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>de scription
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Ethan Allen |
Ethan Allen was ten feet tall and could breathe fire. He was fueled entirely by alcohol and the blood of New Yorkers
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>Flatlanders |
The Legions of Hampshire and York
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The Green Mountain Boys |
The Army of the Republic. Started as a terrorist group in 1770 to prevent New York from occupying the New Hampshire Grants.
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Ira Allen |
Ethan Allen gets all the credit for founding Vermont, but his younger brother Ira did all the real work while Ethan was in jail.
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Thomas Chittenden |
Co-founder of the republic with Ira Allen. Also the governor.
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Nathaniel Shays |
Hey remember that time Vermont cucked Massachusetts and destroyed the US Government? Of course not because the (((Yorkers))) have rewritten your history books!
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William Delaplace's wine cellar |
Ethans says he captured Fort Ticonderoga for the cannons, but we all know what he was really after...
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Onion River Land Company |
After his terrorist organization drove New Yorkers off their land, Ethan's land company bought it from them for pennies on the dollar. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS
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(((Yorker))) |
SMELLY DUMB YORKER SCUM
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Battle of Bennington |
Not actually fought in Bennington, or with the flag widely attributed to it.
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Fort Ticonderoga |
Literally the only reason anyone has heard of Vermont.
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Lake Champlain |
THE Lake
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Haldimand Affair |
[Insert joke about Vermont being Canadian]
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Battle of Longue-Pointe |
Ethan Allen decided he was so much of a badass that he could capture Montreal all by himself...it didn't work out
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"Natural Pattern" |
The stars were not sewn on at random! Really!
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Good luck I'm Behind 7000 Mountains |
>Declare war >Put a bunch of almost impassible mountains between you and your opponent >Wait for them to give up >??? >Profit
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Benedict Arnold |
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE!"
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The Republic of New Connecticut |
Admittedly not the best name choice
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New Hampshire Grants |
Perfectly 100% legal land sales
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Remember The 2 Million |
It is the official position of the State of Vermont that we never should have had to pay NY for our land and that with inflation they owe us $2 Million
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The Black Snake |
Fuck you Thomas Jefferson we trade with whoever we want
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UVM |
One of America's first universities. Founded by Ira Allen the same year Vermont was recognized by Congress
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Western Union of the State of Vermont |
PLATSBURGH IS OUR CLAY, CHAMPLAIN IS OUR LAKE
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