2015 4chan Summer Cup Fantasy Football

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Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Based GLT - - CB Colombian Nazi Weed Pope - - CB Smiling Argentinian - - CB >Marclelo - - DMF #NoEraPenal - - CMF Hamez - - AMF The Flying Dutchman of Fair Play and Anti Rigging - - AMF ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh puto - - SS >5pa1n >bra7-1l - - SS Le Cut Inside Man - - CF ayyy lmao - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK CONCACAF STRONK - - CB >Yurop - - CB >1 (one) point - - DMF Ghanian Witch Doctor - - CMF USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA - - CF #FreeSuarez - -

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Is this even legal?

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Groped - - CB :^) 2 2 LB Ideon - - RB La Blue Girl 4 4 AMF Kinder Eggs 1 1 CMF Zone 5 5 CMF Black Sunshine - - AMF Stacy's Mom 2 2 SS Jace 28 28 SS Purest Form Of Love 7 7 CF Homucifer 16 16

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Ham Hands - - CB Egg Laying 2 2 CB /tg/ Chess - - AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CF Titty Monster 10 10

My team > Your Team

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Gaston - - CB Ahegao - - CB /tg/ Chess - - CB Atlas 2 2 DMF ISIS-Chan 1 1 CMF Faust 3 3 DMF Ronnie 1 1 CMF Princess Twilight 9 9 AMF Doom 16 16 RWF Jeff Mangum 14 14 LWF Reika Kitami 5 5

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK James Cameron 4 4 LB Capeshit 1 1 RB Ayn Rand 1 1 DMF My Nugga 1 1 AMF Kinder Eggs 1 1 CF Nachos 11 11

Team Fabrosi's Friendship Fantasy Fucks: Depression Edition

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Cast Iron Skillet - - CB Banjo 2 2 CB Bojack Horseman 1 1 CB Fuck Your Marker - - DMF Megas XLR 1 1 CMF Archer 2 2 CMF Satoru Iwata 2 2 CMF Princess Twilight - - AMF Perfect Coffee 5 5 SS Doomguy 22 22 SS >rape 34 34

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK ME!ME!ME! 2 2 CB HSITMPBAMCWTPOP 1 1 CB Iron Giant - - DMF Delicious Brown - - CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CF Gundam 1 1

Cyclo Logic Gaming

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Stallman - - CB No Discernable Talent - - CB >filters 2 2 CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CMF Hex Maniac 1 1 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CMF Black Sunshine - - AMF Kneesocks - - AMF Faye Artemis 5 5 SS Dmitrys 4 4 CF Futa/Alternative 4 4

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Powerglove - - LB Katie Loved Books - - RB Elves - - CMF Megumi - - AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 CF Banned 3 3

Team Cute 2D Girls and Other Assorted Friends

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 LB Rainmeter 1 1 CB Big O - - CB King Gainer - - RB Homura - - CMF Goldblum 1 1 CMF Incest - - AMF Akkarin 20 20 SS ENF 7 7 SS [s4s]-tan - - CF Cunt Destroyer 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Ham Hands - - CB Saber Miku -1 -1 CB Slut Girl - - CMF Sena - - CMF Awoo~ 1 1 CF Homucifer 8 8

I can't think of a name FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Merzbow 3 3 LB Science Babies - - CB Onee-sama 7 7 RB Befriending -1 -1 AMF /shugazi/ 2 2 AMF Doom 16 16 AMF Lain Iwakura 2 2 CMF Archer 2 2 CMF Feet - - CMF Professor Zoom 2 2 LWF MC Ride 36 36

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - LB Cringe 6 6 RB Jizzus Christ 6 6 CMF Check Em 3 3 CMF GNU/Linux - - LWF Rate My Cock 16 16

Team 'Did Someone Just Say "Weeaboo?" 'Cause I Think I Heard Someone Say "Weeaboo."'

