User:Test Pony//evoweb/

/evoweb/

Note to everyone: This is a fake team.

/evoweb/
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/evoweb/ - Evo-Web
Founded 28 January 2014 Manager ARP & Martin Hawkins Owner Konami Tokyo IRL manager Test Pony !!YXbPlZYbUui Team colors Chat color 395593 Third World Blue Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer >making guides / Sorry My Bad English (3) Top assister / Is Jenkey Dead? (2) Captain Master Jenkey Website /evoweb/ - Evo-Web Nickname The Masters
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 1 1 4 50%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /twittersp/  1–4  /evoweb/ 23 March 2014 Biggest defeat /admin/  7–2  /evoweb/ 23 March 2014 First match /evoweb/  3–3  /twittersp/ 23 March 2014
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem See Music section Goal horn See Music section
Kits

Music

Stadium entrance anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfftcYwzejg
Winning anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdqoxddnLcc
Goalhorn (restart after every goal): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFpRO6AAy-Y
Alternate goalhorn when scores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQGYbF7puA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s

Formation

Player positions are not up to date.

No. Position Player 21   GK 5   CB adf.ly 22   CB HazeStratos 27   CB pes*dit 3   DMF Master Jenkey (Captain) 6   DMF Yair 20   AMF 10   SS TAWAPOTSITFLT 15   SS 100 Days 8   SS sxsxsx 14   CF SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH

No. Position Player 1   GK 2   GK 4   CB Ketchup Bug 28   CB cr#ck 11   CB Master Juce 12   CB >>>Random Questions 23   CB Firas Zinou 24   SS >making guides 17   SS Fidel Castro 7   SS Goldora's Baby 9   SS Talentet Personne 18   SS Jon Champion

Player	Origin
( :worship: )	An emoticon usually spammed on Evo-Web after someone released a new tool, patch or whatever.
adf.ly	Just visit some sites with stuff about PES and you'll know why.
100 Days	Jenkey was dead for exactly 100 days, never forget this dark age.
Goldora's Baby	Wondered why it took so long for PRO-EVO to come out? Goldora apparently is a father and has multiple children.
Master Jenkey	Self-explanatory.
pes*dit	Censored version of PesEdit, Evo-Web doesn't really like them.
( :bop: )	The most overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
TAWAPOTSITFLT	(That Asswipe Who Always Posts Off-Topic Stuff In The File Loader Thread)File Loader thread closed again? Probably because some idiot was spamming the thread with off-topic stuff pissing off Jenkey.
sxsxsx	Creator of various 3D modeling tools for PES.
HazeStratos	Evo-Web account shared by several 4cc guys.
SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH	A very common signature or last line in a post by several posters excusing themselves for their usually horrible English.
( :pirate: )	Another overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
( :applaud: )	Another overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
Ketchup Bug	Remove Ketchup, it's ruining PES. Maymay version of Catch-up Bug, a stupid thing by Konami to fix throughballs, making throughballs almost impossible to pull off correctly.
cr#ck	Censored version of crack on Evo-Web.
Talentet Personne	He makes the best aesthetics in the whole PES modding community.
Fidel Castro	El ataque a USA esta pronto quien se nos une viva el socialismo fuera los yankees viva fidel. (A shitposter in Jenkey's Shoutbox frozen in time)
Yair	Creator of the notorious PES AI 'fixes'.
Master Juce	Original kitserver creator, also old mentor of Jenkey.
>>>Random Questions	Have a question? Don't make a new thread and just go here, someone may know the answer.
Firas Zinou	A real PES aesthetic master talent.
>making guides	Want to know how to use this new tool you just downloaded? Bad luck, no one on Evo-Web makes guides about tools they make.
Jon Champion	Aaahhh... Intercepted.

Rivalries

/evoweb/ vs. /sinaweibo/
Because these were the first two Fake teams, they automatically became rivals. Their first game ended in a 6-4 win for /evoweb/.