Summary
Matchday 1
/sp/ went into the group as favorites to promote, and things went to shit immediately when IOAB put /vp/ on the board after thirty-three minutes. /sp/'s managers had a kneejerk reaction to goal and immediately shook up the defense, subbing off Refball and >schalke and replacing them with two poor-conditioned center backs. A flurry of kickoff abuse followed, featuring a debut goal for >he does it for free, a second strike by IOAB, and a header by It's A Hat. The /sp/artans went into half-time completely lost for words, with two substitutes already used. The second half was an improvement for them, with a USA USA USA goal giving them hope of salvaging a point, but it ultimately was not enough. /sp/ can geeeeeet fuuuuuuuuucked...
Meanwhile, /cgl/ got off to the perfect start against >gold defender with two first half goals, despite Shungiku Nakamura pulling off save after save to keep his team in the match. The potential of a nervous finished started by a >gold defender goal was extinguished minutes later as J Nig put the final nail in the coffin.
Matchday 2
For seventy-eight minutes, there was nothing but the sound of semen being slurped in the crowd when /y/ took on /sp/, who were too busy to notice that nobody had scored yet. Dicks popped out of mouths when Semen Slurping Sport of all players set up Le Cut Inside Man, who supplied the only goal of the match and gifted /sp/ three vital points.
Newcomers /i/ made their debut in the cup against /vp/, who were on the board inside the first few minutes thanks to Miror B following up a spilled save from Socket Error. At the other end, First Edition Charizard put on a show, saving shots from all angles and keeping /vp/ alive. Eventually the dam broke and a goal was leaked in, scored by OolongEarlGrey.
Matchday 3
/y/'s manager sent out a four defender and four attacker lineup against the cup debutants, which backfired quickly thanks to shockandjoy's early strike. Non-medal second striker Cum In My Pants quickly put the team back on terms, but Dungeon Waterway was able to restore /i/'s one goal lead. Ramen Yaoi's skillful move and goal was able to secure a 2-2 scoreline at the half, where /y/ decided to substitute a purple-conditioned goalkeeper in place of Denied Pleasure. He was able to keep a clean sheet as outgoing veteran striker Delete Your Misfires secured /y/'s victory with twelve minutes to spare.
/sp/ put on an utterly dominant display against /cgl/, thanks to Le Cut Inside Man's early strike, Messi's keepy-uppy run and half-volley, and Messi's sombrero-and-volley-into-the-crossbar which rebounded onto the head of a grateful Le Cut Inside Man, who nodded /sp/ into a 3-0 lead. /sp/ tried for a fourth, but an unexpected counterattack in second half stoppage time saw Dramu rescue a consolation goal. /sp/ topped the group with six points, and looked set to return to the Elites.
Matchday 4
Stuck on the bottom and needing a win to keep their promotion hopes alive, /i/ took on /cgl/, who were also fighting for promotion (but doing better at least). /i/ managed a dominant first half, but the two teams went into the break deadlocked. /cgl/'s manager made all his substitutes at the half, attempting to fix his weak backline. It didn't help as /i/ scored halfway through the second half, thanks to Not A Fetish failing to defend properly. And then PES crashed and nobody cares what happened in the last eighteen minutes. /i/ went on to win their first match, and were still in contention.
/y/'s final game of the group was headlined with one goal: Win, and win by a lot. Signs were good early thanks to Ramen Yaoi's goal, but a Miror B strike cancelled it out. /y/ were unable to find a way past the /vp/ defense in the second half and went out of the cup on a whimper.
Matchday 5
Despite Mr. Yan's six save performance, /cgl/ could not find the win they needed to bounce back to the Elites. Bravest Bird's first half blooter made things look grim for the Seagulls, and a Miror B goal late in the second half officially confirmed /cgl/'s relegation and /vp/'s promotion. /cgl/ did find a consolation goal from unknown defender Vendetta, who scored from a cross and created a nervy finish for /vp/.
