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/b/

EGO TROGLODYTARUM TE

/b/ - Random

Founded

August 2011

IRL manager

Captain Planet !!jQ3SDxu5hpL

Team colors

Chat color

749755
Olive Green

Ranking

19 (

16)

Highest rank

3 ((August 2015))

Lowest rank

35 ((August 2014))

Top scorer

Triforce (41)

Top assister

Triforce (15)

Captain

#REKT

Website

/b/ - Random

Nickname

/b/-tards

Historic performance

30	12	33			75				40%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
129	117	+12

Biggest win
/b/	7–0	/x/
November 4th, 2016

Biggest defeat
/b/	1–4	/c/
May 4, 2013

First match
/x/	2–1	/b/
August 6, 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	8 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result	3rd Place, 2013 and 2015 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances	4 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result	Champions, 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Team music

Anthem

Staple Tapeworms on My Penis

Goal horn

Can Can Sandstorm

Kits

Home kit
Away kit

A founding member of the 4chan Cup and the original board of 4chan, /b/ are a well-established and (somewhat ironically) respectable side.

4chan Cup History

For earlier history: /b/ History

2016 4chan Winter Cup

For this season, /b/ got drawn into a group with familiar opposition: /ck/, who was eliminated by /b/ in the previous Summer Cup, /out/, a team that felt /b/'s wrath in a 3-1 loss to them in a past babby cup, and /a/, an opponent that suffered one of their worst defeats at the hands of /b/.

The match with /out/ was first, and it had a lot of interest from viewers who wanted to see if /out/'s 2015 Autumn Babby Cup glory was merely a fluke. In a tense match, /b/ was defeated 3-2, and with /ck/ being up next after their win over /a/, this group was already looking to be very dangerous for /b/. After a poor 60 minutes of football, /b/ was down 3-1, but after that the /b/tards got more control of the ball and looked to make a comeback for a draw, or even a win. However, it was too little, too late, and /b/ lost 3-2 again. /a/'s loss to /out/ after this match meant that /b/ was relegated from a Winter Cup yet again. The game with /a/ that remained in the group was now simply there to determine who would get last place. A draw between /a/ and /b/ would have made /k/ the last place team in the cup. Following a very dull match, Bert is a Titan scored a late goal that got /b/ the shameful Wooden Spoon of this cup.

This was the first time /b/ lost all their matches in a cup since the very first 4chan cup, where the team was literally rigged.

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Though the format of the babbies was changed to bring back to 4-team-per-group format, /b/'s performances were unfortunately more of the same. Disappointing losses to /p/ and /vp/ combined with other results in the first two fixtures doomed /b/ to being in this year's Autumn Babby Cup. The twist with the format of the cup this time was that 4th place teams in groups would get relegated to the babby qualifiers. So, /b/'s work wasn't done yet because they had to get a draw or a win against /x/ to avoid the babby qualifiers. In the end, /b/ managed to break their losing streak with a 1-0 win over /x/, and at the moment, they could only hope to git gud in the next babby cup.

Team

Export (Autumn 2016) Aesthetics (Autumn 2016 (no changes from spring))

Roster

No.

Position

Player

#

	GK

FUCKIN' SAVED

#

	CB

QUEEN OF /b/

#

	CB

NERVE GAS

#

	LB

FLUFFY ABUSE

#

	RB

2EDGY4ME

#

	DMF

OCEAN OF PISSE

#

	CMF

TROLLED 2 DEATH

#

	AMF

STONER THREAD }

#

	AMF

GIGA PUDDI

#

	SS

#REKT

#

	CF

TRIFORCE

No.

Position

Player

#

	GK

OP

#

	GK

TRIGGER WARNING

#

	CB

CHECK EM

#

	CB

RULE 34

#

	CB

AN HIRO

#

	LB

THE FAPPENING

#

	RB

DELICIOUS LOLI

#

	DMF

60s SPIDERMAN

#

	CMF

ASS THREAD

#

	CMF

IT'S A TRAP

#

	CMF

FACEBOOK FAP

#

	AMF

CREEPSHOT

Minor League Affiliate: /b/ Newfags

Player Specific Goalhorns

Rivalries

Old Firm - /b/ vs. /a/

As two of the oldest and biggest boards on 4chan, a rivalry is expected. Some others call this the Cancerigenous Derby; both teams have a reputation they must uphold. (2-0-0)

Cancer Derby - /b/ vs. /v/

/v/ and /b/ are the two most high-traffic boards on 4chan, and there is always a substantial amount of vidya content on /b/ while /v/ is often plagued by non topic threads. This often leads to cries of /v/ being called "/b/ 2.0". (2-0-1)

Cancer Derby Jr. - /b/ vs. /soc/

Being a child board of /b/, /soc/ considers /b/ to be their archrivals. It wasn't until the 2014 4chan Winter Cup that /b/ acknowledged this as a rivalry. (1-1-1)

Results

Matches in gray were voided via Dragongate.

