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A team who is only spoken about in hushed whispers, /d/ are a proud fanbase drawn together by all things taboo. /d/ will find anything asexual. If it's got a hole, they'll fill it. If it's not got a hole, they'll make one. Either way, they'll also slap a dick on it. Unless there's already a dick on it and then they'll remove it via some transformation.
So when someone realised they had a trophy fetish, they rounded up a bunch of people with a fetish for team sports and set out in search of one of the 4chan Cups. Should they ever win one, it's probably best you don't ask where it's been when they're forced to defend the title.
Founded in late 2011 following the success of the Cup the board got together and decided upon an original 26-man squad (later reduced to 23 to comply to cup rules) and also decided upon kit colours, anthem, goalhorn, badge (motto soon followed) and even a rudimentary formation which wanted the defence to be comprised of 2 bronze players and a gold.
Players
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2013 Winter Friendly Export
Kits
Available to Download here
Home Kit - R:81, G:39, B:130
Away Kit - R:255, G:255, B:255
History
Founding
Founded in December 2011 at the beginning of the Babby Cup boom /d/ are one of the older clubs in the competition; in a thread that gained surprising popularity amongst /d/eviants they soon got players together and decided on team colours and even drew up a rudimentary formation (see image). Given the timing of the teams founding coincided with a large change to the cup itself they found themselves in a group with /m/, /toy/ and /vp/ as the teams that would spearhead the creation of the Babby Cup. It wasn't long after that the team started to pick up steam as they decided upon a Goalhorn (Violent Pornography - System of a Down) and an Anthem (ULTRAnumb - Blue Stahli) to adhere to the rules that were in place. The original squad that /d/ named originally had 26 players. they were (Bold still active):
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It wasn't until a couple of weeks later until a second thread came along where /d/ discussed goalhorns and anthems, by this time /m/ were testing formations and discussing the possibility of having management in this cup and had already looked to install someone so up stepped occasional /a/non and long time lurker on /d/, Guar/d/iola who volunteered to install the game and test out some tactics for the /d/ team. By the time he had done this /d/'s interest was waning and threads had gotten fewer and fewer up until the point the idea of a Babby Cup was finalised.
The original /d/ formation
Early Years
/d/'s first friendly and first ever game would bring /sci/ as the opposition, /sci/ would be heavily penalised and their team consisted of all 66* rated players - the game finished 1-0 to /d/, Shitting Dick Nipples the only name on the scoresheet. From there things took a turn for the worse and an embarrassing defeat to /s/ and handing /cm/ their first ever win left Guar/d/iola a lot of thinking to do. The 2012 Spring Babby Cup went very well for /d/ with their strongest finish in any competition after coming 4th, losing to eventual winners /m/ and even defeating finalists /3/ in the group stage 4-0. Following the reasonable success of their first ever cup competition Guar/d/iola went into conditional retirement after feeling he could no longer manage a team by himself; he left the team with a formation and players.
The 2012 Summer Cup friendlies were a mixed bag for /d/ and started with a 2-0 win against /cm/, throwing away a lead twice to draw with /y/ 3-3 and hammered by a strong /vp/ side 5-0. The draw for the 2012 Summer Cup saw /d/ drawn with strongly fancied /sp/, unknown quantity /b/ and potential dark Horse /o/ in what later turned out to be a group with 2 unmanaged teams and 2 teams managed by the same person. However the unmanaged /d/ prevailed after a crushing defeat to /sp/ after leading comfortably for most of the game, a tense 1-0 victory against /o/ and an 8-goal thriller beating /b/ 5-3, managerless /d/ had defied reason and were rewarded with a second round match-up against /pol/ - this piqued the interest from /sp/ user Based Soviets !Ydpjq4fCnU who in his own words saw it as a way to fuel his "massive ego" and to show off his supposed coaching prowess. /d/'s 1-0 victory over /pol/ from a 35 yard out freekick from Haigure on paper seemed like a great result but between the lines Based Soviets !Ydpjq4fCnU relied heavily on the fact /pol/'s then manager Cozmo !911.1dt/BY not showing up to the game and the team rode their luck in quite a few moments in the game, added to this the managers determination not to use the orange conditioned players at his disposable and instead continued with the fatigued blue players led a lot to be desired. /d/ and Based Soviets !Ydpjq4fCnU would eventually run out of luck in the Quarter-Finals against /int/ who went on to win 2-0 and he didn't return to the fray for another 3 months when he ruled himself out for good, citing 'Coaching reasons'. /d/ finished 2012 without having to play a single competitive game.
