| /r9k/
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| >tfw no gf ;_;
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| /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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| Founded
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c. Winter 2011-2012
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| IRL manager
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El Negrito !!0FiEhZGyS/D
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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480008
Maroon
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| Ranking
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22
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| Highest rank
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18 ((October, 2012))
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| Lowest rank
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33 ((July, 2012))
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| Top scorer
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Robot9001 (20)
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| Top assister
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(N/A)
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| Captain
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ROBOT9001
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| Website
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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| Nickname
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The Neckbears,
Arcanines,
Robots
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 12
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4
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13
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29
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41.38%
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| Elite Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Babby Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Team music
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| Kits
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The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.
Tactics
Autumn 2013 Export:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8onuf015p235516/
Roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 11
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WHITE KNIGHT
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| 39
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FEMINAZI (S24)
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| 13
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SPAGHETTI
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| 69
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LONER ANGER
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| 21
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FOREVER ALONE
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| 27
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INNOCENT PEDOPHILE
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| 5
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NECKBEARD
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| 25
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>TFW NO GF (S01, S02, S06, P06)
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| 16
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KISSLESS VIRGIN (S05, P04, P07)
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| 33
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SADFROG (S06, P03, P09)
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| 91
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ROBOT9001 (C) (S01, S06, P12, P18)
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 40
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WT SNACKS
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| 4
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MOOTBLOXX
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| 66
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MENTAL DISORDERS (S24)
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| 2
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BETA AS FUCK
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| 17
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DEGENERATE
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| 3
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NORMALFAG
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| 36
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CAPE&FEDORA
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| 30
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WIZARD
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| 22
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GREENTEXT
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| 6
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MISOGYNIST
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| 68
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CHAD THUNDERCOCK
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| 20
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OMEGLE
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Rivalries
/r9k/ vs. /adv/: The Beta Bowl
U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...
Cup History
Early managerless era
Due to not having a manager, /r9k/'s players could not do much to prove that they are not as beta as the board they represent. Despite not having any momentum going into the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup, The Robots managed to find their first win ever, and it was against /mlp/. Sadly, this was not enough to qualify for the Summer Cup. While trying to recover from this heartbreak, /r9k/ finished the Summer season with a 6-0 loss to /co/, the biggest defeat in the team's history.
A rise (of hatred from others) to the finals
In the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, Tr4pD00r !!Riz8Z+kuSO7 took /r9k/ to new heights, but like many other events in the cup, it did not happen without controversy. The group stage saw /r9k/ get 9 points after beating some questionable competition: /u/, a team copying /sp/'s Summer Cup tactics, /vg/, a team that was using tactics given to them by /u/'s manager at the time, and /b/, a team that was rigged.
At the Round of 16, /cm/ quickly crumbled against /r9k/ in a 5-0 loss where The Neckbears had a 4-0 lead at half time. Fans went from being simply shocked with /r9k/'s winning streak to hating the team after the Beta Bowl in the quarterfinals. Despite /adv/'s defense having three purple defenders, /r9k/ couldn't break through that weak defense and only had one shot on target. /adv/'s offense was not better and after 120 of dull football, and whiny commentary, it was time for penalty kicks. In the end, it came down to who could spill less spaghetti in their shots, and /r9k/ won 3-2 in the penalty shoot-out after /adv/ missed three shots. Numerous people have gone on to call this the worst match in cup history.
Up next in the semifinals, /tv/ was hoping for an easy win against a tired /r9k/ side, but Japanese Lettuce Hardcore and Sadfrog's doubles took /r9k/ to the finals. The viewers were upset at a cup favorite being eliminated by a hated team, but would get come pleasure out of the final. /wg/'s attack easily breached /r9k/'s tired defense as their fatigue finally caught up with them. A great run came to a pitiful end with a 5-1 loss.
A miserable run summed up in one image.
Winter 2013: The losing streak gets rolling
After a failed friendly rematch against /wg/, Tr4d00r surprisingly quit his job as /r9k/'s manager. He would go on to make an autistic confession about being Lo/lit/a some time later, and so his return to /r9k/ management was (and still is) unlikely at best.
Moose !ct1wZnSHeM took over the team for the 2013 4chan Winter Cup, and proceeded to go missing for two of the three group stage matches. Despite this, /sp/ surprisingly struggled against them, but managed to win 2-1 against the Autumn Babby Cup finalists. In the following match, /cm/ got their revenge on /r9k/ with a 4-0 blowout win. Since /x/ had also lost to /sp/ on the same match day, /cm/ and /sp/ both had 6 points, thus sending /r9k/ back to a Babby Cup before the group stage was over.
Both relegated teams had a mediocre match where /x/ got a consolation win over an /r9k/ side that went from being a cup finalist to being a punching bag for everyone. After the Winter Cup was over, it was pointed out on a /vg/ thread that Moose was a /sp/artan and he would be accused of sabotaging the team. Not much came from this because he already wanted to quit after such a bad run in the Winter Cup.
