/wsg/

/wsg/
Tuto Operari, Ludere Vincere
/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF
Founded March 1, 2013 Manager Steve Wilhite Owner CompuServe/AOL IRL manager .WEBMarshmallow !!XIy7rvj1rvo Team colors Chat color d02323 Americana Crimson Nuevo Ranking 14 ( 2) Highest rank 10 (August, 2014) Lowest rank 58 (August, 2015) Top scorer Duane (21) Top assister Duane (11) Captain Duane Website /wsg/ - Worksafe GIF Nickname The Wiseguys The Workers Union The Working Class
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 13 4 11 28 46.43%
GF GA GD 49 45 +4
Biggest win /wsg/  3–0  /s/ April 19, 2014 Biggest defeat /vr/  4–0  /wsg/ February 20, 2016 First match /wsg/  1–1  /k/ September 28, 2013
Elite Cup Appearances 3 (First in Summer '14) Best result 9th, Winter '16 Babby Cup Appearances 2 (First in Spring '14) Best result 9th, Spring '14
Team music
Anthem Working For The Weekend Loverboy Goal horn Oh, The Boss Is Coming Arkells Alt-horn Duane You Can Do It Adam Routh & Patrick Wilson Alt-horn Lord Dominator I'm The Bad Guy Andy Bean Alt-horn Araragi Koyomi Hachikuji Mayoi fillin Alt-horn To Be Continued Roundabout Yes
Kits
Home kit File:Wsg home.png Away kit File:Wsg away.png Goalkeeper kit File:Wsg gk.png Third kit File:Wsgthird-2016sc.png

All paperwork signed and notarized in triplicate, /wsg/ has successfully applied for a chance at glory in the 4chan Cup!

Formulating their business strategies and head-hunting for the best personnel since early 2013, Worksafe GIF have handily made their presence felt in the world of the 4chan Cup.

A strong business plan on the field and one of the funkiest strikers of all time in team captain Duane means /wsg/ have the skills required to perform a hostile takeover on many a Cup foe.

After continued success in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup, /wsg/ sets their eyes on the 2016 4chan Summer Cup as an opportunity to make even bigger gains in the 4chan Cup industry.

Roster

Main article: /wsg/ Roster
See also: /wsg/ Roster History

No. Position Player 1   GK Deal With It 10   LB CRAYON POP 5   CB WASTED 6   CB VLC Glitch 11   RB Hōsei Tsukitei 16   DMF Sensible Chuckle 15   CMF Lord Dominator 7   CMF Araragi Koyomi 9   SS To Be Continued 28   CF Dodger Leigh 89   CF Duane

No. Position Player 2   GK Get Out 3   GK Scott Sterling 92   LB Boston Dynamics 4   CB FUCKING LEGEND 20   CB ASMR 44   CB Thanks, Obama! 21   RB MULTI-TRACK LISTENING 13   DMF Knife Wielding Tentacle 12   DMF Hard Knock Life 18   AMF Brent Rambo 37   SS Gabe the Dog 8   SS There is Bear Cum!

Recent History

Main Article: /wsg/ History

2015 Autumn Babby Cup

The Working Class would re-enter Cup play during the Autumn season after a new manager stepped forward. .WEBMarshmallow was put to the test immediately as his group draw would include /wsg/'s familiar babby foe /jp/ alongside /n/, former babby runner-up /co/, and /int/.

The familiarity of /jp/ must have translated into /wsg/'s first game of the tournament. Despite Dodger Leigh striking twice, /int/ would storm back late in the game on the wings of Vladimir Putin's heroic efforts. The Russian Leader's refusal to bend to the Workers Union's will meant /wsg/ had lost the first match of their Group Stage fixtures for the third time in a row.

Looking for blood, /wsg/ came into their Halloween match against old friend /jp/ with killer intent. New player Umaru-chan looked upon the NEETs and layabouts of /jp/ and found them wanting. There was only room for one Himouto and damned if it was not going to be her. A 49th minute long shot from the corner of the penalty area punctuated her anger. Not to be outdone, Duane would get his first goal of the tournament soon after when he hooked up with Boston Dynamics for a pinpoint cross from near mid-pitch into the box. Duane would use the flabby bean curd pastry of the defender marking him to angle his header just into the low corner and past a diving keeper to win one for W.O.R.K. /jp/ were forced to say hello to W.O.R.K. after the match and were given jobs as a punishment game.

