/esg/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
1	TOTAL GOSSIPNIGGER DEATH	GK		Forever the reason we, Soul Masters, don't get to marry, fuck and/or impregnate our soulwives in some of their Bond Stories. Cock blocking faggots if I say so myself.
12	A Naked Goat is fine too	GK		This but with Lute being naked and on my bed.

Starting Roster

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
2	Rad Cath	LB		Catherine (Radiance) is the first alter variant of a base character in the game. We call her Rad Cath for short. Heh... get it?
3	>metafagging	CB		Despite this game being extremely casual friendly and 99% of the content being easily clearable on Auto mode, our Ever reliable Guide will tell you to focus on getting Aki so your Soul Master endeavors start with a smooth sailing.
4	Tax Collector	CB		Don't worry if you don't know her yet, you'll get to do so real soon and repeatedly too. This little money hoarding knife eared "fairy" will even tell you how to spend your hard earned currency.
5	Breast Expansion Dev	RB		Here in 9Ark we fully believe in that all girls are equally beautiful in their own way, but they would be even MORE beautiful by our own ways, which feature Breast Expansion to every character in the game if possible, even to those who were previously flat as a pancake.
6	Airakot	DMF		Someday the Kot-fication of Gacha characters will end. Today, however, is not that day.
7	For (You)	CMF		Operator Five from Ark Zadkiel reporting in! This dutiful maid will make sure Savior gets to sleep 8 hours a day, eat healthy, live his life to the fullest and fulfill all his dreams, even if that means complete and utter extermination of any and/or all Souls.
8	Ark-Sized Mephi	CMF		Mephi is THE perfect Operator that we all know and love, which means she'll get an alt sometime soon, this time with Ark Sized Breasts!
9	SEXYCUTELARIMAR	AMF		Larimar is so great, so cute and so sexy that it was acknowledged by even the Devs by releasing an in-game code that went by SEXYCUTELARIMAR, which awarded 1000 Everstones. Can't really blame them.
10	Jammies!	SS		Jammies is one of the two official /esg/ guilds. We accept everyone, newlad or oldfag/veteran to our ranks, we spam emotes, we dance and we enjoy our stay. JAMMIES!
9	Harem Master	CF		The Main Character of the Story. He who gets to sleep with all the souls, he who gets to fuck all the souls, he who gets to impregnate all the souls, he who gets to save Eden in his free time when he's not having non-stop sex with the aforementioned souls. That guy? Me, of course.

Bench Players

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
13	Do NOT Fuck the Dog	LB		/esg/, full of white men by nature, wants but one thing, and that is none other than to make love to dogs for the sole purpose of procreation. And no gossipnigger will step in our way to fulfill our goal.
14	>idolshit	CB		There's nothing in the game that makes /esg/ groan and throw a shitfit more than the game having idols, and even more so if said idols don't pander to the playerbase. We fully blame the eastern region for this insolence.
15	Fodder Character Love	CB		The Savior was summoned to Eden to save all the Souls inhabiting the land, and they meant EVERYONE, even those who are not normally playable. Please, give 'em a good home.
16	The Stars Say (Slur)	CB		It is me, Talia, do you remember me, Savior? Heh, I knew you would! Lemme read your Fortune as a token of gratitude for always taking care of us! Give me a second, the Stars are handing me a message. Yes, I see! The Stars say you're a fucking faggot, Savior. Holy fucking shit!
17	5head Gaming	CB		BEHOLD, THE POWER OF THE GODDESS OF THUNDER! S-savior, why are you holding a marker?
18	Undeadsex	RB		Even if the game is full pandering to the playerbase, it is REMARKABLE how Undead, one of the Six Races available in the game, are so "For You" that one, as the savior, would even feel intimidated by their advances, and this is FAR from being a joke.
19	Bang!	RB		Make sure to not end up being charmed by this cute sharpshooter, otherwise your fate may as well be over by the time you hear a sweet "Bang~!" whisper right next to your ear.
20	Waiting on my Cellphone	DMF		Don't leave Royalty hanging on her own, Savior!
21	My Homicidal Darling	DMF		Do not let appearances fool you, Savior. Otoha may have been a full fledged murderer, soul shattering machine, cold hearted murderer, but she would rather end her eternal life than see you sad and empty.
22	If Evil, why hot?	DMF		Mother of all Souls in Night City, powerful like no other, rules over her land with iron fist and fully willing to erase undesirables and their souls for all eternity, but SHE'S SMOKING HOT, HOLY SHIT, MARRY ME SIGRID!
23	SoonieDance	DMF		Cute Beasts down to party within your Guild vicinity! The party shall never stop!