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Main Roster
Starters
| Position | No. | Name | Image | Description |
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| GK | 31 | ' | [[]] | ]. |
| CB | 5 | ' | [[]] | |
| CB | 75 | ' | [[]] | |
| CB | 11 | ' | [[]] | |
| DMF | 6 | ' | [[]] | |
| DMF | 27 | ' | [[]] | |
| CMF | 7 | ' | [[]] | |
| CMF | 26 | Failed /g/ Project | 
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/g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is Tox. Example Tox User: "Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?" "Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EF8BB17FBA75CE1BC4E42E784CF813D5B481CA8654B7BE848A0F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4." "T-Thanks..." |
| SS | 19 | Audiophiles | 
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Typical audiophile. Note the obsession for overpriced placebo electronics. |
| SS | 9 | No Time for Love | 
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Desktop Thread |
| CF | 10 | Install Gentoo 
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"Hey /g/, what distro should I install?" |
Substitutes
| Position | No. | Name | Image | Description |
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| GK | 22 | Common Sense | 
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Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre! |
| GK | 18 | Free Software | 
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Free as in "freedom," not free as in "free beer." See: FSF on Free Software. |
| CB | 25 | >two clocks | 
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>muh minimalism An easy way to tell who is or isn't dedicated enough to go full autism on their android homescreen. |
| CB | 66 | Ritchie | 
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Creator of the C programming laguage and co-creator of the Unix operating system. Rest in Peace dmr. |
| CB | 34 | SICP | 
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A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/. |
| CB | 23 | FemSF | 
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C+= (pronounced either C-plus-Equality, or See Equality) is a feminist programming language, created to smash the toxic Patriarchy that is inherent in and that permeates all current computer programming languages. Check it out on Github! |
| CB | 8 | Steve Jobs | 
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"I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone." -Stallman on the death of Steve Jobs |
| DMF | 21 | Deep Dreaming | 
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Do machines dream? |
| DMF | 3 | Torvalds | 
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Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git. |
| DMF | 95 | ThinkPad | 
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IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using. |
| CMF | 33 | DPT | 
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/dpt/ - Daily Programming Thread. What are you working on, /g/? |
| CMF | 77 | Green Is My Pepper | 
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A legendary green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP. |
Notable Retired Players
| Name | Image | Description |
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| Teedus | 
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Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts. |
| No Drivers | 
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ATI's drivers had issues. After being cut from the /g/ team No Drivers has found his calling in the Formula 4CC. |
| Woodscrews | 
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nVidia demonstrating complete incompetence by using a poorly made fake GPU at a tech conference. |
| Ballmer | 
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Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS. |
| Terrorist Watch | 
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Also known as the Casio F-91W, /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [1] |