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How can you believe in evolution if its only a theory (a guess)?
MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Are Engineers Scientists?
Yes. Move the fuck along. Disregard that, engineers suck cocks 24/7, leaving no time for science or anything else.
0.9999999999... * 0.9999999999... = 1
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Stephen Hawking 0
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Brainlet 43
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Cool Science Facts 74
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Evolutionary Purpose 3
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Triple Integrals 9
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Product Rule 8
AMF
Carl Sagan 1
CMF
Spectrum 11
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Richard Feynman 10
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Sun of Lava/Ice 23
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Shinichi Mochizuki Captain
No. Position Player ℝ
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Norman Wildberger 69
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Homo Engineer 6
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mEMe Drive 21
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>>>/x/ 4
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>Biology >Hard Science 15
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Von Neumann 30
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300k Starting 32
CMF
GauB 99
CMF
Does 0.999... = 1? 2
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-1/12 12
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CS Pleb 18
CMF
Theory (a gauss)
Bill Nye 37
Richard Feynman 19
Nikola Tesla 16
Carl Sagan 10
Shinichi Mochizuki 10
Sun of Lava/Ice 6
Brian Cox 5
Triple Integrals 2
>biology >hard science 1
Does 0.9999 = 1? 1
GauB 1
Troll Science 1
Aquatic Hamster 1
Not Science 1
Thorium*
Black Science Man
Theory (A geuss)
LaTeX
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CERN
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CB
Internet Philosopher
DMF
Troll Science
LMF
Evolution
RMF
Homo Engineer
RWF
Saged Homework*
LWF
Transhumanist*
CMF
Tsoukalos (Ancient Aliens)
AMF
>tfwnogf
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Nasa Pennies
Richard Feynman
Eugenics
Nikola Tesla
Carl Sagan
Economics
Homosexual Engineer
Transhumanism
Saged Homework
>tfwngf
Internet Philosopher
Putnam Math
>Biology>Hard Stephen Hawking
Bill Nye
Brian Cox
Richard Feynman
Evolution
Eugenics
Deep Sea Bro General
Nikola Tesla
Carl Sagan [Captain]
Thorium Reactor
300k Starting
Hawking
EK
Transhumanism
Magnets, how do they work ?
Troll Science
Theory (a geuss)
Saged Homework
Ancient Aliens
>Biology >Hard Science
Bismuth
LaTeX
Putnam Math
Internet Philosopher
Homosexual Engineers
3.14159265
Michio Kaku
Sir Patrick Moore
>Biology >Hard Science
Homosexual Engineer
Putnam Math
Carl Sagan (captain)
Thorium Reactor
Ancient Aliens
Atheism
Troll Science
Economics
Eugenics
Saged Homework
>tfwngf
College Majors General
Evolution
Transhumanism
Nikola Tesla (captain)
Richard Feynman (captain)
Fucking Magnets
Theory (a gauss)
>phd maths >300k starting
IQ Tests
>biology parrot
>EK
>sea bro general
>math major
>richard dawkings
>carl sagan
>homo engineer
>constanza
don't include EK you faggots
Also, I loved these ones:
>Biology >Hard Science
Thorium Reactor
Ancient Aliens
Saged Homework
College Majors General
Theory (a gauss)
>phd maths >300k starting
Liberal Arts Major.
