| /sci/
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| What has science done?
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| /sci/ - Science & Math
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| Founded
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Jan. 6, 2012
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| Manager
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John Urschel
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| IRL manager
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Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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0047AB
Cobalt Blue
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| Ranking
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5 ( 18)
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| Highest rank
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4 (August 2018)
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| Lowest rank
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54 (November 2016)
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| Top scorer
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Shinichi Mochizuki (50)
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| Top assister
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Richard Feynman (28)
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| Captain
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Shinichi Mochizuki
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| Website
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/sci/ - Science & Math
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| Nickname
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/sci/entists, /sci/borgs, The Science Team
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| Home ground
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The Time Cube
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| Historic performance
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D
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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32
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54
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132
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34.85%
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| Biggest win
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/sci/ 
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5–0
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 /diy/
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| November 1, 2015
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| /sci/
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1–7
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 /wg/
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| September 29, 2012
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| First match
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/d/ 
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1–0
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/sci/
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| February 11, 2012
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| Team music
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| Kits
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| Home kit
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Since the dawn of time, anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, over 10 years after the team's founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.
Lineup
Main Article: /sci/ Roster
Top: Jon Tooker, Wernher von Braun, Yukariposter,
>carbon fiber hull,
Bulgarian Element Hunting , Sun of Lava/Ice
Bottom: Norman Wildberger, Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman, You SHOULD be able to solve this
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)
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Position
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Player
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| 24
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The Phenotype
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| 17
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Yukariposter
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| 20
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>carbon fiber hull
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| 118
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Bulgarian Element Hunting
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| 8
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Carl Sagan
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| 58
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Wernher Von Braun
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| 34
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Stephen Hawking
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| 11
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Richard Feynman
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| 23
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Shinichi Mochizuki 
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| 15
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You SHOULD be able to solve this
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Norman Wildberger
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 69
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Jon Tooker
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| 43
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Cool Science Facts
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| 22
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CS Pleb
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| 96
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Homo Engineer
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| 3
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Triple Integrals
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| 112
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1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12
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| 999
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Does 0.999 = 1?
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| 4
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>biology >hard science
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| 100
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Sun of Lava/Ice
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| 300
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300k Starting
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| 44
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Aspie African
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| 9
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>>>/x/
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Cup & Match History
Main Article: /sci/ History
The 2023 Summer Cup
Spring of 2023 saw a return to PES 19, and as such /sci/ was going into summer on a PES that it historically struggled on. The /sci/entists were drawn into Group D with /trv/, /c/, and /h/. The first match against /trv/ began poorly with /trv/ racking up 3 goals in the first half, after several tactical changes Shinichi Mochizuki managed to get one on the board for /sci/ but alas it was far too late in the match. A shot by Norman Wilderberger nearly salvaged some more GD by bouncing off the inside of the post and narrowly finding itself on the wrong side of the goal line, /sci/'s first game ended in a 1-3 loss. The game with /h/ was a difficult back and forth affair, with /h/ managing to get past the defense on two occasions to score twice, with a third goal enabled by Bulgarian Element Hunting jumping out of the way of an /h/ cross. However Norman Wildberger responded to all of /h/'s goals and more, attaining a double brace and securing a win for /sci/. /sci/ finally faced /c/, /sci/ would promote even on a draw given the gap in goal difference after /c/'s game with /trv/. The game initally looked promising for /sci/ with you SHOULD be able to solve this scoring at the 6th minute, unfortunately tactical changes by /c/ allowed them to rack up 3 goals before the end of the half. Subsequent changes by /sci/ were unable to make up the deficit in score. /sci/ yet again was relegated in the summer, and would have to make their way out off autumn once again for a shot in winter.
