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Current Roster
Starters
| Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | ||
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99 | Dumb Helmie | 
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An increasingly common subspecies of Player who choose to restrict their interaction with other players in exchange for perceived bragging rights. Bragging rights only perceived, rest of the community either doesn't care or actively bullies the Helmies, even other Helmies. Scientifically proven to have below average intellect | ||
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99 | gz | 
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99 Woodcutting? gz Anon. Elysian sigil after 2k dry? gz Anon. Wait, you were using OSBuddy? No gz for dumb cheat client user | ||
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99 | Connection Lost | 
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Jagex servers when bankstading: no problem. Jagex servers when risking bank: Rural Indian wifi on a rainy day. The boss room is instanced btw, hope you didn't bring anything you don't want to lose | ||
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W | A q p W | 
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The rite of passage for every new Scaper, learning to draw dicks in the chat will immediately elevate your social status among the community. Just be careful not to fuck it up or the shame will never wash off | ||
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99 | Money Snek | 
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The Poverty Python, injecting easy cash into the game since 2015. Who needs skilling when you can just step on snek and get resources for free? | ||
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99 | Full Bondos | 
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Bandos chesplate and tassets? Check. Abyssal Dagger and Amulet of Torture? Check. Obby cape and D med? You bet. This man knows how to swipe a credit card. Having to grind to unlock your gear is so 2007 | ||
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99 | Bank Standing | 
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The real 24th skill and a true form of art, ever since the launch of the game people have been finding more and more creative ways of standing idle at the bank, doing absolutely nothing at all and usually even avoiding human contact with any other players that may be idling around as well. Nobody quite knows why this phenomenon happens on such a scale but it's simply accepted as a part of the game | ||
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99 | This is the Best Weapon | 
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A hotly debated topic that's kept scholars occupied for years. Surely it's the AGS, strong enough to KO people in most situations? Or maybe the Twisted Bow, making bossing a breeze to the point where it's meta against every newly released boss by default? Perhaps the Scythe of Vitur, so massive it'll hit 3 enemies in one swing without losing any damage output? Nope, this blunt son of a bitch is lowering your defence and basically you are fucking stupid | ||
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99 | """Great""" Kourend | 
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The most ambitious piece of content added to the game since launch, literally a whole new continent full of things to do and ways to train and just plain spend time admiring the landscape. 3rd full rework coming soon guys, it'll be good this time we promise so please visit our continent | ||
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1 | >1 def | 
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A rare and slowly dying breed who take great pride in the fact that hitting them is really really easy. Spend most of their time in PvP worlds talking shit and unsuccessfully rushing people with a dds. Zerkers are cooler anyway | ||
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60 | Champ | 
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Why does he wear the d med helm? Is it a fashionscape statement or does he know something we don't? The answer may shock you. In reality he's just a cute noob who thinks he's geared out and slaying it |
Bench
| Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | ||
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99 | HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT OSRS | 
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MAN COLLECTS STREAMER CLIPS OSRS FROM TWITCH OSRS. UPLOADS TO YOUTUBE OSRS. MAKES TITLE, THUMBNAIL OSRS CLICKBAIT OSRS. GETS OSRS LOTS OF VIEWERS OSRS, LOVED BY COMMUNITY OSRS. CHANNEL SHUT DOWN OSRS CAN'T BELIEVE IT OSRS REST IN PEACE OSRS | ||
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99 | Penance Runner | 
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Just look at him go. He may be the demonic spawn of an 8-legged cross-breed between a spider and a larva but he's strangely cute and most likely non-lethal even if you get close | ||
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99 | Dosh Dragon | 
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More like Pathetic Weakling am I right? Zulrah is so 2015, all the cool kids are making bank on Vorkath now. You're good enough to do Dragon Slayer II, right? | ||
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99 | rz-kek | 
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Cute little blob of lava. Tries its best to melt your shins off in an adorable way but isn't very good at its job. The real purpose of its existence is to provide heals off Guthans, split into two and provide even more heals off Guthans | ||
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99 | D Scim Pls | 
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The thinking man's melee weapon of choice. Why waste money on a whip when you can buy a sick red scimitar for merely 60k a pop with zero chance of the price ever going up? It can even train strength, checkmate efficiencyfags | ||
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99 | Nieve | 
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Certified cutest slayer master every year without competition. A perfect blonde beauty with high-level gear thanking you personally for committing mass genocide for her sake time and time again. Just remember to never complete Monkey Madness II, the quest cape isn't all that cool anyway | ||
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99 | OSBotty | 
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It's legal as long as they pay Jagex their share, so you can play away without a fear of getting banned for greatly enhancing your gaming experience. Runelite, Konduit, Runeloader all be damned, OSBuddy is a true man's choice. Remember to >buy Pro and include it in all screenshots you post in /osg/ | ||
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99 | Buying GF | 
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10k a piece for a second-hand slag, anything better and you need to pay up pal. Better get that slayerscape going, you don't want to play alone now do you? | ||
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99 | Muh Ticks | 
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As if the grind wasn't soul-crushing already, now you can abuse game mechanics for a marginal increase in XP rates and a monumental increase in amount of time and effort spent staring at the screen. Watch out for carpal tunnel | ||
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99 | Agility Doggo | 
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Actually a squirrel but he follows you around and is loyal as heck so what's the difference? Super cute and fluffy and adorable and locked behind a horrible RNG-based grind in one of the worst skills to train in the game. Now stockpile some food and drinks and get on those rooftops, this might take a while | ||
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99 | Clueblogger | 
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Content scrolls are a fun and interactive way to enjoy your favourite MMORPG in a slightly less grindy way and you better remember to share pics of your loot with the folks in /osg/ no matter how shit it is. Just remember, that clue sitting in your bank could be a 3rd age waiting to be dug up | ||
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99 | ----Lad Line---- | 
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The easiest way to revive a dead chat. Pop one of these and everyone will scramble to be among the first to apply for lad status. For enhanced results be sure to announce that it was all a ruse and only people above the line are true lads |