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 LB Nipaa - - CB QT Yuki 2 2 RB Delicious Loli - - DMF Forever Shinkansen 1 1 CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 AMF Lain Iwakura 2 2 AMF Giga Puddi 23 23 SS Tachibana Hibiki - - SS Kacho Arino 40 40 CF Takumi 28 28

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Tentacles - - CB Super Sonico - - RB Best Pokegirl - - CMF Awoo~ 1 1 AMF Shinichi Mochizuki - - SS Madoka Titus 1 1

Team Teams that are going to top their groups

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Emprah 3 3 RB Lava Golem - - CB Ebin 2 2 CB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 DMF Preggo 1 1 CMF Shrek - - CMF Faust 3 3 AMF Perfect Coffee - - SS Topkek 9 9 SS >rape 34 34 CF Doomrider 52 52

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Derpy Hooves 3 3 RB Arse Full Of Farts 1 1 CB Will I Die? 2 2 CMF r8 my Pizza 1 1 CMF Incest - - CF Start With The Greeks 27 27

LoliSquidGirls FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 RB Me And My Wife 1 1 LB Science Babies - - CB Atlas 2 2 DMF Gunbuster 1 1 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 LMF Mazinger Z 2 2 SS Jace 14 14 SS Lolicatgirls 6 6 CF Homucifer 8 8

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Godmars 1 1 CB Mega Man - - CB Al/ck/oholic - - DMF Tomboys - - CMF Muscle Wizard 5 5 CF Nachos 11 11

Team Una vela…

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Emprah 3 3 CB Julius 5 5 CB User Was Warned 1 1 CB Fred -1 -1 DMF RIP Clarkson 1 1 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 AMF Perfect Coffee 5 5 AMF Stacy's Mom 2 2 SS Real Human Being 22 22 CF Cunt Destroyer 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Segata Sanshiro 1 1 CB M. Transmitíon - - CB Once There Was A Tree 2 2 CMF Sir Arthur - - DMF Dom Mazzetti 1 1 CF Da Hood 1 1

Straight Outta Ruston

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Segata Sanshiro 1 1 LB Blimp Train -2 -2 CB Cleganebowl 1 1 RB Me And My Wife 1 1 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Sena - - AMF /shugazi/ 2 2 AMF ENF 7 7 SS Giga Puddi 23 23 SS Lolicatgirls 6 6 RWF Jeff Mangum 14 14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Powerglove - - CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 CB Julius 5- 5 CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 CF Homucifer 8 8

Waifu-tan Master Race

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Derpy Hooves 3 3 CB >filters 2 2 CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 LB Fap Gauntlet 4 4 RB Cultist-Chan 1 1 CMF Goldblum 1 1 AMF Long Shadow Faggotry 2 2 AMF >Our Girl 3 3 CF Cunt Destroyer 10 10 SS [s4s]-tan 36 36 SS ENF 7 7

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Madokami 10 10 CB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 DMF 60's Spiderman 4 4 CF Banned 3 3

WHEN WILL SMALL MARKET FAGS STOP GETTING BTFO?

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Derpy "GUARANTEED TO GET 10 SAVES AND >PES THE OPPOSITION" Hooves 3 3 CB JDIM "JUST DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY" SA 1 1 CB /tg/ "PATRICIANS ONLY" Chess - - CB Anthony "DROPPING NEEDLES LIKE HE DROPS HIS SIDE CHARACTERS" Fantano 1 1 CMF Los "TACKLES YOUR AMF LIKE HE TACKLES FUCKING DRAGONS" Tiburon - - CMF Lauren "THE TEMPTRESS" Faust 3 3 AMF Sufjan "THE SUN CAME AND SO HAVE I" Stevens 1 1 AMF Dan "THE CANDY MAN" Schneider - - SS Best "FUCK HORSES THEY'RE ALL SHIT" Pony 32 32 CF Patrick "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION IN THE KNOCKOUTS NOW" Bateman 18 18 CF Michael "THE EMPIRE STATE MIME" Gira 14 14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Fuckin' "SAVED LIKE JIZZUS CHRIST'S BOTTLES OF SEMEN" Saved 6 6 CB Rule "63 IS BETTER" 34 7 7 CB "THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER TRUE" Queen of /b/ 6 6 CMF Triangle "CHEEKY /i/ PLAYER BECAUSE IT'S IRONIC" BF 1 1 - - CF Miror "POKEMON IS STILL FOR KIDS BUT MANCHILDREN NEVER DIE" B 6 6

Team Smugleaf's Electric Mice Inc.

