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All paperwork signed and notarized in triplicate, /wsg/ has successfully applied for a chance at glory in the 4chan Cup!
Formulating their business strategies and head-hunting for the best personnel since early 2013, Worksafe GIF have handily made their presence felt in the world of the 4chan Cup.
A strong business plan on the field and one of the funkiest strikers of all time in team captain Duane means /wsg/ have the skills required to perform a hostile takeover on many a Cup foe.
After a series of terrible tactical investments during the 2016 4chan Summer Cup, /wsg/ has to make ends meet in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.
Roster
Main article: /wsg/ Roster
See also: /wsg/ Roster History
Recent History
Main Article: /wsg/ History
2016 Winter Cup
/wsg/'s return to the Elites saw them in Group E, where they would face Summer Quarter-Finalists /tv/, Round of Sixteen Placing /vr/, and /h/ (who finished 7th in the previous Babby). Considering the >pre-cup team rankings (6th, 11th, and 5th respectively), /wsg/ (45th) was regarded by bookmakers and fans alike as perhaps the team with the longest odds of making it out of their group.
It appeared as though they were correct after their first fixture, which saw /vr/ flick the Working Class away with relative ease. Four goals in the first half saw the Troopers run away with three easy points.
A long week of soul-searching for the Wiseguys followed. The team decided to burn the tape of the last match and roll into /h/'s field with a clean slate. Knowing that there was no room for error and wary of the fact their asses were on the line, a total group effort pushed /wsg/ over the /h/arbringers with Duane and Dodger dissecting a scanty defensive line twice each.
The win kept them around, but it was understood that the team would need some aid on the final day of #YOLOWEEKEND. Either a win by several goals over then group-topper /tv/ or any victory and an unlikely draw or win by bottom-team /h/ over /vr/ would need to occur for the Wiseguys to ensure a foothold on their Elite Cup standing. And lo did Titty Monster decide to >git gud that day, forcing the /vr/ Troopers to play from behind and only manage a draw against /h/. While /vr/ may have closed the door on day two, /h/ opened a window on day six.
The window would stay open for ninety minutes of one-bit-of-nonsence football against the Fa/tv/irgins. Duane would deliver early, and Dodger would follow through second. /wsg/ had returned to the Elites and would stay once more.
I don't feel like I should have to tell you what happened in the Round of Sixteen as I've done this five times now. But know that /wsg/ would climb up thirty-three places to twelfth in team rankings by the end of tournament. They also are in line for a return to the Summer Cup, where their Elite journey began two years ago. Thanks for your support!
2016 Summer Cup
/wsg/ was drawn into a group with familiar faces /gd/ and /trv/ as well as notable wildcard /soc/ for the Cup's fifth anniversary. While the festivities started promising with a 1-0 win over /trv/, the Working Class were unable to generate enough service to their front line in losses to /gd/ and /soc/, 0-2 and 2-3 respectively.
Tournament Record
Event | Record (W-D-L) | Result | Place | Note |
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-1-2 | Failed to Advance | 11th | >Failing to advance from a Qualifier |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-0-2 | Round of 16 | 9th | >Being eliminated by /fa/ |
2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0-2 | Round of 16 | 11th | >Being eliminated by /ic/ |
2015 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0-0 | Nullified | 0th | This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama. |
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1-2 | Round of 16 | 15th | >4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row |
2016 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0-2 | Round of 16 | 9th | >Being eliminated by /out/ |
2016 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0-2 | Relegated | 23rd | >Letting /soc/ advance over you |
Match Record
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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September 28, 2013 | /k/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Big Shake 41' |
September 29, 2013 | /gif/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-3 L | Duane 23', 52' |
October 25, 2013 | /3/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 1-0 W | Duane 47' |
October 25, 2013 | /lgbt/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 1-4 L | Duane 64' |
October 26, 2013 | /s4s/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 1-2 L | Duane 90' |
October 27, 2013 | /o/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 2-2 D | Duane 30', 41' |
January 18, 2014 | /trv/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Big Shake 6' |
January 19, 2014 | /f/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 4-2 W | Duane 2', 85' Big Shake 33', 90+' |
April 6, 2014 | /e/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A | 2-0 W | Big Shake 55' Duane 78' |
April 11, 2014 | /jp/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A | 0-1 L | |
April 13, 2014 | /m/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A | 2-1 W | Big Shake 76' Dodger Leigh 82' |
April 19, 2014 | /s/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A | 3-0 W | Duane 4' Big Shake 17' 56 Chicken Nuggets 88' |
April 26, 2014 | /fa/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Round of 16 | 2-2 L (3-4 PK) |
Mako Mankanshoku 90+' Duane 105+' |
