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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H

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Summary

Matchday 1

/sp/ went into the group as favorites to promote, and things went to shit immediately when IOAB put /vp/ on the board after thirty-three minutes. /sp/'s managers had a kneejerk reaction to goal and immediately shook up the defense, subbing off Refball and >schalke and replacing them with two poor-conditioned center backs. A flurry of kickoff abuse followed, featuring a debut goal for >he does it for free, a second strike by IOAB, and a header by It's A Hat. The /sp/artans went into half-time completely lost for words, with two substitutes already used. The second half was an improvement for them, with a USA USA USA goal giving them hope of salvaging a point, but it ultimately was not enough. /sp/ can geeeeeet fuuuuuuuuucked...

Meanwhile, /cgl/ got off to the perfect start against >gold defender with two first half goals, despite Shungiku Nakamura pulling off save after save to keep his team in the match. The potential of a nervous finished started by a >gold defender goal was extinguished minutes later as J Nig put the final nail in the coffin.

Matchday 2

For seventy-eight minutes, there was nothing but the sound of semen being slurped in the crowd when /y/ took on /sp/, who were too busy to notice that nobody had scored yet. Dicks popped out of mouths when Semen Slurping Sport of all players set up Le Cut Inside Man, who supplied the only goal of the match and gifted /sp/ three vital points.

Newcomers /i/ made their debut in the cup against /vp/, who were on the board inside the first few minutes thanks to Miror B following up a spilled save from Socket Error. At the other end, First Edition Charizard put on a show, saving shots from all angles and keeping /vp/ alive. Eventually the dam broke and a goal was leaked in, scored by OolongEarlGrey.

Matchday 3

/y/'s manager sent out a four defender and four attacker lineup against the cup debutants, which backfired quickly thanks to shockandjoy's early strike. Non-medal second striker Cum In My Pants quickly put the team back on terms, but Dungeon Waterway was able to restore /i/'s one goal lead. Ramen Yaoi's skillful move and goal was able to secure a 2-2 scoreline at the half, where /y/ decided to substitute a purple-conditioned goalkeeper in place of Denied Pleasure. He was able to keep a clean sheet as outgoing veteran striker Delete Your Misfires secured /y/'s victory with twelve minutes to spare.

/sp/ put on an utterly dominant display against /cgl/, thanks to Le Cut Inside Man's early strike, Messi's keepy-uppy run and half-volley, and Messi's sombrero-and-volley-into-the-crossbar which rebounded onto the head of a grateful Le Cut Inside Man, who nodded /sp/ into a 3-0 lead. /sp/ tried for a fourth, but an unexpected counterattack in second half stoppage time saw Dramu rescue a consolation goal. /sp/ topped the group with six points, and looked set to return to the Elites.

Matchday 4

Stuck on the bottom and needing a win to keep their promotion hopes alive, /i/ took on /cgl/, who were also fighting for promotion (but doing better at least). /i/ managed a dominant first half, but the two teams went into the break deadlocked. /cgl/'s manager made all his substitutes at the half, attempting to fix his weak backline. It didn't help as /i/ scored halfway through the second half, thanks to Not A Fetish failing to defend properly. And then PES crashed and nobody cares what happened in the last eighteen minutes. /i/ went on to win their first match, and were still in contention.

/y/'s final game of the group was headlined with one goal: Win, and win by a lot. Signs were good early thanks to Ramen Yaoi's goal, but a Miror B strike cancelled it out. /y/ were unable to find a way past the /vp/ defense in the second half and went out of the cup on a whimper.

Matchday 5

Despite Mr. Yan's six save performance, /cgl/ could not find the win they needed to bounce back to the Elites. Bravest Bird's first half blooter made things look grim for the Seagulls, and a Miror B goal late in the second half officially confirmed /cgl/'s relegation and /vp/'s promotion. /cgl/ did find a consolation goal from unknown defender Vendetta, who scored from a cross and created a nervy finish for /vp/.