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Powerglove - - LB Blimp Train -2 -2 CB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 RB Hide Nagachika - - CMF Daily Dose 6 6 AMF Kinder Eggs - - AMF MikeMikuDrama - - AMF Alteisen Reise 2 2 SS Boss Nigger 1 1 SS Descartes 7 7 CF Cunt Destroyer 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Not Retro 3 3 CB No Discernable Talent - - CB QT Yuki 2 2 AMF Prof. Layton - - AMF You Knoe Who - - CF Da Hood 1 1

As Kawaii As It Can Be

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 LB Katie Loved Books - - CB Questionable Age - - CB Emma Stone 1 1 RB Homura - - DMF ISIS-chan 1 1 CMF Xiao Mei - - AMF Akkarin 10 10 LWF Lolita Wanted It 4 4 CF Homucifer 16 16 CF Yoko Littner 11 11

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Handwritten - - LB Elves - - RB Ayn Rand 1 1 DMF Pomf-chan 3 3 AMF Delicious Flat Chest - - CF /co/lette 16 16

Dr.Piccolos Daily Dose of Maymays

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Segata "Saturn" Sanshiro - - CB Orange Transparent "Motherfucking" Chainsaw - - CB Proud of it's "Autistic" Power - - LB "Poyo" Kirby 2 2 DMF Sir "Not a bear" Bearington 5 5 CMF "Womp" Ronnie 1 1 CMF "The Doctor" DAILY DOSE 6 6 CMF Satoru "RIPIP" Iwata - - AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider - - SS "Big guy" FOR YOU 10 10 SS Patrick "Check'em" Bateman 18 18

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Steven "Hotwheels" Hawkins -2 -2 LB Yee "Yee" - - CB "Mega" Fug - - CMF Gordon "RAW!" Ramsay - - DMF Megas "nice!" XLR 1 1 CF "That fucking cat" Kerning 21 21

Team No Nevermind I Still Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Merzbow 3 3 LB WAYWO? -1 -1 CB Rule 34 7 7 RB Cultist-Chan 1 1 DMF F40PH 1 1 DMF Ronnie 1 1 CMF Satoru Iwata 2 2 CMF Greedy Resellers 9 9 AMF Akkarin 10 10 SS Kacho Arino 20 20 CF Patrick Bateman 36 36

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Segata Sanshiro 1 1 LB PPPPUUUU~ - - CB >beans in chili 2 2 DMF Megas XLR 1 1 CMF Awoo~ 1 1 SS For You 10 10

If It Happens On Game Day, You Didn't Get PES'd -- The Other Team Was Just Better

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Airport General Mark X - - LB Stockings 1 1 CB /tg/ Chess - - CB Orange Transparent Chainsaw - - CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Muscle Wizard 5 5 SS Archer 2 2 AMF Bravest Bird 6 6 RWF Kneesocks 3 3 LWF Slave Princess 1 1 CF Cunt Destroyer 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Cast-Iron Skillet - - CB Housefires 5 5 CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - DMF Gunbuster 1 1 CF Futa/Alternative 2 2

Team bigsmall Market Teams sucked the Fuck in Ponyconspiracymercfagsshitpostcore #17starsontheflank. FC Soccer Club Team.

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Derpy Hooves 3 3 CB Atlas 2 2 CB The Rake - - CB Chubby 6 6 CMF Princess Twilight 9 9 AMF Long Shadow Faggotry 2 2 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 AMF Kinder Eggs 1 1 SS Jace 14 14 SS Madoka Titus 2 2 SS Best Pony 32 32

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Madokami 10 10 CB No Discernable Talent - - CB Goggles 8 8 AMF Triple Intergrals - - AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 CF Pyramid Head 1 1

Bet Rigtor Inc.

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Groped - - CB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 CB Big Tits - - RB Hide Nagachika - - CMF Goldblum 1 1 CMF Hemmingway 5 5 AMF Long Shadow Faggotry 2 2 AMF Teru Time 10 10 AMF Hope Corgi 2 2 SS Yoko Littner 22 22 SS Start With The Greeks 54 54

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Godmars 1 1 CB Julius 5 5 CB Emma Stone 1 1 CMF SCP Series - - AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 CF Kerning 21 21

