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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Cowboy Bebop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Cowboy Bebop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:Bebop.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:COWBOY BEBOP.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Yotsuba'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Yotsuba'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:Yotsuba.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:YOTSUBA.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Truck-kun'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Truck-kun'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Truckkun.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:TRUCK-KUN.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Bringing a whole new meaning to the term, "murderball"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| What's worse than waking up for school, excited to start your new day and then, "BANG", now you're off to whatever Isekai universe your dice roll has sent you to, all thanks to anime's greatest isekai protagonist, the truck that sent you there in the first place.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Lelouch'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lelouch.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''I M A G I N E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Inferno Cop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Megumin.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:INFERNO COP.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| {{greentext|145cm}} {{greentext|roughly 40kg}} Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on..
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''PROCREATE'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Accelerator'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:abesama.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:ACCEL.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Since Abe's message didn't really get across, he looks to subliminally convince your team to spawn offspring in order to achieve his goal, whether or not it works on the /a/ team as well is yet to be seen, all we can say is nobody is safe from Abe's message.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''W I D E F A C E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:WIDE.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.  
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boku no Pico'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boku no Pico'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Boku.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BOKU.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Don't watch an anime called "Boku." Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labelled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this shit? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and make sure NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but I watched the first video, I was like "Yooooooooooooooo what the fuck.." THEN I CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing yet...YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WASLIKE, TWO OF THEM...those niggas...yo...THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO FUCKED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...AND TH-...AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now...DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''QUALITY'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''You're Waifu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:WAIFU.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well. Each board has their own waifu placed into the garbage can, this one (pictured) is used for matches against /v/.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Smug Anime Face'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Smugface.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sakurafish'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sakurafish'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sakurafish.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SAKURAFISH.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''W I D E F A C E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''The Struggler'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:W_I_D_E.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:STRUGGLER.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We are all strugglers in this world, no man knew this better than Kentaro Miura, the creator of Berserk.  May 20th 2021 will be remembered as a dark day on /a/ as we lost one of our greatest, although his death had occurred two weeks prior to the announcement on /a/, it turns out even his final moments get released late.  God rest you Miura, we are all strugglers, but we will keep on going.
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==Starters==
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Are you frustrated?'''
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| One of /a/'s most used and best loved reaction images, bless you Siegfried Kircheis and your ability to instigate pure anger out of literally anybody.
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| No.
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="83%"| Description
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Smug Anime Face'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:KingOfGets.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SMUG.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''You're Waifu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''QUALITY'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Youarewaifu.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY1.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Super Strong Bocchi'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''I M A G I N E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Superstrongbocchi.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IMAGINE.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| This shy, lonely little Hitoribocchi has found her inner strength. /a/ hopes to have their little loner's new found strength on the team since she showed up to team tryouts looking like she'd been lifting for years saying "a part of me seems a lot stronger today".
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|145cm}} {{greentext|roughly 40kg}} Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on..
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Chaika'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:CHAIKA.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Mweee
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''''That''''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sasuga Anno'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:THAT.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:ANNO.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Nine years...NINE FUCKING YEARS I WAITED FOR THIS MOVIE, ANNO. The master has once again returned to take /a/ to wherever the fuck he wants to because he is the master, Anno, and as expected, he throws /a/ into disarray as he single handily tore apart the Rei vs Asuka war simply by inserting an animated version of his wife in glasses.  As expected from the master, Anno, may your waifu Mari enjoy your cradle.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''MYA-NEE'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Myanee.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:KING OF GETS.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Semen Demon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Spinzaku'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SemenDemon.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SPINZAKU.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What's one way to confuse and disorientate your opposition, jump and then somehow spin around very fast whilst in mid-air, a proven sure fire way to disarm any football player and cunning Britannian activist. We are just hoping he can stop spinning long enough to be able to play for most of, if not all of a single divegrass game.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''LEGEDARY Yamada Tae'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bert is a Titan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Yamadatae.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BERT.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Living (kind of) in the tourist devoid city of Saga, this LEGENDARY zombie has little known about her roots, all that we do know is that she is THE DENSETSOU NO YAMADA TAE, Named Number 0 of Franchouchou, a group of recently awakened deceased girls bounded together to use music to save Saga.  Tae's appeal comes from the fact she is the only one of the 7 zombies to not have awoken, none-the-less, she doesn't need to wake up to become a legend.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories, and with the anniversary looming, the 100ft colossal is once again back looking to deliver grim reminders once again before he dies......oh.....wait.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Inferno Cop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Mugi'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Inferno.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:MUGI.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What's the best way to get an advantage on other players? why get a 7 foot tall black girl to take time away from her daily activities involving darker skinned gentlemen routinely greeting her with: "sup" and once more joining the /a/ team. Wasup Mugi?
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Meguca'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Chinese Electric Batman'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Meguca.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:CHINESE ELECTRIC BATMAN.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /a/ is no stranger to having lost it on multiple occasion, hence why the master of losing it is back on the /a/ roster after a long hiatus. The black contractor known as Hei will once again get to use his powers of molecular electricity manipulation to hopefully lead /a/ back to it's heights once more, we do have the operator on hold in case this doesn't succeed.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''It Just Works'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''DESU'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Crimson.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:DESU.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW? FINE I'll EXPLAIN IT! HE ERASES TIME! WHEN HE ERASES TIME STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT! BUT HE HAS EPITAPH SO HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS HE ERASES TIME! HE ERASES TIME SO NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM! STUFF STILL HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ELSE! THEY'RE ALL CONFUSED WHEN HE ERASES TIME SO HE HAS TIME TO DO THINGS! IT MAKES SENSE! KING CRIMSON WORKS! IT JUST WORKS! UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT PLEASE!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| '''Subject F'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''"THAT"'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Subjectf.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:THAT1.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Team tryouts were going well when...wait...this presence, Subject F, an extreme threat to the opposition, her thoughts cannot be read, she cannot be predicted, a NATURAL DISASTER who unconsciously threw the entire tryouts into chaos, simply by turning up...so naturally we put her on the team.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| When nothing works and we want a bullshit way out.....WE WILL USE "THAT"...MASAKA???
 
