/eb/

/eb/
This Team Stinks.
/eb/ - Earthbound
Founded August 27, 1994 Manager Satoru Iwata Owner Shigesato Itoi IRL manager QD !!ztCBdAQrY7S Team colors Extra team colors Chat color 7979F1 Blue Blue Top scorer SMAAAASH!! (12) Top assister () Captain SMAAAASH!! Website /eb/ - Earthbound Nickname Mother 2
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 3 0 7 10 30%
GF GA GD 24 33 -9
Biggest win /cbg/  2–6  /eb/ July 7, 2018 Biggest defeat /kickem/  7–3  /eb/ August 22, 2020 First match /cbg/  2–6  /eb/ July 7, 2018
Team music
Anthem Pollyanna (I Believe in You) Victory Anthem Smiles and Tears Goal horn Franky 3+ Goals Scored Pokey Means Business! Fuzzy Pickles What a Great Picture! Own Goal or Spaghetti Sanctuary Guardian
Kits

Earthbound is my favorite game of all time, so I made a team for it. No crying until the end.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK You Cannot Grasp the True Form of Giygas 2   CB Why Don't You Take a Break? 3   CB New Age Retro Hippie 4   DMF A Whiff of Pussy 5   DMF A FUCKING BEE 6   CMF Tony is Gay 7   LMF POO IN MU 8   RMF Bottle Rockets LMAO 9   AMF Pray to Win 10   CF Fuzzy Pickles 11   CF SMAAAASH!!

No. Position Player 12   GK What an All-Mighty Idiot! 13   CB Literally Three Minutes 14   CB The Third Strongest 15   CB Blue Klux Klan 16   CB Dungeon Man 17   DMF Father of the Decade 18   DMF Hello! And... Good-Bye! 19   DMF Unassuming Local Pedophile 20   DMF Everdred is Everdead 21   CMF Useless Bicycle 22   CMF THAT TREE'S GONNA BLOW 23   CMF GIVE ME THE SWORD YOU GOLD-PLATED SHIT

Sacked Players

No. Position Player   CB """Magic""" Cake   CMF Drunk on Coffee

Downloads

Tactical Export (AGL6)
Aesthetics Export (AGL6)
Music Export (AGL6)
Mr. Saturn Ball (AGL6)

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
July 7, 2018	/cbg/	/ag/ League 3	2–6 W	SMAAAASH!!  22', 40', 70', Drunk On Coffee  58', Father of the Decade  65', POO IN MU  90+5'
July 13, 2018	/dg/	/ag/ League 3	3–2 L	Fuzzy Pickles  81', 89'
July 14, 2018	/mgr/	/ag/ League 3	1–4 L	Bottle Rockets LMAO  45+2'
August 31, 2019	/fallout/	/ag/ League 4	3–1 L	Pray to Win  83'
September 7, 2019	/dg/	/ag/ League 4	1–4 L	SMAAAASH!!  71'
September 8, 2019	/rgg/	/ag/ League 4	1–2 L	Poo in Mu  68'
August 15, 2020	/trek/	/ag/ League 5	4–3 W	Fuzzy Pickles  14', SMAAAASH!!  58', 66', Pray to Win  61'
August 21, 2020	/ctt/	/ag/ League 5	3–2 W	SMAAAASH!!  57', 85', Fuzzy Pickles  90'
August 22, 2020	/kickem/	/ag/ League 5	7–3 L	SMAAAASH!!  21', 75', 78'
August 28, 2020	/bw/	/ag/ League 5	3–2 L	SMAAAASH!!  22', Pray To Win  40'
August 28, 2021	/rus/	/ag/ League 6
August 29, 2021	/halo/	/ag/ League 6
September 4, 2021	/dtl/	/ag/ League 6