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/aus/

Get fucked, get absolutely fucked.

/aus/ - Australia

Founded

January 26, 1788

Manager

Graham Arnold

Owner

Underarm Deliveries Ltd.

IRL manager

Team colors

Chat color

FCD116
Aussie Aussie Aussie Yellow

Top scorer

Tim Cahill (12)

Top assister

? (?)

Captain

The Don

Website

/aus/ - Australia

Nickname

Cunts

Historic performance

6	0	6			12				50%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
30	35	-5

Biggest win
/aus/	4–1	/robonia/
September 9, 2016

Biggest defeat
/ireland/	4–1	/aus/
January 31, 2016

First match
/ireland/	4–1	/aus/
January 31, 2016

Team music

Anthem	Chris Doheny - More Than A Game
Victory anthem	TISM - I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt

Goal horn	The Mojo Singers - C'mon Aussie C'mon
Ciggy Butt Brain goalhorn	Max Jackson - Ciggy Butt Brain
Steve Irwin goalhorn	Melodysheep - Wildest Things in the World
Pull a Sickie goalhorn/clean sheet	TISM - Sickie
Goal horn (3 /aus/ goals onwards)	TISM - Whatareya

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit

Roster

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Yeah, Nah

25

	CB

Ned Kelly

40

	CB

Ciggy Butt Brain

5

	DMF

Emperor Nazi Goering

8

	DMF

Aussie Battler

13

	DMF

Budgie Smugglers

32

	CMF

Emu War

10

	SS

Drop Bear

44

	SS

Steve Irwin

15

	SS

Faceless Man

99

	CF

The Don

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

Pull a Sickie

4

	CB

>affordable housing

36

	CB

Radelaide

3

	LB

Bunnings Sausage Sizzle

80

	RB

Dingo Ate My Baby

24

	DMF

>XXXX

2

	DMF

>Dual Citizenship

6

	DMF

muh GST

51

	CMF

Cucktoria

7

	CMF

>NBN

9

	SS

High Fire Danger Rating

59

	SS

Harold Holt Swim Centre

Old Exports (PES 2016)

/ag/ League Export: https://mega.nz/#!a4s2kRJB!Nv72_g6I3ItJ_blLW6Abqu1PDaxDeNhTY8hhMooPJ4M

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
3 July 2016	/dg/	/ag/ League	3–4 L
5 July 2016	/seinfeld/	/ag/ League	2–5 L
7 July 2016	/ireland/	/ag/ League	4–1 W
17 June 2016	/hanny/	Rigging After Dark	3–3 (3–2 pen.) W
2 September 2016	/finland/	Multinational Bowl	3–2 W
4 September 2016	/br/	Multinational Bowl	2–3 L
9 September 2016	/robonia/	Multinational Bowl	4–1 W
10 September 2016	/panaf/	Multinational Bowl	4–2 W
11 September 2016	/wumpa/	Multinational Bowl	4–3 W
11 September 2016	/csa/	Multinational Bowl	0–5 L
11 September 2016	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl	1–3 L
1 September 2017	/kanto/	Multinational Bowl 2	1-0 W	80' Snorlax
2 September 2017	/zar/	Multinational Bowl 2	3-1 W	20', 34' High Fire Danger Rating 45+1' The Don
8 September 2017	/ro/	Multinational Bowl 2	2-0 W	28', 31' The Don
9 September 2017	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 2	1-3 (a.e.t) L	85' The Don