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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Megumin'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:Megumin.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Hailing from the Dark Land of Chuunis, Megumin of the Crimson Demons is looking to blow the opposition away with her explosion magic. Sure, it can only be used once per day, and being a gold medal means she's crucial to the team, but we'll help her find a way to make up for it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Cowboy Bebop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Cowboy Bebop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:Bebop.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:COWBOY BEBOP.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Yotsuba'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Yotsuba'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Yotsuba.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:YOTSUBA.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Kaban-chan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Truck-kun'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Kaban.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:TRUCK-KUN.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| After exploring and saving Japari Park from certain doom, Kaban-chan ventures out to a whole new Area - the pitch - where she may once again help out her friends - the /a/ team - with clever ideas.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| What's worse than waking up for school, excited to start your new day and then, "BANG", now you're off to whatever Isekai universe your dice roll has sent you to, all thanks to anime's greatest isekai protagonist, the truck that sent you there in the first place.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Inferno Cop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Inferno Cop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:Inferno.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:INFERNO COP.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Accelerator'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:ACCEL.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''W I D E F A C E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:WIDE.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boku no Pico'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BOKU.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Don't watch an anime called "Boku." Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labelled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this shit? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and make sure NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but I watched the first video, I was like "Yooooooooooooooo what the fuck.." THEN I CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing yet...YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WASLIKE, TWO OF THEM...those niggas...yo...THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO FUCKED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...AND TH-...AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now...DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''You're Waifu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''You're Waifu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:YoureWaifu.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:WAIFU.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.  Each board has their own waifu placed into the garbage can, this one (pictured) is used for matches against /v/.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Semen Demon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sakurafish'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SemenDemon.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SAKURAFISH.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''The Struggler'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:STRUGGLER.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We are all strugglers in this world, no man knew this better than Kentaro Miura, the creator of Berserk.  May 20th 2021 will be remembered as a dark day on /a/ as we lost one of our greatest, although his death had occurred two weeks prior to the announcement on /a/, it turns out even his final moments get released late. God rest you Miura, we are all strugglers, but we will keep on going.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Are you frustrated?'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:FRUSTRATED.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| One of /a/'s most used and best loved reaction images, bless you Siegfried Kircheis and your ability to instigate pure anger out of literally anybody.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Smug Anime Face'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Smug Anime Face'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Smugface.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SMUG.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''ＪｏＪｏ'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''QUALITY'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Jojo.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY1.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 啊! ｃｏｍｅ ｆｒｏｍ  ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ  ｔｏｗｎ  ｏｆ  Ｄｕｗａｎｇ。Ｊｏｅｓｔａｒ 約瑟夫 is /動漫Ｊａｐａｎ/ ｔｅａｍ, ｍａｋｅ  ｅｎｅｍｙ  ｇｅｔ  ａ  ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ  ｓｏ  ｃｏｍｐｌｉｃａｔｅｄ。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''I M A G I N E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IMAGINE.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|145cm}} {{greentext|roughly 40kg}} Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on..
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Chaika'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:CHAIKA.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Mweee
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sasuga Anno'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:ANNO.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Nine years...NINE FUCKING YEARS I WAITED FOR THIS MOVIE, ANNO. The master has once again returned to take /a/ to wherever the fuck he wants to because he is the master, Anno, and as expected, he throws /a/ into disarray as he single handily tore apart the Rei vs Asuka war simply by inserting an animated version of his wife in glasses.  As expected from the master, Anno, may your waifu Mari enjoy your cradle.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:KingOfGets.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:KING OF GETS.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Accelerator'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Spinzaku'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Accelerator.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SPINZAKU.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What's one way to confuse and disorientate your opposition, jump and then somehow spin around very fast whilst in mid-air, a proven sure fire way to disarm any football player and cunning Britannian activist. We are just hoping he can stop spinning long enough to be able to play for most of, if not all of a single divegrass game.
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==Starters==
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| No.
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Name
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="83%"| Description
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''''That''''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:THAT.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| 60
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| '''Lelouch'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lelouch.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Satania'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bert is a Titan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:DumbMeme.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BERT.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What evil deed is greater than denying your opponents their hard-earned victory? None! Such a heinous act is befitting only of the great heir to Hell, Satania-sama!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories, and with the anniversary looming, the 100ft colossal is once again back looking to deliver grim reminders once again before he dies......oh.....wait.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Kanna'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Mugi'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:kannAH.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:MUGI.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You know what's the only thing harder than not sexualizing the dragon loli? Keeping her from eating the ball. Still, being a legendary, powerful dragon is sure to be a major asset to the team.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What's the best way to get an advantage on other players? why get a 7 foot tall black girl to take time away from her daily activities involving darker skinned gentlemen routinely greeting her with: "sup" and once more joining the /a/ team. Wasup Mugi?
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Loli Hitler'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Chinese Electric Batman'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:LoliHitler.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:CHINESE ELECTRIC BATMAN.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Observing her achievements in notWWII, Being X has decided that war is not a terrible enough trial for Tanya, as thus has sent her to a fresh new hell: the realm of PES.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /a/ is no stranger to having lost it on multiple occasion, hence why the master of losing it is back on the /a/ roster after a long hiatus. The black contractor known as Hei will once again get to use his powers of molecular electricity manipulation to hopefully lead /a/ back to it's heights once more, we do have the operator on hold in case this doesn't succeed.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Truck-kun'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:TruckKun.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Bringing a whole new meaning to the word "murderball"!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Meguca'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Meguca.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boku no Pico'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Boku.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sakurafish'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sakurafish.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Magical Girl (male)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''DESU'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:MahouShounen.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:DESU.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After the Re:Zero catgirl (male) fiasco, many young men found themselves with a confused dick. Japan's solution? Say that the guy is 100% a girl when in his (her?) magical form. Some specialists still recommend saying "no homo" though.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''QUALITY'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''"THAT"'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:THAT1.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| When nothing works and we want a bullshit way out.....WE WILL USE "THAT"...MASAKA???
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''W I D E F A C E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:W_I_D_E.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.
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==Bench==
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[[Category:Official team rosters|a]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|a]]