June 1, 2014 | /wg/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Brent Rambo 8', 33' Dodger Leigh 30' |
June 8, 2014 | /f/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Duane 60' |
June 18, 2014 | /sp/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A | 1-2 L | Thanks, Obama! 10' |
June 20, 2014 | /gd/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A | 1-0 W | Roka Shibasaki 69' |
June 26, 2014 | /trv/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A | 2-1 W | Duane 26' Big Shake 33' |
August 2, 2014 | /ic/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup - Round of 16 | 1-2 L (AET) | 56 Chicken Nuggets 71' |
February 14, 2015 | /lit/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E | 0-2 L | |
February 20, 2015 | /vg/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E | 1-0 W | Raven of Azarath 22' |
February 22, 2015 | /g/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E | 3-1 W | Duane 27', 81' Dodger Leigh 88' |
February 28, 2015 | /ck/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup - Round of 16 | 2-3 L (AET) | Duane 41' Ema Yasuhara 70' |
October 25, 2015 | /int/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C | 2-3 L | Dodger Leigh 23', 32' |
October 31, 2015 | /jp/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C | 2-1 W | Umaru-chan 49' Duane 71' |
November 1, 2015 | /co/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C | 2-0 W | Duane 45+' Dodger Leigh 64' |
November 7, 2015 | /n/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C | 1-1 D | Dodger Leigh 78' |
November 14, 2015 | /fit/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16 | 2-5 L | Duane 38' Dodger Leigh 58' |
February 20, 2016 | /vr/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E | 0-4 L | |
February 26, 2016 | /h/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E | 4-2 W | Duane 19', 28' Dodger Leigh 49', 83' |
February 28, 2016 | /tv/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E | 2-1 W | Duane 4' Dodger Leigh 40' |
March 5, 2016 | /out/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup - Round of 16 | 3-3 L (7-8 PK) |
Dodger Leigh 16', 109' Duane 43' |
August 6, 2016 | /trv/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F | 1-0 W | Dodger Leigh 86' |
August 12, 2016 | /gd/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F | 0-2 L | |
August 14, 2016 | /soc/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F | 2-3 L | Dodger Leigh 64' Gabe the Dog 90+' |
Unofficial Games
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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November 2, 2013 | /cm/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 - Round of 16 | 3-2 W | Cartel Execution 45+' Did he died 52' NSFW 60' |
November 3, 2013 | /d/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 - Quarterfinals | 1-3 L | Nguyen Van Lem 54' |
March 22, 2014 | /tg/ | Tottori Cup 2 - Quarterfinals | 1-2 L | Big Shake 53' |
August 22, 2015 | /ck/ | Lark's Madness - Round of 64 | 2-3 W | Dodger Leigh 30', 38', 62' |
August 23, 2015 | /toy/ | Lark's Madness - Round of 32 | 2-1 W | Duane 76' 56 Chicken Nuggets 78' |
August 30, 2015 | /an/ | Lark's Madness - Round of 16 | 1-4 L | Dodger Leigh 17' |
November 20, 2015 | /s4s/ | Losers Bowl - Round of 64 | 0-3 L | |
November 26, 2015 | /k/ | Losers Bowl - Round of 32 | 3-1 W | Dodger Leigh 57', 90+' Duane 90+' |
June 17, 2016 | /f/ | Rigging After Dark | 3-2 W | Duane 44' Gabe the Dog 61' Shinobu Oshino 65' |
June 27, 2016 | /gif/ | Rigging After Dark | 6-2 W | Duane 17' There is Bear Cum! 27', 81' Dodger Leigh 41', 59' Shinobu Oshino 89' |
July 17, 2016 | /sci/ | Lark's Madness II - Round of 64 | 2-1 W | Dodger Leigh 32' Raven of Azarath 116' |
July 30, 2016 | /hr/ | Lark's Madness II - Round of 32 | 4-1 W | Shinobu Oshino 15', 80', 90+' Raven of Azarath 53' |
July 31, 2016 | /out/ | Lark's Madness II - Round of 16 | 3-1 L | Gabe the Dog 43' |
Team Statistics
Red background denotes inactive/retired players. Only players with one or more points shown.
Player | Caps | Goals | Assists |
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Duane | 35 | 21 | 11 |
Dodger Leigh | 29 | 14 | 4 |
Big Shake | 19 | 8 | 4 |
Anime Thread Representative | 27 | 3 | 2 |
Brent Rambo | 15 | 2 | 3 |
56 Chicken Nuggets | 19 | 2 | 0 |
Thanks, Obama! | 15 | 1 | 0 |
Gabe the Dog | 3 | 1 | 0 |
Comic/Cartoon Thread Representative | 20 | 0 | 3 |
There is Bear Cum! | 5 | 0 | 2 |
Boston Dynamics | 16 | 0 | 1 |
Cupcake Dog | 6 | 0 | 1 |
Hōsei Tsukitei | 6 | 0 | 1 |
Hypnotoad | 6 | 0 | 1 |
Seizure Bro | 6 | 0 | 1 |
Player | Caps | Saves | |
Deal With It | 23 | 49 | |
Get Out | 11 | 29 | |
Scott Sterling | 1 | 5 |
Rivalries
The WebM Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though. |
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Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen. Some teams just want to watch the football world burn. |
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Honours
All-Stars
Cup | No. | Pos. | Player | ||
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2014 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars | 5 |
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2014 Summer Cup All-Stars | 44 |
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2015 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars |
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2016 Winter Cup All-Stars |
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TBD |
Export
2016 Summer Cup
- Tactical Export - http://puu.sh/qkcAe/8a8e56a4e6
- Aesthetic Export - http://puu.sh/qkdhw/325549a6f3.rar
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