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'''[s4s]''' (stylized '''/s4s/''' for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools' joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T  M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team's cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]'s most recent cup performance was a '''3RD PLACE TROPHY''' at the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]], and as such they will be participating in the [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]. '''GED HYB! :DDD'''
[https://discord.gg/vRU8Pme We now have an ebin team Discord server for all you nice fans and funposters!]
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|motto= {{tt|Quis Tu Vertitis|Who Are You Quoting}}
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|date= [[Fifth Founding|May 17, 2013]]
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|first_date= 12 July 2013
|first_date= 12 July 2013
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|altanthem1_what= Group Stage Victory Anthem
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|altgh3_title= Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
|altgh3_title= Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
|nickname=[s4s]quatches <br/> Shitp4sterS <br/> Dubs FC
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'''[s4s]''' (stylized '''/s4s/''' for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the '''Shit 4chan Says''' board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by {{tt|Moot|who?}}, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T  M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch.
The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s] just won their first ever cupe in the [[2021 4chan World Cup]] LOLE!!!
[https://discord.gg/vRU8Pme this is nice team discord]


== Roster ==
== Roster ==
''See also:''
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*[[:/s4s/ Roster]]
{{main|/s4s/ Roster}}
*[[:/s4s/ Autumn 2018 Roster Poll Results]]
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File:s4steamphoto.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]].
File:s4steamphoto.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]].
File:S4steam17.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]].
File:S4steam17.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]].
File:Summer_19_s4s.jpg|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]].
File:S4s2021teampic.png| The [s4s] team photo after winning the [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
</gallery>
</gallery>


== Team History ==
== Team History ==
''For earlier history: [[/s4s/ history]]''
''For earlier history: [[/s4s/ history]]''
=== 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===
A second consecutive 6-point heartbreak for [s4s] meant that things had to be shaken up. Ojamajo Doremi, Spikeman, and {{tt|Kogasa|Eh? You've Never Seen A Pair Of Breasts Before?}}, as well as former team stalwarts le millenom grill, D A N K M E M E S, and BAVI were all sacked, replaced with debutants Flube, zrg, and Merula,  as well as [[/s4s/ Roster#Reserves|Reserves]] promotions Introducing, Jack Ruselel, and Dubs. The draw saw [s4s] put into Group A, along with some very, very familiar faces: [[/o/]], who [s4s] had played twice prior (the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|2013 Autumn Fetus]], and the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 Spring Babby]]), [[/wsg/]], another opponent from the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and [[/mlp/]], who [s4s] played in [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|their magical Winter 2015]] run.
As for the matches, it could be said much of the Cup's audience underestimated Dubs FC, with what came next. The curtain raiser for [s4s]'s Autumn saw them take on /o/. With goals coming from Topkek and a Bateman penalty after Squids viciously brought him down from behind, [s4s] trounced /o/ 2-0. The dominant [s4s] defense and deadly attack seen in that match would follow [s4s] into the remaining two group stage games. The second match saw [s4s] take on /mlp/, who were arguably fallen giants after their disappointing run in [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|the prior Summer]]. A 4th minute goal from Cup legend {{greentext|rape}} saw the ponies take an early lead, but from then on it was all [s4s]. [s4s] equalized 9 minutes later, thanks to a heavily deflected effort from Nice Grill hitting the back of the net. In the 33rd minute, /mlp/ centerback Thanks M.A. Larson dawdled in possession, Keksandra closed him down brilliantly and played a lovely ball to Topkek. He rifled a first-time effort past Hasbro Internet Security and [s4s] took the lead. Following the half-time restart, Patrick Bateman almost extended [s4s]'s lead immediately, with a powerful shot unluckily rifling off the crossbar. But, he wouldn't have to wait long to do just that. In the 52nd, fullback Jack Ruselel charged up the right wing and played an excellent sliding ball in to Bateman, who hit the back of the net from close range and made it 3-1, and the strength of the [s4s]quatch defense meant the score at full time was just that. Despite [s4s] winning both of their first two matches, promotion was not 100% percent confirmed, meaning a swing in goal-difference large enough would see yet another heartbreak come [s4s]'s way. From the 10th minute on in the final match against /wsg/, it was evident that this would not be happening, however. Nice Grill charged into the box and tapped it past Get Out, grabbing her 2nd goal of the campaign. Gondola brought it level in the 19th minute, but it turned out to be little more than a consolation as from that point on, the floodgates were open. A well-worked corner saw Keksandra head it in to give [s4s] the lead, a lead they would further extend through another excellent cross from Ebin to Topkek four minutes after played resumed. Subs were brought on at 64' and 75', one of whom was Flowre, who infamously received a red card in a certain match against /gd/. Now a midfielder, Flowre would potentially have a chance to redeem herself, and in the 85th minute, she would do just that. A free kick to [s4s] saw the ball fall directly to her feet, and she let off a first-time volley which flew into the net to make it 4-1. The referees signaled for a minimum of four minutes of added time, and [s4s] would make use of every minute of those four and then some. A failed headed clearance by /wsg/ saw the ball go to to Topkek, who in turn headed it to Keksandra, whose half-volley goal in the 97th minute would be the last kick of the game, as the match ended in a commanding 5-1 victory.
This meant [s4s] had finally successfully promoted back to the Elites, doing so in dominant fashion: the final table would show [s4s] achieving the storied 9 Point Master Race with 10 Goals For against an impressive 2 Goals Against. [s4s] were at that point among the favorites to win the entire Cup, but sadly, these dreams were quickly and agonizingly dashed. The Round Of 16 draw [s4s] face /wg/ in the first match of the penultimate day of competition. An unprecedented two-at-the-back formation saw /wg/ overload the midfield, allowing them to take the lead in the 12th minute through I Am Very Sad, a lead they would hold until halftime. Bateman would equalize for Dubs FC with just over 30 minutes to go, and that 1-1 scoreline would hold through past full time, as well as the first half of extra time. However, as play resumed, the unthinkable happened. /wg/ kicked off with Helios receiving the pass in the center circle, and in an attempt to win the ball, Bateman played an absolutely abhorrent challenge, two-footing the Greek from behind. He was sent off. It was the first card of his career. It came 19 seconds into the second half. The Ess-Force, now a man down, immediately parked the bus, desperate to hold on until penalties. They would valiantly do just that. Sadly, they could not steal the match from the spot, with poorly placed kicks from :^) and Swaglord sending [s4s] crashing out, 1(4)-1(3). However, the result only stung so much, as [s4s] could now look towards the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] with desire and ambition.


