/r9k/
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>tfw no gf ;_;
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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Founded
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c. Winter 2011-2012
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IRL manager
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Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE Mako !!DFFmXqNgFKW
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Team colors
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Chat color
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480008 Maroon
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Ranking
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42 ( 12)
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Highest rank
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9 (August, 2016)
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Lowest rank
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56 (November, 2014)
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Top scorer
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Robot9001 (28)
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Top assister
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(N/A)
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Captain
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>tfwnogf
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Website
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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Nickname
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The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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30
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12
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27
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69
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43.48%
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Team music
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Kits
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Home kit
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Away kit
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Third kit
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Fourth kit
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Fifth kit
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The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.
You can join our discord here.
Current Events
Main article: 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
/r9k/ is competing in the Autumn Babby Cup 2017. Matches will be streamed on Smashcast.
Next Match: Quarter Finals
Opponent
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Date
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/gd/
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November 12th, 2017 17:40 UTC
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Group Stage Matches
Group stage statics: 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group A
Roster
Last roster poll: /r9k/ Autumn 2017 roster poll results
No.
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Position
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Player
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13
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Neet
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7
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin
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10
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Chad Thundercock
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2
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Beta As Fuck
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16
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Pee Pee Poo Poo
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21
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Wagecuck
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88
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Robot9001
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9
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Sadfrog
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17
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Devilish
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6
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>tfw no gf
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22
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Elliot Rodger
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No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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White Knight
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30
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Wizard
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18
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INTP
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12
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Greentext
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14
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Chicken Tendies
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15
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Good Boy Points
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19
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Baby Boomer Dad
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20
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Neckbeard
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23
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Misogynist
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4
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Forever Alone
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11
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Spaghetti
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3
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That Kid
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Cup Record
Team History
- For earlier history: /r9k/ History
- Matchguide: /r9k/ Match History
2017 4chan Winter Cup
The cup moved to PES 2017, and this brought on a number of changes to the game. Among them was the lower amount of goals per match, and refs being less tolerant of murderball. These changes hurt /r9k/ greatly as the cup got started. >tfw no gf was sent off during the second half of the Robots' match against /w/, and immediately afterwards, the team conceded a goal. Luckily, Elliot Rodger scored earlier, but the big problem was that a key player of the team would be suspended for the next match against /m/. Alteisen Riese got a double against a weakened /r9k/, as /m/ won 2-1 over the Arcanines. With just one point out of two matches, /r9k/ had to win against /vg/ in order to have a chance to avoid being relegated, but sadly had to settle for a 0-0 draw. Despite >tfw no gf returning in time to face /vg/, the Robots were relegated.
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Rivalries
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The Beta Bowl
U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...
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2-0-2
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The Alpha-Beta Derby
Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.
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0-0-1
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Team Records
All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.
Goalscorer Table
Most Goals In A Match
Top 5 Attendances
Exports
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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