tn
|
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Kit: 
|
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Powerglove |
|
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Greedy Reseller |
72' |
|
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|
NOT RETRO |
|
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Megaman |
|
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MAME |
|
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Gunpei Yokoi |
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CRT |
|
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>filters |
45' |
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Kirby |
|
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Kacho Arino |
|
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Doomguy |
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| Substitutions:
|
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My Dad |
45' |
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Aeris Dies |
72' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
| Polybius !!8pNcdzAswmJ
|
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|
Man of the Match:
NEET (/biz/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
46
|
|
54
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
7
|
|
5
|
|
(4)
|
|
(2)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
4
|
|
1
|
|
(2)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
4
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
72
|
|
73
|
| Crosses
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
| Interceptions
|
|
12
|
|
19
|
| Tackles
|
|
4
|
|
0
|
| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
4
|
|
/biz/ v /jp/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Saitama Stadium 2002
|
24 October 2014, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 642
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
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|
Scrooge McDuck |
|
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|
NEET |
67' |
|
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How I Get Rich? |
|
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Fuck The Poor |
|
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Monopoly Guy |
67' |
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PRAN |
78' |
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Warren Buffett |
|
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80's Guy |
|
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Sell Me Dis Pen |
|
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|
amDOGE |
|
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BC Millionaire |
|
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| Substitutions:
|
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|
99% |
67' |
|
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Account Major |
67' |
|
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Diversification |
78' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
| Q !!FRIAQNig8Tn
|
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| Kit:
|
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Slut Sanae |
|
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Billy Herrington |
|
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|
Funposting |
|
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VNTS Translation Never |
67' |
|
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Eternal Onahole |
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Yukkuri |
67' |
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Japanese Bird |
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内側に射精されることの喜びに |
67' |
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|
sage |
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Autism |
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Get Out of /jp/ |
|
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| Substitutions:
|
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|
Shimaslut |
67' |
|
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No Bully |
67' |
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Okuu |
67' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Suppatenko !!gffEdc3tMkh
GTN Mack !!1VkHCjzQmO5
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Autism (/jp/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
40
|
|
60
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
5
|
|
6
|
|
(4)
|
|
(4)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
0
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
78
|
|
86
|
| Crosses
|
|
2
|
|
4
|
| Interceptions
|
|
6
|
|
4
|
| Tackles
|
|
5
|
|
4
|
| Saves
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/tg/ v /pol/
Background: These teams had met once competitively, in the Round of 16 of the 2013 4chan Winter Cup. /pol/ won the match 2-0 thanks to goals from Stormfront and Doompaul.
| Stadium: Magical Realm
|
24 October 2014, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 707
|
| Doomrider 80'
|
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Assists
|
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| Jace 80'
|
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| Kit:
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Anal Circumference |
|
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Muscle Wizard |
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Atlas |
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Nigramarines |
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Old Man Henderson |
|
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Noh |
69' |
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Los Tiburon |
69' |
|
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Sir Bearington |
|
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Creed |
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Jace |
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Doomrider |
|
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| Substitutions:
|
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Crazy Hassan |
69' |
|
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/tg/ Chess |
69' |
|
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| Manager:
|
The DM !!4ejBZS7hAn9
Marqod !!ScG+JApFxMq
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| Kit:
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Dorner |
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Straw Man |
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Deus Vult |
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European Caliphate |
|
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Ben Garrison |
69' |
|
|
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|
Breivik |
80' |
|
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Hitler |
|
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|
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Nigel Farage |
80' |
|
|
|
|
Jews |
|
|
|
|
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Stormfront |
|
|
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Doompaul |
|
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| Substitutions:
|
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Obongo |
69' |
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Euphoric Atheist |
80' |
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Ebola-chan |
80' |
|
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| Manager:
|
| AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Doomrider (/tg/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
5
|
|
2
|
|
(4)
|
|
(1)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
|
(1)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
74
|
|
78
|
| Crosses
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
| Interceptions
|
|
10
|
|
9
|
| Tackles
|
|
3
|
|
7
|
| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
|
/pol/ v /biz/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: /new/ Memorial Stadium
|
26 October 2014, 19:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 1165
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
Assad |
|
|
|
|
|
Daily Reminder |
|
|
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Straw Man |
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European Caliphate |
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Obongo |
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Breivik |
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Hitler |
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Nigel Farage |
80' |
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Jews |
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Stormfront |
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Doompaul |
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| Substitutions:
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Ebola-chan |
80' |
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| Manager:
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| AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw
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| Kit:
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Firm Handshake |
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Pyramid Scheme |
66' |
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How I Get Rich? |
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Fuck The Poor |
 45+' |
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Monopoly Guy |
80' |
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PRAN |
66' |
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Warren Buffett |
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Bitcoin Millionaire |
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80s Guy |
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Sell Me Dis Pen |
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amDOGE |
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| Substitutions:
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Diversification |
66' |
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Overworked |
66' |
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99% |
80' |
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| Manager:
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| Q !!FRIAQNig8Tn
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Man of the Match:
How I Get Rich? (/biz/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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60
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40
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| Shots (on target)
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|
4
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4
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(2)
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(3)
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| Fouls (offside)
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|
0
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5
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(0)
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(2)
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| Corner Kicks
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|
1
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2
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| Free Kicks
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|
5
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|
0
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| Passes completed (%)
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77
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74
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| Crosses
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|
3
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4
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| Interceptions
|
|
10
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14
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| Tackles
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2
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2
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| Saves
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3
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2
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/jp/ v /vr/
Background: The only previous meeting between these teams came at the 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies with /vr/ emerging a 1-0 winner.
