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| Serebii.net | | Serebii.net | ||
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| The most trusted site for | | The most trusted site for Pokémon news {{greentext|Implying bulbapedo is good}} . Remember, if it's not SEREBII CONFIRMED! it's nothing at all. | ||
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| Defensive GK | | Defensive GK | ||
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| Specs Weedle | | Specs Weedle | ||
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| " | | "Ha ha ha. He brought a weedle to a competitive battle" *Weedle sweeps team* [rage quits] | ||
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| Offensive Full-back | | Offensive Full-back | ||
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| Sneaky Pebbles | | Sneaky Pebbles | ||
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| A cheeky way of slowing down | | A cheeky way of slowing down foes who like to switch their Pokémon in the heat of battle. | ||
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| Extra Frontman | | Extra Frontman | ||
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| No Es Fake | | No Es Fake | ||
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| Spanish for no | | Spanish for "no it's fake". Usually pictured with Ludicolo. | ||
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| Goodra is a Female | | Goodra is a Female | ||
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| Male ones are seemingly extinct nowadays, and nobody (unironically) likes/loves them. You will often see people "claiming" to "like" male ones, but in reality they are being ironic. She's too feminine to be liked as a male | | Male ones are seemingly extinct nowadays, and nobody (unironically) likes/loves them. You will often see people "claiming" to "like" male ones, but in reality they are being ironic. She's too feminine to be liked as a male anyway. She is technically more feminine than Gardevoir as far as aesthetics/looks go. Male Gardevoir or any of the other femmons that can be male often have fanbases surrounding them because of the "trap" fetish. Goopy here isn't the case because she is a dragon. Therefore she is immune to the trap fetish. | ||
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| Prof. Oak came to the | | Prof. Oak came to the Pokémon league to see you win, but he couldn't make it in time... | ||
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| Ask the old man to show how to catch a | | Ask the old man to show how to catch a Pokémon, fly to Cinnabar Island, surf the eastern coastline, ???, profit. Oh, and remember to save your game. ;^) | ||
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| DOGARS | | DOGARS | ||
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| In the Japanese version of | | In the Japanese version of Pokémon B&W2, Roxie sings the name of her Koffing (Dogars) D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS! | ||
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| Trumpets | | Trumpets | ||
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| The music mastermind, Trumpets. If there's a song you hate in the series, | | The music mastermind, Trumpets. If there's a song you hate in the series, it's because it needed more trumpets. | ||
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| Anchor Man | | Anchor Man | ||
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| It's a Hat | | It's a Hat | ||
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| Is it his hair or a hat | | Is it his hair or a hat? Hat confirmed! | ||
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| Classic No. 10 | | Classic No. 10 | ||
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| Gary "motherfucking" Oak is here to shit up game experience. | | Gary "motherfucking" Oak is here to shit up your game experience. | ||
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| To be effective to level up, you have to have moves that can KO the other | | To be effective to level up, you have to have moves that can KO the other Pokémon. Apparently these Pokémon missed the memo and have no moves to actually win. | ||
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| The Destroyer | | The Destroyer | ||
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| Joey's Rattata | | Joey's Rattata | ||
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| The trainer with the top percentage Rattata is back in your face to really prove | | The trainer with the top percentage Rattata is back in your face to really prove it's the best. | ||
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| Box-to-Box | | Box-to-Box |
Revision as of 16:38, 22 September 2014
Position | Number | Name | Picture | Description | Height | Playstyle | Skillcards |
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GK | 4 | Gotta Catch 'Em All | If you don't catch 'em all, then why the fuck do you play the game? | 185 | Defensive GK | N/A | |
GK | 17 | Serebii.net | The most trusted site for Pokémon news >Implying bulbapedo is good . Remember, if it's not SEREBII CONFIRMED! it's nothing at all. | 185 | Defensive GK | N/A | |
GK | 22 | First Edition Charizard | Back in the early days of PTCG, if you had a First Edition Charizard card you had swag for days. Only plebs had non-first editions. | 179 | Offensive GK | N/A | |
LB | 6 | Tentaquil | Tentaquil is the combination of Tentacool and Cyndaquil. Es fake mon that likes to puke blood. | 180 | Offensive Full-back | N/A | |
LB | 15 | Smashfroge | His promotion to another big game has given him the name Smashfroge. | 169 | Offensive Full-back | N/A | |
LB | 20 | Specs Weedle | "Ha ha ha. He brought a weedle to a competitive battle" *Weedle sweeps team* [rage quits] | 185 | Offensive Full-back | N/A | |
CB | 9 | Sneaky Pebbles | A cheeky way of slowing down foes who like to switch their Pokémon in the heat of battle. | 180 | Extra Frontman | N/A | |
CB | 11 | No Es Fake | Spanish for "no it's fake". Usually pictured with Ludicolo. | 180 | Extra Frontman | N/A | |
CB | 23 | Goodra is a Female | Male ones are seemingly extinct nowadays, and nobody (unironically) likes/loves them. You will often see people "claiming" to "like" male ones, but in reality they are being ironic. She's too feminine to be liked as a male anyway. She is technically more feminine than Gardevoir as far as aesthetics/looks go. Male Gardevoir or any of the other femmons that can be male often have fanbases surrounding them because of the "trap" fetish. Goopy here isn't the case because she is a dragon. Therefore she is immune to the trap fetish. | 175 | - | N/A | |
CB | 21 | Prof. Oak Came | Prof. Oak came to the Pokémon league to see you win, but he couldn't make it in time... | 180 | - | N/A | |
RB | 8 | MissingNo. | Ask the old man to show how to catch a Pokémon, fly to Cinnabar Island, surf the eastern coastline, ???, profit. Oh, and remember to save your game. ;^) | 180 | Offensive Full-back | N/A | |
RB | 16 | DOGARS | In the Japanese version of Pokémon B&W2, Roxie sings the name of her Koffing (Dogars) D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS! | 180 | Offensive Full-back | N/A | |
RB | 14 | Masuda | 175 | Offensive Full-back | N/A | ||
DMF | 1 | Trumpets | The music mastermind, Trumpets. If there's a song you hate in the series, it's because it needed more trumpets. | 199 | Anchor Man | N/A | |
LMF | 7 | It's a Hat | Is it his hair or a hat? Hat confirmed! | 185 | Classic No. 10 | N/A | |
LMF | 19 | Gary Oak | Gary "motherfucking" Oak is here to shit up your game experience. | 170 | Hole player | N/A | |
LMF | 18 | Smogonsword | This sword is still standing despite gaming communities trying to ban him. | 185 | Classic No. 10 | N/A | |
RMF | 10 | Bravest Bird | Bravest Bird, formally Smogonbird, became the Bravest Bird in hopes to better the team. | 185 | Box-to-Box | N/A | |
RMF | 13 | No Moves | To be effective to level up, you have to have moves that can KO the other Pokémon. Apparently these Pokémon missed the memo and have no moves to actually win. | 170 | The Destroyer | N/A | |
RMF | 12 | Joey's Rattata | The trainer with the top percentage Rattata is back in your face to really prove it's the best. | 180 | Box-to-Box | N/A | |
SS | 5 | Hoenn Confirmed | WE TOLD YOU THERE WOULD BE HOENN! WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! HOENN CONFIRMED! | 194 | Creative Playmaker | N/A | |
SS | 3 | >Implying Owls Are Birds | It was a good thread until one anon proclaimed ">Implying Owls Are Birds" | 194 | Creative Playmaker | N/A | |
CF | 2 | Miror B. | The long time veteran of the team continues to strive for greatness. | 205 | Poacher | N/A |
>Implying I'm going to post skillcards on the page