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Latest revision as of 13:27, 8 September 2023

/chm/
TONIGHT!
Chm logo.png
/chm/ - Clarkson, Hammond and May
Founded 22 April 1977 then 20 October 2002
Manager The Stig
Owner Jeremy Clarkson
IRL manager Jezza !!SpytPK2KVVY
Team colors
Chat color 002E48
Tonight Blue
Top scorer N/A (N/A)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain
Website /chm/ - Clarkson, Hammond and May
Nickname Petrolheads
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Top Gear (2002) theme
Victory Anthem I can See Clearly

Goal horn Top Gear's Greatest Driving Song Ever
Kits


Chm icon.png /chm/ is the new iteration of the holy trinity of motoring: Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.

from /tv/ League II when Topgear icon.png /topgear/ was introduced to the league, viewers flocked from around the globe to see what form of stupidity the trio would do. As it turned out in /tv/ League III, their stupidity took them to a wooden spoon, and the world was left reeling in laughter for the famous three presenters. /tv/ League IV would be the turning point for Topgear icon.png /topgear/'s global fame of reaching it's record viewer count yet despite it's boring score lines in the group stage, the chemistry between the trio was renowned and loved by all. This would take Topgear icon.png /topgear/ to it's greatest heights of third place and with the trophy in hand, looked to take on the entire world once more.

However the events immediately following /tv/ League IV, Jeremy Clarkson would be found under scrutiny of punching a /tv/ league organiser after promising him a hot, home cooked meal in a local British pub, he found the stay to be horrid, and the food to have gone cold. The /tv/ league committee would then not renew Clarksons contract after this recent controversy and his past controversies including making fun of Chernobyl victims of RBMK icon.png /RBMK/ in /tv/ League II, creating a match between themselves and a horrific team representing the Mario Movie in /tv/ League III and defiling the Bbc icon.png /bbc/ with abuse in the Quarter Final of /tv/ League IV.

As Clarkson was left without a team to rig going forward, he looked to take his brand of humour, and his two mates to their new encounters in The Grand Tour, and with their new successes in their own shows have now created a new team known as Chm icon.png /chm/, where they could look to bring in representatives of their own shows as well as all the hilarity and memories from their past in this new mess of stupidity we can all call: Clarkson, Hammond and May.

The team looks to reach new heights in /tv/ League V and beyond, I mean...How hard could it be?

Players

No. Position Player
1
  GK
The Cool Wall
2
  LB
Rimac Concept One
3
  CB
Cheese
4
  CB
Gerald
5
  RB
Reliant Robin Space Program
6
  DMF
Some Say
7
  CMF
Hammer-head i-Eagle Geoff
8
  AMF
Oh no, Anyway
9
  SS
Hammock you tiny man
10
  SS
GREAT NEWS!
11
  CF
Farmer Clarkson Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
HEY, BIM!
13
  LB
The Rover James
14
  CB
H982 FKL
15
  CB
OLIVEEEEEEEEEEER
16
  CB
This is Brilliant, but I like this
17
  CB
Does this mean they're not coming on then?
18
  RB
Abbie
19
  DMF
Kaleb Cooper
20
  DMF
Cheerful Charlie
21
  CMF
Pepper
22
  CMF
I think I'll call him Bob
23
  CMF
Samurai Sensei Yujiro