The original banner advertising the /d/ vs. /sci/ game
/d/ tactics used throughout the 2012 Spring Babby Cup
/d/ skillcards used on players
/d/ kits used throughout the 2012 Spring Babby Cup
The /d/ squad
The short lived /d/ newspaper that predicted /d/'s early exit from the 2012 Spring Babby Cup
Based Soviets on managing /d/
2013
Team Colours
In the original board meeting the colours were decided upon, they would be purple and gold, these colours gradually changed into the Violet and Mustard colour the team uses today. The original reason for the colour change was because when the /d/ custom kits were being created they were sampled from existing Italian club ACF Fiorentina kits, hence why the home kit is now traditionally Violet, the away kit White and the Goalkeeper kit Charcoal. As the /d/ kits gradually changed style - from Fiorentina, to Czech Republic and now to a completely custom variety the formula of the kits has only changed marginally from Violet shirt, shorts and Gold socks to Violet shirt, Purple Shorts and Gold socks. The away kit has taken similar changes; from White shirt, shorts and socks to White shirt, Gold shorts and Violet socks. Some other changes have been made, the kits are lightly based on Italian side Catania otherwise it's been marginal changes. Nobody has ever read this and I often wonder how I have written so much about virtual kits.
Badge
The badge hasn't changed since the creation of the club, created by Anonymous and features tentacles clutching a faceless demon-girl. The badge itself has been regarded as one of the best of the entire cup by thread-based Power Rankings and in its simplicity still shows off the heritage and culture of /d/. At the badge's base lies the inscription "In Tentacles Speramus" which means 'In Tentacles we Trust' and has now been adopted as the club's motto, even though the correct Latin translation would be "In Tentacula Speramus" some things just shouldn't be messed with.
Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | /d/ MotM* |
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| 11th February 2012 |  /sci/
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 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-0 W | Shitting Dick Nipples  29'
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Shitting Dick Nipples |
| 18th February 2012 |  /s/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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0-5 L | Consentacles | |
| 26th February 2012 |  /cm/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-2 L | Haigure 85'
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NO WESTERN |
| 24th March 2012 |  /3/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E
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4-0 W | NO WESTERN 15' Haigure 73', 79', 90+3'
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Haigure |
| 25th March 2012 |  /an/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E
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2-1 W | Haigure 69', 90+2'
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Haigure |
| 25th March 2012 |  /f/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E
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2-2 D | Haigure 12' HSITMPBAMCWTPOP 69' |
Dmitrys |
| 31st March 2012 |  /toy/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Final
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4-0 W | Dracula Penis 37' Haigure 49', 79'Melon Fuck 90'
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Haigure |
| 31st March 2012 |  /m/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semi-Final
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2-4 L | Melon Fuck 18', 77'
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Melon Fuck |
| 31st March 2012 | /sci/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Third Place Playoff
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2-2 D | Haigure 34', 83'
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GermanBro |
| 21st April 2012 | /cm/
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 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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2-0 W | Melon Fuck 5', 85'
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Melon Fuck |
| 28th April 2012 |  /y/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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3-3 D | Melon Fuck 40' NO WESTERN 53'Dracula Penis 65'
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Melon Fuck |
| 5th May 2012 |  /vp/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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| 13th July 2012 |  /sp/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Group E
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3-4 L | Melon Fuck 27' Haigure 43', 71'
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Rigging |
| 14th July 2012 |  /o/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Group E
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1-0 W | Haigure 63'
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NO WESTERN |
| 15th July 2012 |  /b/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Group E
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5-3 W | Dracula Penis 5' Haigure 32', 40', 53'Melon Fuck 89'
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Haigure |
| 20th July 2012 |  /pol/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Second Round
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1-0 W | Haigure 75'
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Dmitrys |
| 21st July 2012 |  /int/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
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0-2 L | Dmitrys | |
| 1st September 2012 |  /c/
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 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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0-0 D | Consentacles | |
| 8th September 2012 |  /tg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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2-1 W | Muscle Wizard  38' (o.g.)Haigure 48'