/sp/ fans were already opening the champagne as they proclaimed "I know the game hasn't even started, but we're back in the Elites. It's only /i/, literally who?" However, poor conditions threatened to derail their hopes. And then PES crashed before the game began and they got good new conditions, including a red >he does it for free and a very good looking backline...which failed because Shi-Painter set a new cup record with a goal in just 1:20. And boy oh boy, it got worse. Dungeon Waterway followed up a >de gay save with an easy tap-in, and Space Negro too added a goal to his name. /sp/'s manager threw two defenders out of the game and put some fresh legs on, which paid off quickly as Le Cut Inside Man scored minutes later. The Dutch striker followed up a trollpost-and-goalkeeper deflected shot in the 79th minute, and suddenly, memories of that match against /g/ in 2013 flooded back. They needed a draw to confirm their place in the Elites again. Were /sp/ going to find a way? NO, OF COURSE NOT. shockandjoy left multiple /sp/ defenders in his wake and buried /sp/'s hopes and dreams for good, officially keeping Together Forever alive for another six months and sending /i/ into the knockouts in their debut cup. >Art was promptly sacked as manager and later signed for /biz/ for twenty Bitcoins, and then sacked himself halfway through the cup.

Table

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Vp icon.png /vp/ 4 2 2 0 7 5 2 8
I icon.png /i/ 4 2 1 1 8 6 2 7
Sp icon.png /sp/ 4 2 0 2 8 8 0 6
Y icon.png /y/ 4 1 1 2 5 7 -2 4
Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 4 1 0 3 5 7 -2 3

/sp/ v /vp/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium 18 October 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 879
Sp logo.png /sp/ 2–3 /vp/ Vp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
>he does it for free Goal 38'
USA USA USA Goal 69'
Goal 34'41' IOAB
Goal 45+0' It's a Hat
 
Assists
 
Tim Teboq Assist 38'
>he does it for free Assist 69'
Assist 34' Miror B.
Assist 41' Hoenn Confirmed
Assist 45+0' Dogars


Kit: Sphome-2014sc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Da Burrs
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Refball Substituted off 33'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png >moyes
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png 18-1
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png >schalke Substituted off 33'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png George Costanza
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png USA USA USA
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Tim Teboq
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Le Cut Inside Man
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Messi
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png >he does it for free
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png >torres Substituted in 33'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very poor.png Lelbron Substituted in 33'
Manager:
Art Vandelay !!34tUU2KHLml
Bochumbru !!vij0cTUzxLY
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Vphome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Serebii.net
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Dogars
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png No Es Fake
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Sneaky Pebbles
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Specs Weedle Substituted off 45'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Trumpets
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very poor.png Bravest Bird Substituted off 45'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png It's A Hat Substituted off 68'
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Hoenn Confirmed
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png IOAB
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Miror B.
Substitutions:
Pos-RMF.png Cond-poor.png Joey's Rattata Substituted in 45'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Smashfroge Substituted in 45'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Smogonsword Substituted in 68'
Manager:
McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv

Man of the Match:
Trumpets (/vp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

53

47

Shots (on target)

12

6

(9)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

2

0

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

84

76

Crosses

4

2

Interceptions

13

7

Tackles

1

4

Saves

1

4

/cgl/ v /y/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: /y/ Stadium 18 October 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 738
Cgl logo.png /cgl/ 3–1 /y/ Y logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Yaya's Tatas Goal 14'
Dramu Goal 33'
J Nig Goal 86'
Goal 83' Yaranaika
 
Assists
 
Dramu Assist 14'86'
Yaya's Tatas Assist 33'


Kit: Cglthird-2015abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Maguma's Shirt
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Photoshop
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Heroes of Cosplay
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Niggamoon
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Get A Goddamn Wig Substituted off 84'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Not A Fetish Substituted off 84'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Ita Substituted off 84'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Derpy-chan
Pos-RWF.png Cond-okay.png J Nig
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Dramu
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png Yaya's Tatas
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Coscom Substituted in 84'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Burando Substituted in 84'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png 50 Dicks Substituted in 84'
Manager:
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Yalt abc2014.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Shungiku Nakamura
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Yaoi Accessories
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Kawaii Neko ~*~
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Yaranaika
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png I Sooo Need It
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Sea Turtle Substituted off 64'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Drawfags Substituted off 64'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very poor.png Fucktoys Substituted off 84'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Link
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png Ramen Yaoi
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Delete Your Misfires
Substitutions:
Pos-RWF.png Cond-okay.png I'm Cumming Substituted in 64'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png The Dick Substituted in 64'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Black 2.0 Substituted in 84'
Manager:
Sleep Deprived Anon !!gI7vh35uJ8C.

