/r9k/

/r9k/
>tfw no gf ;_;
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Founded c. Winter 2011-2012 IRL manager Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE MarcoZ !!ycrzIG/Qkev Team colors Chat color 480008 Maroon Ranking 19 ( 12) Highest rank 18 (October, 2012) Lowest rank 56 (November, 2014) Top scorer Robot9001 (25) Top assister (N/A) Captain >tfwnogf Website /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Nickname The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 25 10 24 59 42.37%
GF GA GD 97 110 -13
Biggest win /r9k/  5–0  /cm/ 21 October, 2012 Biggest defeat /r9k/  0–6  /co/ 2 June 2012 First match /r9k/  1–1  /soc/ 12 February, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 2 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 24th, 2013 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 8 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 2nd, 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem That feel when no girlfriend (Temporary) Goal horn Grand Finale - Forever Alone feat. Alex Theesfield tfwnogf Goal horn >tfw no gf Spaghetti Goal horn Mom's Spaghetti Victory Anthem CRAWLIN'
Kits
Home kit Away kit

The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.

2016 Summer Cup Export

• Aesthetic Export (Same as Spring)
  
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Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK White Knight 2   LB Beta as Fuck 3   CB Normie 4   CB Forever Alone 30   RB Wizard 10   DMF Chad 7   AMF Kissless Virgin 9   AMF Robot9001 8   SS Sadfrog 6   SS >tfw no gf 22   CF Elliot Rodger

No. Position Player 12   GK Greentext 13   GK Eggman 19   LB Pee Pee Poo Poo 14   LB Cut Off Balls 16   RB Poop Jug 18   RB Wagecuck 17   CB Misogynist 15   CB Stacy 11   DMF Roastie 5   AMF Neckbeard 20   AMF Spaghetti 21   AMF Fembot

Formations

Will appear eventually.

Rivalries

The Beta Bowl U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...

2-0-2

The Alpha-Beta Derby Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.

0-0-1

Cup History

For earlier history: /r9k/ History

2016 4chan Winter Cup

The robots got drawn into what was a rather tough group on paper - /gd/ and /s4s/ were, at this point, established teams in the major cups, and /g/ was the runner-up of the previous year's Summer Cup. On their first Winter Cup match since 2013, /r9k/ stayed competitive against /gd/ for all of the match, but a late blooter from >bumping /gd/ got his team the 3 points. That first win in a major cup was still eluding the robots, and the 1-1 draw against /s4s/ that followed only gave the Arcanines a small chance of success. At the final fixture, the PES Gods seemed to smile upon /r9k/ for once. /gd/ beat /s4s/ 4-0, meaning that with a strong win over the disappointing /g/ side of this cup, /r9k/ could steal second place...but they blew it. The /g/entoomen woke up in an exciting match where they would end up winning 4-3. This left the robots with only 1 point in the group and sent them back to the babbies.

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

This season's babby cup had a format change that made it so that there were groups of 4 teams again, leaving everyone with very little room for error. Additionally, teams could now be relegated to the babby cup qualifiers. MarcoZ joined /r9k/ management during this season, and with the context of this cup in mind, the team was able to be more aggressive with their tactics. The first match for the Robots in this cup was against none other than /adv/, and a Sadfrog double got /r9k/ the 2-1 win. Sadfrog wasn't done scoring yet - /vr/ was the victim of his hat trick in a 5-3 win for the Arcanines. Following those two wins, /r9k/ was already qualified for the 2016 Summer Cup.

Their work wasn't done yet, though. /c/ was /r9k/'s last opponent in the group stage and they got destroyed in a 5-2 goalfest that sent the cute anime girls to the babby cup qualifiers. Elliot Rodger scored 4 of his teams' 5 goals in this match. This was the first time /r9k/ got 9 points in a 4-team group since the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. In the round of 16, /r9k/ had to face >/p/ and won 6-3, no one cared. Speaking of no one caring, /w/ was the next opponent for the Robots and initially, it looked like /w/ might just have a nightmare run to the top like /wg/ did in the past. However, a great comeback from the Arcanines began in the first half, with Robot9001 scoring a goal that kept /r9k/'s hopes alive. The seconld half saw /w/ collapse as their 2-1 lead turned into a 2-4 loss that sent /r9k/ to the semifinals.

At the semifinals, the Robots had a slightly rigged rematch with /vr/ which surprisingly ended in complete disaster. As if the 5-1 loss at this stage wasn't enough, the match itself was unwatchable due to commentary that was "meme-free" (or at least, that was the idea - instead, it ended up being intentionally dull commentary to make a point that could have been conveyed without ruining a match).

Fortunately, there was a light at the end of this tunnel for /r9k/. The third place playoff placed the Robots against /u/ /v/. This was another goalfest, and it ended with /r9k/ winning the coveted third place trophy. On top of that, Elliot Rodger ended up being the top goalscorer of the cup with 13 goals, and >tfw no gf was the top assister of the cup with 7 assists.

