/sci/ Roster
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Starters
| Name | Number | Position | Image | In Game | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness | Boots | Skill Cards |
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| Stephen Hawking | 16 | GK | 
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Despite from suffering MS, Hawking has been the guardian angel of /sci/. | 184 | 76 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| >biology >hard science | 6 | CB | 
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Hey, someone has to watch those organisms in the microscope. | 190 | 81 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | |
| 300k Starting | 30 | CB | 
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He got a PhD in Math and a masters in kicking asses. | 195 | 82 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Transhumanism | 11 | CB | 
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A player genetically engineered to be perfect, he won't let anything get pass by him | 200 | 81 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Does 0.999... = 1? | 99 | CB | 
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The eternal question that divides /sci/. | 190 | 74 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Intellectualism | 2 | CMF | 
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He's determined to erase all the Anti-intellectualism from all this Cup, and he'll do it with goals | 180 | 76 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Richard Feynman | 12 | CMF | 
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Nobel prize winner, ranked second in the team's goalscoring table and he's the most tolerated physicist on /sci/. |
175 | 77 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Graham's Number | 33 | CMF | 
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The magnitude of his greatness baffles opponents and he'll take that advantage to score. | 185 | 74 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Nikola Tesla | 10 | CMF | 
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Credited with the superior form of electricity, Tesla is poised to make an electrifying duo with Bill Nye. | 185 | 85 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
Carl Sagan 
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8 | CF | 
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Our Lord and Saviour, Sagan is on a mission to lead this team to greater frontiers. | 184 | 83 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Bill Nye | 1 | CF | 
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Bench
| Name | Number | Position | Image | In Game | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness | Boots | Skill Cards |
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| Thorium | 90 | GK | 
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What will your children say when you tell them you didn't invest in Thorium? | 184 | 76 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Muh IQ | 15 | GK | 
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Guys i took this online IQ test and i'm smarter than 99.99999% of the world! >online tests >mattering |
184 | 81 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Saged Homework | 3 | CB | 
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Alright, let's see if you nerds can figure out this shit. I know it's pre calc but it's hard! | 185 | 82 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Sun of Fire/Ice | 22 | CB | 
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JUST IMAGINING THE SCENARIO IS PLAIN STUPID. | 200 | 81 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | |
| College Majors General | 21 | CB | 
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You're majoring in Sociology? I'll have a Big Mac then, no onions. | 190 | 74 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Theory (A Guess) | 24 | CB | 
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lol theory a gauss amirite | 180 | 76 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Aquatic Hamster | 9 | CMF | 
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The latest in point-less genetic engineering. | 175 | 77 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Bismuth | 83 | CMF | 
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MOTHERFUCKING BISMUTH. | 185 | 74 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Jacob Barnett | 14 | CMF | 
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The preteenager that /sci/ can't stop talking about. Just because you have an IQ higher than Einstein's doesn't mean you are the brightest tool in the shed. | 165 | 85 | Left | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Ken Ham | 34 | CMF | 
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There's a book out there called the Bible that has all the answers you'll ever need about anything and anything, yes including how not to concede goals against lesser opponents. But Mr. Ham, we're talking about your starting argument Define Argument. |
184 | 83 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Richard Dawkins | 18 | CMF | 
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If I can't see my manager then he doesn't exist! Checkmate religiousfags. | 184 | 78 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome | ||
| Homo Engineer | 69 | CMF | 
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Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events? A: The Wave. Q: What do engineers enjoy doing the most at sporting events? |
184 | 78 | Right | Umbro Speciali 3 Pro Black/White/Chrome |