White Pride Worldwide

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Garterbelt - - CB Dark Side Of The Moon - - CB No Es Fake - - CB Donut Man 2 2 DMF My Nugga 1 1 CMF Princess 'Black' Twilight - - CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - CMF Black Sunshine - - RWF Niggardly Jew 4 4 LWF MC Ride 36 36 CF Da Hood 2 2

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Snoop Dog - - CB Brown Thread - - CB Nasheed - - DMF African Bugman - - CMF Cory Baxter 1 1 CF Space Negro 9 9

Surf's Up

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Cast-Iron Skillet - - LB Katie Loved Books - - CB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 CB Multiple Attackers - - RB Lava Golem - - DMF Feito-Chan 4 4 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CMF DFW 9 9 AMF Faye Artemis 5 5 CF Nachos 22 22 SS CENAWINSLOL 12 12

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Madokami 10 10 CB Queen of /b/ 6 6 CB Rule 34 7 7 DMF F40PH 1 1 AMF Sufjan Stevens 1 1 RWF Jeff Mangum 7 7

May-May United

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Derpy Hooves 3 3 LB Stockings 1 1 CB :^) 2 2 RB >no hooves - - CMF Spacecat 9 9 AMF Akkarin 20 20 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 CMF D A N K M E M E S 3 3 LWF Lolita Wanted It 4 4 SS Boss Nigger 1 1 CF Cunt Destroyer 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Fuckin' Saved 6 6 CB /tg/ Chess - - CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 CMF Check Em 3 3 CMF Pipebomb 1 1 CF Doomrider 26 26

Team when is /v/ going to git gud so I can put sanic in my FF team FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 LB Capeshit 1 1 CB Ahegao - - CB Shitbox 1 1 RB Aeris Dies - - DMF Pomf-chan 3 3 CMF Professor Zoom 2 2 AMF Kinder Eggs 1 1 AMF Doom 16 16 SS Purest Form of Love 7 7 CF CRT 52 52

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Gaston - - CB Big O - - CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 DMF My Nugga 1 1 CMF Asking For It 3 3 CF Takumi 14 14

Team I should have done something better with my life, but I'm doing this instead

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Gaston - - CB Ritchie - - RB Awoo~ 1 1 LB Elves - - DMF Masaokis - - CMF Incest - - CMF Daily Dose 3 3 AMF Perfect Coffee 10 10 AMF Doom 8 8 SS Dogars 3 3 CF Nachos 22 22

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stoic Orc 1 1 CB Iron "Why is my blender model so fucked up?" Giant - - RB Cultist-chan 1 1 AMF :^) 2 2 CMF Megumi - - SS Lolicatgirls 3 3

Team IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK, YOU'LL BE SCORIN' ON FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME, MIGHT EVEN WIN A CUP OR TWO

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Powerglove - - LB Dickass Thief 2 2 CB Gardevoir Paizuri - - CB Slut Girl - - CMF Archer 2 2 AMF Faye Artemis 5 5 CMF My Dad 2 2 CMF Los Tiburon - - CF Futa/Alternative 4 4 CF CENAWINSLOL 6 6 SS Dmitrys 2 2

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Gaston - - CB Al/ck/oholic - - CB PPPPUUUU - - CMF Awoo~ 1 1 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CF Da Hood 1 1

Sporting AFC Lad Banter United

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Gaston - - LB Blimp Train -2 -2 CB Read The Sticky 2 2 LB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 RB No Homo - - DMF 60's Spiderman 4 4 CMF GNU/Linux - - AMF Giga Puddi 23 23 SS Kacho Arino 20 20 LWF Niggardly Jew 4 4 CF Patrick Bateman 18 18

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - LB John Romero 2 2 CB Killer Mike 2 2 DMF Gunbuster 1 1 CMF Fuck The Police - - SS For You 5 5

The Surprise Package

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Stallman - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CB Proud Of It's Power - - LB /intsoc/ 1 1 RB Hide Nagachika - - DMF Dom Mazzetti 1 1 CMF Edward Elric 1 1 AMF Bepsi 1 1 SS Trumpets 9 9 CF Zyzz 32 32 CF Install Gentoo 14 -14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Airport General Mark X - - CB Slenderman 1 1 CB >filters 2 2 DMF Gunbuster 1 1 CMF Feet - - CF Pyramid Head 1 1

