/vp/ Roster

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Bench

Starter

Silver

Gold

Roster

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
89	Gotta Catch 'Em All			ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot? In fact, I'll go out on a limb here and say you probably haven't even seen all the Pokémon in your regional 'Dex. I thought not. Absolutely disgusting. Maybe once you get your Shiny Charm I'll let you come close to the 18-yard box again, casual.
10	Smogonsword			One of the most versatile members of the team, Smogonsword could be ravaging the pitch with his stellar base 150 mixed offenses, but he's decided on this occasion to go into Shield Forme and hopefully harshly reduce the Attack of any opponent who tries to make contact with his goal. Remember, if you can't score, it's not luck, it's skill. Just git gud and outplay the coinflip next time.

Center-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
22	Terminal Zygarde			We told Zygarde that if he could help the defense out maybe Game Freak would unveil their ruse, delay Sun and Moon, and reveal Pokémon Z. Unfortunately, he's still not doing too well, so he's simply given up and prayed that Sun and Moon are good and that maybe he'll be more relevant in it. Get well soon, Zygarde.
52	>mega flygon
87	Bulbapedo			In this fandom, every time new info is leaked or revealed, everyone starts screaming “Serebii confirmed!” like he’s some kind of official source, even on our own Facebook page. Serebii tends to post first and ask questions later, which is fine if you’re into that kind of thing, but at Bulbagarden we pride ourselves on taking that extra bit of time to make sure that the information we’re presenting is accurate to the best of our ability, and a lot of times it feels like that effort is just completely unappreciated.
98	Masuda			Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
9	John Gamefreak			The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.

Left-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
67	Elevator Rotom
60	REMOVE GENIES			They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.

Right-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
41	NO ES FAKE
97	Blobbos

Defensive Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
1	No Moves			Movesets can make or break the Pokémon: bad stats can be made up for with insane versatility, like Smeargle, while good stats can be let down by not having the moves to take advantage of them. Then Game Freak actually gave in, let Flareon have the Flare Blitz his base 130 Attack needed, and we found out he was still useless.
69	Citizen Snips
99	fem.ale onl.y

Center Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
1	Tentaquil			Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. Also, he pukes up blood. I guess the trail of blood could get the other team to take an awful spill.
92	Agumon			On loan from the eventual /mon/ board that Hiro will eventually create once the Digimon shitposters on /vp/ shill hard enough.
59	Proud of its Power			His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Just watch, all these midfielders are going to spaghetti because all they do is thrash about.

Attacking Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
72	Miror B.
59	Serebii.net

Second Strikers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
34	Bravest Bird
59	Trumpets			Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. Everyone else, please kindly go. You are standing in the presence of the Übermensch.
59	>implying owls are birds

Center Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
93	Fug