/2hug/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

Name	Number	Position	Sigil	Portrait	Description
1cc Killer	36	GK			★★★★★ Goalkeeping Ability ★★★★★ Gatekeeping ability A newhu and the last goalkeeper to join the team, 1cc killer, or Clownpiece for the intimate, will ruin both your runs and your shots. Soon after her debut in VGL 13, she established herself as a goalkeeper to be feared by establishing a 4cc spanning record of most saves in a single game (in PES 16 no less!). Her performance has stayed remarkable since, but not consistent. Not too shabby for a honorary moonie! Showcase

Forwards

Name	Number	Position	Sigil	Portrait	Description
Pls Rember	20	CF			★★★★★ Goal scoring ability ★★★★★ She rembers pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy wen day is dark alway rember happy day This happy girl simply is /2hug/, she will never back down and never give up. In the face of ultra fast generals and generally low quality generals, a safe haven exists in the form of /2hug/, an easy going general where happy days are bound! In the face of despair, keep getting back up! The heart and soul of the team. Main goal scorer and all around great player extravaganza. No matter how badly the team is doing, she always rembers the happy days, and always strive to create new ones! Showcase
Tengu Thursdays	4	SS			★★★★★ News Credibility ★★★★★ Quality of Articles Bunbunmaru Extra! Today is thursday and you know what that means, it's time to rank the top 10 hottest tengus! As you know, this article is reserved for paying members only. Thank you for your patronage! [Number 10: This crow tengu wearing a parka in midsummer (WHAT IS SHE DOING?!)] A player who focuses on tricks and creative plays to support goals or score a cheeky one herself should the opportunity come up Showcase
Dead Womb	79	SS			★★★★☆ Support Ability ☆☆☆☆☆ Fertility She may not be able to have kids anymore but that won't slow this old bat down! Call it a mid-infinite life crisis, but you can't deny she rocks that bike! An authentic 1996 Road King Harley Davidson?! No fucking way, it's the same one from that movie, Minute Man 27 Big Shots! She's not letting that dusty cavern of hers slow her down! And I'm so glad she's taking her sister out, she must really be enjoying this ride! A wildcard player, playing both support and offense, whenever the mood strikes her. Showcase

Midfielders

Name	Number	Position	Sigil	Portrait	Description
Bicycle Yukari	17	AMF			★★★★☆ Support Ability ★☆☆☆☆ Ran's approval of her doing this Her role is to support the team, but really all she cares about is riding that bicycle of hers. A young and hip girl such as herself would do something as sporty as this! An easygoing support player, she tends to be the main supply line for the front lines. She's a bit of a background character, but she does score occasionally to remind everyone who's the boss of this fantasy. Showcase
Fuck Buddhism	13	CMF			★★★★★ Ball stealing ability ★★★★★ Enjoyment from burning buddhist corpses Fuck Buddhism is one of the most popular newcomers to the team. After numerous embarrassing performances from buddhists, the time to kill them is finally here! Pick up your torch and come torch the fuckers! But, maybe Futo is more like one of those buddhist players than she realises. A pressing heavy midfielders who wants to bully the opposing team off the ball before they get a chance. She seems to be aiming higher and try to score goals too! Showcase
PC-98	98	AMF			★★☆☆☆ Modern day relevancy ★★★★★ How much my bones feel it This is what happens to 2hus that are discarded by ZUN. This amalgamation of PC98hu are hoping to one day show up in a new game to escape. While ZUN couldn't name you a single PC98 character nowadays, it remains on a lot of /2hug/ger's radar, as they often decide to start all the way from HRtP. Keep it up!
Wheelchair Okina	16	AMF			★★★★★ Defensive Prowess ☆☆☆☆☆ Feeling in legs W-where are you taking me?! You wouldn't dare do this back when I could walk! ... Don't say you're tired of hearing me talk of that time... I was happy then, and now look at me! A god in a wheelchair?! The other sages are never going to let me live this down...
Marisa Sux	3	AMF			★☆☆☆☆ Power ★☆☆☆☆ Hitbox size Marisa was all about speed and power at the cost of harder survivability but now, ZUN has over-tuned her to a point where her damage is on par if not worse than Reimu's on average. What's that in the distan- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET ME OFF THIS MISSILE...!!!
Meaningful Discussions	8	DMF			★★★★★ Interesting Topics ★★★★★ Defensive Prowess Ever since I've joined /2hug/, I’ve been fascinated by the rich discussion that happens on it. /2hug/gers really opened my eyes to ZUN's accomplishments in art, music, and gameplay. What an incredibly cool general! It’s sad how other touhou posters always dwell on the negative aspects of /2hug/. Granted, /2hug/ faces some bump challenges (the result of discussion so meaningful, little to no topic remains unexplored), but I’m sure the discerning primary Touhou fans here don’t concern themselves with thoughts of shallow relevancy when they are surrounded every day by such stirring, dynamic expressions of the human spirit.
Imperishable Friday Night	89	DMF			★★★★★ Ability to kill slow thread ★★★★★ Guinea Pig Rating Ever since Eirin decided to test her new vaporizer acid on my image dump HDD, my mind has been dead to the world. Please, God, let me leave this place. I have no hope for my general. I see it in the glassy-eyed stares of my fellow posters. We have no bumps. We have been ruled by lazy NEETs who promise image dumps bumps but kills the thread on friday nights instead. The bumps, billions and billions of posts, they disappear. Millions of us lurk on /2hug/ with nothing to bump with. I don’t want to archive early anymore.
Reimu is a Good and Hardworking Slasher	25	DMF			★★★★★ How fucking dead and buried fortune teller is ? How justified it was. Reimu deals with a lot of the villages problem for little to no reward. She (fictionally) risk her life everyday to protect people from monsters beyond their comprehension every hour, every minute and every second of her life, and not only does she get nothing in return, she doesn't expect anything >Killed that fortune teller that one time. Ok, but she also hosts days long festivities to lift everyone's spirits at her own cost an- >Killed that fortune teller that one time. She may also helps villagers with more mundane problems su- >KILLED THAT FORTUNE TELLER THAT ONE TIME THAT BITCH SQUEALED WHEN HE DIED AND I LIKED IT!
Sex Fox	69	DMF			★★★★★ Cuteness ★★★★★ Funniness The joke is [indescribable sex act you would perform on this fox]