/sp/ fans were already opening the champagne as they proclaimed "I know the game hasn't even started, but we're back in the Elites. It's only /i/, literally who?" However, poor conditions threatened to derail their hopes. And then PES crashed before the game began and they got good new conditions, including a red >he does it for free and a very good looking backline...which failed because Shi-Painter set a new cup record with a goal in just 1:20. And boy oh boy, it got worse. Dungeon Waterway followed up a >de gay save with an easy tap-in, and Space Negro too added a goal to his name. /sp/'s manager threw two defenders out of the game and put some fresh legs on, which paid off quickly as Le Cut Inside Man scored minutes later. The Dutch striker followed up a trollpost-and-goalkeeper deflected shot in the 79th minute, and suddenly, memories of that match against /g/ in 2013 flooded back. They needed a draw to confirm their place in the Elites again. Were /sp/ going to find a way? NO, OF COURSE NOT. shockandjoy left multiple /sp/ defenders in his wake and buried /sp/'s hopes and dreams for good, officially keeping Together Forever alive for another six months and sending /i/ into the knockouts in their debut cup. >Art was promptly sacked as manager and later signed for /biz/ for twenty Bitcoins, and then sacked himself halfway through the cup.
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/vp/ |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
8
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/i/ |
4 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
7
|
/sp/ |
4 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
6
|
/y/ |
4 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
4
|
/cgl/ |
4 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
3
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/sp/ v /vp/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
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18 October 2014, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 879
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>he does it for free 38' USA USA USA 69'
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34', 41' IOAB 45+0' It's a Hat
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Assists
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Tim Teboq 38' >he does it for free 69'
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34' Miror B. 41' Hoenn Confirmed 45+0' Dogars
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Kit:
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Da Burrs |
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Refball |
33' |
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>moyes |
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18-1 |
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>schalke |
33' |
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George Costanza |
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USA USA USA |
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Tim Teboq |
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Le Cut Inside Man |
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Messi |
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>he does it for free |
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Substitutions:
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>torres |
33' |
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Lelbron |
33' |
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Manager:
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Art Vandelay !!34tUU2KHLml Bochumbru !!vij0cTUzxLY
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Kit:
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Serebii.net |
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Dogars |
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No Es Fake |
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Sneaky Pebbles |
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Specs Weedle |
45' |
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Trumpets |
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Bravest Bird |
45' |
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It's A Hat |
68' |
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Hoenn Confirmed |
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IOAB |
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Miror B. |
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Substitutions:
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Joey's Rattata |
45' |
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Smashfroge |
45' |
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Smogonsword |
68' |
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Manager:
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McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv
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Man of the Match:
Trumpets (/vp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
|
Shots (on target)
|
12
|
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6
|
(9)
|
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
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2
|
(1)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
|
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0
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Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
76
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Crosses
|
4
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
13
|
|
7
|
Tackles
|
1
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
4
|
|
/cgl/ v /y/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: /y/ Stadium
|
18 October 2014, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 738
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Yaya's Tatas 14' Dramu 33' J Nig 86'
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83' Yaranaika
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Assists
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Dramu 14', 86' Yaya's Tatas 33'
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Kit:
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Maguma's Shirt |
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Photoshop |
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Heroes of Cosplay |
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Niggamoon |
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Get A Goddamn Wig |
84' |
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Not A Fetish |
84' |
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Ita |
84' |
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Derpy-chan |
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J Nig |
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Dramu |
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Yaya's Tatas |
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Substitutions:
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Coscom |
84' |
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Burando |
84' |
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50 Dicks |
84' |
|
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Manager:
|
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG
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Kit:
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Shungiku Nakamura |
|
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Yaoi Accessories |
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Kawaii Neko ~*~ |
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Yaranaika |
|
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I Sooo Need It |
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Sea Turtle |
64' |
|
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Drawfags |
64' |
|
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Fucktoys |
84' |
|
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Link |
|
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Ramen Yaoi |
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Delete Your Misfires |
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Substitutions:
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I'm Cumming |
64' |
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The Dick |
64' |
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Black 2.0 |
84' |
|
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Manager:
|
Sleep Deprived Anon !!gI7vh35uJ8C.
