Not long after the great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan, the anons of this new board came together to form themselves a team to represent them in the 4chan Cup. After a great start in the 2016 Spring Fetus, /his/ qualified for the 2016 Spring Babby Cup but failed to advance. The team hopes to get another shot at making the Elite level in the Autumn Babby.
Exports
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Aesthetic Export for Autumn 2016 || Tactical Export for Autumn 2016 || Music Export
Roster
- Main Article: /his/ roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 10
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Christian Dark Ages
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| 7
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Stalin Did Nothing Wrong
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| 9
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Liberal Professor
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| 14
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#TRENCHFOOT
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| 31
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Vlad the Implier
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| 4
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Diogenes
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| 94
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Mongolian Horse Archer
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| 95
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Martin Luther
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| 3
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Bismarck
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| 89
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Napoleon
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| 71
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 12
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Great Wall of China
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| 13
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Julius Caesar
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| 22
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>Marxism
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| 15
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Muh Crusades
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| 16
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Anarco-Memeism
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| 17
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Ancient Finnish God Emperor
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| 18
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GAULED
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| 19
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Charlememe
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| 21
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Spanish Inquisition
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| 25
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Shitposting Cossack
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| 24
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|
Eternal Anglo
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| 23
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|
Empire for Sale
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History
2016 Spring Campaign
Founded in Fall 2015, /his/ had their first official match in the 2016 Spring Fetus against the shitposters of /v/. The /v/irgins struck first as a blue hedgehog flew across the field, but >HRE rallied the /his/torians just before the half to tie the game. Then, in a moment of pure spaghetti, the /v/ manager went too far with his meme tactics and sent his team into disarray, which gave >HRE a hat-trick and Bismarck a goal of his own. First match, first hat-trick, first win, 4-1 /his/.
/his/ would also deliver a 4-1 shellacking to /co/, but fall to /toy/ in a disappointing 1-3 loss. In spite of failing to master-race Group B, /his/ would still qualify for the Spring Babby as the second best team in the Fetus.
In the Babby Cup, /his/ first faced /lit/ in Group C, where a floundering defense gave up 5 goals before the half. The resolute >HRE refused to give up, however, and proceeded to go on a scoring rampage of 5 goals in 29 minutes. Two miscues from Bismarck and Mosley denied /his/ an equalizer, but the team had turned a 0-5 game into a 5-6 loss.
Scoring was not as plentiful in the match against /o/, where /his/ would be shutout in a 0-1 loss. Fighting to prevent relegation back to the Fetus, /his/ gave it their all against /cm/ for a 3-2 win, cementing a spot in the Autumn Babby Cup.
Match Log
Recent & Upcoming Official Matches
| Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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Previous Official Matches
| Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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| April 15, 2016
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 /v/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W
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>Holy>Roman>Empire  45+1', 56', 73'
Bismarck 64'
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| April 16, 2016
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 /co/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66'
Bismarck 33'
Vlad the Implier 36'
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| April 17, 2016
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 /toy/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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1-3 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
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| May 6, 2016
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 /lit/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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5-6 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
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| May 8, 2016
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 /o/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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0-1 L
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| May 14, 2016
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 /cm/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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3-2 W
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Bismarck 30'
>Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'
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Unofficial Matches
Team Statistics
Goalscorers
| Player
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Goals
|
Assists
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire
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13
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0
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| Bismarck
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3
|
5
|
| Vlad the Implier
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1
|
3
|
| Napoleon
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0
|
4
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| Mongolian Horse Archer
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0
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2
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| Carl von Clausewitz
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0
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1
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| Charlememe
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0
|
1
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Goalkeepers
| Player
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Starts
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Goals Allowed
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Saves
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Clean Sheets
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| Great Wall of China
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4
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1.25 / match
|
9
|
0
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| Christian Dark Ages
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1
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3 / match
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3
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0
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| Julius Caesar
|
1
|
6 / match
|
3
|
0
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| Holder
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Date
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Record
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Match
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 /his/ (Tied)
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May 6, 2016
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Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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Rivalries
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The Spooker Bowl
Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
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| 0-0-1
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The Edgelord Derby
Most people got tired of /pol/'s right-wing shitposting. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities. The edgelords of /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to Donald Trump and other wingnuts. What cucks.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
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| 0-0-0
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Gallery
- "Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
- — DrBorisG, 2016
>HRE smugly celebrating a goal
Great defense, /otherteam/ :^)
L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match
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