| /r9k/
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| >tfw no gf ;_;
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| /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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| Founded
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c. Winter 2011-2012
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| IRL manager
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Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE
Mako !!DFFmXqNgFKW
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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480008
Maroon
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| Ranking
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42 ( 12)
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| Highest rank
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9 (August, 2016)
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| Lowest rank
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56 (November, 2014)
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| Top scorer
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Elliot Rodger (29)
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| Top assister
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(N/A)
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| Captain
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>tfwnogf
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| Website
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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| Nickname
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The Neckbears,
Arcanines,
Robots
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| Historic performance
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 31
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12
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27
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70
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44.29%
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| Team music
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| Kits
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| Home kit
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| Away kit
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| Third kit
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| Fourth kit
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| Fifth kit
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The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.
You can join our discord here.
Current Events
Main article: 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
/r9k/ is competing in the Autumn Babby Cup 2017. Matches will be streamed on Smashcast.
Next Match: Quarter Finals
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Date
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/gd/
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November 12th, 2017
17:40 UTC
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Round of 16
Statics: 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage
Group Stage Matches
Group stage statics: 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group A
Roster
Last roster poll: /r9k/ Autumn 2017 roster poll results
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Position
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Player
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| 13
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Neet
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| 7
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin
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| 10
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Chad Thundercock
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| 2
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Beta As Fuck
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| 16
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Pee Pee Poo Poo
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| 21
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Wagecuck
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| 88
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Robot9001
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| 9
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Sadfrog
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| 17
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Devilish
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| 6
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>tfw no gf 
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| 22
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Elliot Rodger
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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White Knight
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| 30
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Wizard
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| 18
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INTP
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| 12
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Greentext
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| 14
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Chicken Tendies
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| 15
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Good Boy Points
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| 19
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Baby Boomer Dad
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| 20
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Neckbeard
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| 23
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Misogynist
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| 4
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Forever Alone
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| 11
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Spaghetti
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| 3
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That Kid
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Cup Record
Team History
- For earlier history: /r9k/ History
- Matchguide: /r9k/ Match History
2017 4chan Winter Cup
The cup moved to PES 2017, and this brought on a number of changes to the game. Among them was the lower amount of goals per match, and refs being less tolerant of murderball. These changes hurt /r9k/ greatly as the cup got started. >tfw no gf was sent off during the second half of the Robots' match against /w/, and immediately afterwards, the team conceded a goal. Luckily, Elliot Rodger scored earlier, but the big problem was that a key player of the team would be suspended for the next match against /m/. Alteisen Riese got a double against a weakened /r9k/, as /m/ won 2-1 over the Arcanines. With just one point out of two matches, /r9k/ had to win against /vg/ in order to have a chance to avoid being relegated, but sadly had to settle for a 0-0 draw. Despite >tfw no gf returning in time to face /vg/, the Robots were relegated.
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: THE BETA UPRISING
WE FUCKING WON THE CUP
Rivalries
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The Beta Bowl
U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...
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| 2-0-2
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The Alpha-Beta Derby
Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.
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| 0-0-1
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Team Records
All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.
Goalscorer Table
Most Goals In A Match
Top 5 Attendances
Exports
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
| Teams |
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/o/
8', 22' >tfw no gf 
/vp/
67' Masuda
/a/
/s4s/
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
2013 4chan Winter Cup
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
2016 4chan Winter Cup
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2016 4chan Summer Cup
2017 4chan Winter Cup
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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