/vp/ Roster
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Current Roster
| Position | Number | Name | Picture | Description | Height | Playstyle | Skillcards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GK | 1 | Gotta Catch 'Em All | Catchemall.PNG | 4. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL. This will be severely punished and strictly enforced. Gotta Catch 'Em All is on the quest to catch every ball there is. | 199 | ||
| GK | 13 | Smogon/Karen | Smogon_karen.png | With an overseeing eye and getting the final say in everything, he/she decides who does and doesn't play. They wanted a Delibird on the team, but Smogon wouldn't allow it. He is waging a relentless war with - Karen, his mortal enemy. Not sure if it's a samefag or a schizophrenic. | 192 | ||
| GK | 12 | Serebii.net | Serebii.gif | PIKABLU AND MEWTHREE ARE THE STARTERS IN POKÉMON GREY. SEREBII CONFIRMED. POKEMON FUSIONS AND TRIPLE TYPES FOR B&W 2, MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO. | 192 | ||
| CB | 4 | Doppole | Doppole.png | Objectively the most kawaii Gen /vp/ mon | 185 | ||
| CB | 19 | Preorder Cancelled | Preordercancel.png | Mega Evolutions? Pokémon still don't follow you?
FUCK NINTENDO I'M CANCELLING MY PREORDER AND NEVER BUYING A POKÉMON GAME AGAIN |
185 | ||
| CB | 7 | Joey's Rattata | Rattata.jpg | He's in the top percentage of all Rattata, and in case you forget Joey will call to let you know. | 180 | ||
| CB | 5 | Jovi | Jovi.png | 185 | 185 | ||
| CB | 15 | Showderp | Showderp.png | WE CHOOSE A CHAMP, WE CHOOSE TEAM, CHAMP TAKES ON OU (or in this case, the other team) | 180 | ||
| CB | 16 | >Implying Owls Are Birds | Owls.jpg | >Implying Noctowl are Flying types | 180 | ||
| RB | 22 | Trumpets | Trumpets.jpg | GLOO GLOO WATER TRUMPETS BEST SOUNDTRACK HOENN CONFIRMED | 180 | ||
| RB | 21 | MissingNo. | Missingno.png | Formerly a star signing from /x/, MissingNo. played as a starting defender for /vp/. After a string of glitchy games and own goals, Missingno was benched for eternity, only to come out when some hacks are needed. | 180 | ||
| LB | 3 | Tentaquil | 
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Spitting (puking) blood on all those who oppose him, Tentaquil is a force to be dealt with. Created from a Garbodor and the fecal evidence after a night at Taco Bell, Tentaquil, whose name echoes the combination of Tentacool and Cyndaquil, strikes fear into all those who see him. Bears a strange resemblance to moot. | 180 | ||
| LB | 18 | It Was Zoroark | Zoroark.jpg | Just when you think you were clever enough to use that super effective move.. NOPE! It was Zoroark! | 180 | ||
| DMF | 9 | No Es Fake | Noesfake.png | NO ES FAKE, ES HADA | 205 | ||
| CMF | 20 | Gary Oak | GaryOak.jpg | Gary Oak is back and better than ever! At a whopping 6'10", Gary, the self proclaimed "trollball expert" makes the perfect midfielder scoring corners, tap ins and helping out on the defence. No goalkeeping blunders this time, at least not for Gary... | 175 | ||
| CMF | 2 | Fairy Type Confirmed | Fairytype.png | FAIRY TYPE CONFIRMED SUCK IT DENIALFAGS | 175 | ||
| CMF | 14 | Stealth Rocks | StealthRocks.png | Despite the fact that he is widely hated, stealth rocks is still one of the most sought after players in the 4chan cup metagame. In a recent test game with /k/, /vp/ was found in a large amount of trouble when Stealth Rocks was finally banned by SmogonKaren in the 6th minute, completely ruining the entire meta football game for them. | 170 | ||
| CMF | 23 | No Moves | No Moves.png | NO MOVES has always had a hard life. He never had the ability to get anywhere. People always said "Oh flareon is so shit use a ponyta" or "ewww, he has no moves, I'll just use charizard!". Well, NO MOVES is here to prove that he has moves. Demoted for no reason but to give the new players chance at being silver. | 175 | ||
| CMF | 6 | It's a Hat | itsahat.png | It's hair. | 170 | ||
| CMF | 17 | Prof Oak Came | Prof_oak.jpg | Professor Oak came when he heard you beat the league, and now he's coming all the way into the football world, one drop at a time. Professor Oak Came played an important role in what offense /vp/ could muster during the spring 2012 Babby Cup providing much need assists to his teammate Miror B, leading to his promotion to the starting 11. | 165 | ||
| AMF | 11 | Relentless Fletchling | Relentlessfletchling.jpg | With a friendly nature and a beautiful chirp, Fletchling is a popular Pokémon among many Trainers. But Fletchling is also known to be ferocious in battle, capable of unleashing relentless attacks! | 189 | ||
| CF | 10 | Mega Ampharos | Megaampharos.png | What is this, Digimon? | 189 | ||
| CF | 8 | Miror B | Mirorb.png | Used to be the only FABULOUS GOLD player, then failed to show his worth and was demoted to bronze, and then promoted to Gold again... He's still the team captain and chose their music. He's a pretty sweet guy. He is currently working on Miror B: The Game. | 189 |