Internet philosopher
sea bro
Trans-humanism, eugenics and troll science
Jake Barnett
300K starting
>med school
LaTeX
GK
Homosexual Engineer
DEF
Bismuth
Carl Sagan (captain)
Thorium Reactor
Ancient Aliens
MID
Saged Homework
Transhumanism
Nikola Tesla (captain)
FWD
Richard Feynman (captain)
>phd maths >300k starting
Bill Nye
BENCH
GK
>Biology >Hard Science
Liberal Arts Major
DEF
Internet Philosopher
Putnam Math
Troll Science
Economics
MID
Eugenics
>tfwngf
College Majors General
Evolution
Fucking Magnets
FWD
Theory (a gauss)
IQ Tests
DeepSea Bro
I need some ideas for official colors too. Blue/White is my pick, but I'm open for whatever. - Lion
Lion thread -
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Music Corner
Anthem: The Science Rap - Ali G Goalhorn Weird Science - Oingo Boingo Goalhorn - Richard Feynman Richard Feynman playing bongos Goalhorn - Sun of Lava/ice Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad! Closing Anthem: A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.: Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song
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Goalkeepers
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| 34 | Stephen Hawking | 
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Gold Glove winner and record holder for saves in a single cup (26), Stephen Hawking is /sci/'s starting goalkeeper and defensive hero. Despite his wheelchair giving him limited mobility, his supreme knowledge of physics allows him to calculate where every shot will land with precision. | Offensive Goalkeeper | — |
| ℝ | Norman Wildberger | 
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A mathematician that has trascended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals. | Offensive Goalkeeper | — |
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| 0 | Brainlet | 
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Friendly reminder that if your IQ is below 135 you're a low IQ brainlet | — | |
| 21 | Homo Engineer | 
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Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors. | Defensive Fullback | — |
| 30 | mEMe Drive | 
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The EM drive is as possible as perpetual motion (^: | Defensive Fullback | — |
Centre backs
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| 14 | Sun of Fire/Ice | 
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A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen? | — | |
| 74 | Free Will Doesn't Exist |
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| 21 | >>>/x/ | 
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Being serious about black holes or the meaning of life? Not baiting anyone? Well this isn't the board for you, but we do have a great place for you to check out! Head over to this wonderful place, there's alot of people like you over there! | Defenive Fullback | — |
| 6 | LaTeX |
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Did you delay your 5 page essay again because you were procrastinating? Don't worry, just use LaTeX and it'll make any nonsense gibberish look beautiful. | — | |
| 3 | Triple Integrals |
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Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives. | — | |
| 3 | >biology >hard science | 
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Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors. | — |
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| 43 | Cool Science Facts |
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"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson | Defenive Fullback | — |
| 99 | Does 0.9999999999999999999999... = 1? |
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A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall. | Defensive Fullback | — |
| 15 | Muh IQ |
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IQ tests are the intellectual equivalent of compensating your flaws by buying a sports car. Having an IQ of 130+ does not mean you're a genius, so go search for validation by actually doing something rather than waving your e-penis around. | Defensive Fullback | — |
| 30 | 300k starting |
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>PhD in pure mathematics >300k starting >Any job I want |
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| 14 | Stupid Questions Thread |
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Questions that can be answered immediately and that don't need a thread of their own. AKA People asking for help for pre calc. | Box-to-Box | — |
| 17 | CERN |
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Original team founder, this temple of research has been fundamental on the rise of the team to prominence. | Box-to-Box | — |
| 32 | Leonard Oiler |
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Pronouncing Leonhard Euler's name is something that has divided members of the /sci/ community, every argument is defending how it's pronounced in their mother language, don't be surprised if this conflict goes into full blown shitposting. | Box-to-Box | — |
| 0 | Wolfram Alpha |
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This search engine has been the saviour of plenty of STEMfags out there that can't afford a Texas Instruments calculator. | Box-to-Box | — |
| 18 | Theory (a geuss) | 
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How can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a gauss) | Box-to-Box | — |
| 23 | Shinichi Mochizuki |
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望月新一の安否確認情報 2016年01月12日 06：00現在： 元気にやっています。 所在地： 京都府 Safety Confirmation Information for Shinichi Mochizuki As of 12 January 2016, 06:00: I'm doing fine. Location: Kyoto Prefecture, Japan |
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Attacking Midfielder
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| 10 | Nikola Tesla |
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The divisive player, on one hand he has contributed so much towards the progress of modern society, and on the other hand redditors can't stop saying how unappreciated he was to the point of becoming annoying. Thankfully we can shitpost about his nationality as a balancing point. | Box-to-Box | — |
Second strikers
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| 8 | Carl Sagan |
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Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars. | Goal Poacher | — |
| 1 | Bill Nye |
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A man who inspired hundreds of thousands of children around the world during the 90s to be interested in science, who proved science can be entertaining and fascinating, his charismatic approach is well remembered by the now adults he helped inspired. Once the referent of the /sci/ roster, his popularity has steadily decline due to the fact that his opinions on religion and other topics not pertaining to the fields of science have made the board become disenchanted towards him. Nevertheless, his presence has not been forgotten on the team and fanbase, so whenever he scores a goal, fans will never hesitate to chant his name. | Goal Poacher | — |
Centre forward
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| 11 | Richard Feynman |
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The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/. | Goal Poacher | — |