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Man of the Match:
J Nig (/cgl/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
11
|
|
2
|
(9)
|
|
(2)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
85
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
4
|
Tackles
|
0
|
|
2
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
6
|
|
/y/ v /sp/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
|
24 October 2014, 19:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 714
|
|
|
80' Le Cut Inside Man
|
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Assists
|
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|
|
80' Semen Slurping Sport
|
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Kit:
|
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|
Shungiku Nakamura |
|
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Yaoi Accessories |
|
|
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My Bishounen |
|
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Yaranaika |
|
|
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Hypnosis Rape |
64' |
|
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|
Cum In My Pants |
|
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|
Drawfags |
|
|
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|
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I'm Cumming |
|
|
|
|
|
Link |
|
|
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Delete Your Misfires |
|
|
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|
|
Ramen Yaoi |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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|
My Begging Bottom |
64' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Sleep Deprived Anon !!gI7vh35uJ8C.
|
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|
Kit:
|
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|
>de gay |
|
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Refball |
|
|
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Lelbron |
|
|
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|
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>moyes |
|
|
|
|
|
Power Rankings |
|
|
|
|
|
George Costanza |
|
|
|
|
|
Semen Slurping Sport |
|
|
|
|
|
USA USA USA |
64' |
|
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|
Le Cut Inside Man |
|
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|
MESSI |
|
|
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|
>he does it for free |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
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|
Jagsguy |
64' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Art Vandelay !!34tUU2KHLml Bochumbru !!vij0cTUzxLY
|
|
Man of the Match:
Le Cut Inside Man (/sp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
3
|
|
4
|
(2)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
72
|
|
76
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
0
|
|
2
|
|
/vp/ v /i/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Konami Stadium
|
24 October 2014, 20:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 624
|
Miror B. 6'
|
|
70' OolongEarlGrey
|
|
Assists
|
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|
|
70' Shipainter
|
|
|
Kit:
|
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|
First Edition Charizard |
|
|
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|
DOGARS |
|
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Prof. Oak Came |
|
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Sneaky Pebbles |
|
|
|
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|
Tentaquil |
70' |
|
|
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Bravest Bird |
70' |
|
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|
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Trumpets |
|
|
|
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It's A Hat |
70' |
|
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Hoenn Confirmed |
|
|
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>implying owls are birds |
|
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Miror B. |
|
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Substitutions:
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Smogonsword |
70' |
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Smashfroge |
70' |
|
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Joey's Rattata |
70' |
|
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Manager:
|
McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv
|
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Kit:
|
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Socket Error |
|
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OC Thread |
|
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Slave Princess |
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Triangle Boyfriend |
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NSFW Dump |
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OolongEarlGrey |
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Futatron |
|
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Speed Drawing |
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Dungeon Waterway |
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Shi-Painter |
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shockandjoy |
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Manager:
|
Indeterminate !!Zf3kAJ4eUaf Rillion !!nkKuj7Qupxu
|
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Man of the Match:
First Edition Charizard (/vp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
57
|
|
43
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
12
|
(6)
|
|
(11)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
|
(1)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
70
|
Crosses
|
5
|
|
6
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
7
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
8
|
|
4
|
|
/i/ v /y/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Bob Ross Memorial Stadium
|
26 October 2014, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 761
|
shockandjoy 9' Dungeonwaterway 25'
|
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16' Cum In My Pants 43' Ramen Yaoi 79' Delete Your Missfires
|
|
Assists
|
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|
|
16' Sea Turtle 79' Ramen Yaoi
|
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|
Kit:
|
|
|
Socket Error |
|
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Handwritten |
|
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Slave Princess |
79' |
|
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Triangle Boyfriend |
|
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NSFW Dump |
|
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Futatron |
|
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Space Negro |
76' |
|
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OolongEarlGrey |
|
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Dungeon Waterway |
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Shi-Painter |
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shockandjoy |
|
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Substitutions:
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Speed Drawing |
76' |
|
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Fetish Request |
79' |
|
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Manager:
|
Indeterminate !!Zf3kAJ4eUaf Rillion !!nkKuj7Qupxu
|
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|
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Kit:
|
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Denied Pleasure |
45' |
|
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|
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Yaoi Accessories |
|
|
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|
I Sooo Need It |
|
|
|
|
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Hypnosis Rape |
45' |
|
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|
|
Sea Turtle |
|
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|
Yaranaika |
|
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|
Link |
|
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|
I'm Cumming |
|
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Delete Your Misfires |
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Cum In My Pants |
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Ramen Yaoi |
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|
Substitutions:
|
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Shungiku Nakamura |
45' |
|
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Drawfags |
45' |
|
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Manager:
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Sleep Deprived Anon !!gI7vh35uJ8C.