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Haigure |
| 30th September 2012 |  /h/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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0-1 L | The Full Time Whistle | |
| 9th February 2013 |  /hm/
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 2013 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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0-1 L | Dmitrys | |
| 15th February 2013 |  /ck/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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4-1 W | Haigure 14', 44', 90' Dmitrys 81'
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Haigure |
| 17th February 2013 |  /v/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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2-4 L | Bob Sapp 43' Haigure 45+1'
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Tunamerchant |
| 7th April 2013 | /tg/
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 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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| 14th April 2013 |  /x/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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| 4th May 2013 |  /ic/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E
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2-1 W | Bob Sapp 13', 90+3'
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XXXX Corruptions |
| 10th May 2013 |  /trv/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E
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6-1 W | Bob Sapp 2', 15', 76' Shitting Dick Nipples 40'Fenoxo 52'Haigure 70'
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Bob Sapp |
| 12th May 2013 |  /hr/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E
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4-2 W | Vore 11' Haigure 47'Bob Sapp 58', 88'
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Haigure |
| 18th May 2013 |  /mlp/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup RO16
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1-1 L | Bob Sapp 12'
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Ken Ashcorp |
| 13th July 2013 | /h/
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 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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2-0 W | Melon Fuck 31' BREAK-A-BITCH 90'
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Haigure |
| 20th July 2013 |  /u/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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1-1 W | Haigure 61'
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| 17th August 2013 | /b/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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| 23rd August 2013 | /v/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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3-0 W | Dmitrys 24', 74' Haigure 45+'
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Jetporn |
| 25th August 2013 |  /lit/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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1-1 D | Bob Sapp 27'
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The Concept of Disappointment |
| 21st September 2013 |  /adv/
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 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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0-1 L | Giantess | |
| 29th September 2013 |  /soc/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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2-0 W | Melon Fuck 29', 72'
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Melon Fuck |
| 15th November 2013 |  /g/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group C
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1-1 D | Haigure 10'
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Dmitrys |
| 17th November 2013 | /an/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group C
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3-3 D | Haigure 25', 43' Bettas 54' (o.g.)
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Haigure |
| 23rd November 2013 |  /n/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group C
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1-2 L | Haigure 81'
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Haigure |
| 11th January 2014 |  /lgbt/
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 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
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1-0 W | Haigure 38'
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BDSM General |
| 18th January 2014 |  /vr/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
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0-0 D | Haigure |
Rivalries
vs. /h/ The Hentairnal Derby - These 2 boards go back a long way, along with /y/ these were the original 3 porn boards. /d/ as a side were formed 8 months before /h/ even caught wind of the cup; due to the teams mix in fortunes historically their only two meetings have been friendlies, either side winning 1.
vs. /y/ - More of a friendly rivalry than anything else, both boards appreciate Dick - they just have slightly different opinions on where it should be.
Managerial History
December 2011 to May 2012 (10 games) - Guar/d/iola
/d/'s first official manager, he wasn't really as such elected by /d/ but he was the only one to download the game and the only person to test for /d/ thus earning him the privilege. His experience came from watching the game for many years and also playing the sport at amateur level this apparently was enough experience as he saw through /d/'s difficult Spring Babby Cup campaign and his work was the backbone of /d/ even after he left. He willingly resigned directly after the Spring Babby Cup had finished and has since taken a back-seat role as the Assistant to the later Manager Based Soviets and as the Caretaker Manager after he was sacked.
