/osg/ Roster

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Current Roster

Starters

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description
CF	99	Dumb Helmie		An increasingly common subspecies of Player who choose to restrict their interaction with other players in exchange for perceived bragging rights. Bragging rights only perceived, rest of the community either doesn't care or actively bullies the Helmies, even other Helmies. Scientifically proven to have below average intellect
SS	99	gz		99 Woodcutting? gz Anon. Elysian sigil after 2k dry? gz Anon. Wait, you were using OSBuddy? No gz for dumb cheat client user
CMF	99	Connection Lost		Jagex servers when bankstading: no problem. Jagex servers when risking bank: Rural Indian wifi on a rainy day. The boss room is instanced btw, hope you didn't bring anything you don't want to lose
RMF	W	A q p W		The rite of passage for every new Scaper, learning to draw dicks in the chat will immediately elevate your social status among the community. Just be careful not to fuck it up or the shame will never wash off
LMF	99	Poverty Python		The Money Snek, injecting easy cash into the game since 2015. Who needs skilling when you can just step on snek and get resources for free?
CMF	99	FIX THE WHEEL		The final boss of the Motherlode Mine, the one thing standing between you and the gains. You know nobody else will do it so give up, grab the hammer from you bank and get it over with. The others won't even realize you've done it but at least it's not your problem for another 3 inventories
DMF	99	Bank Standing		The real 24th skill and a true form of art, ever since the launch of the game people have been finding more and more creative ways of standing idle at the bank, doing absolutely nothing at all and usually even avoiding human contact with any other players that may be idling around as well. Nobody quite knows why this phenomenon happens on such a scale but it's simply accepted as a part of the game
CB	99	North GE		The superior GE side, this is where the action happens. The highest concentration of helmies, noobs, elitists and plain easily-aggravated folk in the game making for easy tragets during particularly boring fletching sessions. Coincidentally also a very common clan chat meetup point
CB	99	"""Great""" Kourend		The most ambitious piece of content added to the game since launch, literally a whole new continent full of things to do and ways to train and just plain spend time admiring the landscape. 3rd full rework coming soon guys, it'll be good this time we promise so please visit our continent
CB	1	>1 def		A rare and slowly dying breed who take great pride in the fact that hitting them is really really easy. Spend most of their time in PvP worlds talking shit and unsuccessfully rushing people with a dds. Zerkers are cooler anyway
GK	60	Champ		Why does he wear the d med helm? Is it a fashionscape statement or does he know something we don't? The answer may shock you. In reality he's just a cute noob who thinks he's geared out and slaying it

Bench

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description
RMF	99	Nieve		Certified cutest slayer master every year without competition. A perfect blonde beauty with high-level gear thanking you personally for committing mass genocide for her sake time and time again. Just remember to never complete Monkey Madness II, the quest cape isn't all that cool anyway
RMF	99	Doings ft Listenings		What to do when you run out of topics and the thread's getting dangerously close to pg10? What could be the solution to the quality dipping so low even the clan chat decides to stay out of the general for a change? Post doings, post listenings, hide in shame when everyone else makes you question both your taste in music and your progress in the game
CMF	99	Penance Runner		Just look at him go. He may be the demonic spawn of an 8-legged cross-breed between a spider and a larva but he's strangely cute and most likely non-lethal even if you get close
CMF	99	Dosh Dragon		More like Pathetic Weakling am I right? Zulrah is so 2015, all the cool kids are making bank on Vorkath now. You're good enough to do Dragon Slayer II, right?
CMF	99	rz-kek		Cute little blob of lava. Tries its best to melt your shins off in an adorable way but isn't very good at its job. The real purpose of its existence is to provide heals off Guthans, split into two and provide even more heals off Guthans
CMF	99	D Scim Pls		The thinking man's melee weapon of choice. Why waste money on a whip when you can buy a sick red scimitar for merely 60k a pop with zero chance of the price ever going up? It can even train strength, checkmate efficiencyfags
DMF	99	OSBotty		It's legal as long as they pay Jagex their share, so you can play away without a fear of getting banned for greatly enhancing your gaming experience. Runelite, Konduit, Runeloader all be damned, OSBuddy is a true man's choice. Remember to >buy Pro and include it in all screenshots you post in /osg/
CB	99	Buying GF		10k a piece for a second-hand slag, anything better and you need to pay up pal. Better get that slayerscape going, you don't want to play alone now do you?
CB	99	Muh Ticks		As if the grind wasn't soul-crushing already, now you can abuse game mechanics for a marginal increase in XP rates and a monumental increase in amount of time and effort spent staring at the screen. Watch out for carpal tunnel
CB	99	Sick Nerd		Former #1 btw, nowadays trying his best to not die on a hardcore helmie while dodging all the abuse lad banter and gnome-related videos his chat relentlessly and usually deservedly throws at him. Big fan of alternative protein sources
CB	99	Clueblogger		Content scrolls are a fun and interactive way to enjoy your favourite MMORPG in a slightly less grindy way and you better remember to share pics of your loot with the folks in /osg/ no matter how shit it is. Just remember, that clue sitting in your bank could be a 3rd age waiting to be dug up
GK	99	----Lad Line----		The easiest way to revive a dead chat. Pop one of these and everyone will scramble to be among the first to apply for lad status. For enhanced results be sure to announce that it was all a ruse and only people above the line are true lads