/b/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	Fuckin' Saved		I really like this image

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Fureseiseki		Desu Desu Desu (forme de furry)
CB	Jigsaws		multiplayer jigsaw threads
CB	Nerve Gas		Just get some pennies, baking soda, salt and ammonia, your parents can help ^_^, blow pretty bubbles to make crystals and make sure to take deeep breaths
CB	Rule 34		Not only is your childhood innocence ruined, but theres porn of your virgin childhood innocence too
LB	ITS A TRAP		ITS GOT A PENIS ABORT ABORT
LB	Ocean of Piss		Pissing in an Ocean of piss, trolls trolling trolls.
LB	(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)		For a brief period a mod took it upon himself to descend upon /b/ and ban anyone posting anything resembling porn for a few days in 2020, he left as soon as he came and while there are types of pornography only /b/ will allow, theyd still rather the mod came back than the current state of constant unchecked blacked spam.
RB	CHECK EM		Dubs C-C-Check em~ NOT GOOD ENOUGH GIGANIGGER IS HERE ONLY QUADS CAN KILL IT
RB	Creepshot		Hidden camera footage of a slightly overweight single mother changing in a swimming pool bathroom is the patrician way to get off
RB	Tribute		Nothing shows your love for your waifu better than covering a printout of her or your poor phone in a rope of thick filthy neckbeard cum.

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
AMF	Longcat		A longtime favourite of /b/, though in recent years she had been mostly forgotten about until her untimely death in September 2020, causing much grief not just on /b/ but on splinter boards like /s4s/ and /an/. Longcat lives on on the team to honour her memory.
AMF	Tacgnol		There cannot be darkness without light, brought to fight Longcat in a battle without end to bring about the apocalypse of Catnarok. Fortunately (or unfortunately) the battle ended without such an ending and he rejoins his opposite on the pitch.
CMF	Delicous Loli		The flatter the better
CMF	60' Spiderman		This is a Spiderman roster now
CMF	Degener-AI-te		/b/s resident ai thread which manages to be more fucked up than /d/s. IF you wanted nancy pelosi but her skin is made of raw meat here you go. There were other forays like the sharing gf thread became an "my gf but anime" for like 6 months.
CMF	Waifu Thread		Claim your waifu. You dont want someone else to take her right?
DMF	Tiny Shota		Soft Squishy boys for pinching
DMF	Hard Druggie		Stoner Threads were a mainstay of /b/ but nowadays youre more likely to see a thread on cocaine, meth. mushrooms or LSD
DMF	Drawthread		/b/s resident art thread, often being the ones creating the things R34 is known for. Ask for a 6 armed version of your OC pissing on some obscure character from an anime only 2 people watched today.
DMF	Actual True Story Inbound		An often spammed greentext in greentext threads, the same copypasta story with the same image of a laser eyes film J Jonah Jameson

Strikers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SS	#REKT		Dyingniggers.gif.webm
CF	Triforce		▲ ▲ ▲

Retired Players

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	OP		Is a faggot, no exceptions.
GK	TRIGGERED		Because if we get angry we can pretend our worthless opinion means something
LB	The Fappening		You dont have to photoshop her head onto a pornstars body anymore
RB	2EDGY4ME		3EDGY5ME
CB	An Hiro		While youre there you can commit Sudoku aswell
LB	Moar		More
RB	Ass Thread		Ass Thread
DMF	Fats Mcgee		A tale of a teachers revenge against autism
CMF	Stoner Thread
CMF	GIGAPUDDI		GIGA PUDDI GIGA PUDDI SUDOKU GEKKAI GIGA PUDDI
CB	Queen of /b/		Always stick your dick in crazy dont believe those hippies
RB	Sharing GF		Sharing nude photos of exes and relatives has always been a common pastime for /b/ though increasingly people try to ask for dubs or trips (one of which you cant even get now) just for a crumb of uncensored pussy you can search for in 2 seconds on xvideos. Much like female teasers the correct thing to do is tell them to either just post it or fuck off. Now mostly merged with the AI thread after a year of using AI mirror to anime their wives.
RB	Porns Closed Due to Aids		Theres has been a few attempts both geniune and jewish larp to remove loli from /b/ both genuine and fake, mostly people claiming to be from /pol/ though the more recent attempts ends up looking more like CIA or JIDF glownigger larp when they can only post 7 year old pepes in response to any discussion. Both recent major attempts both used the "Yellow" protest where they would attempt to spam the site with the colour yellow, though that quickly backfired when both native trolls and loliposters themselves just started posting trolls and lolis with a yellow overlay and pretending to acquiesce, but mostly ignoring it.
LB	Deepnudes		Who needs leaked celebrity nudes when you can graft one onto any pornstars body at the click of a button
CB	Asian Hank Hill		Junchiro from the japan episode
DMF	TROLLED2DEATH		Live on Stream