July 2012 to August 2012 (2 Games) - Based Soviets !Ydpjq4fCnU
An appointment of some controversy as Based Soviets was somewhat renowned for being a mercenary manager and after allegedly being refused by /3/ he came into the role after being asked by /d/ to take charge following /d/'s advancement from the 2012 Summer Cup group stages. He came into the job boasting good experience coaching with MLS side DC United (see statement) unfortunately for both /d/ and Based Soviets this experience never materialized and his managerial career ended abruptly. He was sacked after failing to appear after his /int/ defeat in the 2012 Summer Cup Quarter-Finals.
October 2012 - November 2013 (16 Games) - Chance !!7M5Ec7DQIsF
Chance came in to try and bring stability to an already crumbling /d/ side after their relegation from the 2013 Winter Cup. His first test was to steer the team back into the promise lands via the 2013 Spring Babby Cup, he achieved this with aplomb by creating an ever dangerous team that played with attacking flair and defensive sensibilities led by top scorer Bob 'DA BEAST' Sapp that saw them cruise through the group stage, break records and get knocked out to eventual winners /mlp/. Unfortunately this wasn't to last as poor performance after poor performance saw /d/ dumped out of the 2013 Summer Cup and eventually reaching the lowest ebb after crashing out of the following Babby Cup. This proved too much for Chance as he soon after went on a hiatus, ending what was a turbulent 2013 for /d/.
December 2013 - Present - DrDtroit !!i08rv3lDtpa + Mewyabe !!nQ8F1/ZhKLe
Team Records
Goals in a Single Competition
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| Haigure | 10 | 2012 Spring Babby Cup
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| Bob Sapp | 8 | 2013 Spring Babby Cup
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| Haigure | 6 | 2012 Summer Cup
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| Haigure | 4 | 2013 Autumn Babby Cup
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| Haigure | 4 | 2013 Winter Cup
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Goals in a Single Game
| Player Name | Goals | Opponent | Result | Competition |
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| Bob Sapp | 3 |  /trv/
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6-1 | 2013 Spring Babby Cup
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| Haigure | 3 |  /ck/
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4-1 | 2013 Winter Cup
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| Haigure | 3 |  /b/
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5-3 | 2012 Summer Cup
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| Haigure | 3 |  /3/
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4-0 | 2012 Spring Babby Cup
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Career Clean Sheets
| Player Name | Clean Sheets | Last Clean Sheet |
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| Consentacles | 5 | vs. /c/
- 01/09/2012 |
| Succubus | 3 | vs. /lgbt/
- 11/01/2014 |
| Damn It Naga | 2 | vs. /toy/
- 31/03/2012 |
| Ballbusting | 1 | vs. /v/
- 23/08/2013 |
Career Goals
| Player Name (Bold still playing) |
Goals (Friendlies) |
Last Goal |
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| Haigure | 31 (4) | vs. /lgbt/
- 12/01/2014 |
| Bob Sapp | 15 (0) | vs. /lit/
- 25/08/2013 |
| Melon Fuck | 10 (6) | vs. /soc/
- 21/09/2013 |
| Dmitrys | 3 (0) | vs. /v/
- 23/08/2013 |
| Dracula Penis | 3 (1) | vs. /b/
- 15/07/2012 |
| Shitting Dick Nipples | 2 (1) | vs. /trv/
- 10/05/2013 |
| NO WESTERN | 2 (1) | vs. /y/
- 28/04/2012 |
| BREAK-A-BITCH | 1 (1) | vs. /h/
- 13/07/2013 |
| Vore | 1 (0) | vs. /hr/
- 12/05/2013 |
| Fenoxo | 1 (0) | vs. /trv/
- 10/05/2013 |
| HSITMPBAMCWTPOP | 1 (0) | vs. /f/
- 25/03/2012 |
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