== Match History ==
== Match History ==
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 12, 2013
|July 12, 2013
|
|{{team away|gd}}
{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|1-3 L
[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|<small>{{goal|86||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" | 3-1 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|July 20, 2013
Shrek {{goal|86}}
|{{team away|b}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| July 20, 2013
|align=center|1-0 W
|
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Quads <br></small>
{{team away|b}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align="center" |
|September 21, 2013
[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|{{team away|an}}
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|
|align=center|0-2 L
Quads {{goal|22}}
|<small></small>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 21, 2013
|September 29, 2013
|
|{{team away|fa}}
{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|1-0 W
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|<small>{{goal|37||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" | 2-0 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|October 25, 2013
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|o}}
| October 5, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|
|align=center|4-2 W
{{team away|fa}}
|<small>{{goal|14||41||}} Shrek <br>{{goal|36||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|49||}} Top Kek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|October 26, 2013
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|{{team away|wsg}}
|
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
Shrek {{goal|36}}
|align=center|2-1 W
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|<small>{{goal|73||77||}} Shrek <br></small>
| October 25, 2013
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|October 27, 2013
{{team away|o}}
|{{team away|3}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|3-0 W
| align="center" | 4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|71||79||}} Shrek <br>{{goal|51||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
Shrek {{goal|13||40}}<br />Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}<br />Top Kek {{goal|48}}
|October 27, 2013
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|lgbt}}
| October 26, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|
|align=center|1-1 D
{{team away|3}}
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|November 16, 2013
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|{{team away|pol}}
|
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}<br />Shrek {{goal|70||78}}
|align=center|1-2 L
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Shrek <br></small>
| October 27, 2013
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|
|November 22, 2013
{{team away|wsg}}
|{{team away|cgl}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|1-1 D
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Shrek <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
Shrek {{goal|70||77}}
|November 24, 2013
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|r9k}}
| October 27, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|4-4 D
{{team away|lgbt}}
|<small>{{goal|19||38||53||66||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|January 11, 2014
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|{{team away|vg}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
Shrek {{goal|65}}
|align=center|0-1 L
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|<small></small>
| November 16, 2013
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|
|January 19, 2014
{{team away|pol}}
|{{team away|trv}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|1-1 D
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|<small>{{goal|57||}} Shrek <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
Shrek {{goal|34}}
|April 6, 2014
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|o}}
| November 22, 2013
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-2 L
{{team away|cgl}}
|<small>{{goal|90+1||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|April 11, 2014
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|{{team away|tv}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
Shrek {{goal|65}}
|align=center|3-3 D
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|<small>{{goal|60||}} [s4s]-Tan <br>{{goal|17||72||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
| November 24, 2013
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|April 13, 2014
{{team away|r9k}}
|{{team away|vr}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|1-0 W
| align="center" | 4-4 D
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}
|April 19, 2014
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|{{team away|hr}}
| January 11, 2014
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|2-1 W
{{team away|vg}}
|<small>{{goal|14||71||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
|April 26, 2014
| align="center" | 1-0 L
|{{team away|ic}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|align=center|0-5 L
| January 19, 2014
|<small></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
{{team away|trv}}
|May 31, 2014
| align="center" |
|{{team away|lgbt}}
[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|align=center|1-2 L
|
|<small>{{goal|63||}} Patrick Bateman  <br></small>
Shrek {{goal|56}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|June 7, 2014
| April 6, 2014
|{{team away|hm}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
{{team away|o}}
|align=center|2-1 W
| align="center" |
|<small>{{goal|35||40||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|July 19, 2014
|
|{{team away|soc}}
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|align=center|4-2 W
| April 11, 2014
|<small>{{goal|17||38||}} Cory Baxter <br>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|83||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
{{team away|tv}}
|July 25, 2014
| align="center" |
|{{team away|pol}}
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align="center" | 3-3 D
|align=center|2-2 D
|
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Cory Baxter <br>{{goal|75||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}<br> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|July 27, 2014
| April 13, 2014
|{{team away|asp}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
{{team away|vr}}
|align=center|1-2 L
| align="center" |
|<small>{{goal|74||}} Topkek <br></small>
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|August 2, 2014
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}
|{{team away|x}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| April 19, 2014
|align=center|1-1 L (AET)
|
|<small>{{goal|82||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
{{team away|hr}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align="center" |
|February 14, 2015
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|{{team away|m}}
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}
|align=center|3-0 W
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|<small>{{goal|9||77||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|30||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
| April 26, 2014
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|February 20, 2015
{{team away|ic}}
|{{team away|x}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]
|align=center|5-0 W
| align="center" | 5-0 L
|<small>{{goal|42||}} Dubs <br>{{goal|45+0||59||61||67||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 22, 2015
| May 31, 2014
|{{team away|mlp}}
|
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
{{team away|lgbt}}
|align=center|1-1 D
| align="center" |  
|<small>{{goal|4||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|February 28, 2015
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}
|{{team away|sci}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| June 7, 2014
|align=center|3-0 W
|
|<small>{{goal|45+1||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|14||70||}} D A N K M E M E S <br></small>
{{team away|hm}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align="center" |
|March 1, 2015
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|{{team away|tg}}
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|26||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|17||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 31, 2015
|{{team away|mu}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|65||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 2, 2015
|{{team away|sci}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|4||74||83||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 8, 2015
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-4 L
|<small>{{goal|13||44||70||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 24, 2015
|{{team away|3}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 30, 2015
|{{team away|a}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|71||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 1, 2015
|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W
|<small>{{goal|4||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|30||}} [s4s]-tan <br>{{goal|42||}} Ebin <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 8, 2015
|{{team away|adv}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|87||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|18||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 14, 2015
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|31||78||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|40||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|111||}} Snek Court <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 15, 2015
|{{team away|pol}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 20, 2016
|{{team away|g}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|4-0 W
|<small>{{goal|7||73||85||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|29||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|February 26, 2016
|{{team away|r9k}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|25||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 28, 2016
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|0-4 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|March 5, 2016
|{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-2 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|59||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|41||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|March 6, 2016
|{{team away|mu}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|45+3||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|14||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|August 6, 2016
|{{team away|m}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small>{{goal|38||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|61||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 12, 2016
|{{team away|tv}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|42||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 14, 2016
|{{team away|biz}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|30||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|53||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 20, 2016
|{{team away|adv}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 11, 2017
|{{team away|n}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|21||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|53||80||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 17, 2017
|{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 19, 2017
|{{team away|u}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|38||43||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 25, 2017
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-5 L
|<small>{{goal|45+0||58||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 28, 2017
|{{team away|his}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 30, 2017
|{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-3 D
|<small>{{goal|48||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|7||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 5, 2017
|{{team away|wg}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 27, 2017
|{{team away|a}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|45+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 29, 2017
|{{team away|vp}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|21||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 4, 2017
|{{team away|r9k}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|15||59||}} TOPKEK <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 4, 2018
|{{team away|jp}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|23||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{owngoal|30||}} Slut Sanae <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 6, 2018
|{{team away|a}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|19||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 11, 2018
|{{team away|t}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|87||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|41||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 13, 2018
|{{team away|c}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|90+2||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|8||53||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 26, 2018
|{{team away|o}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|69||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|51||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 28, 2018
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|52||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|33||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|13||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 3, 2018
|{{team away|wsg}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|5-1 W
|<small>{{goal|45+4||90+7||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|49||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|10||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|85||}} Flowre <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 10, 2018
|{{team away|wg}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 L (PK)
|<small>{{goal|59||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 16, 2019
|{{team away|vr}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|5-2 W
|<small>{{goal|52||87||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|11||28||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 22, 2019
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-5 L
|<small>{{goal|81||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|18||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 24, 2019
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|7-3 W
|<small>{{goal|58||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|50||62||71||77||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|6||37||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|March 2, 2019
|{{team away|g}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|5-4 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|22||41||51||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|105+2||117||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|March 3, 2019
|{{team away|biz}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|47||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|68||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|88||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|March 3, 2019
|{{team away|3}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L (AET)
|<small>{{goal|38||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|March 3, 2019
|{{team away|vg}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W
|<small>{{goal|83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|13||18||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+1||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 20, 2019
|{{team away|c}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 26, 2019
|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-4 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 28, 2019
|{{team away|k}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Patrick Bateman  <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 25, 2019
|{{team away|wsg}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-5 L
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 27, 2019
|{{team away|b}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|November 2, 2019
|{{team away|bant}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-3 D
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|51||90+2||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 11, 2020