Team Kinky Dong's Crate of Excitement

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Godmars 1 1 CB Super Sonico - - CB Guts Thread 4 4 CB Mega Man - - LB Bad News 1 1 CMF My Dad 2 2 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 AMF Hope Corgi 2 2 LMF Optimus Prime 1 1 SS Doomguy 22 22 CF Yoko Littner 2 22

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Ham Hands - - CB Succubus 2 2 CB Shovelman - - CMF Los Tiburon - - DMF Danbo - - CF Gundam 1 1

Team Fuck 5: Just Fucked At You, fyi

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Cast-Iron Skillet - - CB Atlas 2 2 LB Capeshit 1 1 RB Dr Dick - - CMF Los Tiburon - - CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - CMF Elzi 1 1 AMF /ck/ Challenge 7 7 SS Takeo Ischi 1 1 SS Dmitrys 4 4 CF Doomrider 52 52

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Airport General Mark X - - CB Free Will Doesn't Exist -2 -2 CB Old Steel 10 Speed - - CMF ShiPainter 4 4 AMF Triple Intergrals - - CF Space Negro 9 9

God Damn Thirsty Fucking Rocks FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Garterbelt - - LB Dickass Thief 2 2 CB Free Will Doesn't Exist -2 -2 RB Chink Magic - - CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 CMF Oolong Earl Grey 1 1 CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 3 3 AMF Hope Corgi 2 2 AMF Alteisen Reise 4 4 AMF Doom 16 16 SS ENF 7 7

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Hypercrisis - - LB Dorifto 1 1 RB Mezzo Forte 8 8 DMF My Nugga 1 1 CMF Los Tiburon - - CF Homucifer 8 8

Literally Guaranteed To Finish In The Bottom F.C.

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Civic 3 3 LB /intsoc/ - - CB NSFW Drop General - - RB Phil Elverum 2 2 DMF Levi Ackermann 4 4 CMF SCP Series - - CMF Skype - - CMF >Undergraduates - - CMF Spacecat 18 18 LWF Reika Kitami 5 5 RWF Selfie 9 9

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Gaston - - CB Guts Thread 4 4 CB MAME 1 1 CMF BAVI 3 3 CMF Theory (a geuss) - - SS Helvetica 7 7

Team >implying big market teams are relevant 3

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 CB Mega Man - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CB Gardevoir Paizuri - - DMF Feito-chan 4 4 CMF Rias Gremory - - CMF Greedy Resellers 9 9 AMF Kinder Eggs 1 1 SS Descartes 7 7 CF Space Negro 18 18 CF Yoko Littner - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Taiga Kagami - - CB Small Tits - - CB Goggles 8 8 DMF Tomboys - - AMF shockandjoy - - CF Cunt Destroyer 5 5

Team Spicy Gundam

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Merzbow 3 3 CB Bjork - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CB Gardevoir Paizuri - - CMF IWantToCumInDashie 4 4 AMF Hipster Fixie 1 1 AMF Bepsi 1 1 AMF I Like Trains 2 2 SS Fuck You Pay Me 16 16 SS Boss Nigger 1 1 CF Gundam (yolo) 2 2

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Cavesponge - - CB Read The Sticky 2 2 CB Nasheed - - CMF Edward Elric 1 1 CMF Midousuji Akira 1 1 CF Kaworu Nagisa 7 7

F.C. Randomizer United Wednesday 2015

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Civic 3 3 LB Katie Loved Books - - CB Huge Orson Welles 6 6 CB Housefires 5 5 CB Big O - - RB Shimapan 1 1 DMF Alton Brown - - LMF L O N D O N 5 5 CMF Professor Zoom 2 2 SS K-Kisekae II 6 6 CF Tite Gapz - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Hypercrisis - - LB Elves - - CB Will I Die? 2 2 LMF 2edgy4me - - CMF Green Is My Pepper - - CF Futa/Alternative 2 2

Team Literally used random.org for this

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Muh Spooks - - RB Lava Golem - - LB John Romero 2 2 CB Fred -1 -1 CB NSFW Drop General - - DMF Use The Fucking Catalog - - CMF >Undergraduates - - AMF Akkarin 10 10 AMF I Like Trains 1 1 RWF Kneesocks - - SS K-Kisekae II 6 6