Another failed manager and Arab money
>tfw !!fjYpRE2R+u2 became /r9k/'s manager for the Spring season. After losing 4-2 to /diy/ in a game where /r9k/'s early 2-0 lead meant nothing, and becoming the first team to ever lose to /c/, some wondered if /r9k/ would ever break the losing streak. After /o/ won 3-2 against /r9k/, a single fan finally lost patience with the team. He would go around on Skype offering money to 4chan Cup managers so that they would manage /r9k/, and would name himself Muzzy !vceFUCKYOU on the /vg/ threads. This man would go on to explain that the money being paid would be a "microscopic portion" of inheritance money, and that despite not being from Saudi Arabia, he is, in fact, Arabic.
No one took him up on the offer, and /r9k/ continued to lose until the group stage was over.
Dual management for Autumn
The team's manager for the 2013 Spring Babby Cup misteriously disappeared after Dragongate, and because no one felt like challenging /r9k/, the team became inactive in the Summer. Eventually, /fit/zlsperger !!PUUQhs84Yb3 took over the team and changed his name to Ronery Robot after a failed run in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup. El Negrito !!0FiEhZGyS/D joined him to help out with tactical decisions, and at first, it seemed like success was in /r9k/'s future. In the Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, /r9k/ finally broke the losing streak and started a winning streak with wins against /g/ and /3/.
This run of good form did not continue in the actual 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. On the first match for The Robots, /r9k/ could only get a 1-0 win over a managerless /cgl/. Next, /pol/ continued their resurrection with a 4-2 win over /r9k/ where /pol/ scored three goals in under twenty minutes. The spaghetti would continue to flow in the match against /s4s/. At one point, /s4s/ was up 4-2, but /r9k/ came back to draw 4-4. This memorable comeback would only be turned into a heartbreaking end for /r9k/: /cgl/ won the match that followed against /pol/ 4-3 when the Seagulls only needed to win by one goal to take second place and crush /r9k/'s dreams. Upon the culmination of the group, Ronery Robot officially announced his retirement, saddened at not being able to take The Robots to the Winter Cup, but nonetheless glad at helping turn around what was once the laughingstock of the 4chan Cup. This will leave El Negrito in charge of /r9k/ for the future.
Match History
Official Matches
| Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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| February 12, 2012
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 /soc/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-1 D
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Unknown
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| February 25, 2012
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 /adv/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-3 L
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Unknown
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| March 23, 2012
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 /sci/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1-1 D
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 90+2' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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| March 24, 2012
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 /pol/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3-0 L
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| March 25, 2012
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 /mlp/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2-0 W
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54' Kissless Virgin
80' Robot9001
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| May 12, 2012
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/adv/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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0-2 L
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| May 16, 2012
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 /s/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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1-0 W
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78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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| June 2, 2012
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 /co/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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6-0 L
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| August 19, 2012
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 /ck/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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3-1 L
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78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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| September 2, 2012
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 /hr/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-1 D
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26' Robot9001
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| September 9, 2012
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 /cgl/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-0 W
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22' Robot9001
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| October 13, 2012
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 /u/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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3-2 W
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31' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
 37' Feito-chan
86' Robot9001
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| October 19, 2012
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 /b/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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2-1 W
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6', 67' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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| October 20, 2012
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 /vg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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3-2 W
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53', 60' Robot9001
81' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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| October 21, 2012
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 /cm/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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5-0 W
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2', 11', 16' Robot9001
25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
77' Sadfrog
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| October 21, 2012
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/adv/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0-0 W
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3-2 W on penalties
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| October 21, 2012
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 /tv/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4-2 W
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26', 90+2' Sadfrog
36', 87' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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| October 21, 2012
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 /wg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1-5 L
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25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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| December 8, 2012
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/wg/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
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1-2 L
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80' Robot9001
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| February 9, 2013
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 /sp/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup
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1-2 L
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82' Shores
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| February 15, 2013
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/cm/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup
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0-4 L
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| February 17, 2013
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 /x/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup
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1-2 L
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87' >tfw no gf
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| April 5, 2013
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 /diy/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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2-4 L
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1', 7' Robot9001
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| April 13, 2013
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 /c/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-4 L
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34' Robot9001
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| May 4, 2013
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 /o/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2-3 L
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61' Robot9001
84' >tfw no gf
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| May 10, 2013
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/u/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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0-3 L
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| May 12, 2013
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/mlp/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1-2 L
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6' >tfw no gf
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| September 28, 2013
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 /g/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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0-1 W
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58' Kissless Virgin
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| October 5, 2013
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 /3/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-3 W
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2' (pen.), 57' Robot9001
90' Sadfrog
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| November 16, 2013
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/cgl/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1-0 W
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38' Chad Thundercock
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| November 22, 2013
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/pol/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4-2 L
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6' >tfw no gf
21' Robot9001
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| November 24, 2013
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 /s4s/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4-4 D
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2', 67', 77' Robot9001
30' Kissless Virgin
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Invitationals
| Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Round
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Result
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Scorers
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| March 16, 2013
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 /m/
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Cup Finalists Cup
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Quarterfinals
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1-3 W
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39' Sadfrog
55' Normalfag
60' Robot9001
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| March 16, 2013
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/3/
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Cup Finalists Cup
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Semifinals
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4-3 L
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14' Robot9001
17', 44' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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| March 16, 2013
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/sp/
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Cup Finalists Cup
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Third Place Match
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1-2 L
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41' Robot9001
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