|
|
Man of the Match:
Ramen Yaoi (/y/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
48
|
|
52
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
7
|
(6)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
82
|
|
78
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
6
|
Tackles
|
5
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
4
|
|
/sp/ v /cgl/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
|
26 October 2014, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 990
|
Le Cut Inside Man 12', 53' Messi 32'
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90+3' Dramu
|
|
Assists
|
|
Messi 12'
|
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Kit:
|
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>de gay |
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Refball |
|
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Lelbron |
84' |
|
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|
18-1 |
|
|
|
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Power Rankings |
69' |
|
|
|
|
George Costanza |
|
|
|
|
|
USA USA USA |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Tim Teboq |
|
|
|
|
|
Le Cut Inside Man |
|
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|
MESSI |
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|
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|
>he does it for free |
|
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Substitutions:
|
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Jagsguy |
69' |
|
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|
>schalke |
69' |
|
|
|
|
>moyes |
84' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Art Vandelay !!34tUU2KHLml Bochumbru !!vij0cTUzxLY
|
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Kit:
|
|
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Maguma's Shirt |
|
|
|
|
|
Get A Goddamn Wig |
|
|
|
|
|
Heroes of Cosplay |
|
|
|
|
|
Niggamoon |
|
|
|
|
|
50 Dicks |
|
|
|
|
|
Not A Fetish |
|
|
|
|
|
Ita |
|
|
|
|
|
Derpy-chan |
|
|
|
|
|
Dramu |
|
|
|
|
|
J Nig |
|
|
|
|
|
Yaya's Tatas |
|
|
|
Manager:
|
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG
|
|
Man of the Match:
MESSI (/sp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
11
|
|
3
|
(8)
|
|
(1)
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Fouls (offside)
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2
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2
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(2)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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Free Kicks
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2
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3
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Passes completed (%)
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76
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78
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Crosses
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5
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2
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Interceptions
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11
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15
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Tackles
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2
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4
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Saves
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0
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5
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/cgl/ v /i/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Bob Ross Memorial Stadium
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1 November 2014, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 634
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73' shockandjoy
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Assists
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73' Dungeonwaterway
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Kit:
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Maguma's Shirt |
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Photoshop |
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Jealous Fatty |
45' |
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Ita |
45' |
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Coscom |
45' |
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Niggamoon |
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Not A Fetish |
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Derpy-chan |
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J Nig |
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Yaya's Tatas |
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Dramu |
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Substitutions:
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Circlejerk |
45' |
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Gutterbitch |
45' |
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Vendetta |
45' |
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Manager:
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Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG
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Kit:
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Socket Error |
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Slave Princess |
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Customer Service |
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minus8 |
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Triangle Boyfriend |
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Futatron |
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OolongEarlGrey |
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Space Negro |
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Dungeon Waterway |
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Shi-Painter |
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shockandjoy |
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Manager:
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Indeterminate !!Zf3kAJ4eUaf Rillion !!nkKuj7Qupxu
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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44
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56
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Shots (on target)
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1
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6
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(1)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
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3
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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Free Kicks
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1
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3
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Passes completed (%)
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84
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77
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Crosses
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2
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2
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Interceptions
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3
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3
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Tackles
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1
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5
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Saves
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2
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1
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PES crashed following /i/'s goal at 72:38. The match was restarted with normalised player conditions (all green). The restarted match began at kickoff (/cgl/ in possession) and aggregate time was used with play continuing until 17:50 (90:28 aggregate).
Match stats are taken from half-time in the original match. Conditionings, starting lineups and substitutions are taken from the original match. Both kits were kept after the restart.
/y/ v /vp/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Seme Uke Stadium
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1 November 2014, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 804
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Ramen Yaoi 6'
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43' Miror B.
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Assists
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Cum In My Pants 6'
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43' Tentaquil
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Kit:
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Shungiku Nakamura |
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Yaoi Accessories |
77' |
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Kawaii Neko ~*~ |
77' |
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Link |
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Yaranaika |
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Sea Turtle |
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Black 2.0 |
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I'm Cumming |
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Cum In My Pants |
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Delete Your Misfires |
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Ramen Yaoi |
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Substitutions:
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My Begging Bottom |
77' |
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Baka Bara |
77' |
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Manager:
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Sleep Deprived Anon !!gI7vh35uJ8C.