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK /cel/ - - CB Old Steel 10 Speed - - CB Chubby 6 6 DMF Feito-chan 4 4 DMF Pissey 2 2 CF Cunt Destroyer 5 5

Team Domain Drive

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Stephen Hawking -2 -2 CB :^) 2 2 CB Iron Giant - - CB Multiple Attackers - - CB Housefires 5 5 DMF Sir Bearington 10 10 CMF IWantToCumInDashie 4 4 CMF Macarons 5 5 AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider - - SS Dmitrys 2 2 CF Kaworu Nagisa 14 14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Socket Error -2 -2 CB High Test 7 7 CB Super Sonico - - CMF Satoru Iwata 2 2 CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 3 3 CF Emma Watson 5 5

Team DJ LOUIE

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK ME!ME!ME! 2 2 LB Fap Gauntlet 4 4 CB Thanks M.A. Larson 4 4 CB Horsefucker 2 2 RB La Blue Girl 4 4 DMF H*nd H*lding 1 1 AMF Doom 16 16 AMF Akkarin 10 10 SS Boss Nigger 1 1 SS K-Kisekae II 12 12 CF Brendan Fraser 5 5

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Segata Sanshiro 1 1 CB Fug - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CMF Yee - - AMF Paul Walker - - CF Cunt Destroyer 5 5

>not trying to get last

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Vacant - - RB Delicious Loli - - CB Trolled 2 Death - - CB Hinata Shouyou - - LB Communism - - DMF Shoggoth - - DMF Levi Ackermann - - CMF Spacecat 9 9 CF Yuuichiro Hyakuya - - CF Lucky Dice Thread - - LWF Areacodes - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Trigger Warning - - RB Doppeganger 1 1 LB Solomon Demon 1 1 DMF No Moves - - AMF Miss Hips - - CF Permalurker - -

Better than Smiff's team United F.C.® in IMAX® 3D HFR

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Cast Iron Skillet - - CB Ebin 2 2 LB Fap Gauntlet 4 4 RB Astral Meetup - - DMF Botnet 1 1 DMF Ronnie 1 1 CMF ShiPainter 8 8 AMF Akkarin 10 10 SS For You 10 10 CF CENAWINSLOL 6 6 CF Patrick Bateman 18 18

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Fuckin' Saved 6 6 LB Rainmeter 1 1 CB Al/ck/oholic - - CMF Check Em 3 3 DMF Louis CK - - CF Doomrider 26 26

Wave your flag

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Stephen Hawking -2 -2 LB Creepypasta -1 -1 CB Al/ck/oholic - - RB Cousins By The Way 6 6 Sir Bearington is a medal. Lost player - - CMF Incest - - CMF GNU/Linux - - AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider - - SS Purest Form of Love 7 7 SS Takeo Ischi 2 2 CF Takumi 14 14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - CB Read The Sticky 2 2 CB Cleganebowl 1 1 DMF RIP Clarkson 1 1 CMF >Undergraduates - - SS Best Pony 16 16

_North gags on fat black memes Part 4: Spiral Vomit Edition

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Tankred - - CB The Rake - - CB Goggles 8 8 CB Guts Thread 4 4 LMF Bully My Dick - - CMF ShiPainter 4 4 CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 AMF Hipster Fixie 2 2 CF CENAWINSLOL 6 6 CF Patrick Bateman 36 36 CF Triforce 30 30

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - CB Shitbox 1 1 CB Slut Girl - - CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 3 3 CMF Goldblum 1 1 CF Yoko Littner - -

Cringe and TCH

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Ham Hands - - CB Super Sonico - - RB La Blue Girl 4 4 CB Succubus 2 2 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 AMF Triple Intergrals - - AMF Stacy's Mom 2 2 AMF Alteisen Reise 2 2 SS ENF 14 14 CF Yoko Littner - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Cast Iron Skillet - - LB Dickass Thief 2 2 CB /tg/ Chess - - DMF Megas XLR 1 1 CMF Citizen Snips 2 2 SS Madoka Titus 1 1

The Jollyville Fuck-Its

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK James Cameron 4 4 CB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 CB Killer Mike 2 2 LB Dickass Thief 2 2 RB Befriending -1 -1 DMF Pomf-chan 3 3 CMF Zone 5 5 AMF Alteisen Reise 2 2 SS ENF 7 7 SS Descartes 14 14 CF Woody 12 12

