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In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love.
History
- For earlier history: /u/ History
2017 4chan Winter Cup: We yo-yo now
One the anniversary of /u/'s runner up cup, the team hoped to regain their elite status after a good Autumn performance. /u/ landed on the group G of the 2017 4chan Winter Cup with elite cup furniture /asp/, /n/, and the memesters of /s4s/. Historically not a very goalscoring team, /u/ took hard the hit of the PES17 transition with a 0-0 thriller against /asp/ in their opening match. The following match against /n/ was much more promising, the team inauguring their brand new turf with a 2-0 clean sheet, courtesy of Teru Time and Purest form of love, putting /u/ in a relatively comfortable position to advance. Unfortunately, PES didn't feel like, and the team took a very violent PESing at the benefit of /s4s/, despite the efforts of everybody on the team including Madokami. With /n/ embracing the wooden spoon shortly afterwards, /u/ got dragged back to the babbies, ranking 17th despite 4 points and a positive GD. As a silver lining, the team got the best models and best kits awards, as well as the "At least you tried" one.
Now /u/ will have to claw back their way to the elites during the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
Players
- Main Article: /u/ roster
The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)
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Tournament History
| Competition | Win | Tie | Loss | End result | Notes |
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 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
0 | 1 | 2 | Group stage | |
 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 0 | 1 | Group stage | Promoted due to Dragongate |
 2013 4chan Summer Cup |
2 | 1 | 1 | Ro16 | |
 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
3 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | Promoted |
 2014 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 1 | 1 | Quarter final | |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup |
2 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | |
 2015 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 0 | 2 | Quarter final | >4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row |
 2016 4chan Winter Cup |
5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | Curse broken |
 2016 4chan Summer Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
4 | 1 | 2 | 3rd place | Promoted |
 2017 4chan Winter Cup |
1 | 1 | 1 | 17th | Relegated |
Rivalries
/u/ vs. 
/lit/ - The Classyb Owl
A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.
/u/ vs. 
/a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl
/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.
/u/ vs. 
/y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl
Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.
/u/ vs. 
/c/ - The Purity Derby
Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win.
Match History
- For earlier match history: /u/ Match History
Official Matches
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| February 11, 2017 |  /asp/
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2017 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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0-0 D | |
| February 17, 2017 |  /n/
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2017 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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2-0 W | Purest Form of Love  12' Homucifer 18'
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| February 19, 2017 |  /s4s/
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2017 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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2-1 L | Homucifer 28'
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Invitationals
None in 2017
Art
The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016, courtesy of Johnny Hayabusa
Macaron Press
30.08.2013 - Page 1
30.08.2013 - Page 2
Macaron Press 30th August 2013
Mascot
| Name | Image | Description |
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| Sealdoka | 
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Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament. |
Honors
Team
Weeabowl: Champions
Individual
2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer
Resources
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