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Current Roster
Goalkeepers
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>no 110% speed
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BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU!
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1
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches
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The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.
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2
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Defence
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Picture
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Description
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Number
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>SRPGs
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For all the SRPGs that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars
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420
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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.
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3
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“WE WUZ PHAROAHS”
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DAAAAAAAS RITE
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69
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ABIBA TOOT
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This is war.
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23
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Metal Boxes
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Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
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5
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Is PES a Strategy Game?
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Testing suggests otherwise.
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13
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Horatio
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All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.
Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team.
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21
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ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE
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Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.
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19
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Tall/Wide
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Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility.
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17
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Midfield
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Number
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WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD
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That'll be all your energy plus tip.
The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.
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22
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"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."
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This entire cup must be reset.
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6
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">99% chance to hit"
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Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities.
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10
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KSATRIYA KHADGACARMADHARAS
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>He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units
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16
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King Gedivilas of Chadtuania
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The product of /vst/'s first legendary thread, King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of WAGs to seduce.
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15
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Is It Done Yuri?
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No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun
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18
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THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED
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Sound General Quarters!
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24
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Artificial """Intelligence"""
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Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players.
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8
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El Presidente
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No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?
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7
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Attack
The Memorial
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Number
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Nuclear Launch Detected
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Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches.
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14
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Giant Pile of DLC
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Discontinued due to budget restraints because of the every increasing amount of DLC
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4
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Erika
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Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service. Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service.
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20
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Karl Franz
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Left to summon the electors counts, apparently couldn’t come back because of a universe reset
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18
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