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Not long after the great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan, the anons of this new board came together to form themselves a team to represent them in the 4chan Cup. After a great start in the 2016 Spring Fetus, /his/ qualified for the 2016 Spring Babby Cup but failed to advance. The team hopes to get another shot at making the Elite level in the Autumn Babby.
Exports
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Aesthetic Export for Autumn 2016 || Tactical Export for Autumn 2016 || Music Export
Roster
- Main Article: /his/ roster
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History
2016 Spring Campaign
Founded in Fall 2015, /his/ had their first official match in the 2016 Spring Fetus against the shitposters of /v/. The /v/irgins struck first as a blue hedgehog flew across the field, but >HRE rallied the /his/torians just before the half to tie the game. Then, in a moment of pure spaghetti, the /v/ manager went too far with his meme tactics and sent his team into disarray, which gave >HRE a hat-trick and Bismarck a goal of his own. First match, first hat-trick, first win, 4-1 /his/.
/his/ would also deliver a 4-1 shellacking to /co/, but fall to /toy/ in a disappointing 1-3 loss. In spite of failing to master-race Group B, /his/ would still qualify for the Spring Babby as the second best team in the Fetus.
In the Babby Cup, /his/ first faced /lit/ in Group C, where a floundering defense gave up 5 goals before the half. The resolute >HRE refused to give up, however, and proceeded to go on a scoring rampage of 5 goals in 29 minutes. Two miscues from Bismarck and Mosley denied /his/ an equalizer, but the team had turned a 0-5 game into a 5-6 loss.
Scoring was not as plentiful in the match against /o/, where /his/ would be shutout in a 0-1 loss. Fighting to prevent relegation back to the Fetus, /his/ gave it their all against /cm/ for a 3-2 win, cementing a spot in the Autumn Babby Cup.
2016 Autumn Campaign
/his/ kicked off against Seventh Founding compatriot /p/, with >HRE off to a quick start with a goal in the eighth minute. /p/ would score shortly thereafter, and the teams engaged in an intense back-and-forth before >HRE could find the goal again in the thirty-first minute. Confident they would be going into the half with a 2-1 lead, /his/ was stunned when the referee let /p/ play on past extra time, allowing them to equalize and bring the score to 2-2. The goal killed /his/'s momentum for much of the second half, letting /p/ score two unanswered goals. With substitutions, /his/ attempted a late game rally led by a Napoleon goal, but Julius Caesar, once again unable to hide his autism seen in the high-scoring /his/-/lit/ match, threw a saved ball to /p/'s lead attacker, allowing an easy goal. /his/ would be unable to recover, and scored 2 consolation goals to come away with a 4-5 loss.
Match Log
Recent & Upcoming Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| October 29, 2016 |  /p/
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 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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4-5 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire  8', 31'Napoleon 73'Bismarck 90+4'
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| November 4, 2016 @ 20:30 |  /int/
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2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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| November 6, 2016 @ 20:00 |  /wg/
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2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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Previous Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 15, 2016 |  /v/
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 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
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| April 16, 2016 |  /co/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33'Vlad the Implier 36'
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| April 17, 2016 |  /toy/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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1-3 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
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| May 6, 2016 |  /lit/
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 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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5-6 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
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| May 8, 2016 |  /o/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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| May 14, 2016 |  /cm/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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3-2 W | Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'
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Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 30, 2016 |  /trash/
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2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies | 2-3 L | Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'
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Team Statistics
Italics denote retired players
Goalscorers
| Player | Goals | Assists |
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire | 15 | 0 |
| Bismarck | 4 | 5 |
| Napoleon | 1 | 6 |
| Vlad the Implier | 1 | 3 |
| Mongolian Horse Archer | 0 | 2 |
| Charlememe | 0 | 1 |
| Eternal Anglo | 0 | 1 |
| Empire for Sale | 0 | 1 |
| Carl von Clausewitz | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeepers
| Player | Starts | Goals Allowed | Saves | Clean Sheets |
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| Great Wall of China | 4 | 1.25 / match | 9 | 0 |
| Julius Caesar | 2 | 5.5 / match | 4 | 0 |
| Christian Dark Ages | 1 | 3 / match | 3 | 0 |
Records
| Holder | Date | Record | Match |
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 /his/ (Tied)
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May 6, 2016 | Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5. | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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Rivalries
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| The Spooker Bowl
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| The Edgelord Derby Most people got tired of /pol/'s right-wing shitposting. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities. The edgelords of /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to Donald Trump and other wingnuts. What cucks. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. |
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Gallery
- "Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
>HRE smugly celebrating a goal
Great defense, /otherteam/ :^)
L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
Born to feel
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match
Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices.
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