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|73||83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|39||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|April 11, 2020
|{{team away|aco}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|April 12, 2020
|{{team away|y}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|17||}} ses <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 24, 2020
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|6||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 26, 2020
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|18||29||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|48||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 2, 2020
|{{team away|trv}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|7-3 W
|<small>{{goal|14||61||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|64||68||74||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|45+3||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|85||}} Flowre <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 9, 2020
|{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|72||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|18||}} ses <br>{{goal|52||}} Flowre <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 10, 2020
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 17, 2020
|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-4 L
|<small>{{goal|58||71||90+3||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 19, 2020
|{{team away|int}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|37||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 25, 2020
|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|75||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 23, 2020
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|20||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|48||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 25, 2020
|{{team away|d}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|8||48||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 31, 2020
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|33||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 10, 2021
|{{team away|cgl}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 18, 2021
|{{team away|m}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small>{{goal|83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|41||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|July 30, 2021
|{{team away|h}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small>{{goal|33||52||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|44||82||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 8, 2021
|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|3-3 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|11||53||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 14, 2021
|{{team away|soc}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|32||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|93||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|9||35||83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|101||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|40||49||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+4||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|14||}} Snek Court <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|b}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|90+2||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|6||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|35||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 22, 2021
|{{team away|x}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-5 L
|<small>{{goal|80||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 24, 2021
|{{team away|vm}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|5-2 W
|<small>{{goal|24||30||41||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+4||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|52||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 5, 2021
|{{team away|bant}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 7, 2021
|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|55||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 30, 2022
|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|7||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 6, 2022
|{{team away|d}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|80||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|60||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 8, 2022
|{{team away|t}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|29||85||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|15||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 14, 2022
|{{team away|p}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|63||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|17||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 21, 2022
|{{team away|h}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|16||80||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|9||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|ck}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|17||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|85||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 30, 2022
|{{team away|n}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|August 5, 2022
|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|33||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 7, 2022
|{{team away|tv}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|50||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|28||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 13, 2022
|{{team away|co}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|73||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|January 27, 2023
|{{team away|int}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|5-1 W
|<small>{{goal|6||71||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|45||49||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|58||}} Bury Ebil <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|January 29, 2023
|{{team away|vp}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 19, 2014
|February 4, 2023
|
|{{team away|tg}}
{{team away|soc}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|3-2 W
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|3||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|29||59||}} Keksandra <br></small>
| align="center" | 4-2 W
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}<br>Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}<br>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}
|February 11, 2023
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|t}}
| July 26, 2014
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-2 L
{{team away|pol}}
|<small>{{goal|61||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-2 D
|
Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}<br>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 27, 2014
|
{{team away|asp}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|
Topkek {{goal|73}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 27, 2014
|
{{team away|x}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]
| align="center" | 1(6)-1(5) L
|
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 14, 2015
|
{{team away|m}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|
Topkek {{goal|8||76}}<br>Nice Grill {{goal|29}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 20, 2015
|
{{team away|x}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 5-0 W
|
Dubs {{goal|41}}<br>Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 22, 2015
|
{{team away|mlp}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 28, 2015
|
{{team away|sci}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|
D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 1, 2015
|
{{team away|tg}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]
| align="center" | 3-2 L
|
Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}<br>Nice Grill {{goal|25}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 31, 2015
|
{{team away|mu}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 1-1 D
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 2, 2015
|
{{team away|sci}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 4-1 W
|[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}<br/>Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 8, 2015
|
{{team away|gd}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 4-3 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 24, 2015
|
{{team away|3}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 1-0 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 30, 2015
|
{{team away|a}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 3-1 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 1, 2015
|
{{team away|toy}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 4-3 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}<br/>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}<br/> Ebin {{goal|42}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 8, 2015
|
{{team away|adv}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 14, 2015
|
{{team away|sp}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]
|align="center" | 4-3 W {{tt|(a.e.t.)|After Extra Time}}
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}<br/> Topkek {{goal|40}}<br/> Snek Court {{goal|111}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 15, 2015
|
{{team away|pol}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]
|align="center" | 2-0 L
|
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 20, 2016
|
{{team away|g}}
| align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 4-0 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}<br/> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 26, 2015
|
{{team away|r9k}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 1-1 D
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 28, 2016
|
{{team away|gd}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 4-0 L
|
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 5, 2016
|
{{team away|asp}}
| align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| align="center" | 2(4)-2(3) W
|Nice Grill {{goal|41}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 6, 2016
|
{{team away|mu}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]
|align="center" | 3-2 L
|Topkek {{goal|14}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| August 6, 2016
|
{{team away|m}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 2-2 D
|Topkek {{goal|38}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|61}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 12, 2016
|
{{team away|tv}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|Topkek {{goal|35}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 14, 2016
|
{{team away|biz}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|30}}<br/> Nice Grill {{goal|53}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 20, 2016
|
{{team away|adv}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16]]
|align="center" | 3-0 L
|
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 11, 2017
|
{{team away|n}}
|align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 3-1 W
|Topkek {{goal|21}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|53||80|}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 17, 2017
|
{{team away|asp}}
|align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 1-0 L
|
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 19, 2017
|
{{team away|u}}
|align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|Topkek {{goal|38||43}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 25, 2017
|
{{team away|gd}}
|align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
|align="center" | 5-2 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+0||58}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 28, 2017
|
{{team away|his}}
| align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 3-2 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|18}}<br/> Keksandra {{goal|90+2}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 30, 2017
|
{{team away|asp}}
| align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 3-3 D
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|48||90+0}}<br/> Keksandra {{goal|7}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 5, 2017
|
{{team away|wg}}
| align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 1-2 L
| Keksandra {{goal|90+2}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 27, 2017
|
{{team away|a}}
| align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 1-3 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+0}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 29, 2017
|
{{team away|vp}}
| align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 1-2 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|21||90+0}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 29, 2017
|
{{team away|r9k}}
| align="center" |
[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-1 W
| TOPKEK {{goal|15||59}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 4,2018
|
{{team away|jp}}
| align="center" |
[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-0 W
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|23|}} <br/> Slut Sanae {{owngoal|30}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc
| May 6,2018
|
{{team away|a}}
| align="center" |
[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 1-2 L
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|19|}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc
| May 11,2018
|
{{team away|t}}
| align="center" |
[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-3 L
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|41|}} <br/> Keksandra {{goal|87|}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 14, 2018
|
{{team away|c}}
| align="center" |
[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 3-1 W
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|8||53}} <br/> Keksandra {{goal|90+2|}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 26, 2018
|
{{team away|o}}
| align="center" |
[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-0 W
| Topkek {{goal|51}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|69|pen.}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 28, 2018
|  
{{team away|mlp}}
| align="center" |
[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 3-1 W
| Nice Grill {{goal|13}} <br/> Topkek {{goal|33}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|52}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 3, 2018
|
{{team away|wsg}}
| align="center" |
[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 5-1 W
| Nice Grill {{goal|10}} <br/> Keksandra {{goal|45+4||90+7}} <br/> Topkek {{goal|49}} <br/> Flowre {{goal|85}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 10, 2018
|
{{team away|wg}}
| align="center" |
[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]
| align="center" | 1(4)-1(3) L
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 16, 2018
|
{{team away|vr}}
| align="center" |
[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 5-2 W
| Topkek {{goal|11||28}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|52||87}} <br/> Keksandra {{goal|66}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 22, 2019
|
{{team away|mlp}}
| align="center" |
[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 5-2 L
| Keksandra {{goal|18}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|81}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 24, 2019
|
{{team away|sp}}
| align="center" |
[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 7-3 W
| Topkek {{goal|6||37}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|58}} <br/> Keksandra {{goal|50||62||61||77}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 2, 2019
|
{{team away|g}}
| align="center" |
[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| align="center" | 5-4 W {{tt|(a.e.t.)|After Extra Time}}
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|22||41||51}} <br/> Topkek {{goal|105+2||117}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 3, 2019
|
{{team away|biz}}
| align="center" |
[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]
| align="center" | 3-1 W
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|47}} <br/> Keksandra {{goal|68}} <br/> Topkek {{goal|88}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 3, 2019
|
{{team away|3}}
| align="center" |
[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals]]
| align="center" | 1-2 L {{tt|(a.e.t.)|After Extra Time}}
| Topkek {{goal|38}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 3, 2019
|
{{team away|vg}}
| align="center" |
[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match]]
| align="center" | 4-3 W
| Keksandra {{goal|13||18}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|83}} <br/> Nice Grill {{goal|90+1}}
|}</div>
|}</div>


