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/u/

But That's Forbidden Love

/u/ - Yuri

Founded

July 15, 2012

Manager

Charlotte Scherzen

Owner

Lesbillionaire

IRL manager

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Team colors

Chat color

E35496
Purist's Pink

Ranking

2 (

)

Highest rank

2 (May 2016, August 2017)

Lowest rank

48 (May 2013)

Top scorer

Akemi Homura (56)

Top assister

Akemi Homura (20)

Captain

Akkarin

Website

/u/ - Yuri

Nickname

/u/nicorns

Historic performance

36	22	18			76				47.37%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
133	96	+37

Biggest win
/u/	4–0	/fit/
August 16, 2013

Biggest defeat
/u/	1–5	/mlp/
May 4, 2013

First match
/u/	0–3	/trv/
July 20, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	10 (First in Summer 2013)
Best result	Runners up, Winter 2016, Summer 2017
Babby Cup
Appearances	5 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result	Third place, Autumn 2016

Team music

Anthem	Pastel Pure
Victory Anthem	Super Ultra Hyper Miracle Romantic

Goal horn	Agony
Akkarin	＼Akkariiin／ Mesorogiwi
Homucifer	Magia
Teru Time	Miyanaga Teru Theme

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit
Sixth kit
Seventh kit

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love.

History

For earlier history: /u/ History

2017 4chan Summer Cup: As close as it gets (again)

Back in the elites (again), the tactically refreshed team was determined to make a good showing in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup. To do that, the /u/nicorns first had to overcome the group A where they were pitted against /an/, /h/, and Winter 2016 final foe /fit/. The first two matches went pretty smoothly with a 3-0 win over /h/, Homucifer and Akkarin being goalscorers while the defense didn't allow a single shot against, and a 2-0 win over /an/ due to a Purest Form of Love brace. Due to other group results, advancement was guaranteed before the last match against /fit/ which ended with a respectable 1-1 draw whith a Purest Form of Love goal on /u/'s side.

Finally seeing an elite knockout stage again, /u/ found themselves in its first matchup against /his/, which turned out to be a rather intense match, eventually decided by a defensive fumble from /his/' defenders allowing Black Sunshine to sink a goal and contribute to put the team 3-2. The quarter-final against /tv/ was just as intense which /u/ snatching a 2-1 victory thanks of a Homucifer corner header in the dying minutes of the match, propelling the team to a top 4 finish. The semi-finals saw a rematch against /an/ which was just as one-sided as the group stage one as the team steamrolled their opponents 4-1 in a joint effort by Akkarin, Homucifer and Purest Form of Love. It was the calm before the storm.

In an elite final again, the /u/nicorns were playing against the dreaded /lgbt/. The team that terrorized the entire cup in 2017 and that already made /u/ bit the dust in Spring. /u/ fought valiantly and tried deseperatly to score but the shots either missed or were saved, until the inevitable happened and /lgbt/ scored from a midfield artillery strike just before stoppage time. In a last death or glory move the /u/nicorn threw everything forward but it only allowed /lgbt/ to secure another goal ending the match 0-2. While the sting of another lost elite final was rather noticeable, the team had finally claw its way outside yo-yo hell, and also won another best aesthetics award as a consolation.

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

No.

Position

Player

77

	GK

Madokami

3

	CB

Goggles

18

	CB

Onee-sama

5

	CB

Science Babies

0

	DMF

Macarons

13

	RMF

BEFRIENDING

7

	LMF

Feito-chan

1

	CMF

Teru Time

69

	AMF

Purest Form Of Love

14

	SS

Akkarin

66

	CF

Homucifer

No.

Position

Player

22

	GK

But We're Both Girls

19

	CB

Low Impact Consensual Cuddling

3

	CB

Post-Apocalyptic Bonding

44

	CB

Being Yaya is suffering

10

	DMF

How Two Girls Have Sex

92

	DMF

Hifumin Leeeeeader

41

	DMF

The Mochiverse

33

	DMF

DAIDAIDAISUKI

4

	RMF

Alien From Black Lizard Planet

9

	RMF

Are You a Lolicon?

16

	LMF

°◇°

39

	LMF

Black Sunshine

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	End result	Notes
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	1	Group stage	Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	Ro16
2014 4chan Winter Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	2	1	Quarter final	Promoted
2014 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Winter Cup	2	2	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Summer Cup	3	0	2	Quarter final	>4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	Curse broken
2016 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	1	2	3rd place	Promoted
2017 4chan Winter Cup	1	1	1	Group stage	Relegated
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	2	Ro16	Promoted
2017 4chan Summer Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	Yo-yo broken

Rivalries

/u/ vs. /lit/ - The Classyb Owl

A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.

/u/ vs. /a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl

/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.

/u/ vs. /y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl

Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.

/u/ vs. /c/ - The Purity Derby

Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win.

Match History

For earlier match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition
February ?, 2018	File:TBD TBD icon.png TBD TBD	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group TBD
February ?, 2018	File:TBD TBD icon.png TBD TBD	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group TBD
February ?, 2018	File:TBD TBD icon.png TBD TBD	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group TBD

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 14, 2018	/y/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	6-2 W	Are You a Lolicon? 21' Akkarin 29' Science Babies 44', 90+6' Purest Form Of Love 88' Goggles 90+0'

Art

(Courtesy of Johnny Hayabusa)

The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016.

The board in a nutshell.

Macaron Press

30.08.2013 - Page 1
30.08.2013 - Page 2

Macaron Press 30th August 2013

Mascot

Name	Image	Description
Sealdoka		Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.

Honors

Team

Weeabowl: Champions

Individual

2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer

Resources

Winter 18 Friendlies Export

Summer 17 Tactical Export

Summer 17 Aesthetics Export

Music Export