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Powerglove - - CB Al/ck/oholic - - CB (￣人￣) 0 0 AMF Sufjan Stevens 1 1 CMF Fuck The Police - - CF CENAWINSLOL 6 6

Team Best for Business

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Vacant - - CB Shovelman - - CB Ahegao - - CB Slenderman - - DMF Alton Brown - - DMF Pomf-chan 3 3 CMF Rias Gremory - - AMF Bill Nye 11 11 SS Pink Himalayan Salt 11 11 SS Asuka 26 26 CF CENAWINSLOL 12 12

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK ME!ME!ME! 2 2 CB NSFW Drop General - - CB Dead Parents - - DMF Missingno. - - CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CF Miror B 6 6

Team ">inb4 3rd again"

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Godmars 1 1 RB No Homo - - CB Julius 5 5 LB Stockings 1 1 CMF ShiPainter 4 4 CMF Hemmingway 5 5 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 AMF MikuMikuDrama 2 2 LWF Lolita Wanted It 4 4 CF Yoko Littner 22 22 CF Start With The Greeks 54 54

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Madokami 10 10 RB Plasti Dip - - RB Manlet 6 6 DMF Cumflation 1 1 DMF Gunbuster 1 1 CF Gundam 5 5

Team Unbearable Responsibility

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Tankred - - LB Cringe 6 6 CB Mormon Jesus 1 1 CB Free Will Doesn't Exist -2 -2 DMF H*nd H*lding 1 1 CMF My Dad 2 2 CMF SCP Series - - SS Trumpets 18 18 SS Lolicatgirls 3 3 CF Pyramid Head 2 2 - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Sad Panda 2 2 LB Urist McDwarf - - CB Cleganebowl 1 1 CMF Giantess 1 1 CMF >Biology >Hard Science - - CF Titty Monster - -

The Planeteers

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Godmars 1 1 RB No Homo - - CB :^) 2 2 CB Emma Stone 1 1 DMF F40PH 1 1 CMF ShiPainter 4 4 CMF Check Em 3 3 AMF Stacy's Mom 2 2 AMF Giga Puddi 23 23 CF Triforce 60 60 CF Yoko Littner 22 22

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Ham Hands - - CB Slut Girl - - RB Me And My Wife 1 1 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - CF Patrick Bateman 18 18

WAKALIWOOD presents: TEBAATEBAATEBAATEBAATUSASULA

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Godmars 1 1 LB Bad News 1 1 CB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 RB Tentaquil - - CMF Black Sunshine - - CMF Zone 5 5 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 AMF /d/ Sized Cock 3 3 AMF Doom 16 16 SS ENF 7 7 CF Homucifer 16 16

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Powerglove - - LB Capeshit 1 1 LB Stockings 1 1 AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 AMF Sufjan Stevens 1 1 CF Zyzz 16 16

Mansnibbit Unabbit FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Tankred - - CB Atlas 2 2 CB Goggles 8 8 CB Horsefucker 2 2 DMF ISIS-chan 1 1 CMF Princess Twilight 9 9 CMF Angel Blade 3 3 AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 AMF Teru Time 10 10 CF Best Pony 32 32 CF Homucifer 16 16

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Socket Error -2 -2 CB Donut Man 2 2 CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 CMF D A N K M E M E S 3 3 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 CF Summer Vacation 17 17

Team Blegh

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Jackie Chan Tulpa 1 1 CB :^) 2 2 CB Mega Man - - CB Shovelman - - CB Multiple Attackers - - CMF Princess Twilight 18 18 CMF My Dad 2 2 AMF Nice Grill 8 8 AMF Kinder Eggs 1 1 SS >rape 34 34 SS [s4s]-tan 18 18

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Emprah 3 3 CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 CB Shygirls -1 -1 CMF ShiPainter 4 4 DMF RIP Clarkson 1 1 SS For You 5 5