===Tournament History===
===Tournament History===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
|-
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#F6F6F6"| Competition
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#F6F6F6"| Win
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#F6F6F6"| Draw
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#F6F6F6"| Loss
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#F6F6F6"| End result
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#F6F6F6"| Notes
|-
| All friendlies || 3||1||4  || || {{greentext|friendliest team}} <br> {{greentext|lose most of your friendlies}}
|-
| [[File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] || 3||1||0 || 1st - Qualified || {{greentext|""""winning"""" a fetus}}
|-
| [[File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 0||2||1 || 25th - Relegated || {{greentext|almost losing to autopilot /cgl/}} <br> {{greentext|letting it slip against /r9k/}}
|-
| [[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 2||1||2 || 16th - Promoted || {{greentext|getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/}}
|-
| [[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||2 || 10th - Held Promotion || First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
|-
| [[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] || 3||1||1 || 5th - Held Promotion || Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
|-
| [[File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||1 || 17th - Relegated || [[File:Kerning10000.png|25px]]
|-
| [[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 4||0||2 || 5th - Promoted || {{greentext|SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH}}
|-
| [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2||1||2 || 7th - Held Promotion || {{greentext|lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again}}
|-
| [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] || 2||1||1 || 15th - Held Promotion || Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/
|-
| [[File:WC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2||0||2 || 15th - Held Promotion || THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
|-
| [[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] || 0||1||2 || 28th - Relegated || The Dark Era begins.
|-
| [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 2||0||1 || 17th - Relegated || The first of two 6-Point Hells.
|-
| [[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 2||0||1 || 19th - Relegated || YOU GOT BEAT BY /T/. <br> The second of the aforementioned Hells.
|-
| [[File:ABC18_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 3||0||1 || 11th - Promoted || Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman. <br> Nice dubs though.
|-
| [[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] || 4||0||2 || 3rd - Held Promotion || WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.
|}
 
