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In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love.
History
- For earlier history: /u/ History
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: The ride never ends
After a disappointing relegation in Summer, /u/ found themselves back where they started four years ago, in an Autumn Babby. The draw put /u/ in group F of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, together with spooky /x/, wildcard /b/ and /wsg/, and any of these matches were going to be crucial to get back into the elites. The first match against /x/ saw /u/ down early from an X-tan goal but a Teru Time brace and a cheeky Homucifer steal secured /u/ 3 vital points. The match against /wsg/ wasn’t going to be this smooth, and after 90 minutes of spaghetti over spaghetti, that saw the non-medal CMF Metall/u/rgy score both of /u/’s goals, both teams were level at 2-2. Although /u/ was in a good position for promotion, they were still disputing the last spot for Winter with /wsg/ who could still make an escape should /u/ slip against /b/…and /u/ slipped. One goal was all it took for /b/ to masterrace the group and all /u/ managed to achieve was an Homucifer offside goal and getting Science babies carded twice in four minutes. /u/’s fate now rested in the hands of wooden spoon favourites /x/, but then, X-tan decided to go out with a bang and led her team to a blowout 5-2 win, avoiding the wooden spoon for /x/ and securing /u/’s place in Winter over /wsg/.
In the round of 16, /u/ got draw with /h/ for a very lewd matchup. Thanks to a brilliant pressuring and defensive effort, along with some laser-guided strikes from Purest form of Love and Teru Time, /u/ got away with a very pure 2-0 victory over the het incest lovers. As luck would have it, purity would carry on to the quarterfinals thanks to /c/ pulling an upset victory over /sp/ and meeting /u/ for the first purity derby since Spring 2014. Despite Homucifer’s continuous efforts at getting her goals denied, Befriending and Fingering for World Peace carried /u/ to a 2-1 win. The /u/nicorns would then face /jp/ in the semis and while Homucifer finally found a way of scoring while being onside, Teru Time didn’t manage to do much and it cost /u/ their place in the final, /jp/ taking it in the dying moments of the match while leaving /u/ with a 2-3 loss.
For the conclusion of their Autumn run, /u/ would face former Summer group stage opponent /vr/ in a match for the COVETED third place trophy. After an underwhelming performance against /jp/, Teru Time found her way back to the opponent’s net to put /u/ on the board first. /vr/ then quickly answered thanks to Virtual Boy and the two teams stayed neck a neck until the 76th minute when Befriending blooted a perfect Starlight Breaker from outside the box, giving the /u/nicorns a 2-1 lead that would stay until the final whistle. Despite not being to make the final, the team could celebrate a podium finish and their return to the elite club.
The team that gave /u/ the COVETED third place trophy.
Now the team is gearing up to take on the 2017 4chan Winter Cup, one year after their historic run for the second place.
Players
- Main Article: /u/ roster
The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)
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Tournament History
| Competition | Win | Tie | Loss | End result | Notes |
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 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
0 | 1 | 2 | Group stage | |
 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 0 | 1 | Group stage | Promoted due to Dragongate |
 2013 4chan Summer Cup |
2 | 1 | 1 | Ro16 | |
 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
3 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | Promoted |
 2014 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 1 | 1 | Quarter final | |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup |
2 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | |
 2015 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 0 | 2 | Quarter final | >4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row |
 2016 4chan Winter Cup |
5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | Curse broken |
 2016 4chan Summer Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
4 | 1 | 2 | 3rd place | Promoted |
Rivalries
/u/ vs. 
/lit/ - The Classyb Owl
A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.
/u/ vs. 
/a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl
/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.
/u/ vs. 
/y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl
Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.
/u/ vs. 
/c/ - The Purity Derby
Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win.
Match History
- For earlier match history: /u/ Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| February 19, 2016 |  /pol/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B
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3-1 W | Homucifer  21', 40'Akkarin 26' |
| February 21, 2016 |  /tg/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B
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3-1 W | Homucifer 39', 79' Purest Form of Love 90+2' |
| February 27, 2016 |  /sp/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B
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2-2 D | Homucifer 8' Teru Time 90+3' |
| March 5, 2016 |  /d/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup RO16
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3-2 W | Homucifer 25', 31' Feito-chan 67'
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| March 6, 2016 |  /an/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals
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1-0 W | Homucifer 5'
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| March 6, 2016 |  /mu/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals
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4-3 W | Akkarin 9' Kuma Shock 35'Homucifer 38'Fingering For World Peace 63'
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| March 6, 2016 |  /fit/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup Final
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3-4 L | Homucifer 53', 105+3' Purest Form Of Love 68'
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| August 5, 2016 |  /vr/
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2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B
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1-1 D | Homucifer 49'
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| August 7, 2016 |  /mlp/
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2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B
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2-2 D | Teru Time 78' Homucifer 90+4'
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| August 13, 2016 |  /o/
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2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B
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2-4 L | Homucifer 76', 90+2'
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| October 30, 2016 |  /x/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F
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3-1 W | Teru Time 23', 26' Homucifer 78'
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| November 4, 2016 |  /wsg/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F
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2-2 D | Metall/u/rgy 9', 42'
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| November 6, 2016 |  /b/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F
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| November 12, 2016 |  /h/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup RO16
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2-0 W | Purest Form of Love 19' Teru Time 90+2'
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| November 13, 2016 | /c/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals
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2-1 W | Befriending 23' Fingering for World Peace 81' |
| November 13, 2016 |  /jp/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semifinals
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2-3 L | Homucifer 6', 17'
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| November 13, 2016 | /vr/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup COVETED Third-place
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2-1 W | Teru Time 21' Befriending 76'
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Invitationals
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| July, 2016 | /h/
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Lark's Madness II | 3-2 W | Purest Form of Love 14' How Two Girls Have Sex 57' Teru Time 77'
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| July 30, 2016 | /b/
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Lark's Madness II | 5-5(4-5 PK) L | Homucifer 28' Purest Form of Love 45+0', 55', 95' Kuma Shock 63'
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Macaron Press
30.08.2013 - Page 1
30.08.2013 - Page 2
Macaron Press 30th August 2013
Mascot
| Name | Image | Description |
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| Sealdoka | 
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Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament. |
Honors
Team
Weeabowl: Champions
Individual
2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer
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