Defenders

Name	Number	Position	Sigil	Portrait	Description
Touhou is reclining	19	RB			★★★☆☆ Offensive Ability ☆☆☆☆☆ Relevancy as a franchise (self rated) It's over. The good times are long behind us and the way ahead is a bottomless abyss from which ascent is impossible. Other franchise have stolen our doujin artists and interest is waning in favour of gacha teams. Gentlemen, I do believe I shall declare that Touhou, as a franchise and icon, is reclining
Thread Killing Frog	7	RB			★★★★☆ Crossing Ability ★★★★★ Finishing off thread on page 9 Is that tengu posting I see? I simply must end it! Model is a WIP
Filthy Secondary	6	CB			★★★★★ Posting pictures of his touhou waifu on twitter ☆☆☆☆☆ Desire to learn anything about her The backbone of the franchise and the team, secondaries are everywhere and here to stay. They may be on /2hug/, they may be on other websites, they may even be japanese doujin makers! He has been here since the beginning of the team, starting as a medal before being relegated to the backline where he has shown himself to be the most consistent and able defender. You may not like him, but he likes your 2hu and wouldn't be able to name a single thing about her. So is luna nights an official game? Because I keep seeing those old ass arcade game that look like... I think it's called Ikaruga? Something like that, but anyway, Flandre-tan is so KYUUUUTE!!!
Learn 2 Patch	19	CB			★★★★☆ Defensive Ability ★★☆☆☆ Signposting the patching guide (it's never enough) It's in the fucking OP. It says NEW PEOPLE READ THIS. The patch is listed as completely necessary. It's literally just drag and dropping a file into the root folder. SO DO WE REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO ASK EVERY THREAD WHY IS HIS GAME GOING TOO FAST?! LEARN TO FUCKING PATCH YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH WOULD ANSWER YOUR STUPID ASS QUESTION!
2hu is a videogame	96	CB			★★★★★ Gameplay and Release Schedule ☆☆☆☆☆ Actually posting about it A lesser mind would be fooled into believing touhou is an anime. Or a manga series. Or one of those concept album where it has a story within it and loose copyright let people use these character to make whatever they want. Unfortunately for you, mod, touhou is first and foremost a video game so you can't ban this general
Play for Score Faggot	40	CB			★★★☆☆ Scoring Ability ★★★★★ Showing off their subpar score Whatever the player calls you a faggot for playing for score, or demands you to play for score or you're a faggot is lost to history. Either way, you're a gigantic faggot for doing whichever one.
Remove Misfortune	2	CB			★★★★☆ Curse Removal ★★☆☆☆ Number of PESs she can spin on press :hinacopter: to remove misfortune
Why isn't this on /jp/?	7	CB	23		★★★★★ Own goal scoring ability ★★★☆☆ How much of a point that question has But really think about it though. The whole board is about touhou. There's a gameplay thread, image dumps and whatever more you could imagine. It's not like we-- I mean they want to poach quality posters. Just come post on /jp/. Please I'm begging you come post on /jp/. Answer is it sucks. I shan't explain myself.
Piracy is Blasphemy	18	LB			★★★★★ New Game Release Availability ★★★★★ Copyright Claiming Dirty Blasphemers A market is a transaction. You pay me money and you receive something in return. Ownership doesn't get transferred in any other way, if you pirate a game you do not own it and I will kill dirty thief. Huh? You want to read the fine print? YOU'RE BANNED
Take it Easy	21	LB			★★★★★ Ability to take it on the chin ★★★★★ Yu da ze~☆ ゆっくりしていってね！！！