User:Labcoat

Hello, I am a guy who is /sci/'s manager

Tripcode is: Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY

Contact me at Labcoattripfag@gmail.com

Skype is simply Lab Coat

Managerial Record

Wins

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video	Notes
May 20, 2017	/mlp/	Group Stage SBC 2017	1-0 W	Shinichi Mochizuki 19'	Video	Oh hey I didn't fetus! And I killed /mlp/! All is happy for my first win in my Managerial Career

Draws

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video	Notes
April 28, 2017	/trv/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	1-1 D	Shinichi Mochizuki 73'	Video	My first game, and it shows pretty well. Didn't get scores until the second half and when I did get a score I fucked it up by badly doing sliders.
April 30, 2017	/pol/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	2-2 D	Richard Feynman 6', 53'	Video	I killed a team with more experience then I had myself. We would have one if >biology >hard science could actually defend and we didn't get kekoffed but hey things could have been worse
May 12, 2017	/n/	Group Stage SBC 2017	2-2 D	Shinichi Mochizuki 4', 80'	Video	Would have won if we went defensive when we led and didn't get 90+d on, If we won this game we would be in the elites.

Losses

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video	Notes
April 29, 2017	/co/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	2-1 L	Shinichi Mochizuki 37'	Video	My first loss taught me that PES is PES and i'll get fucked from time to time. /co/'s NO ERA PENAL and KEKOFF killed the chances of winning. Ended up giving up way too soon
May 14, 2017	/his/	Group Stage SBC 2017	4-3 L	Sun of Lava/Ice 25', 45+2', 79'	Video	PES'd, Should have went defensive with a late tie. This is the game that made me SHOOK every time I hear "90+ Goal on /sci/!"

Goals For

Player	Goals
Shinichi Mochizuki	5
Sun of Lava/Ice	3
Richard Feynman	2

Goals Against

Player	Goals
Doom /co/	2
Hitler /pol/	2
Bismarck /his/	2
Real Traveler /trv/	1
Bepsi /n/	1
I Like Trains /n/	1
Vlad The Implier /his/	1
>Holy>Roman>Empire /his/	1

Cards for

Yellow Cards

Player	Yellow Cards
Sun of Lava/Ice	1
Does 0.999...=1?	1

Red Cards

Player	Red Cards
TBD	0

Cards Against

Yellow Cards

Player	Yellow Cards
Donald Trump /pol/	1
Steel is Reel /n/	1

Red Cards

Player	Red Cards
TBD	0

MotM For

Player	Times Awarded
Shinichi Mochizuki	3
Richard Feynman	1

MotM Against

Player	Times Awarded
Doom /co/	1
Bismarck /his/	1

Saves For

Player	Saves
Stephan Hawking	19

Saves Against

Player	Saves
Darién Gap /trv/	3
Airport General Mk. XI /n/	3
Gaston /co/	2
Build Wall /pol/	1
Great Wall of China /his/	1
Derpy Hooves /mlp/	1

Clean Sheets For

Player	Clean Sheets
Stephan Hawking	1

Clean Sheets Against

Player	Clean Sheets
TBD	TBD

Cup Placement

Cup	Placement
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	8th
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	18th
2017 4chan Summer Cup	TBD

The Great Autism Simulated Cup

The 32 teams will be drawn randomly from a list of active teams with managers who have not been culled, culled teams get drawn into there on group.

32 Teams play in 8 group stages, the top 2 teams in the group go on to a knockouts. Who ever wins the knockouts wins the tournament.

Special Rules: No Subs, 5 minutes only, No live managing meme, No Eggdra Dime in Knockouts (Just benuldies), Instead of Group H there is Group CULL with the teams that have been culled will be randomly picked. /math/ get's a free spot aswell

Group A

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/his/	1	1	0	5	2	3	3
/vr/	1	1	0	1	0	1	3
/toy/	1	0	1	0	1	-1	0
/pol/	1	0	1	2	5	-3	0

1 June 2017	/pol/	5–2	/his/
00:00	I fucked this part up		Fuck	Alone in My House Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/toy/	0–1	/vr/
00:00			60' CRT	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/pol/	TBD–TBD	/toy/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/his/	TBD–TBD	/vr/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/pol/	TBD–TBD	/vr/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/toy/	TBD–TBD	/his/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/e/	1	1	0	0	1	0	1	3
/wg/	1	0	1	0	1	1	0	1
/co/	1	0	1	0	1	1	0	1
/g/	1	0	0	1	0	1	-1	0

1 June 2017	/wg/	1–1	/co/
00:00	45+1' Comfy		86' /co/lette	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/g/	0–1	/e/
00:00	TBD		24' Yoko Littner	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/wg/	TBD–TBD	/g/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/co/	TBD–TBD	/e/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/wg/	TBD–TBD	/e/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/g/	TBD–TBD	/co/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

Group C

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/n/	1	1	0	4	1	3	3
/d/	1	1	0	1	0	1	3
/sci/	1	0	1	0	1	-1	0
/vg/	0	0	0	1	4	-3	0

1 June 2017	/d/	1–0	/sci/
00:00	90+3' Futa/Alternative			Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/n/	4–1	/vg/
00:00	11', 71' I Like Trains 34', 60' F40PH		51' Napoopan	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/d/	TBD–TBD	/n/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/sci/	TBD–TBD	/vg/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/d/	TBD–TBD	/vg/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/n/	TBD–TBD	/sci/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

Group D

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/f/	1	1	0	2	0	2	3
/wsg/	1	1	0	2	0	2	3
/r9k/	1	0	1	0	2	-2	0
/fit/	1	0	1	0	2	-2	0

1 June 2017	/fit/	0–2	/f/
00:00			55' Lolicatgirls 75' Xiao Mei Mei	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/r9k/	0–2	/wsg/
00:00			35', 80' Too Be Continued	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/fit/	TBD–TBD	/r9k/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/f/	TBD–TBD	/wsg/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/fit/	TBD–TBD	/wsg/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/r9k/	TBD–TBD	/f/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

Group E

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/3/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/u/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/tg/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/mu/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

1 June 2017	/3/	0–2	/u/
00:00			49', 69' Homucifer	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/tg/	TBD–TBD	/mu/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/tg/	TBD–TBD	/u/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/3/	TBD–TBD	/mu/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/u/	TBD–TBD	/mu/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/tg/	TBD–TBD	/3/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

Group F

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/sp/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/m/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/po/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/b/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

1 June 2017	/sp/	TBD–TBD	/po/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/m/	TBD–TBD	/b/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/sp/	TBD–TBD	/m/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/po/	TBD–TBD	/b/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/sp/	TBD–TBD	/b/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/m/	TBD–TBD	/po/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

Group G

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/lgbt/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/soc/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/k/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/a/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

1 June 2017	/lgbt/	TBD–TBD	/k/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/soc/	TBD–TBD	/a/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/lgbt/	TBD–TBD	/soc/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/k/	TBD–TBD	/a/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/lgbt/	TBD–TBD	/a/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/soc/	TBD–TBD	/k/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

Group Cull

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/t/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/y/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/c/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
/adv/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

1 June 2017	/t/	TBD–TBD	/c/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/y/	TBD–TBD	/adv/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/t/	TBD–TBD	/y/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/c/	TBD–TBD	/adv/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/t/	TBD–TBD	/adv/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

1 June 2017	/y/	TBD–TBD	/c/
00:00	TBD		TBD	Alone In my house Attendance: 1

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Managerial Record