/a/ Roster

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Current Roster

Starters

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
CF	11	Cowboy Bebop		Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.	179
AMF	4	Yotsuba		/a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.	179
CMF	10	Truck-kun		Bringing a whole new meaning to the term, "murderball"	189
SS	22	Lelouch		After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown.	180
CMF	17	Shimarin	[[File:|200px|link=]]		189
DMF	19	HELLSHAKE YANO		After Popuko failed, we decided to switch to Pipimi for better success, maybe her level head will be what /a/ needs, that is, if she can stop thinking about Hellshake Yano.	180
RB	3	Boku no Pico		A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO	176
CB	2	QUALITY		QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.	185
CB	27	Smug Anime Face		The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.	185
LB	00	Sakurafish		She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.	185
GK	5	Accelerator		Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.	189

Bench

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
LB	55	King of Gets		After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.	180
RB	13	You're Waifu		Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.	185
DMF	20	KAIJI	[[File:|200px|link=]]		185
DMF	23	'That'		It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.	175
LB	8	Kyon-kun Denwa		Every /a/non has asked the same question at some point: Why does she sit like that? Never mind that the answer is obvious and always the same, some things simply must be done. Hopefully, this leaves the opponent floundering as they ponder about such a question. Whatever happens, there will be hurt butts after a match ends.	180
DMF	69	Semen Demon		Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.	180
CB	9	PROCREATE	[[File:|200px|link=]]	After exploring and saving Japari Park from certain doom, Kaban-chan ventures out to a whole new Area - the pitch - where she may once again help out her friends - the /a/ team - with clever ideas.	185
RB	3	Boku no Pico		A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO	176
CB	18	Meguca		Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...	175
DMF	19	I M A G I N E		>145cm >roughly 40kg, Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on..	180
CB	14	Nice Boat	[[File:|200px|link=]]		180
GK	12	W I D E F A C E		If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.	189