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Accelerator'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Accelerator.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.
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==Bench==
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[[Category:Official team rosters|a]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|a]]

Latest revision as of 22:41, 16 August 2021

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Current Roster


Pos. No. Name Face Description Height
  CF
11 Cowboy Bebop COWBOY BEBOP.png Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception. 179
  SS
404 Yotsuba YOTSUBA.png /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. 179
  CMF
10 Truck-kun TRUCK-KUN.png What's worse than waking up for school, excited to start your new day and then, "BANG", now you're off to whatever Isekai universe your dice roll has sent you to, all thanks to anime's greatest isekai protagonist, the truck that sent you there in the first place. 189
  SS
17 Inferno Cop INFERNO COP.png Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. 189
  GK
0 Accelerator ACCEL.png Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. 189
  GK
1 W I D E F A C E WIDE.png If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper. 189
  CB
3 Boku no Pico BOKU.png Don't watch an anime called "Boku." Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labelled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this shit? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and make sure NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but I watched the first video, I was like "Yooooooooooooooo what the fuck.." THEN I CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing yet...YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WASLIKE, TWO OF THEM...those niggas...yo...THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO FUCKED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...AND TH-...AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now...DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS! 180
  CB
13 You're Waifu WAIFU.png Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well. Each board has their own waifu placed into the garbage can, this one (pictured) is used for matches against /v/. 185
  CB
8 Sakurafish SAKURAFISH.png She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it. 185
  CB
The Struggler STRUGGLER.png We are all strugglers in this world, no man knew this better than Kentaro Miura, the creator of Berserk. May 20th 2021 will be remembered as a dark day on /a/ as we lost one of our greatest, although his death had occurred two weeks prior to the announcement on /a/, it turns out even his final moments get released late. God rest you Miura, we are all strugglers, but we will keep on going. 185
  CB
Are you frustrated? FRUSTRATED.png One of /a/'s most used and best loved reaction images, bless you Siegfried Kircheis and your ability to instigate pure anger out of literally anybody. 185
  CB
27 Smug Anime Face SMUG.png The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it. 185
  DMF
2 QUALITY QUALITY1.png QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. 185
  DMF
3 I M A G I N E IMAGINE.png >145cm >roughly 40kg Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.. 145
  DMF
Chaika CHAIKA.png Mweee 185
  DMF
Sasuga Anno ANNO.png Nine years...NINE FUCKING YEARS I WAITED FOR THIS MOVIE, ANNO. The master has once again returned to take /a/ to wherever the fuck he wants to because he is the master, Anno, and as expected, he throws /a/ into disarray as he single handily tore apart the Rei vs Asuka war simply by inserting an animated version of his wife in glasses. As expected from the master, Anno, may your waifu Mari enjoy your cradle. 185
  RMF
55 King of Gets KING OF GETS.png After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. 180
  LMF
22 Spinzaku SPINZAKU.png What's one way to confuse and disorientate your opposition, jump and then somehow spin around very fast whilst in mid-air, a proven sure fire way to disarm any football player and cunning Britannian activist. We are just hoping he can stop spinning long enough to be able to play for most of, if not all of a single divegrass game. 180
  RMF
Bert is a Titan BERT.png Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories, and with the anniversary looming, the 100ft colossal is once again back looking to deliver grim reminders once again before he dies......oh.....wait. 185
  LMF
Mugi MUGI.png What's the best way to get an advantage on other players? why get a 7 foot tall black girl to take time away from her daily activities involving darker skinned gentlemen routinely greeting her with: "sup" and once more joining the /a/ team. Wasup Mugi? 185
  CMF
Chinese Electric Batman CHINESE ELECTRIC BATMAN.png /a/ is no stranger to having lost it on multiple occasion, hence why the master of losing it is back on the /a/ roster after a long hiatus. The black contractor known as Hei will once again get to use his powers of molecular electricity manipulation to hopefully lead /a/ back to it's heights once more, we do have the operator on hold in case this doesn't succeed. 185
  CMF
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  CMF
"THAT" THAT1.png When nothing works and we want a bullshit way out.....WE WILL USE "THAT"...MASAKA??? 185
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