Afterwards, a hungry /co/ would stumble wildly into the way of /wsg/. Despite obvious commentator bias and the impression that /co/ might be close to a breakthrough on the pitch, Worksafe Gif would play no-nonsense football and leave with another three points on the efforts of Duane and Dodger. Oddly enough, it would not be either strikers taking home Man of the Match honours that day. In fact, that prestige would go to centre defenceman WASTED for several key stops he made during the game. The ensuing mass exodus from the commentator booth and merciless jeering from the bleachers would go on to be known as "That Time /co/ Was So Shitty, They Were WASTED."

The one hurdle left between themselves and their Winter Cup dreams was /n/. Going into the game, the stipulations were clear for the Working Class; get a point or go home. /n/ refused to go out without a fight, scoring first and holding a lead for the majority of the match. /wsg/ had to gut out nearly 80 minutes worth of scarily narrow misses on both sides of the pitch before an opportune counter in the midfield would set Dodger Leigh open on a throughball to equalize the game at one. Time would be called with the game sitting level and /wsg/ would ride that single point into the knockouts and Winter. This would be the third time in club history that the team would lose their first match of the Group Stage and went on to advance from their group. This feat is especially amazing considering that it had only been done six times in 4CC history before /wsg/ had done it once.

Alas, the script would once again end on a familiarly sour note in the Round of 16. While /wsg/ would hold /fit/ close into the dying minutes of the match, they would ultimately be muscled out of another chance at a cup win.

2016 Winter Cup

/wsg/'s return to the Elites saw them in Group E, where they would face Summer Quarter-Finalists /tv/, Round of Sixteen Placing /vr/, and /h/ (who finished 7th in the previous Babby). Considering the >pre-cup team rankings (6th, 11th, and 5th respectively), /wsg/ (45th) was regarded by bookmakers and fans alike as perhaps the team with the longest odds of making it out of their group.

It appeared as though they were correct after their first fixture, which saw /vr/ flick the Working Class away with relative ease. Four goals in the first half saw the Troopers run away with three easy points.

A long week of soul-searching for the Wiseguys followed. The team decided to burn the tape of the last match and roll into /h/'s field with a clean slate. Knowing that there was no room for error and wary of the fact their asses were on the line, a total group effort pushed /wsg/ over the /h/arbringers with Duane and Dodger dissecting a scanty defensive line twice each.

The win kept them around, but it was understood that the team would need some aid on the final day of #YOLOWEEKEND. Either a win by several goals over then group-topper /tv/ or any victory and an unlikely draw or win by bottom-team /h/ over /vr/ would need to occur for the Wiseguys to ensure a foothold on their Elite Cup standing. And lo did Titty Monster decide to >git gud that day, forcing the /vr/ Troopers to play from behind and only manage a draw against /h/. While /vr/ may have closed the door on day two, /h/ opened a window on day six.

The window would stay open for ninety minutes of one-bit-of-nonsence football against the Fa/tv/irgins. Duane would deliver early, and Dodger would follow through second. /wsg/ had returned to the Elites and would stay once more.

I don't feel like I should have to tell you what happened in the Round of Sixteen as I've done this five times now. But know that /wsg/ would climb up thirty-three places to twelfth in team rankings by the end of tournament. They also are in line for a return to the Summer Cup, where their Elite journey began two years ago. Thanks for your support!

Tournament Record

Event	Record (W-D-L)	Result	Place	Note
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1-2	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance from a Qualifier
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0-2	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /fa/
2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0-2	Round of 16	11th	>Being eliminated by /ic/
2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-0-0	Nullified	0th	This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1-2	Round of 16	15th	>4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-0-2	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /out/
2016 4chan Summer Cup	0-0-0	TBD	TBD

