/domg/ roster

Roster for /domg/

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Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	2000 ghosts in a fort		2spoopy

Defense(currently all the nonmedals)

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SW	FROGGED		Our ancient underwater civilization has been destroyed in a massive cataclysm? No problem, we'll just move to Mexico and take over the religion of the indigenous people there, placing ourselves at the top of the social hierarchy. Twice. Get frogged, bitch. (She's actually a toad, but please don't call her that to her face).
SW	Heroic Obesity		Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat.
SW	THE THREAT!
SW	You Will Never Be A Real Unit
RB	ILLFRAAAUD!!!		Fukken Illfraud.
SW	Around Elves, Watch Yourselves		You're having a gay old time crushing your opponents, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their women and all that, when suddenly ELVES EVERYWHERE, all up in your business, wrecking your shit then disappearing before you can catch them. You go home, but there's an elf hiding behind the tree in the yard. You open the fridge, but there's an elf hiding inside. You try to have breakfast, but there's an elf hiding in your cereal. You go for a swim, but an elf shat in the pool - and his horse too! If you don't want this to happen to you, remember to REMOVE ELVES, early and often!
SW	Nidder
SW	Waifu of Love and War
SW	Burden of Time		The God of Ermor has committed the act of ultimate evil against the world of the living by putting the Burden of Time upon the world. As long as this enchantment is active every living being will grow old and die in a few years time. And then after you pour all your gems into dispelling it he puts it up again next turn.
SW	In That Case I'll Be Going AI As Well		Lose a big battle? Better give up and go AI. Expansion army annihilated by Steve the local wizard? Better give up and go AI. Your neighbor looks to be too big and powerful to beat by your lonesome? Better give up and go AI. Stubbed your toe? Better give up and go AI. Another player went AI because they can't beat their neighbor? Better give up and go AI as well.
SW	Colossal Stone Hitler		The Colossal Hitler is a powerful spirit that inahbits a massive stone that has been chiseled into the shape of a head. The spirit cannot leave the Colossal Hitler, but it can possess willing targets in order to make its will heard and to perform tasks such as forging items for enchantment. The spirit is tremendously strong in its Dominion and it is also magically powerful. In a physical battle, the head would be difficult to destroy, even though it cannot strike back.
SW	itdepends		On what? Everything.
SW	Goon Cave Monastery		The Bekrydes of Pyrène were once simple cavemen, content with their troglopastoral lives. But first their father-figures, the giants living in the mountains above, were slaughtered to the last by foreign armies, then their girlfriend-figures the Sorginak left them for big black goats. By the late age, the nation has descended into utterly fatherless behavior and even the monasteries, once revered houses of learning, have become naught but houses of debauchery where the only things learnt are the summoning rites of succubi and incubi, whose cambion offspring now rule the nation. Basically, Late Age Pyrène is a nation of coomers.
SW	erf snek		All things must end one day, but not all endings are as graceful as the end of erf snek's reign. Despite being struck twice by the divine nerf-hammer, he has merely descended from being a meta-distorting optimal pick to being a very solid and simple early expansion option.
SW	Luck 5 IRL		Luck is also a skill.
SW	sloop will fix it		Illwinter do not have a reputation for caring about game balance. Fortunately, Dominions is very moddable.
SW	Mage Support		HOW TO WIN GAEM IN TWO EASY STEP: STEP 1: MAGE SUPPORT STEP 2: WIN GAEM

Midfield(currently just the silvers)

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SW	Giant Man-Eating Jews		Carnality incarnate, the jews will not stop until they have consumed the world and everything upon it. (Though if you want to be pedantic, they're actually man-eating giants from jewish mythology; the actualy tribes of Israel show up in the late age as various recruitable units and commanders, though the Kohen Gadol is still a deathly pale six-fingered giant with goat's horns upon his head)
SW	The /domg/ Veteran		This is not a title of honor. No great deeds are achieved by them.
SW	Forester Bob		epic as usual, bob

Offense(currently just the golds)

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SW	Black Servant		Can't even have black servants anymore, cuz of political correctness. Why, back in my day...
SW	Tent Owner		Owning a tent means you are a good hunter. It means you succeed where others fail. It means you can support a family, it means you get bitches. Tent Owners lead where lesser hunters follow. Fun fact: He and Frogged are relatives. Atlanteans are weird.