Match History

Cup Record

Event	Finish
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Runner-up, promoted
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3rd place, promoted

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 12, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Unknown
February 25, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Unknown
March 23, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	90+2' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
March 24, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0 L
March 25, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	54' Kissless Virgin  80' Robot9001
May 12, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
May 16, 2012	/s/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
June 2, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	6-0 L
August 19, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
September 2, 2012	/hr/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	26' Robot9001
September 9, 2012	/cgl/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	22' Robot9001
October 13, 2012	/u/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	31' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  37' Feito-chan  86' Robot9001
October 19, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	6', 67' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 20, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	53', 60' Robot9001  81' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	2', 11', 16' Robot9001  25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  77' Sadfrog
October 21, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 W	3-2 W on penalties
October 21, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 W	26', 90+2' Sadfrog  36', 87' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-5 L	25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
December 8, 2012	/wg/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	80' Robot9001
February 9, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	82' Shores
February 15, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 L
February 17, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	87' >tfw no gf
April 5, 2013	/diy/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	1', 7' Robot9001
April 13, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	34' Robot9001
May 4, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	61' Robot9001  84' >tfw no gf
May 10, 2013	/u/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 12, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	6' >tfw no gf
September 28, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 W	58' Kissless Virgin
October 5, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 W	2' (pen.), 57' Robot9001  90' Sadfrog
November 16, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	38' Chad Thundercock
November 22, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 L	6' >tfw no gf  21' Robot9001
November 24, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	2', 67', 77' Robot9001  30' Kissless Virgin
January 18, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	47' >tfw no gf  90+' Robot9001
January 26, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	28' Robot9001  44' Kissless Virgin
April 5, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0 D
April 11, 2014	/g/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0 D
April 12, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 L
April 18, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	9' Sadfrog  74' Kissless Virgin
May 30, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	27' Robot9001
June 1, 2014	/sci/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	42' Sadfrog
October 18, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-4 L	85' Sadfrog  90+' Elliot Rodger
October 19, 2014	/ck/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	24' Sadfrog
October 25, 2014	/out/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	44' Sadfrog
October 31, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
April 24, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	45+' Kissless Virgin  73' Sadfrog
April 26, 2015	/fit/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	31' Kissless Virgin
May 8, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	26' Kissless Virgin  66' Sadfrog
May 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-5 L	35' Kissless Virgin  43' >tfw no gf
October 23, 2015	/m/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	32' Sadfrog
October 25, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	45+', 61' Elliot Rodger
October 30, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 W	3' Sadfrog  17' Elliot Rodger  58' Spaghetti
November 1, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	61' Elliot Rodger
November 14, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	3' Elliot Rodger
February 20, 2016	/gd/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	52' Elliot Rodger
February 26, 2016	/s4s/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	76' Robot9001
February 28, 2016	/g/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	3-4 L	28' Failed /g/ Project  42' >tfw no gf  81' Chad
May 6, 2016	/adv/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	16', 64' Sadfrog
May 8, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	5-3 W	9' Elliot Rodger  34', 52', 73' Sadfrog  68' >tfw no gf
May 14, 2016	/c/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	5-2 W	5', 34', 90+3', 90+8' Elliot Rodger  63' >tfw no gf
May 21, 2016	/p/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	6-3 W	8' Sadfrog  21', 64', 83' Elliot Rodger  41', 79' >tfw no gf
May 22, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	26' Robot9001  69', 71' Elliot Rodger  81' >tfw no gf
May 22, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-5 L	7' Kissless Virgin
May 22, 2016	/v/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-3 W	6', 35', 76' Elliot Rodger  52' >tfw no gf

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/m/	Cup Finalists Cup	3-1 W	39' Sadfrog  55' Normalfag  60' Robot9001
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/3/	Cup Finalists Cup	4-3 L	14' Robot9001  17', 44' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/sp/	Cup Finalists Cup	1-2 L	41' Robot9001
02014-09-13September 13, 2014	/sp/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-1 W	41' >tfw no gf  80' Sadfrog
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/hm/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	0-2 W	74' Spaghetti  89' Sadfrog
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/pol/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-1 W	27', 71' >tfw no gf
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/y/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-3 L	78' >tfw no gf  82' Kissless Virgin
02014-11-28November 28, 2014	/diy/	Thanksgiving Bowl	1-0 W	4' Kissless Virgin
02014-11-29November 29, 2014	/u/	Thanksgiving Bowl	1-3 L	34' Sadfrog
02015-01-17January 17, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	13' >tfw no gf
02015-01-23January 23, 2015	/biz/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	78' Elliot Rodger
02015-07-07July 7, 2015	/h/	1.12 Memorial Cup	2-1 W	35' Autoblow 2  41' Wojak
02015-07-08July 8, 2015	/w/	1.12 Memorial Cup	0-1 L
02015-07-10July 10, 2015	/s4s/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
02015-07-18July 18, 2015	/soc/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	30', 52' REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
02015-08-21August 21, 2015	/cgl/	Lark's Madness	1-0 L
02016-01-22January 22, 2016	/biz/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-2 W	5' Sadfrog  54' Robot9001  63' Elliot Rodger
02016-01-30January 30, 2016	/h/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	1-1 (6-5 PK) L	60' Elliot Rodger
02016-06-29June 29, 2016	/soc/	Rigging After Dark	2-1 W	11', 90+0' Elliot Rodger

Team Records

All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.

Goalscorer Table

Pic	Player	Goals
	Robot9001	25
	Elliot Rodger	19
	Sadfrog	19
	>tfw no gf	12
	Japanese Lettuce Hardcore	11
	Kissless Virgin	10
	Chad Thundercock	2
	Shores	1
	Spaghetti	1

Most Goals In A Match

Player	Goals	Opponent	Competition
Elliot Rodger	4	/c/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Top 5 Attendances

Viewers	Opponent	Competition
1430	/g/	2016 4chan Winter Cup
1410	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup
1328	/v/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
1290	/vr/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
1271	/gd/	2016 4chan Winter Cup