Latest revision as of 22:41, 16 August 2021

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Current Roster


Pos. No. Name Face Description Height
  CF
11 Cowboy Bebop COWBOY BEBOP.png Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception. 179
  SS
404 Yotsuba YOTSUBA.png /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. 179
  CMF
10 Truck-kun TRUCK-KUN.png What's worse than waking up for school, excited to start your new day and then, "BANG", now you're off to whatever Isekai universe your dice roll has sent you to, all thanks to anime's greatest isekai protagonist, the truck that sent you there in the first place. 189
  SS
17 Inferno Cop INFERNO COP.png Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. 189
  GK
0 Accelerator ACCEL.png Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. 189
  GK
1 W I D E F A C E WIDE.png If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper. 189
  CB
3 Boku no Pico BOKU.png Don't watch an anime called "Boku." Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labelled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this shit? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and make sure NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but I watched the first video, I was like "Yooooooooooooooo what the fuck.." THEN I CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing yet...YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WASLIKE, TWO OF THEM...those niggas...yo...THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO FUCKED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...AND TH-...AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now...DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS! 180
  CB
13 You're Waifu WAIFU.png Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well. Each board has their own waifu placed into the garbage can, this one (pictured) is used for matches against /v/. 185
  CB
8 Sakurafish SAKURAFISH.png She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it. 185
  CB
The Struggler STRUGGLER.png We are all strugglers in this world, no man knew this better than Kentaro Miura, the creator of Berserk. May 20th 2021 will be remembered as a dark day on /a/ as we lost one of our greatest, although his death had occurred two weeks prior to the announcement on /a/, it turns out even his final moments get released late. God rest you Miura, we are all strugglers, but we will keep on going. 185
  CB
Are you frustrated? FRUSTRATED.png One of /a/'s most used and best loved reaction images, bless you Siegfried Kircheis and your ability to instigate pure anger out of literally anybody. 185
  CB
27 Smug Anime Face SMUG.png The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it. 185
  DMF
2 QUALITY QUALITY1.png QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. 185
  DMF
3 I M A G I N E IMAGINE.png >145cm >roughly 40kg Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.. 145
  DMF
Chaika CHAIKA.png Mweee 185
  DMF
Sasuga Anno ANNO.png Nine years...NINE FUCKING YEARS I WAITED FOR THIS MOVIE, ANNO. The master has once again returned to take /a/ to wherever the fuck he wants to because he is the master, Anno, and as expected, he throws /a/ into disarray as he single handily tore apart the Rei vs Asuka war simply by inserting an animated version of his wife in glasses. As expected from the master, Anno, may your waifu Mari enjoy your cradle. 185
  RMF
55 King of Gets KING OF GETS.png After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. 180
  LMF
22 Spinzaku SPINZAKU.png What's one way to confuse and disorientate your opposition, jump and then somehow spin around very fast whilst in mid-air, a proven sure fire way to disarm any football player and cunning Britannian activist. We are just hoping he can stop spinning long enough to be able to play for most of, if not all of a single divegrass game. 180
  RMF
Bert is a Titan BERT.png Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories, and with the anniversary looming, the 100ft colossal is once again back looking to deliver grim reminders once again before he dies......oh.....wait. 185
  LMF
Mugi MUGI.png What's the best way to get an advantage on other players? why get a 7 foot tall black girl to take time away from her daily activities involving darker skinned gentlemen routinely greeting her with: "sup" and once more joining the /a/ team. Wasup Mugi? 185
  CMF
Chinese Electric Batman CHINESE ELECTRIC BATMAN.png /a/ is no stranger to having lost it on multiple occasion, hence why the master of losing it is back on the /a/ roster after a long hiatus. The black contractor known as Hei will once again get to use his powers of molecular electricity manipulation to hopefully lead /a/ back to it's heights once more, we do have the operator on hold in case this doesn't succeed. 185
  CMF
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  CMF
"THAT" THAT1.png When nothing works and we want a bullshit way out.....WE WILL USE "THAT"...MASAKA??? 185
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