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Picture	Name	Description
	Wild Cunt	Poster girl of the game, her name is Lyfe. Her 5* form is called Wild Hunt, and her punk skin says Wild Hunt in multiple spots. Sometimes jokes write themselves
	Fenny Game	Most popular girl in the game by a landslide, gets jealous easily. She's the Asuka, while Lyfe(Wild Cunt) is Rei.
	Seasoned Wolf	The self insert of the game. Takes a much more active role than other gachas. His name comes from a rewrite where he proclaims a mere woman (Chen) cannot handle a seasoned wolf like himself. AWOOOOOOOO
	Queen of Snobble	Snobble is just how Snowbreak comes out when doing JP>EN mtls. It sounds funny and we're easily amused by misspelling everything intentionally. She's considered the Queen because it was her event and release that stopped the downward trend of Snowbreak, effectively saving the game from the brink of death. It helps that she's strong, fun to play and proved hagfuckers run this shit
	GAOOOO	Was chained on Yehrus (totally not Russia) and saved by (you). She acts like a wild animal sometimes and she is themed after a snow leopard. Doesn't kotspeak
	GK Frito	Fritia gets called Frito/Fritter, basically anything that isn't her actual name. She's the worst unit in the game, and requires an enormous amount of investment to just barely be viable. She's a pink haired flat chested gremlin that deserves to be hit by every ball
	Hmm Nyo	Egyptian Catdog. Does kotspeak
	Tea Kettle	Essentially an android that forever appears 14 years old. Her brain is actually that of an older woman. Hooked up her brain up to a tea kettle once (real)
	Hag (17)	At 17 years old she was put in a cryofreezer for 3 decades. Which technically makes her 47 years old, but not really.
	YOU OWE ME SEX	Haru is rather blunt with how she talks. Her login greeting often shouts about how you're late, in which snoggers usually fill in the rest with "you owe me sex"
	ITS YAOVER	Token sleepy girl who complains about doing anything. Is usually found laying around in the dorm. Her only interactive furniture is her sitting and drinking beer
	GK Joe Biden	Not actually the American president. He's an old dude named Joseph the Bison. He's part of an enemy faction and currently has 2 forms.
	Goldfish	It's actually just her codename but it's what we call her all the time, besides just saying "fish". Has memory issues
	DO NOT REDEEM	She's Indian, so you know. It also comes from the sharable gift codes, each time a new code would come out people would use her sticker to post about people redeeming it.
	Big Sis	Actually her codename. But it fits her personality and this roster poll was done before her event happened so watch this space for a new name
	SEASLUG	Seasun is the developer and it's funny to call them Seaslug. Some say it's because of the slow release times, but we called them that before even the first event happened. I think it just follows the VALVE=VOLVO sense of humor. We really are that dumb
	Hidden Mechanics	It stems from some retard bro making horrible math calculations during the 1st event snowbreak had. Since he used a John Xina picture to give people terrible advice, people kept doing the same. Sometimes people just Xina post dumb shit that came to them in a dream. Don't listen to Xina's lies. His name Hidden Mechanics comes from someone failing to notice something obvious in the game and complaining about snowbreak and its hidden mechanics. Now Hidden Mechanics is just a buzzword for not knowing dumbshit, like how to jump.
	>WHO?	Unpopular, forgotten by even the devs. Not only does she rarely show up in the story, new game modes often break her abilities and don't get patched for awhile holy kek
	MANIFESTING FUTURE PLAYABLE CHARACTERS	Comes from a ritual post of some anon wanting this big titty evil woman to become playable. China really fucking hates her because she's an actual terrorist and not one of those wahaha evildoers. I assume the Chinese won't find this sub page so blurring her image is probably safe enough.
	Magic Tits	Her name is highly likely to change for next VGL. She's a magician and has huge tits, get it? Most commonly associated with one of the 1st stickers they gave everyone when world chat was added. People would spam her sticker nonstop.
	Enigma Balls	She's a schizo with 2 personalities and so far has the best event snowbreak has seen. That's why we named her Enigma Balls which is just her ability enigma, that creates balls.
	Chinese Snake	This game borrows a lot of concepts from different sci-fi IPs. Ghost in the Shell, EVA, Deus Ex but there's also quite a bit of metal gear and he's one of them. REEEEE Males in my coomer game, nobody gets mad at him because he's canonically a father so he's considered low risk even by CN schizos. Some people want to fuck his daughter.
	4Chen	She has a very quiet and reserved personality, and her words put you to sleep like every chinkslop writing. With her being the 1st real limited and seeing almost no action in half a year she's fallen off in popularity. Her 4* form is shortened as "4chen" which comes up a lot when talking to newcuties, so it's like her name is effectively 4chen with how little she is discussed outside of gameplay. It also has that other obvious meaning