Rankings

2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Fantasy Football Rankings Rank Change Teams Points 1 Team Teams that are going to top their groups 141 1 The Planeteers 141 3 Mansnibbit Unabbit FC 115 4 Team when is /v/ going to git gud so I can put sanic in my FF team FC 112 5 Bet Rigtor Inc. 111 6 Team 'Did Someone Just Say "Weeaboo?" 'Cause I Think I Heard Someone Say "Weeaboo."' 109 7 Team No Nevermind I Still Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing 104 8 Team ">inb4 3rd again" 103 9 Team Team bigsmall Market Teams sucked the Fuck in Ponyconspiracymercfagsshitpostcore #17starsontheflank. FC Soccer Club Team. 101 10 Team I can't think of a name FC 100 11 Team Blegh 99 12 WHEN WILL SMALL MARKET FAGS STOP GETTING BTFO? 98 13 _North gags on fat black memes Part 4: Spiral Vomit Edition 96 13 Better than Smiff's team United F.C.® in IMAX® 3D HFR 96 15 Waifu-tan Master Race 95

Rules

Teams are to be put on the wiki before the scheduled starting time of the first match of the tournament. This team will count for the whole tournament.

Teams must consist of: a team name, eleven starting players and six substitutes, a captain and a vice-captain. The eleven starting players must follow these guidelines:

• 1 goalkeeper
• 3-5 defenders, with a maximum of 1 LB and 1 RB. CBs are limitless
• 3-6 midfielders, with a maximum of 1 LMF, 1 RMF, 3 AMFs, 3 CMFs, 3 DMFs, and at least one CMF or DMF.
• 1-3 forwards, with a maximum of 1 LWF and 1 RWF. CFs and SSs are limitless
  

The substitutes must consist of one goalkeeper, two defenders, two midfielders and one forward.

A team must have exactly two gold and two silver players. This does not include the forward substitute, who can be either gold or silver without affecting these limitations - however, a forward substitute cannot fill in for a lower class, so a gold forward substitute cannot fill in for a silver. Furthermore, a team may have no more than three players overall from any one board.

If a player in the team's starting eleven does not play in a round, a substitute who does may take their spot. The player must be from the same category, but specific position differences are allowed (so a CB may fill in for a LB, but not for a DMF).

For each round of matches, all players who take the field will receive a score for their performance. The team's score will be calculated at the end of each round as the sum of the scores of their eleven players. If a player does not play and is not covered by a substitute, they will count 0 towards the team's score.

Following the group stages of a cup, teams are allowed to remove eliminated players and replace them with players still in the tournament. The team must run the same formation but can change the individual positions (so a CB may swap for an RB if it does not break the maximums listen above). Medals must remain in the same section of defence, midfield or attack but can change positions. If there are no more players at a level, you are permitted to move the player up or down to the nearest available spot to replace the player. For instance, if you have a gold CB in the team and that was the only team with a gold CB, you then look to teams with a gold DMF then CMF, LMF/RMF, AMF, SS, LWF/RWF, CF in that order. The reverse can be used for non medal strikers. Captains and vice captains can change at this stage.

Scoring

Points are accumulated as follows:

• 1 point for each full point of match rating in excess of 4.
• 6 points for a defender or goalkeeper scoring a goal.
• 5 points for a midfielder scoring a goal.
• 4 points for a forward scoring a goal.
• 3 points for a goal assist.
• 4 points for a defender or goalkeeper if their team managed a clean sheet and they played 60 minutes or more.
• 3 points for a defender or goalkeeper if their team managed a clean sheet and they took the field yet played less than 60 minutes.
• 1 point for a midfielder if their team managed a clean sheet and they played 60 minutes or more.
• 1 point for every 2 saves made by a goalkeeper.
• 5 points for a goalkeeper saving a penalty (not if it is missed).
• -2 points for a player who misses a penalty.
• 3 points if a player is judged Man of the Match by PES.
• 2 points if the player's match rating is equal to or higher than the Man of the Match's.
• 1 point if the player's match rating is 0.5 less than the Man of the Match's.
• -1 point for every 2 goals conceded by a defender or goalkeeper's team while the player was on the field.
• -1 point for the player receiving a yellow card.
• -3 points for the player receiving a red card.
• -5 points for the player receiving a red card from 2 yellow cards.
• -2 points for the player scoring an own goal.
  

After these scores are tallied, the captain will have his score doubled, and if he did not play then the vice-captain's score will be doubled instead.

Once scores have been calculated for each match day, they will be posted. The competition will run for the duration of the cup. At the conclusion of the tournament, the team with the highest score will be awarded the Hatte Saburo trophy.