| Stadium: Saitama Stadium 2002
|
26 October 2014, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1073
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Autism 2'
Get Out Of /jp/ 51', 81'
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45+2' Kacho Arino
59' Doomguy
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Assists
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Corndog Tenshi 51'
Autism 81'
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59' My Dad
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| Kit:
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Slut Sanae |
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VNTS Translation Never |
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No Bully |
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whoruquoting? |
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Billy Herrington |
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Japanese Bird |
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Corndog Tenshi |
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sage |
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Flanfly |
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Get Out of /jp/ |
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Autism |
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| Manager:
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Suppatenko !!gffEdc3tMkh
GTN Mack !!1VkHCjzQmO5
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| Kit:
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Powerglove |
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Greedy Reseller |
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Dracula |
71' |
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Not Retro |
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John Romero |
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CRT |
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Vectrex |
71' |
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Kirby |
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Kacho Arino |
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Doomguy |
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|
My Dad |
71' |
|
|
| Substitutions:
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Bubsy |
71' |
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Cats |
71' |
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Osamu Sato |
71' |
|
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| Manager:
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| Polybius !!8pNcdzAswmJ
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Get Out of /jp/ (/jp/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
6
|
|
5
|
|
(6)
|
|
(3)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
|
(1)
|
|
(1)
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| Corner Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
80
|
|
80
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| Crosses
|
|
6
|
|
2
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| Interceptions
|
|
7
|
|
10
|
| Tackles
|
|
5
|
|
7
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| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
|
/vr/ v /pol/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: /vr/ Stadium
|
1 November 2014, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 869
|
Cats 77'
Kacho Arino 82'
CRT 90+4'
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Assists
|
|
| Vectrex 82'
|
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Kit: 
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Powerglove |
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Greedy Reseller |
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Dracula |
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Megaman |
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John Romero |
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Gunpei Yokoi |
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Cats |
77' |
|
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CRT |
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Kirby |
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Kacho Arino |
|
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Doomguy |
|
|
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| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Vectrex |
77' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
| Polybius !!8pNcdzAswmJ
|
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Kit: 
|
|
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JIDF |
|
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|
DEUS VULT |
|
|
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|
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Daily Reminder |
|
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Degeneracy |
82' |
|
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|
|
Hitler |
|
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|
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Nigel Farage |
|
|
|
|
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Ebola-chan |
|
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Zimmerman |
|
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|
Jews |
|
|
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|
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Stormfront |
|
|
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|
|
Doompaul |
|
|
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| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Penn Jillette |
82' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
| AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Kacho Arino (/vr/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
56
|
|
44
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
13
|
|
5
|
|
(13)
|
|
(4)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
(3)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
6
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
79
|
|
78
|
| Crosses
|
|
8
|
|
1
|
| Interceptions
|
|
5
|
|
8
|
| Tackles
|
|
2
|
|
1
|
| Saves
|
|
3
|
|
8
|
|
Note: PES crashed two times before the game began, apparently due to aesthetics issues. On both occasions, /pol/ planned to use the Crusades kit, while /vr/ planned to use their classic kit. Even after the models were removed, PES crashed for a third time (teams using the same kits). It was decided that kits were the issue, and both teams used the away kits of the teams that their exports overwrote (/pol/'s was Rosario Central, /vr/'s was Rangers de Talca)
/biz/ v /tg/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Wembley Stadium
|
1 November 2014, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 890
|
|
|
|
9', 25' Jace
39' Doomrider
49' Creed
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
|
|
|
9', 49' Doomrider
39' El Mago Del Tiempo
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
Scrooge McDuck |
|
|
|
|
|
How I Get Rich? |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Fuck The Poor |
|
|
|
|
|
Physical Silver |
69' |
|
|
|
|
PRAN |
|
|
|
|
|
Warren Buffett |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Diversification |
|
|
|
|
|
Sell Me Dis Pen |
|
|
|
|
|
Bitcoin Millionaire |
|
|
|
|
|
80s Guy |
|
|
|
|
|
amDOGE |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
NEET |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Idea Guy |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Wage Slave |
69' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
| Q !!FRIAQNig8Tn
|
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
Anal Circumference |
|
|
|
|
|
El Mago Del Tiempo |
|
|
|
|
|
Nigramarines |
|
|
|
|
|
Thin Your Paints |
|
|
|
|
|
DJ Phylactery |
|
|
|
|
|
Noh |
|
|
|
|
|
Sir Bearington |
|
|
|
|
|
Los Tiburon |
|
|
|
|
|
Jace |
|
|
|
|
|
Doomrider |
|
|
|
|
|
Creed |
|
|
|
| Manager:
|
The DM !!4ejBZS7hAn9
Marqod !!ScG+JApFxMq
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Jace (/tg/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
57
|
|
43
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
9
|
|
6
|
|
(7)
|
|
(6)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
0
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
79
|
|
75
|
| Crosses
|
|
3
|
|
3
|
| Interceptions
|
|
7
|
|
12
|
| Tackles
|
|
3
|
|
4
|
| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
4
|
|