Ex-players

Ermor		The augurs of the great Notroman Empire once divined a great catastrophe, one that would lead their empire to its end. Their reaction was to steal the secrets of necromancy from Notegypt and use it to resurrect Notjesus. Naturally, that ritual was the disaster they had divined. Now Ermor is a land of Death, wherein the dead walk and the living die. The spooky skellington legions of Ermor are now marching forth in order to ruin everything for everyone forever.
Blood 10 Fountain		Blood hunting in your capital is the smartest form of blood hunting. Especially for middle era Ermor.
Six Million Anakites		Ulm did nothing wrong!
Pelagia		Pelagia is totally cool. They're the strongest nation in the game by far. There's nothing quite as terrifying as a bunch of mermages and turtle warriors on dry land. If somebody other than you picks Pelagia, you might as well give up because he's already won.
Olm Miscegnation		You see, when a daddy giant psionic worm and a mommy gigantic sack of lard oracle who can't actually tell the future love each other very much...
Throne of Gaia		The Throne of Gaia has awakened! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land!
Legion of Gods		Now that I have defeated all my enemies and become the supreme god, what should I do with my defeated rivals? Meh, I'll just stick all their souls in the few corpses of theirs that didn't get totally destroyed and seal them away behind a big-ass seal made out of the innocence and competence of an entire species I found lying about somewhere. I don't see how that could possibly cause problems down the road.
Ponyman		Take an elf on a horse. Make sure he has enough magical skill to cast mistform. Give him a frost brand and a vine shield. Add blessings to taste. You now have a ponyman!
Misfortune 3		What's the worst that could happen? That just happened. Twice.
Aboleth Traps		Gives a new meaning to 'screams like a girl'.
Grigorius		Grigorius the Grigori is an ancient being sent to watch the affairs of contending gods. He answers the call of wishful thinking and will appear and disappear at his own liking.
>crossbows
Eater of the Dead		The Eater of the Dead is a huge, amorphous mass of semi-liquefied, dead flesh. Arms, legs and half-melted heads are extended and retracted from the putrid mass, surrounded by an overpowering smell of decay. The Eater of the Dead was once banished to the Void by the previous Pantokrator. Now some foolish mage has recalled it in the vain hope that it can be controlled and made to play divegrass.
Ded Llama		Died for lack of beer money. RIP.
Illfraud's Cocaine Cruise		It's for research, you see. Yes, those hookers are also for research.
Asshole Batman		So there's this enormous bat-headed guy hiding somewhere in our capital, but we can't find him. Once a month he goes and assassinates one of our commanders, and that's why our military is completely paralyzed.
Have we checked on Ermor?		It's only been a few turns.
Desura Thug		I didn't choose the thug life, some moron with more gems than brain cells did for me.
Lugh the Long Handed		He's just the best at everything.
Scrub Club		Every poster in /domg/ gets a free lifetime membership.
Astral 1		A great thing to have if you're a 70 gold mage. A terrible thing to have as a pretender god, and for much the same reasons.
Bane Lord		Sharing a name with somebody famous can be tough, especially when you work in the same field. But Bane Lord is committed to proving that he is his own person and determined to not be overshadowed by some dude in a silly mask.
memegames		When your regular, everyday game of Dominions just ain't dank enough... There's always that one possibility, lurking in the back of your mind. The forbidden game. The game that breaks all taboos. The memegame.
Muuch Muuch		Muuch Muuch
Thursday		when patch? thursdaylol then patch actually came out and cannot into jokes anymore
100 PD		Truly an invulnerable defense! An impenetrable bastion, an aegis of righteousness! Nothing can possibly defeat 100 points of province defense!
Angry Stone Face		FEED ME ULMITES
Quadbless Mictlan		Who needs stuff like dominion or scales when you can have four major blesses? Four. Major. Blesses.
Turnbullying		Yelling at people to go do their turns doesn't really speed up games at all, but it sure feels satisfying.
Ulm - Waiting For Turn File		Only the master smiths of Ulm have learned the secrets of forging Blackstale, the feared material that makes fighting the armies of Ulm not at all difficult but nevertheless really aggravating as you have to wait for Llamaserver's turn timer to tick down every single turn before it force hosts the current turn because the faggot isn't sending in his turn files and basically Ulm players are huge faggots.
Pankoman		After untold eons of reigning supreme over the world, even ultimate power gets boring. When something he barely perceived beckoned, he leapt at the call, eager to relearn ancient longings and passions. And as he left his domain behind and journeyed beyond the world, he beheld a green field, a battlefield, whereupon ideas and concepts compete for victory, in a war called Virtual Divegrass. And he knew he had come to the right place. Meanwhile, in the world he left behind, the Wheel turns once again.
>stabbed by a methhead		Nobody has heard from him since he sent that message. RIPIP in pepperonis amuys.
Bogus the Troll		He is an experienced hero fighting for the greater good, magic treasures or just for the fun of it. Well, no, he's actually a creator's self-insert character fighting mostly to disrupt your plans and piss you off.
6 Months of SP
t. Malakal
Useless Kick		Even when all your arms are lopped off, you can still kick stuff! And kicking stuff is what divegrass is all about. Well, that and diving to the ground of course, but he can do that too!
Diplomonster		Talking with your neighbors and their neighbors? Proposing trade arrangements and exchanging information? Trying to use diplomacy to your advantage? To the autists of /domg/, you're pretty much an inhuman monster.