== Statistics and Honors ==
=== Player Statistics ===
<small>Note: players in ''italics'' are no longer active.</small>
 
{| class="wikitable" width=33% style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; float: left; position: relative;"
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Player </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Goals </font>
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Patrick Bateman
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 64
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Keksandra|Includes goals scored as [s4s]-Tan}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 30
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Topkek|Includes goals scored as Top Kek}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 26
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Shrek''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 17
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Nice Grill
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 6
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Cory Baxter''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''D A N K M E M E S''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Ebin|Includes assist as Ebin :^)}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Snek Court
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Flowre
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Quads''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|}
{| class="wikitable" width=33% style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; float: left; position: relative;"
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Player </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} </font>
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Topkek|Includes assists as Top Kek}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 21
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Patrick Bateman
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 18
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Keksandra|Includes assists as [s4s]-Tan}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 12
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Nice Grill
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 11
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Ebin|Includes assist as Ebin :^)}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 9
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''D A N K M E M E S''
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Competition
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 5
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Win
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Draw
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Loss
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| End result
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Notes
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | :^)
| All friendlies || 5||1||7  || || {{greentext|friendliest team}} <br> {{greentext|lose most of your friendlies}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Shrek''
| [[File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|25px|link=]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] || 3||1||0 || 1st - Qualified || {{greentext|""""winning"""" a fetus}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Snek Court
| [[File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 0||2||1 || 25th - Relegated || {{greentext|almost losing to autopilot /cgl/}} <br> {{greentext|letting it slip against /r9k/}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Jack Ruselel
| [[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 2||1||2 || 16th - Promoted || {{greentext|getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Ses
| [[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px|link=]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||2 || 10th - Held Promotion || First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Ass
| [[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] || 3||1||1 || 5th - Held Promotion || Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Bury Smolhead
| [[File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||1 || 17th - Relegated || [[File:Kerning10000.png|25px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Cowe
| [[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 4||0||2 || 5th - Promoted || {{greentext|SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Yosho
| [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2||1||2 || 7th - Held Promotion || {{greentext|lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Youd Be Surprise
| [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px|link=]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] || 2||1||1 || 15th - Held Promotion || Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Awoo~''
| [[File:WC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2||0||2 || 15th - Held Promotion || THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Cory Baxter''
| [[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] || 0||1||2 || 28th - Relegated || The Dark Era begins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Me On The Left''
| [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 2||0||1 || 17th - Failed to Promote || The first of two 6-Point Hells.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Ojamajo Doremi''
| [[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px|link=]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 2||0||1 || 19th - Failed to Promote || YOU GOT BEAT BY /t/. <br> The second of the aforementioned Hells.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Yee''
| [[File:ABC18_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 3||0||1 || 11th - Promoted || Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman. <br> Nice dubs though.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-style="background:#CD7F32"
| [[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] || 4||0||2 || 3rd Place - Held Promotion || WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''zrg''
| [[File:Summer19 C.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]  || 0||1||2 || 29th Place - Relegated|| Third Place curse strikes
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|}
{| class="wikitable" width=33% style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; float: left; position: relative;"
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Player </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} </font>
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Walruse'
| [[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]  || 0||1||2 || 30th Place - Failed to Promote || rude autopilot
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 50
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | #fortune
| [[File:SBC20 Design Aq.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] || 1 || 2 || 0 || 2nd Place - Qualified || Escaped the uterus
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 29
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Doge''
| [[File:SBC20 Design Aq.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 4 || 0 || 1 || 7th Place - Promoted || 9 point curse (lost in Quarter Finals)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 28
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''{{tt|Kogasa|Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?}}''
| [[File:SC20 Design E2.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]] || 0 || 1 || 2 || 28th Place - Relegated || not nice
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 27
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Swaglord|Now a midfielder}}
| [[File:ABC20 Design F.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 0 || 0 || 3 || 28th Place - Relegated || barely avoided the spoon lole
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 20
|-style="background:#DAA520"
| [[File:WoC21 Design E.png|25px|link=]] [[2021 4chan World Cup]] || 6 || 1 || 1 || 1st Place - Champions || HALLELUJAH
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Youd Be Suprise
| [[File:ABC21 Design C.png|25px|link=]] [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 2 || 0 || 2 || 21st Place - Failed to Promote || {{greentext|bateman gets a 9.0}} <br> {{greentext|fail to promote}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 8
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Le Purple Palmtree Man''
| [[File:SBC22 Design D.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 6 || 0 || 2 || 4th Place - Promoted || 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 5
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''My OC''
| [[File:SC22 Design G.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1 || 1 || 2 || 11th Place - Held Promotion || check'em
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Slowpoke''
| [[File:WC23 Design G.png|25px|link=]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2 || 0 || 2 || 12th Place - Held Promotion || off by fun
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Donut Man''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
|}
|}
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=== Individual Honors ===
=== Individual Honors ===
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Boot:</span>''' <br> '''Shrek''', 7 goals
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Boot:</span> <br> Shrek''', 7 goals
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:</span>''' <br> '''Patrick Bateman''', 5 assists
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:</span> <br> Patrick Bateman''', 5 assists
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament:</span>''' <br> '''Cory Baxter''', vs. /pol/
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament:</span> <br> Cory Baxter''', vs. /pol/
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:</span>''' <br> '''Ebin, Nice Grill'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:</span> <br> Ebin, Nice Grill'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> Player of the Tournament:'''</span> <br> '''Patrick Bateman'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> Player of the Tournament:</span> <br> Patrick Bateman'''
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]]''' <br> ''' <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Best Player Comeback|Along with /3/, /gd/, /vg/}}</span><br>Keksandra
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> {{tt|Joint|Along with Blender of /3/, Glitch Art of /gd/, Kerning of /gd/, and Gogeta Da of /vg/}} Best Player
(Most MOTM Awards)</span><br>Keksandra'''
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament</span><br>Nice Grill'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Glove</span><br>#fortune'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Player of the Tournament</span><br>Patrick Bateman, #fortune'''
File:SBC22 Design D.png|'''[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> {{tt|Joint|Along with Hitler of /pol/}} Golden Ball </span><br>Keksandra'''
</gallery>
</gallery>


=== Team Honors ===
=== Team Honors ===
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''[s4s] - /tg/'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> [s4s] - /tg/'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Best Matches</span>''' <br>  
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Best Matches</span>''' <br>  
File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''/gd/ - [s4s]'''
File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> /gd/ - [s4s]'''
File:ABC15_Design_G.png|'''[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''[s4s] - /sp/'''
File:ABC15_Design_G.png|'''[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> [s4s] - /sp/'''
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]]''' <br> ''' <span style="color: #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>''' <br>
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>''' <br>
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament, Biggest Upset</span> <br> [s4s] - /mlp/'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Team of the Tournament, Most Improved Team, Most Exciting Team</span>''' <br>
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>''' <br>
</gallery>
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=== Board Rivalries ===
=== Board Rivalries ===
==== '''Sh*tpost Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ====  
==== '''Sh*tpost Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ====  
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with <strike>ironic shitposting</strike> funposting, dubs threads, and <strike>useless content</strike> OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. The only {{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}} Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s]. '''Record: <span style="color:green">1W - 0D - 0L</span>'''
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with <strike>ironic shitposting</strike> funposting, dubs threads, and <strike>useless content</strike> OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. These teams have met twice, the first time was [s4s] second match ever, in which the s4squatches won 1-0. The second time they met was in the FINALS of the [[2021 4chan World Cup]], which [s4s] WON 3-1 for their first ever 1st place finish and a STAR. '''<span style="color:green">2W - 0D - 0L</span>'''


==== '''Dumb Frogposting Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ====  
==== '''Dumb Frogposting Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ====  
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. '''Record: <span style="color:green">1W - 2D - 0L</span>'''
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. '''<span style="color:green">1W - 2D - 0L</span>'''


=== Meta Rivalries ===
=== Meta Rivalries ===
==== '''"Seriously Guys It's Not Funny Anymore"''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ====  
==== '''THE ETERNAL RIVALRY IS GETTING BETTER''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ====  
[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies#July 12|Never]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/gd/ v /s4s/|ever]]'''. [[2015 4chan Summer Cup Group C#/gd/ v .5Bs4s.5D|NEVER]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage#/gd/ v /s4s/|EVER]]'''. '''Record: <span style="color:red">0W - 0D - 4L</span>'''
Thanks to a 3-1 win in the [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]], [s4s] finally got their first win against the grpahics dudes and THAT FUCKING CAT
Let's hope it will soon go our way :^^). '''<span style="color:red">1W - 0D - 5L</span>'''


==== '''Checkb Owl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ====
==== '''Checkb Owl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ====
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==== '''Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|mlp}} ====
==== '''Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|mlp}} ====
Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. Despite this, both teams again advanced. {{greentext|rape}} and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]. Yet ''again'', both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands all square, with each team having a win and a draw to their names. '''<span style="color:orange">1W - 1D - 1L</span>'''
Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. Despite this, both teams again advanced. {{greentext|rape}} and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]. Yet ''again'', both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands at [s4s] being ahead after knocking out the pones in a grueling Quarter Finals of the [[2021 4chan World Cup]] which was arguably the best match of the cup '''<span style="color:green">3W - 1D - 2L</span>'''