Match Record

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 28, 2013	/k/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Big Shake  41'
September 29, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Duane  23', 52'
October 25, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-0 W	Duane  47'
October 25, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-4 L	Duane  64'
October 26, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-2 L	Duane  90'
October 27, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	2-2 D	Duane  30', 41'
January 18, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Big Shake  6'
January 19, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Duane  2', 85' Big Shake  33', 90+'
April 6, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A	2-0 W	Big Shake  55' Duane  78'
April 11, 2014	/jp/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A	0-1 L
April 13, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A	2-1 W	Big Shake  76' Dodger Leigh  82'
April 19, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A	3-0 W	Duane  4' Big Shake  17' 56 Chicken Nuggets  88'
April 26, 2014	/fa/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Round of 16	2-2 L (3-4 PK)	Mako Mankanshoku  90+' Duane  105+'
June 1, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Brent Rambo  8', 33' Dodger Leigh  30'
June 8, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Duane  60'
June 18, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A	1-2 L	Thanks, Obama!  10'
June 20, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A	1-0 W	Roka Shibasaki  69'
June 26, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A	2-1 W	Duane  26' Big Shake  33'
August 2, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Summer Cup - Round of 16	1-2 L (AET)	56 Chicken Nuggets  71'
February 14, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	0-2 L
February 20, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	1-0 W	Raven of Azarath 22'
February 22, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	3-1 W	Duane  27', 81' Dodger Leigh  88'
February 28, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup - Round of 16	2-3 L (AET)	Duane  41' Ema Yasuhara  70'
October 25, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C	2-3 L	Dodger Leigh  23', 32'
October 31, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C	2-1 W	Umaru-chan  49' Duane  71'
November 1, 2015	/co/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C	2-0 W	Duane  45+' Dodger Leigh  64'
November 7, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C	1-1 D	Dodger Leigh  78'
November 14, 2015	/fit/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16	2-5 L	Duane  38' Dodger Leigh  58'
February 20, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	0-4 L
February 26, 2016	/h/	2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	4-2 W	Duane  19', 28' Dodger Leigh  49', 83'
February 28, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	2-1 W	Duane  4' Dodger Leigh  40'
March 5, 2016	/out/	2016 4chan Winter Cup - Round of 16	3-3 L (7-8 PK)	Dodger Leigh  16', 109' Duane  43'
August 6, 2016	/trv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	1-0 W	Dodger Leigh  86'
August 12, 2016	/gd/	2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	TBD	TBD
August 14, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	TBD	TBD

Unofficial Games

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 2, 2013	/cm/	Halloween Bowl 2013 - Round of 16	3-2 W	Cartel Execution  45+' Did he died  52' NSFW  60'
November 3, 2013	/d/	Halloween Bowl 2013 - Quarterfinals	1-3 L	Nguyen Van Lem  54'
March 22, 2014	/tg/	Tottori Cup 2 - Quarterfinals	1-2 L	Big Shake  53'
August 22, 2015	/ck/	Lark's Madness - Round of 64	2-3 W	Dodger Leigh  30', 38', 62'
August 23, 2015	/toy/	Lark's Madness - Round of 32	2-1 W	Duane  76' 56 Chicken Nuggets  78'
August 30, 2015	/an/	Lark's Madness - Round of 16	1-4 L	Dodger Leigh  17'
November 20, 2015	/s4s/	Losers Bowl - Round of 64	0-3 L
November 26, 2015	/k/	Losers Bowl - Round of 32	3-1 W	Dodger Leigh  57', 90+' Duane  90+'
June 17, 2016	/f/	Rigging After Dark	3-2 W	Duane  44' Gabe the Dog  61' Shinobu Oshino  65'
June 27, 2016	/gif/	Rigging After Dark	6-2 W	Duane  17' There is Bear Cum!  27', 81' Dodger Leigh  41', 59' Shinobu Oshino  89'
July 17, 2016	/sci/	Lark's Madness II - Round of 64	2-1 W	Dodger Leigh  32' Raven of Azarath  116'
July 30, 2016	/hr/	Lark's Madness II - Round of 32	4-1 W	Shinobu Oshino  15', 80', 90+' Raven of Azarath  53'
July 31, 2016	/out/	Lark's Madness II - Round of 16	3-1 L	Gabe the Dog  43'

Team Statistics

Red background denotes inactive/retired players. Only players with one or more points shown.

Player	Caps	Goals	Assists
Duane	32	21	11
Dodger Leigh	26	12	3
Big Shake	19	8	4
Anime Thread Representative	24	3	2
Brent Rambo	15	2	3
56 Chicken Nuggets	19	2	0
Thanks, Obama!	13	1	0
Comic/Cartoon Thread Representative	17	0	3
Boston Dynamics	14	0	1
Cupcake Dog	6	0	1
Seizure Bro	6	0	1
Hypnotoad	6	0	1
There is Bear Cum!	4	0	1
Hōsei Tsukitei	4	0	1
Player	Caps	Saves
Deal With It	23	49
Get Out	8	18
Scott Sterling	1	5

Rivalries

The WebM Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though.

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Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen. Some teams just want to watch the football world burn.

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Honours

All-Stars

Cup	No.	Pos.	Player
2014 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars	5	CB	LOL DIDN'T READ
2014 Summer Cup All-Stars	44	RB	Thanks, Obama!
2015 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars			TBD
2016 Winter Cup All-Stars			TBD

Export

2016 Summer Cup

• Tactical Export - http://puu.sh/qkcAe/8a8e56a4e6
• Aesthetic Export - http://puu.sh/qkdhw/325549a6f3.rar