Man of the Match:
J Nig (/cgl/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

11

2

(9)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

0

2

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

0

Free Kicks

2

0

Passes completed (%)

85

85

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

8

4

Tackles

0

2

Saves

1

6

/y/ v /sp/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium 24 October 2014, 19:40 UTC Attendance: 714
Y logo.png /y/ 0–1 /sp/ Sp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 80' Le Cut Inside Man
 
Assists
 
Assist 80' Semen Slurping Sport


Kit: Ykit2-2014sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Shungiku Nakamura
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Yaoi Accessories
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png My Bishounen
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Yaranaika
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Hypnosis Rape Substituted off 64'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Cum In My Pants
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Drawfags
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png I'm Cumming
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Link
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Delete Your Misfires
Pos-LWF.png Cond-okay.png Ramen Yaoi
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png My Begging Bottom Substituted in 64'
Manager:
Sleep Deprived Anon !!gI7vh35uJ8C.
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Sphome-2014sc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png >de gay
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Refball
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Lelbron
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png >moyes
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Power Rankings
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png George Costanza
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Semen Slurping Sport
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png USA USA USA Substituted off 64'
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Le Cut Inside Man
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png MESSI
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png >he does it for free
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Jagsguy Substituted in 64'
Manager:
Art Vandelay !!34tUU2KHLml
Bochumbru !!vij0cTUzxLY

Man of the Match:
Le Cut Inside Man (/sp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

3

4

(2)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

3

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

0

Free Kicks

0

3

Passes completed (%)

72

76

Crosses

3

4

Interceptions

8

14

Tackles

4

4

Saves

0

2

/vp/ v /i/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: Konami Stadium 24 October 2014, 20:20 UTC Attendance: 624
Vp logo.png /vp/ 1–1 /i/ I logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Miror B. Goal 6' Goal 70' OolongEarlGrey
 
Assists
 
Assist 70' Shipainter


Kit: Vphome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png First Edition Charizard
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png DOGARS
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Prof. Oak Came
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Sneaky Pebbles
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Tentaquil Substituted off 70'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Bravest Bird Substituted off 70'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Trumpets
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png It's A Hat Substituted off 70'
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Hoenn Confirmed
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png >implying owls are birds
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Miror B.
Substitutions:
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Smogonsword Substituted in 70'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Smashfroge Substituted in 70'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Joey's Rattata Substituted in 70'
Manager:
McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Ikit1-2014abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Socket Error
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png OC Thread
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Slave Princess
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Triangle Boyfriend
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png NSFW Dump
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png OolongEarlGrey
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Futatron
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Speed Drawing
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png Dungeon Waterway
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Shi-Painter
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png shockandjoy
Manager:
Indeterminate !!Zf3kAJ4eUaf
Rillion !!nkKuj7Qupxu

Man of the Match:
First Edition Charizard (/vp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

57

43

Shots (on target)

8

12

(6)

(11)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

4

2

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

80

70

Crosses

5

6

Interceptions

11

7

Tackles

3

3

Saves

8

4

/i/ v /y/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: Bob Ross Memorial Stadium 26 October 2014, 18:20 UTC Attendance: 761
I logo.png /i/ 2–3 /y/ Y logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
shockandjoy Goal 9'
Dungeonwaterway Goal 25'
Goal 16' Cum In My Pants
Goal 43' Ramen Yaoi
Goal 79' Delete Your Missfires
 
Assists
 
Assist 16' Sea Turtle
Assist 79' Ramen Yaoi


Kit: Ihome-2014abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Socket Error
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Handwritten
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Slave Princess Substituted off 79'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Triangle Boyfriend
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png NSFW Dump
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Futatron
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Space Negro Substituted off 76'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png OolongEarlGrey
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Dungeon Waterway
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Shi-Painter
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png shockandjoy
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Speed Drawing Substituted in 76'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Fetish Request Substituted in 79'
Manager:
Indeterminate !!Zf3kAJ4eUaf
Rillion !!nkKuj7Qupxu
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Yhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Denied Pleasure Substituted off 45'
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Yaoi Accessories
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png I Sooo Need It
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Hypnosis Rape Substituted off 45'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Sea Turtle
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Yaranaika
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Link
Pos-RWF.png Cond-good.png I'm Cumming
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Delete Your Misfires
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Cum In My Pants
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png Ramen Yaoi
Substitutions:
Pos-GK.png Cond-very poor.png Shungiku Nakamura Substituted in 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Drawfags Substituted in 45'
Manager:
Sleep Deprived Anon !!gI7vh35uJ8C.