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:S4s w15 undisputed masterpiece.jpg|The [s4s]-[[/x/]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/x/ v /s4s/|match from Winter 2015]] summed up in one image.
File:S4s w15 undisputed masterpiece.jpg|The [s4s]-[[/x/]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/x/ v /s4s/|match from Winter 2015]] summed up in one image.
File:DANK.png|[s4s] doing what only [s4s] can.
File:DANK.png|[s4s] doing what only [s4s] can.
File:RusedByTheTan.png|[s4s] striker [s4s]-Tan ruses [[/adv/]] defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.
File:RusedByTheTan.png|Keksandra rusing [[/adv/]] defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.
File:S4ssummermedals.png|[s4s]'s [[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2017]] medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.
File:S4ssummermedals.png|[s4s]'s [[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2017]] medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.
File:S4shispregame.png|Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and [[/his/]]'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their [[2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C|match]].
File:S4shispregame.png|Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and [[/his/]]'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their [[2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C|match]].
File:KeksandraThirdPlaceTrophy.png|Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]].
File:Nice_Grill_90+2.png|[s4s] celebrating Nice Grill's 90+2 goal to tie their Round of 32 match 3-3 vs /vst/ during the [[2021 4chan World Cup]].
File:S4sallstarupdate.png|Nice artwork from a nice anon on le board of the allstar after the [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
File:Spring22_Pulitzer_Winner.png|Keksandra smugly blasted Top Kek in the nuts during the [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] and won the Pulitzer!
</gallery>
</gallery>


== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
{{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, <small>''on his favorite team in the cup :^)''</small>}}
{{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
On his favorite team in the cup :^)
 
 
{{Quote|IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]].
 
 
{{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}}}
After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].


{{Quote|IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, <small>''after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]'s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]''</small>}}


{{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, <small>''after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].''</small>}}
{{Quote|Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
{{Quote|Seeeess...|source={{Anonymous|Jack}}}}


{{Quote|Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--|source={{Anonymous|Kekkels}}}}
{{Quote|Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
{{Quote|Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be.|source={{Anonymous|Blinky}}}}
The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] Third Place Match against [[/vg/]].
{{Quote|Oh no, not ASS, if this ends with ASS... IT DOES, ASS WINS THE GAME FOR [s4s]!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
{{Quote|ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS|source={{Anonymous|Ken Ashcorp}}}}
Bors and Ken on [https://files.catbox.moe/3yixj8.mp4 the thrilling end to one of the best penalty shootouts from the 2021 World Cup]


== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
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* There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn '13, Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer '15, and Keksandra against [[/sp/]] in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.
* There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn '13, Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer '15, and Keksandra against [[/sp/]] in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.


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/s4s/
Quis Tu Vertitis
S4s logo.png
/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013
Owner ETi, Inc.
Gippo Dudee
IRL manager Mephitis !!v8t9nYkJLKq
Team colors
Chat color DAA520
Cheeky Grin Gold
Ranking 12 (increase 14)
Highest rank 3rd (Post-Spring Fetus '19)
Lowest rank 51st (Post-Winter '20)
Top scorer Patrick Bateman (106)
Top assister Keksandra (41)
Captain Patrick Bateman
Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Nickname [s4s]quatches
Shitp4sterS
Dubs FC
Home ground Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
57 18 45 120 47.5%
GF GA GD
249 217 +32
Biggest win
/s4s/ S4s icon.png 5–0 X icon.png /x/
20 February 2015
Biggest defeat
/ic/ Ic icon.png 5–0 S4s icon.png /s4s/
26 April 2014
First match
/gd/ Gd icon.png 3–1 S4s icon.png /s4s/
12 July 2013
Elite Cup
Appearances 12 (First in 2014 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 1st, 2021 4chan World Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 4th, 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem All Star
Group Stage Victory Anthem Jazz Star
RO16 Victory Anthem Romance Star Dead link
Keksandra MotM Victory Anthem Boris x Keksandra
Cup Champions Victory Anthem Valinor Quartet - Hallelujah
Goal horn Hip To Be Square
Alternate goal horn I Need Dubs (Dubs goalhorn and Brace goalhorn)
Alternate goal horn KEK (For Topkek)
Alternate goal horn Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
Kits
Home kit S4s home kit 2020 summer cup.png
Away kit S4saway-2016sc.png
Goalkeeper kit S4s goalkeeper kit 2015 summer cup.png
Third kit S4s kit 4.png
Fourth kit S4s kit 3.png
Fifth kit S4sthird-2016sc.png
Sixth kit S4s kit 6 2020 summer cup.png


[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by Moot, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch.

The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s] just won their first ever cupe in the 2021 4chan World Cup LOLE!!!

this is nice team discord

Roster

Roster

Main article: /s4s/ Roster
No. Position Player
199
GK
#fortune
55
CB
Jack Ruselel
33
CB
Swaglord
66
LB
I FAILED LIFE LOLE
8
RB
Spikeman
55
DMF
le millenom girl
11
CMF
Konata
3
AMF
Keksandra
100
SS
Nice Grill
111
SS
Top Kek
87
CF
Patrick Bateman Captain
No. Position Player
00
GK
Taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week
155
CB
BAVI
144
CB
Ass
99
CB
Snek Court
22
CB
Flowre
88
LB
Dubs
9
LB
:^)
19
RB
Yosho
65
RB
bury smolhead
101
DMF
Spikedog
535
DMF
ses
10
DMF
Bury Ebil