Friendlies

Wins	Draws	Losses
4	5	6

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 3, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	???
March 4, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	???
May 12, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Tacgnol 20' Mudkipz 52'
June 2, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Boxxy 56' Chocolate Rain 66'
June 9, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???
August 18, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 1, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Chocolate Rain 45+' Beta Male 57'
September 9, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	Triforce 15', 43' James Holmes 56' Boxxy 82'
December 22, 2012	/ck/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Triforce 4' Pedobear 38', 66'
April 13, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Triforce 16' James Holmes 42' Pedobear 77'
July 20, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
July 21, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Triforce 20', 45+', 52' James Holmes 57'
September 21, 2013	/f/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
October 5, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
January 11, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	James Holmes 30'
January 19, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
May 30, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L

Cup Matches

Wins	Draws	Losses
26	7	27

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/x/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
August, 2011	/fa/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
January 5, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Kaiji 67' (o.g.) Chocolate Rain 90+3'
January 6, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-3 L	Chocolate Rain 44', 66', 105'
January 7, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Boxxy 76' Mudkipz 87'
January 7, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
July 13, 2012	/o/	Group Stage SC2012	1-1 D	Boxxy 65'
July 14, 2012	/sp/	Group Stage SC2012	1-0 L
July 15, 2012	/d/	Group Stage SC2012	5-3 L	Chocolate Rain 17', 29', 52'
October 13, 2012	/vg/	Group Stage ABC2012	1-1 D	Triforce 66'
October 19, 2012	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 L	Triforce 57'
October 20, 2012	/u/	Group Stage ABC2012	0-0 D
May 4, 2013	/c/	Group Stage SBC2013	4-1 L	Triforce 8'
May 10, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Anonymous 43'
May 12, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Triforce 53'
May 18, 2013	/soc/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 L
August 17, 2013	/d/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Triforce 60' James Holmes 80'
August 23, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SC2013	4-1 W	Triforce 12', 21', 62', 72'
August 25, 2013	/v/	Group Stage SC2013	1-0 L
August 31, 2013	/m/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-3 W	2Edgy4Me 3' James Holmes 24', 82' Triforce 34'
September 1, 2013	/trv/	Quarterfinals SC2013	1-0 W	James Holmes 37'
September 1, 2013	/mu/	Semifinals SC2013	1-0 L
September 1, 2013	/v/	Third Place Playoff SC2013	3-1 W	Triforce 4', 66' No Fun Allowed 19'
February 15, 2014	/hr/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
February 21, 2014	/soc/	Group Stage WC2014	2-1 W	Triforce 40' Moses Garza 72'
February 23, 2014	/an/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/out/	Group Stage SBC2014	3-1 W	Triforce 34' GIGA PUDDI 47', 49'
April 6, 2014	/fa/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Trolled 2 Death 61'
April 12, 2014	/lgbt/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-4 L	GIGA PUDDI 6'
April 19, 2014	/hm/	Group Stage SBC2014	5-2 W	Toaster Steve 11' GIGA PUDDI 34', 38' Triforce 69', 81'
July 18, 2014	/an/	Group Stace SC2014	0-0 D
July 20, 2014	/e/	Group Stage SC2014	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/f/	Group Stage SC2014	1-2 L	Trolled 2 Death 81'
October 18, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
October 26, 2014	/k/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 31, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	Triforce 13', 28', 54'
November 2, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Trolled 2 Death 4'
November 8, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	Trolled 2 Death 68' Giga Puddi 78' The Fappening 90+'
November 9, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1 W	Triforce 6', 73' Giga Puddi 57', 67'
November 9, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Trolled 2 Death 12' The Fappening 78'
November 9, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Triforce 41' The Fappening 66'
February 13, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	#REKT 44' Trolled 2 Death 69'
February 15, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Triforce 39'
February 21, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	#REKT 47'
April 24, 2015	/c/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-1 W	#REKT 15', 38', 43' Triforce 71'
April 25, 2015	/sp/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-4 L	Giga Puddi 29'
May 1, 2015	/a/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	6-1 W	Triforce 2', 62', 90+', 90+' #REKT 16' Giga Puddi 80'
May 9, 2015	/cgl/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Triforce 11' #REKT 72'
May 16, 2015	/co/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Triforce 42' Trolled 2 Death
July 31, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	6-0 W	#REKT 12', 43', 54' Giga Puddi 26' Triforce 72', 90+'
August 2, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	#REKT 13' Triforce 51', 84'
August 8, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 15, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 W	Giga Puddi 13' #REKT 32', 72' Triforce 86'
August 16, 2015	/u/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	Triforce 41', 90+' #REKT 85'
August 16, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 16, 2015	/mu/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	5-4 W	CHECK EM 10' Triforce 18', 45+' #REKT 27', 51'
February 20, 2016	/out/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Giga Puddi 8' Triforce 39'
February 26, 2016	/ck/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	REKT 19' Triforce 71'
February 28, 2016	/a/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
May 6, 2016	/p/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-4 L	Trolled 2 Death 41' Triforce 68'
May 8, 2016	/vp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Gotta Catch 'em All 36' #REKT 63'
May 14, 2016	/x/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Trolled 2 Death 28'

Honours

Trivia

In the original 4chan cup, /b/ had lower stats than the rest of the teams (because /b/'s users were hated so much by Germanbro) and avoided finishing in last place. Instead, /soc/ was the team to get last place in that cup.
Two of /b/'s past anthems were determined with GET threads on the board. This led to /b/ having Undersea Community as the anthem since 2012 to Spring 2013.
- During the Spring season of 2013, /b/ got a Boxxy dubstep remix as the anthem for a few matches due to another GET thread. This happened because the manager Cosa Nostra was on a lengthy hiatus and was not back by the time that season's cup started. Once he came back, the anthem was changed back to Undersea Community due to that being changed without his permission.

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