Man of the Match:
Ramen Yaoi (/y/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

8

7

(6)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

82

78

Crosses

2

3

Interceptions

11

6

Tackles

5

5

Saves

3

4

/sp/ v /cgl/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium 26 October 2014, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 990
Sp logo.png /sp/ 3–1 /cgl/ Cgl logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Le Cut Inside Man Goal 12'53'
Messi Goal 32'
Goal 90+3' Dramu
 
Assists
 
Messi Assist 12'


Kit: Spkit1-2014abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png >de gay
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Refball
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Lelbron Substituted off 84'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png 18-1
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Power Rankings Substituted off 69'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png George Costanza
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png USA USA USA Substituted off 69'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Tim Teboq
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Le Cut Inside Man
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png MESSI
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png >he does it for free
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Jagsguy Substituted in 69'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very poor.png >schalke Substituted in 69'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very poor.png >moyes Substituted in 84'
Manager:
Art Vandelay !!34tUU2KHLml
Bochumbru !!vij0cTUzxLY
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Cglkit1-2014abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Maguma's Shirt
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Get A Goddamn Wig
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Heroes of Cosplay
Pos-LB.png Cond-very poor.png Niggamoon
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png 50 Dicks
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Not A Fetish
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Ita
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Derpy-chan
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Dramu
Pos-RWF.png Cond-okay.png J Nig
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png Yaya's Tatas
Manager:
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG

Man of the Match:
MESSI (/sp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

11

3

(8)

(1)

Fouls (offside)

2

2

(2)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

2

3

Passes completed (%)

76

78

Crosses

5

2

Interceptions

11

15

Tackles

2

4

Saves

0

5

/cgl/ v /i/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: Bob Ross Memorial Stadium 1 November 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 634
Cgl logo.png /cgl/ 0–1 /i/ I logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 73' shockandjoy
 
Assists
 
Assist 73' Dungeonwaterway


Kit: Cglhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Maguma's Shirt
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Photoshop
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Jealous Fatty Substituted off 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Ita Substituted off 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Coscom Substituted off 45'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Niggamoon
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Not A Fetish
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Derpy-chan
Pos-RWF.png Cond-very good.png J Nig
Pos-LWF.png Cond-very poor.png Yaya's Tatas
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Dramu
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Circlejerk Substituted in 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Gutterbitch Substituted in 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Vendetta Substituted in 45'
Manager:
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Ikit1-2014abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Socket Error
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Slave Princess
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Customer Service
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png minus8
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Triangle Boyfriend
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Futatron
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png OolongEarlGrey
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Space Negro
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Dungeon Waterway
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Shi-Painter
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png shockandjoy
Manager:
Indeterminate !!Zf3kAJ4eUaf
Rillion !!nkKuj7Qupxu
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

1

6

(1)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

3

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

1

3

Passes completed (%)

84

77

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

3

3

Tackles

1

5

Saves

2

1

PES crashed following /i/'s goal at 72:38. The match was restarted with normalised player conditions (all green). The restarted match began at kickoff (/cgl/ in possession) and aggregate time was used with play continuing until 17:50 (90:28 aggregate).

Match stats are taken from half-time in the original match. Conditionings, starting lineups and substitutions are taken from the original match. Both kits were kept after the restart.

/y/ v /vp/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: Seme Uke Stadium 1 November 2014, 17:40 UTC Attendance: 804
Y logo.png /y/ 1–1 /vp/ Vp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Ramen Yaoi Goal 6' Goal 43' Miror B.
 