Team Photos

Team History

For earlier history: /s4s/ history

Match History

Match Date Opponent Competition Result Goal Scorers
July 12, 2013 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Goal 86' Shrek
July 20, 2013 B icon.png /b/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Goal 22' Quads
September 21, 2013 An icon.png /an/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 0-2 L
September 29, 2013 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Goal 37' Shrek
October 25, 2013 O icon.png /o/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 4-2 W Goal 14', 41' Shrek
Goal 36' Patrick Bateman
Goal 49' Top Kek
October 26, 2013 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-1 W Goal 73', 77' Shrek
October 27, 2013 3 icon.png /3/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-0 W Goal 71', 79' Shrek
Goal 51' Patrick Bateman
October 27, 2013 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-1 D Goal 66' Shrek
November 16, 2013 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 35' Shrek
November 22, 2013 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 D Goal 66' Shrek
November 24, 2013 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-4 D Goal 19', 38', 53', 66' Shrek
January 11, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 0-1 L
January 19, 2014 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Goal 57' Shrek
April 6, 2014 O icon.png /o/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 90+1' [s4s]-Tan
April 11, 2014 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-3 D Goal 60' [s4s]-Tan
Goal 17', 72' Patrick Bateman
April 13, 2014 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 43' Patrick Bateman
April 19, 2014 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 14', 71' Patrick Bateman
April 26, 2014 Ic icon.png /ic/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-5 L
May 31, 2014 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-2 L Goal 63' Patrick Bateman
June 7, 2014 Hm icon.png /hm/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Goal 35', 40' [s4s]-Tan
July 19, 2014 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 4-2 W Goal 17', 38' Cory Baxter
Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
Goal 83' [s4s]-Tan
July 25, 2014 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 2-2 D Goal 43' Cory Baxter
Goal 75' [s4s]-Tan
July 27, 2014 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 74' Topkek
August 2, 2014 X icon.png /x/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 L (AET) Goal 82' [s4s]-Tan
February 14, 2015 M icon.png /m/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 W Goal 9', 77' Topkek
Goal 30' Nice Grill
February 20, 2015 X icon.png /x/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 5-0 W Goal 42' Dubs
Goal 45+0', 59', 61', 67' Patrick Bateman
February 22, 2015 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-1 D Goal 4' [s4s]-Tan
February 28, 2015 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 W Goal 45+1' Patrick Bateman
Goal 14', 70' D A N K M E M E S
March 1, 2015 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Goal 26' Nice Grill
Goal 17' Patrick Bateman
July 31, 2015 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 65' Patrick Bateman
August 2, 2015 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 4-1 W Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
Goal 4', 74', 83' [s4s]-tan
August 8, 2015 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 3-4 L Goal 13', 44', 70' Patrick Bateman
October 24, 2015 3 icon.png /3/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
October 30, 2015 A icon.png /a/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 71' Patrick Bateman
November 1, 2015 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-3 W Goal 4', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 30' [s4s]-tan
Goal 42' Ebin
November 8, 2015 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 87' Patrick Bateman
Goal 18' [s4s]-tan
November 14, 2015 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-3 W (AET) Goal 31', 78' Patrick Bateman
Goal 40' Topkek
Goal 111' Snek Court
November 15, 2015 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-2 L
February 20, 2016 G icon.png /g/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 W Goal 7', 73', 85' Patrick Bateman
Goal 29' [s4s]-tan
February 26, 2016 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 1-1 D Goal 25' Patrick Bateman
February 28, 2016 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 0-4 L
March 5, 2016 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 W (AET) Goal 59' Patrick Bateman
Goal 41' Nice Grill
March 6, 2016 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Goal 45+3' Patrick Bateman
Goal 14' Topkek
August 6, 2016 M icon.png /m/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-2 D Goal 38' Topkek
Goal 61' Patrick Bateman
August 12, 2016 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 W Goal 35' Topkek
Goal 42' Patrick Bateman
August 14, 2016 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 W Goal 30' Patrick Bateman
Goal 53' Nice Grill
August 20, 2016 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 0-3 L
February 11, 2017 N icon.png /n/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Goal 21' Topkek
Goal 53', 80' Patrick Bateman
February 17, 2017 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 0-1 L
February 19, 2017 U icon.png /u/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 W Goal 38', 43' Topkek
February 25, 2017 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-5 L Goal 45+0', 58' Patrick Bateman
July 28, 2017 His icon.png /his/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 2-3 L Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+2' Keksandra
July 30, 2017 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 3-3 D Goal 48', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 7' Keksandra
August 5, 2017 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 66' Keksandra
October 27, 2017 A icon.png /a/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 45+0' Patrick Bateman
October 29, 2017 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 21', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
November 4, 2017 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 15', 59' TOPKEK
May 4, 2018 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 23' Patrick Bateman
Scored 30' Slut Sanae
May 6, 2018 A icon.png /a/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 19' Patrick Bateman
May 11, 2018 T icon.png /t/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 87' Keksandra
Goal 41' Patrick Bateman
May 13, 2018 C icon.png /c/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 90+2' Keksandra
Goal 8', 53' Patrick Bateman
October 26, 2018 O icon.png /o/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 69' Patrick Bateman
Goal 51' Topkek
October 28, 2018 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 52' Patrick Bateman
Goal 33' Topkek
Goal 13' Nice Grill
November 3, 2018 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-1 W Goal 45+4', 90+7' Keksandra
Goal 49' Topkek
Goal 10' Nice Grill
Goal 85' Flowre
November 10, 2018 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 L (PK) Goal 59' Patrick Bateman
February 16, 2019 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 5-2 W Goal 52', 87' Patrick Bateman
Goal 66' Keksandra
Goal 11', 28' Topkek
February 22, 2019 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 2-5 L Goal 81' Patrick Bateman
Goal 18' Keksandra
February 24, 2019 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 7-3 W Goal 58' Patrick Bateman
Goal 50', 62', 71', 77' Keksandra
Goal 6', 37' Topkek
March 2, 2019 G icon.png /g/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 5-4 W (AET) Goal 22', 41', 51' Patrick Bateman
Goal 105+2', 117' Topkek
March 3, 2019 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Goal 47' Patrick Bateman
Goal 68' Keksandra
Goal 88' Topkek
March 3, 2019 3 icon.png /3/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 1-2 L (AET) Goal 38' Topkek
March 3, 2019 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 4-3 W Goal 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 13', 18' Keksandra
Goal 90+1' Nice Grill
July 20, 2019 C icon.png /c/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0-1 L
July 26, 2019 I icon.png /i/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0-4 L
July 28, 2019 K icon.png /k/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 22' Patrick Bateman
October 25, 2019 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-5 L Goal 43' Keksandra
October 27, 2019 B icon.png /b/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1 L
November 2, 2019 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-3 D Goal 68' Patrick Bateman
Goal 51', 90+2' Keksandra
April 11, 2020 An icon.png /an/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-1 W Goal 73', 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 39' Nice Grill
April 11, 2020 Aco icon.png /aco/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-1 D Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
April 12, 2020 Y icon.png /y/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-2 D Goal 66' Patrick Bateman
Goal 17' ses
April 24, 2020 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 6' Patrick Bateman
April 26, 2020 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 18', 29' Patrick Bateman
Goal 48' Keksandra
May 2, 2020 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 7-3 W Goal 14', 61' Patrick Bateman
Goal 64', 68', 74' Keksandra
Goal 45+3' Nice Grill
Goal 85' Flowre
May 9, 2020 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-2 W Goal 72' Patrick Bateman
Goal 66' Keksandra
Goal 18' ses
Goal 52' Flowre
May 10, 2020 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-2 L
July 17, 2020 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 3-4 L Goal 58', 71', 90+3' Keksandra
July 19, 2020 Int icon.png /int/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 37' Patrick Bateman
July 25, 2020 I icon.png /i/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 75' Keksandra
October 23, 2020 An icon.png /an/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 20' Keksandra
Goal 48' Topkek
October 25, 2020 D icon.png /d/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 8', 48' Keksandra
October 31, 2020 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 33' Keksandra
July 10, 2021 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2021 4chan World Cup 0-1 L
July 18, 2021 M icon.png /m/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-2 D Goal 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 41' Keksandra
July 30, 2021 H icon.png /h/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-1 W Goal 33', 52' Patrick Bateman
Goal 44', 82' Keksandra
August 8, 2021 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2021 4chan World Cup 3-3 W (AET) Goal 11', 53' Keksandra
Goal 90+2' Nice Grill
August 14, 2021 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-1 W (AET) Goal 32' Patrick Bateman
Goal 93' Keksandra
August 15, 2021 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-3 W (AET) Goal 9', 35', 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 101' Nice Grill
August 15, 2021 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-2 W Goal 40', 49' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+4' Keksandra
Goal 14' Snek Court
August 15, 2021 B icon.png /b/ 2021 4chan World Cup 3-1 W Goal 90+2' Patrick Bateman
Goal 6' Topkek
Goal 35' Nice Grill
October 22, 2021 X icon.png /x/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-5 L Goal 80' Patrick Bateman
October 24, 2021 Vm icon.png /vm/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-2 W Goal 24', 30', 41' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+4' Topkek
Goal 52' Nice Grill
November 5, 2021 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 68' Patrick Bateman
November 7, 2021 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 35' Patrick Bateman
Goal 55' Keksandra
Goal 90+2' Topkek
April 30, 2022 I icon.png /i/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
Goal 7' Keksandra
May 6, 2022 D icon.png /d/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 80' Patrick Bateman
Goal 60' Nice Grill
May 8, 2022 T icon.png /t/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 29', 85' Patrick Bateman
Goal 15' Nice Grill
May 14, 2022 P icon.png /p/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 63' Patrick Bateman
Goal 17' Topkek
May 21, 2022 H icon.png /h/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 16', 80' Patrick Bateman
Goal 9' Topkek
May 22, 2022 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 17' Topkek
May 22, 2022 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 85' Keksandra
May 22, 2022 An icon.png /an/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 22' Patrick Bateman
July 30, 2022 N icon.png /n/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 0-2 L
August 5, 2022 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 33' Patrick Bateman
August 7, 2022 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 3-1 W Goal 50', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 28' Nice Grill
August 13, 2022 Co icon.png /co/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1-3 L Goal 73' Keksandra
January 27, 2023 Int icon.png /int/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 5-1 W Goal 6', 71' Patrick Bateman
Goal 45', 49' Nice Grill
Goal 58' Bury Ebil
January 29, 2023 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 1-3 L Goal 68' Nice Grill
February 4, 2023 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 3-2 W Goal 3' Patrick Bateman
Goal 29', 59' Keksandra
February 11, 2023 T icon.png /t/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 1-2 L Goal 61' Nice Grill

