/essex/

/essex/
"Ah Yes, The Sex"
/essex/ - Eh? Sex?
Founded May 6th, 2018 Manager Shitcan Owner Shanghai Manjuu, Xiamen Yongshi IRL manager aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up Kiyose-san xynthesa Team colors Chat color 72e6f5 Azur Blue Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! Website /essex/ - Eh? Sex? Nickname Eh? Sex?
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Graphite/Diamond Goal horn Hige Driver
Kits

Exports

Tic-tacs	Aesthetics	Moosic
Lol lmao	Oops all essex

Roster

Final Boss

No. Position Player 11   GK IT'S ALL ESSEX 69   CF AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! 5   SS COPESEX 6   SS BIKESEX 88   AMF RETARDSEX 8   AMF SURFSEX 2   CMF UOOOOHSEX 7   CMF WIDESEX 9   CB SNEEDSEX 10   CB EHH? CUM? 11   CB DUMBSEX

Current Roster

No. Position Player 11   GK IT'S ALL ESSEX 69   CF AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! 5   SS COPESEX 6   SS BIKESEX 88   AMF RETARDSEX 8   AMF SURFSEX 2   CMF UOOOOHSEX 7   CMF WIDESEX 9   CB SNEEDSEX 10   CB EHH? CUM? 11   CB DUMBSEX

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/sb/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	3-2 W	Bikesex  42' Dumbsex  72', 84'
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/dangeru/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	7-3 W	Dumbsex  2', 90+4' Sneedsex  12', 44' CV9 Essex  35' Bikesex  74', 84'
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/kp/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	1-4 L	Coolsex  86'
02022-12-09December 9, 2022	/100oj/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	1-3 W	Dumbsex  13', 26', 50'
02022-12-11December 11, 2022	/M4/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	4-2 W	Sneedsex  29', 39' Kimi Raikosex 45+1' Dumbsex  59'
02022-12-14December 14, 2022	/sk2/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	3-3 D	Dumbsex  58', 76', 86'