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Kit:
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First Edition Charizard |
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Dogars |
77' |
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No Es Fake |
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Sneaky Pebbles |
45' |
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Tentaquil |
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Trumpets |
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No Moves |
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It's A Hat |
77' |
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Hoenn Confirmed |
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>implying owls are birds |
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Miror B. |
26' |
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Substitutions:
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Goodra Is A Female |
45' |
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Masuda |
77' |
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Smogonsword |
77' |
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Manager:
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McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv
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Man of the Match:
Ramen Yaoi (/y/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
54
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46
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Shots (on target)
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8
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6
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(6)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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4
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(0)
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(2)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
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2
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Free Kicks
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4
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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76
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75
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Crosses
|
3
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2
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Interceptions
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9
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10
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Tackles
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5
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4
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Saves
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4
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4
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/vp/ v /cgl/
Background: /cgl/ demolished /vp/ with a 4-1 victory in their only previous competitive matchup.
Stadium: Konami Stadium
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2 November 2014, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 920
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Bravest Bird 27' Miror B. 76'
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80' Vendetta
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Assists
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Tentaquil 76'
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80' J Nig
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Kit:
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First Edition Charizard |
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Dogars |
45' |
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Prof. Oak Came |
76' |
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Sneaky Pebbles |
76' |
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Tentaquil |
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Bravest Bird |
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Trumpets |
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It's A Hat |
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Hoenn Confirmed |
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>implying owls are birds |
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Miror B. |
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Substitutions:
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Masuda |
45' |
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No Es Fake |
76' |
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Goodra Is A Female |
76' |
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Manager:
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McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv
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Kit:
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Mr. Yan |
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Sugar Daddy |
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Coscom |
6' |
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Circlejerk |
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Vendetta |
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Jealous Fatty |
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Gutterbitch |
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Derpy-chan |
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J Nig |
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Yaya's Tatas |
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Dramu |
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Manager:
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Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG
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Man of the Match:
Miror B. (/vp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
46
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54
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Shots (on target)
|
10
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8
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(8)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
4
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3
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Free Kicks
|
2
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|
1
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Passes completed (%)
|
76
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|
80
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Crosses
|
8
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3
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Interceptions
|
7
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9
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Tackles
|
4
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2
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Saves
|
3
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6
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/i/ v /sp/
Background: These two teams had never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Bob Ross Memorial Stadium
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2 November 2014, 22:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1056
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Shipainter 2' Dungeonwaterway 21' Space Negro 25' shockandjoy 89'
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30', 80' Le Cut Inside Man
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Assists
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shockandjoy 2', 25'
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Kit:
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Socket Error |
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Handwritten |
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Slave Princess |
80' |
|
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Triangle Boyfriend |
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Strapless Panty |
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Futatron |
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OolongEarlGrey |
45' |
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Space Negro |
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Dungeon Waterway |
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Shi-Painter |
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shockandjoy |
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Substitutions:
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Doodle Or Die |
45' |
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Fetish Request |
80' |
|
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Manager:
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Indeterminate !!Zf3kAJ4eUaf Rillion !!nkKuj7Qupxu
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Kit:
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>de gay |
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BTFO |
25' |
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>TORRES |
|
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>moyes |
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Lelbron |
25' |
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George Costanza |
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USAUSAUSA |
72' |
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Semen Slurping Sport |
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MESSI |
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Le Cut Inside Man |
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>he does it for free |
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Substitutions:
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>schalke |
25' |
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Refball |
25' |
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Tim Teboq |
72' |
|
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Manager:
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Art Vandelay !!34tUU2KHLml Bochumbru !!vij0cTUzxLY
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Man of the Match:
Shi-Painter (/i/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
41
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|
59
|
Shots (on target)
|
10
|
|
8
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(10)
|
|
(7)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
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(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
75
|
|
77
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
10
|
Interceptions
|
5
|
|
12
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Tackles
|
1
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
5
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|
3
|
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