/pmmm/ Roster

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Starting 11

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
101	GK	SNAA			Sana is too busy torturing opposing players to give a damn about saving a single shot. Don't care. Single GK all the way baby!
6	CB	>0.0000000004%			A prodigious loli meguca who excels in both astrophysics and biology; she is most well known for her scientific discovery on the percentage of megucas that are heterosexual on Earth: 0.0000000004% Don't question her ethics or she will nyaa loudly and call for onee-chan's assistance.
69	CB	Twincest			200 million times a second
42	CB	NEO-DOROTHY MOTHERFUCKER			What better virus to infect the enemy with than one that renders the body defenseless? So defenseless, in fact, that you completely recreate the host's physical shape and spread the virus elsewhere without contact!
0	CMF	Oh?			Evade? Meta Breaking? Big dicked dominatrix? Yup, it's Vagitan time.
666	CMF	HomuHomu		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	Armed and a dangerous crazy lesbian. She's older than she looks to be but that's what continuously jumping to different timelines does to a meguca. Plays to bring joy to Madoka's face and unintentionally to /PMMM/ fans also. Non-PAPA Homucifer when dammit
6	AMF	Rena-chan Cringe...			I-it’s not like I wanted to play divegrass or anything! You were just so pathetic on the field, so I had to help. Don’t waste my power, okay?
13	AMF	AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs			A college age meguca veteran with more than her fair share of admirers. Is the victim of the sexual advances of a JC slut. OFFICIAL DIVEGRASS LEGBREAK COUNT: Fallen to the Erotic MC; she now stalks girls younger than 15, preferably 11.
1	AMF	Eroha			A rookie magical girl whose feats involve wearing full-body pantyhose, seducing a college woman, becoming the MC of the game, and being the main leader of Kamihama Lesbian Orgy. She now looks to seduce rival meguca faction leaders. She has already tamed two. Surely that makes her qualified to play divegrass, no?
9	SS	Forgotten at Best			Why is she included in the divegrass team? Do you have the right to be in the divegrass team? It would have been best if you were forgotten. You should have just stayed forgotten. Naive thoughts can't save you. She doesn't understand you or her younger sisters. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT FAILURE
999	CF	Madokami			PVE isn’t difficult, but when you want to clear an event >challenge on auto, Madokami will make it so that you don’t even have to play the game.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
8	CB	Alcoholic Town Bicycle			A /PMMM/sis woke up from her bed today and made an important discovery. She is literally Mifuyu. I mean, both of them are kinda of useless, power bottoms towards younger megucas, and drink obscene amounts of alcohol like you wouldn't imagine. Did I tell you both are hags too?
10	CB	FASTER THAN LIGHT			You can't have the thread start without posting a MASSIVELY FASTER THAN LIGHT MOMOKO. It's just an obligatory thing to do.
25	CB	Daito International Airport			>daitoids
777	CB	Something's Gonna Get Blown Off			>cums near death How did they get away with this?
15	CB	BEST JANNU			/u/'s not winning a cup for now so Tart's back on the team until then.
12	CMF	/PMMM/ Smells Like This?!			S-SH-SHOWER????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7	CMF	ShiggyWiggy			Haha... look at ShiggyWiggy's Shiguweeny, look how small her Shigu-ochinchin is. I did tell you this is a girl right?
35	CB	Mothra Lolita			HOLY SHIT ITS MOTHRA AND SHE GREW A MOUTH!!! She also finds page 10 to be very scary.
4	CMF	Hinomoto Supremacy			Leader of the Tokime clan and notorious countrybumpkin. Reinstated after fulfilling her role as an onahole at home. Hopefully, that teaches her to not commit anymore war crimes in the future. Also Best Girl
19	SS	TSUVID-19			Onegai TSUVID! Please don't shut down my country!
5	SS	5v1 me, faggot			Who needs a full team of level 100s when you can wipe a team with just one and a full set of limit broken memoriae? W A S H E D WE CHARGE META NOW WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT, BAWH GOD
10	SS	That Bitch Mikoto			Some hate her and call her a bitch, whore, slut, etc. Some love her and say she deserves eternal salvation. But all she really wants is to be with her phantom gf.
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Retired players/megucas