Tournament History

Competition Win Draw Loss End result Notes
All friendlies 5 1 7 >friendliest team
>lose most of your friendlies
Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3 1 0 1st - Qualified >""""winning"""" a fetus
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 2 1 25th - Relegated >almost losing to autopilot /cgl/
>letting it slip against /r9k/
2014 Spring Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 1 2 16th - Promoted >getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 10th - Held Promotion First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3 1 1 5th - Held Promotion Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 1 17th - Relegated Kerning10000.png
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 0 2 5th - Promoted >SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2 1 2 7th - Held Promotion >lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2 1 1 15th - Held Promotion Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/.
WC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 15th - Held Promotion THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 28th - Relegated The Dark Era begins.
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 0 1 17th - Failed to Promote The first of two 6-Point Hells.
SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 1 19th - Failed to Promote YOU GOT BEAT BY /t/.
The second of the aforementioned Hells.
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3 0 1 11th - Promoted Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman.
Nice dubs though.
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 2 3rd Place - Held Promotion WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 29th Place - Relegated Third Place curse strikes
ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 1 2 30th Place - Failed to Promote rude autopilot
SBC20 Design Aq.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1 2 0 2nd Place - Qualified Escaped the uterus
SBC20 Design Aq.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4 0 1 7th Place - Promoted 9 point curse (lost in Quarter Finals)
SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 28th Place - Relegated not nice
ABC20 Design F.png 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 0 3 28th Place - Relegated barely avoided the spoon lole
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup 6 1 1 1st Place - Champions HALLELUJAH
ABC21 Design C.png 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 0 2 21st Place - Failed to Promote >bateman gets a 9.0
>fail to promote
SBC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6 0 2 4th Place - Promoted 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN)
SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 11th Place - Held Promotion check'em
WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 12th Place - Held Promotion off by fun

Individual Honors

Team Honors

Rivalries

You'd think the nicest team in the 4chan Cup wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)

Board Rivalries

Sh*tpost Bowl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /b/ B icon.png

Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. These teams have met twice, the first time was [s4s] second match ever, in which the s4squatches won 1-0. The second time they met was in the FINALS of the 2021 4chan World Cup, which [s4s] WON 3-1 for their first ever 1st place finish and a STAR. 2W - 0D - 0L

Dumb Frogposting Bowl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /r9k/ R9k icon.png

Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. 1W - 2D - 0L

Meta Rivalries

THE ETERNAL RIVALRY IS GETTING BETTER: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /gd/ Gd icon.png

Thanks to a 3-1 win in the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup, [s4s] finally got their first win against the grpahics dudes and THAT FUCKING CAT Let's hope it will soon go our way :^^). 1W - 0D - 5L

Checkb Owl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /lgbt/ Lgbt icon.png

In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. 0W - 1D - 1L

Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /mlp/ Mlp icon.png

Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Despite this, both teams again advanced. >rape and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. Yet again, both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands at [s4s] being ahead after knocking out the pones in a grueling Quarter Finals of the 2021 4chan World Cup which was arguably the best match of the cup 3W - 1D - 2L

Gallery

  • The [s4s]-/x/ match from Winter 2015 summed up in one image.

  • [s4s] doing what only [s4s] can.

  • Keksandra rusing /adv/ defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.

  • [s4s]'s Summer 2017 medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.

  • Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and /his/'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their match.

  • Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after the 2019 Winter Cup.

  • [s4s] celebrating Nice Grill's 90+2 goal to tie their Round of 32 match 3-3 vs /vst/ during the 2021 4chan World Cup.

  • Nice artwork from a nice anon on le board of the allstar after the 2021 4chan World Cup

  • Keksandra smugly blasted Top Kek in the nuts during the 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup and won the Pulitzer!

Quotes

"But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."
— DrBorisG

On his favorite team in the cup :^)


"IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"
— DrBorisG

After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.


"BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"
— Old Man Sou

After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.


"Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!"
— DrBorisG
"Seeeess..."
— Jack


"Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--"
— Kekkels
"Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this."
— DrBorisG
"Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be."
— Blinky

The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the 2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match against /vg/.


"Oh no, not ASS, if this ends with ASS... IT DOES, ASS WINS THE GAME FOR [s4s]!"
— DrBorisG
"ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
— Ken Ashcorp

Bors and Ken on the thrilling end to one of the best penalty shootouts from the 2021 World Cup

Trivia

  • In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
  • There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15, and Keksandra against /sp/ in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.
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