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Brace yourselves for freedom.

/usa/
In Burger We Trust
/usa/ - United States Of America
Founded July 4, 1776 Manager Donald Trump Owner Our greatest allies IRL manager Dwight D. Eisenhower Team colors Chat color FF0000 Freedom Red Top scorer Little Boy (90,000+) Top assister Hillary Clinton (53+) Captain Captain America Website /usa/ - United States Of America Nickname The Stars and Stripes
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 4 3 7 14 28.57%
GF GA GD 26 30 -4
Biggest win /usa/  4–1  /fed/ September 1, 2018 Biggest defeat /tsab/  5–1  /usa/ September 10, 2016 First match /usa/  5–4  /ussr/ September 3, 2016
Team music
Anthem I BELIEVE Goal horn The Warrior Song Alternate goal horn Donald Trump goalhorn Alternate goal horn Victory
Kits

Introduction

America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.

Export

Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)
Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK BUILD WALL #   LB Tom Brady #   CB Burgers #   CB John F. Kennedy #   RB Greatest Ally #   DMF Captain America #   CMF Bald Eagle #   CMF Donald Trump #   SS Freedom Ain't free. :DD #   SS Andrew Jackson #   CF 2x World War Champs

No. Position Player #   GK 2nd Amendment #   LB Most American Gif #   LB Nuke 'em #   CB McDonalds #   CB Iraq Was Asking For it #   CB Chuck Norris #   RB The Original Brexit #   RB Clint Dempsey #   DMF Miracle On Ice #   CMF Michael Bay #   CMF Alex Jones #   CMF Ron Swanson

Roster Description

Player	Description
2x World War Champs	We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
Andrew Jackson	Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.
Donald Trump	MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Freedom Ain't free. :DD	The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSIEN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus.
Captain America	The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
Bald Eagle	The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the midfield with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders.
Greatest Ally	Greatest ally, where is burger?
John F. Kennedy	Press F to pay respects.
Burgers	America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football.
Tom Brady	What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my four rings.
BUILD WALL	You have to go back.
Clint Dempsey	He doesn't just believe that we will win. He will make it happen.
Most American Gif	Google it. You won't be disappointed!
Ron Swanson	History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
Alex Jones	Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776.
Miracle On Ice	Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about.
Michael Bay	Say what you will about his movies, at least he knows how to make the best explosions. And really, what else do you need?
The Original Brexit	>britbongs STILL mad
Chuck Norris	The cup hasn't even started and Chuck's already holding the trophy.
Iraq Was Asking For It	Talk shit, get hit.
McDonalds	This fast food chain is so good we decided to share it with the rest of the world. Aren't you glad we did?
Nuke 'em	It worked for Japan, why not try it against ISIS? I bet they'd shut up real quick.
2nd Amendment	SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 3, 2016	/ussr/	Multinational Bowl	5-4 W	2x World War Champs  5', 11', 18' Andrew Jackson  42' Donald Trump  89'
September 4, 2016	/ne/	Multinational Bowl	4-4 D	Donald Trump  14' 2x World War Champs  37', 45', 70'
September 9, 2016	/ARS/	Multinational Bowl	1-1 D	Andrew Jackson  9'
September 10, 2016	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl	1-5 L	2x World War Champs  45+'
September 1, 2017	/pak/	Multinational Bowl 2	1-2 L	Andrew Jackson  48'
September 3, 2017	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 2	0-3 L
September 8, 2017	/iww/	Multinational Bowl 2	1-2 L	2x World War Champs  9'
August 24, 2018	/aus/	Multinational Bowl 3	0-0 D
August 25, 2018	/ex-yu/	Multinational Bowl 3	0-3 L
August 31, 2018	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 3	1-0 W	2x World War Champs  41'
September 1, 2018	/fed/	Multinational Bowl 3	4-1 W	Michael Bay  5' Freedom Ain't free. :DD  92' 2x World War Champs  105' Andrew Jackson  118'
September 2, 2018	/mn/	Multinational Bowl 3	3-1 W	2x World War Champs  3' Freedom Ain't free. :DD  81' Donald Trump  87'
September 2, 2018	/pak/	Multinational Bowl 3	0-1 L
September 2, 2018	/rome/	Multinational Bowl 3	1-3 L	2x World War Champs  11'

"Rivalries"

Some countries think they're better than us. They are wrong. Sometimes so wrong they don't exist anymore.

Also some traitors broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, Michigan is a shithole, so is Vermont, and holy fucking shit dude /tsab/? That's not even a real country that's some anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much?