List of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
18	CB	Sweet Water Guy			Remove males.
8	GK	Gacha RNG Salt			Remove Incubators.
12	RB	Chinese Wolverine			Replaced by her leader.
28	LB	Achishi			Konoha could no longer be convinced that disaster wouldn't befall Ayame.
7	DMF	Midriff Fetish			Ume-tentei was more interested in the girls than the ball.
69	CB	Date Rapist Chouseiya-san			She doesn't like doing hard work herself, so she became the team owner.
36	CB	NTR Queen			The fearsome leader and keikaku master of the Lesbian China Yakuza Group.
45	CB	Kazumi B4 Sayaka!			She may be the MC of a crappy spinoff manga, but she's still better than Sayaka.
38	GK	Prepare My Kokoro			She'll make even the most stone-faced, cold-hearted edgelords go doki doki with her biri biri.
33	DMF	Lolibaba Science Goblin			She may never achieve her dream of being a sexy lady, but perhaps she can gain popularity through divegrass fame.
41	LB	ORIKO was right			So we put her on the left. Hopefully she’ll play ball instead of trying to kill Madoka.
35	CMF	Lesbian Shinigami			She had you collect tens of thousands of pencils and thousands of notebooks, just so she could write about her girlfriend. All according to keikaku.
13	CMF	13 Year Old Lesbian Harem			She may be the odd one out of the Lesbian China-Yakuza Gorilla Group, but she is not to be underestimated.
39	LB	A World of Bullshit			*dodges your attacks* *teleports behind you* *unsheathes magia* Heh, nothin' personnel, kid...
14	CB	Mother of Rumours			Now, I will create monster-like creatures to terrorize Kamihama City residents for our goal to save megucae, this certainly won't come back to haunt m- *collapses*
41	DMF	Wings of Chargius			I desperately want to mate with a meguca. I want to get into bed naked with a meguca, spread open her pussy, insert my cock inside of her, oppress her with my massive weight and cum inside her, fertilizing her eggs as a baby is conceived inside of her undead body. I want to mate with a meguca. It can be any meguca, I don't care. What I want is to copulate, to breed with a magical girl, not a normal girl. The first girls that come to mind are Yachiyo and Mami. Next up for thought are Mifuyu and Tart. It could even be Yuma or Touka. The point is, I've had enough of normal women. I need pussy and I need Magical Girl pussy, pussy to crush my cock with superhuman strength to drain my balls into little seeds as they suck all the cum from it. I want to get into bed with a meguca. I want to watch her recoil as she sees my disgusting obese body and how it gets aroused at the sight of her own. Imagine the utter look of disgust Yachiyo would cast and glare at you. Ria might vomit at witnessing the mass of flesh and fat about to violate her goddess' body. Ui would just cry at the understanding that such a disgusting subhuman heap would connect with her cunny and make her a young mother. But the insertion, the insertion is where the fun is act. Imagine taking out your cock and just ramming into Yuma's womanly hole. She'd just scream, accidentally activating her healing magic and wrapping around your member with a freshly remade hymen. Or imagine Tart. You're basically destroying a virgin and knowing this makes your throbbing member just swipe against her cunt walls. What about Madoka Kaname? Imagine her high, squeaking voice as your manhood connects with her womanhole and she gasps, trying to take you in the classical way, like a good woman. Imagine the thrusting and the creaking of the bed as you bounce your morbid frame against Riko. Every press down, a yell - Hinano is probably a screamer. It all must end in cumming inside. I want to fertilize Kyouko. What a bold yet powerful statement Too bad you got banned lmao
6	CMF	BEFRIENDING			Time travel back to /u/.
23	CMF	>300 Magia Chips		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	Superseded by HomuHomu. You should have pre-registered. Moemura will definitely save Madoka from the qualifiers, no matter how many times it takes. Well look how that turned out you dummy!
25	LB	Holy Mami			She has an anime version unit now. But like, it looks ugly. And she still couldn't make the roster LMAO
5	RB	Blonde Beauty			The rumor of the ghost that takes over the Shonenshitter's sleeping body. Let's have it stay that way okay?
	SS	Full Bloom Sakura			Ah, full bloom...
	LB	Snek			"Ao, you're a demon..." "No, I'm a snake."
3	LB	Little Foal			Dumb foal played like shit on the team, so as punishment she will be castrated and sent to the glue factory for eternity.
2	CB	Never a Tops			さやか? More like 最悪. What a 災厄. She truly never tops. And it shows after being kicked from the roster. I mean this is what she was made for! https://vocaroo.com/1p9rXsaCsrT
22	LB	Chelsea			NA got shut down again after Ashley was found to be illegally living in JP. She'll try to immigrate to JP again, hopefully while becoming a legal Japanese citizen.
18	RB	Dragon Ovipostitor			She turned out to be the prey to the opposing team's predator.
11	CMF	Fuyuu			Sacked for VGLX-2 She's gone for now because she Fuyuu'd Rena's Cringey Renas a little too hard, resulting in her ass getting beat by some Futatsugi mooks and being injured for a few months.
31	CMF	Fool Girl			Sacked for VGLX-2 AliKari Redemption Arc will be back, nano!
14	CMF	Schizo Synthesis			Sacked for VGLX-2 Boyfriend killed himself? No problem, wish for him to be forever with you in your head to take Together Forever to a completely different meaning. This cutie surely understood that warning ★
404	CB	Invest in Konohacoin			Sacked for VGLX-2 Her cryptocurrency tanked the past few months so she'll be gone for now while she fixes her >product back to the standards that she liked before.