Assists
 
Cum In My Pants Assist 6' Assist 43' Tentaquil


Kit: Yfourth-2016abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Shungiku Nakamura
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Yaoi Accessories Substituted off 77'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Kawaii Neko ~*~ Substituted off 77'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Link
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Yaranaika
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Sea Turtle
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Black 2.0
Pos-RWF.png Cond-okay.png I'm Cumming
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Cum In My Pants
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Delete Your Misfires
Pos-LWF.png Cond-very poor.png Ramen Yaoi
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png My Begging Bottom Substituted in 77'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Baka Bara Substituted in 77'
Manager:
Sleep Deprived Anon !!gI7vh35uJ8C.
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Vpaway abc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png First Edition Charizard
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Dogars Substituted off 77'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png No Es Fake
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Sneaky Pebbles Substituted off 45'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Tentaquil
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Trumpets
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png No Moves
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png It's A Hat Substituted off 77'
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Hoenn Confirmed
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png >implying owls are birds
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Miror B. Booked 26'
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Goodra Is A Female Substituted in 45'
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Masuda Substituted in 77'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png Smogonsword Substituted in 77'
Manager:
McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv

Man of the Match:
Ramen Yaoi (/y/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

54

46

Shots (on target)

8

6

(6)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

0

4

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

4

0

Passes completed (%)

76

75

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

9

10

Tackles

5

4

Saves

4

4

/vp/ v /cgl/

Background: /cgl/ demolished /vp/ with a 4-1 victory in their only previous competitive matchup.

Stadium: Konami Stadium 2 November 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 920
Vp logo.png /vp/ 2–1 /cgl/ Cgl logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Bravest Bird Goal 27'
Miror B. Goal 76'
Goal 80' Vendetta
 
Assists
 
Tentaquil Assist 76' Assist 80' J Nig


Kit: Vphome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png First Edition Charizard
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Dogars Substituted off 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Prof. Oak Came Substituted off 76'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Sneaky Pebbles Substituted off 76'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Tentaquil
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Bravest Bird
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Trumpets
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png It's A Hat
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Hoenn Confirmed
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png >implying owls are birds
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Miror B.
Substitutions:
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Masuda Substituted in 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png No Es Fake Substituted in 76'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Goodra Is A Female Substituted in 76'
Manager:
McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Cglhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Mr. Yan
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Sugar Daddy
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Coscom Booked 6'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Circlejerk
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Vendetta
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Jealous Fatty
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Gutterbitch
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Derpy-chan
Pos-RWF.png Cond-good.png J Nig
Pos-LWF.png Cond-okay.png Yaya's Tatas
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Dramu
Manager:
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG

Man of the Match:
Miror B. (/vp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

10

8

(8)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

4

3

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

76

80

Crosses

8

3

Interceptions

7

9

Tackles

4

2

Saves

3

6

/i/ v /sp/

Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.

Stadium: Bob Ross Memorial Stadium 2 November 2014, 22:20 UTC Attendance: 1056
I logo.png /i/ 4–2 /sp/ Sp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Shipainter Goal 2'
Dungeonwaterway Goal 21'
Space Negro Goal 25'
shockandjoy Goal 89'
Goal 30'80' Le Cut Inside Man
 
Assists
 
shockandjoy Assist 2'25'


Kit: Ikit1-2014abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Socket Error
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Handwritten
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Slave Princess Substituted off 80'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Triangle Boyfriend
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Strapless Panty
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Futatron
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png OolongEarlGrey Substituted off 45'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Space Negro
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Dungeon Waterway
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Shi-Painter
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png shockandjoy
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Doodle Or Die Substituted in 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Fetish Request Substituted in 80'
Manager:
Indeterminate !!Zf3kAJ4eUaf
Rillion !!nkKuj7Qupxu
Blank pitch.png
Kit: Spaway-2014abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png >de gay
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png BTFO Substituted off 25'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png >TORRES
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png >moyes
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Lelbron Substituted off 25'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png George Costanza
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png USAUSAUSA Substituted off 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Semen Slurping Sport
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png MESSI
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Le Cut Inside Man
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png >he does it for free
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png >schalke Substituted in 25'
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Refball Substituted in 25'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Tim Teboq Substituted in 72'
Manager:
Art Vandelay !!34tUU2KHLml
Bochumbru !!vij0cTUzxLY

Man of the Match:
Shi-Painter (/i/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

41

59

Shots (on target)

10

8

(10)

(7)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

1

3

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

75

77

Crosses

1

10

Interceptions

5

12

Tackles

1

3

Saves

5

3