Tournament History
Recent & Upcoming Matches
For a >complete match history see: /sci/ Match History
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Competition
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Scorers
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Video
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| July 29, 2022
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 /m/
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Group Stage SC 2022
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1-1 D
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Richard Feynman  90'
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>fun
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| July 31, 2022
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 /cm/
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Group Stage SC 2022
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2-5 L
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Richard Feynman 22' (86)
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>fun
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| August 6, 2022
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 /v/
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Group Stage SC 2022
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1-1 D
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Richard Feynman 79'
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>fun
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| November 4, 2022
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 /vr/
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Group Stage ABC 2022
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3-3 D
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You SHOULD be able to solve this 29' Shinichi Mochizuki 73', 77'
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>fun
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| November 6, 2022
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 /r9k/
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Group Stage ABC 2022
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1-0 W
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Richard Feynman 7'
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>fun
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| November 12, 2022
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 /mlp/
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Group Stage ABC 2022
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1-1 D
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Norman Wildberger 78'
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>fun
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| November 19, 2022
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 /h/
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Round of 16 ABC 2022
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3-1 W
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Norman Wildberger 43' Shinichi Mochizuki 60', 69'
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>fun
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| November 20, 2022
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 /tg/
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Quarter Finals ABC 2022
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0-2 L
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>fun
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| January 27, 2023
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 /k/
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Group Stage WC 2023
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2-1 W
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Shinichi Mochizuki 16' Norman Wildberger 36'
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>fun
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| January 29, 2023
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 /mu/
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Group Stage WC 2023
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2-1 W
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Shinichi Mochizuki 30' Norman Wildberger 80'
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>fun
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| February 4, 2023
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 /gd/
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Group Stage WC 2023
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3-2 W
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Shinichi Mochizuki 9' Richard Feynman 38' Stephen Hawking 77'
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>fun
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| February 11, 2023
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 /xs/
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Round of 16 WC 2023
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3-1 W
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Richard Feynman 9', 111' Norman Wildberger 100'
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>fun
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| February 12, 2023
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/cm/
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Quater Finals WC 2023
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2-2 L (3-5 Pen)
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Shinichi Mochizuki 68', 117'
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>fun
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| July 28, 2023
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 /trv/
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Group Stage SC 2023
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1-3 L
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Shinichi Mochizuki 79'
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>fun
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| July 30, 2023
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/h/
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Group Stage SC 2023
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4-3 W
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Norman Wildberger 31', 51', 62', 79'
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>fun
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| August 5, 2023
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 /c/
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Group Stage SC 2023
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1-3 L
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You SHOULD be able to solve this 6'
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Statistics
Main Article: /sci/ Player Statistics
Trivia
- /sci/ is one of only 2 teams to have drawn 30 or more games.
- Despite being the longest tenured keeper on the team, Stephen Hawking finished his goalkeeping career only recorded seven clean sheets in an 11 year period, averaging less than 1 per year, and his first recorded clean sheet did not come until 2017. For comparison, Thorium, the second leader in clean sheets, had a short career spanning four years averaged over 1 clean sheet per year.
- /sci/ went 10 years without promoting from a Spring Babby Cup in a way that didn't involve a scandal or a controversial decision (2012-2022), being eligible to play in 6 of them; staying within the same subject, /sci/ spent 8 years without promoting from an Autumn Babby Cup (2014-2022), although they only participated in 4 thanks to a combination of staying elite and one forfeit.
- As of the time of writing /sci/ has conceded goals in 91.1% of games played.
- In the 2023 Summer Cup, Norman Wildberger scored /sci/'s first double brace since Richard Feynman's against /diy/ in 2015
Exports
Summer 2023
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Gallery & Promotional Media
Promos
Gallery
/sci/ promotional image in a must win game against /o/ during Winter 2018
Stupid Questions Thread's spaghetti mode alongside /ic/'s Baseball
One of the many posters generated for the 2014 Babby Cup courtesy of the hype machine.
Honors
Team:
Individual:
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2018 4chan Winter Cup
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Player
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Shinichi Mochizuki
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| Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters)
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Rivalries
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The Intellectualism Derby
A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won three official matches and an old offical friendly, but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.
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4 Losses
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The Progress Bowl
Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. /sci/ and /pol/ would meet again in Spring 22 losing to /pol/ 1-2 for the first time in an official cup match, both promoted anyway. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.
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1 Draw
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2 Losses
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Science vs. Engineering
An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.
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1 Draw
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0 Losses
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Contact
Team Discord
Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud
- IRC: Yuyukow
- Email: Yuyukow@protonmail.com
- Discord: Yuyukow#8393
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