Group E of the 2020 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
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L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/vp/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
6
|
/h/ |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
5
|
/trv/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
4
|
/wg/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
4 |
8 |
-4 |
1
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/wg/ v /trv/
Background:
Stadium: Mont Cervin
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18 January 2020, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 605
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27', 37' Real Traveller™
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Assists
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27', 37' Sex Tourist
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Kit:
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Bliss |
48' |
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mnml |
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Holy Fuckin Shit Dude How Big Is Your Monitor |
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Cybercunt |
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Orgy Dog |
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Descartes |
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Comfy |
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Boss Nigger |
67' |
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Brutalism |
67' |
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Helios |
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Cunt Destroyer |
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Substitutions:
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Save one Leave one |
48' |
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Hey /wg/ it'S my Birthday |
67' |
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Ronald Raygun |
67' |
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Manager:
|
Moze !!Moze78KszJJ Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA
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Kit:
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Darién Gap |
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Thai Ladyboy |
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Minsk Ladder Salesman |
67' |
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WTF Pakistan Looks Like this? |
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Chinese Tour Group |
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Is it safe? |
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Couchsurfer Rapist |
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Boomer Cruise |
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Desperate Weeaboo |
67' |
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Sex Tourist |
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Real Traveller™ |
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Substitutions:
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Karl Pilkington |
67' |
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Paris Syndrome |
67' |
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Manager:
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Mako !!ZkuL34PQ0W9
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Man of the Match:
Real Traveller™ (/trv/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
|
Shots (on target)
|
3
|
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6
|
(3)
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(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
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(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Passes (made)
|
157
|
|
115
|
(137)
|
|
(97)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
87
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
6
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
3
|
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4
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Saves
|
3
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|
2
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|
/h/ v /vp/
Background: First Cup meeting
Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
|
18 January 2020, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 751
|
Faceless Fatguy 27' Can't Beat the Cock 37' Lightsaber Dick 72'
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14', 64' Citizen Snips
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Assists
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Lightsaber Dick 27', 37' Faceless Fatguy 72'
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64' OMP OMP OMP
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Mind Break |
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Titty Monster |
72' |
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Stopman |
90+0' |
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Bible Black |
72' |
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Unwilling Elf |
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Instant Defeat |
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Liru |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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Can't Beat the Cock |
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Substitutions:
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Heart Pupils |
72' |
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Blowjob Face |
72' |
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Oh Bother |
90+0' |
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|
Manager:
|
LiruAutist !!8nONKtpB5PP rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf
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Kit:
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Gotta Catch >400 |
|
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Masuda |
72' |
|
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Removed Genies |
72' |
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Proud of its Power |
72' |
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Tentaquil |
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Wow it's Fucking Nothing |
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OMP OMP OMP |
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KANTOOOOOOOOO |
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Miror B. |
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Citizen Snips |
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Fug |
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Substitutions:
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Trumpets |
72' |
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Leakerchad |
72' |
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Mista Merriku |
72' |
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Manager:
|
TheBird !!imX5RWup/L6 Rytky !!CFRnaumE3vQ
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Man of the Match:
Lightsaber Dick (/h/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
10
|
(5)
|
|
(7)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
116
|
|
166
|
(108)
|
|
(155)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
93
|
|
93
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
6
|
Tackles
|
5
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
6
|
|
2
|
|
/wg/ v /h/
Background:
Stadium: Mont Cervin
|
24 January 2020, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 556
|
Comfy 4' Helios 36' Cunt Destroyer 53' Nudes 89'
|
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25' Faceless Fatguy 34' Nudes 71', 83' (pen.) Can't Beat the Cock
|
|
Assists
|
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Brutalism 4' Boss Nigger 36' Descartes 53'
|
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Kit:
|
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Bliss |
45' |
|
|
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|
mnml |
|
|
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|
Holy Fuckin Shit Dude How Big Is Your Monitor |
|
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|
Dark Side Of The Moon |
83' |
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Nudes |
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Descartes |
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Comfy |
|
|
|
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Boss Nigger |
|
|
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Brutalism |
83' |
|
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Helios |
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Cunt Destroyer |
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|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Save one Leave one |
45' |
|
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|
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Hey /wg/ it's my Birthday |
83' |
|
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|
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Rainmeter |
83' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Moze !!Moze78KszJJ Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA
|
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|
Kit:
|
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Sad Panda |
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Violated Heroine |
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Blowjob Face |
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Oh Bother |
|
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Bible Black |
83' |
|
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Translation Never |
53' |
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Instant Defeat |
|
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Liru |
|
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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|
|
Can't Beat the Cock |
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|
Substitutions:
|
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|
License to Fuck |
53' |
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Titty Monster |
83' |
|
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Heart Pupils |
83' |
|
|
Manager:
|
LiruAutist !!8nONKtpB5PP rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf
|
|
Man of the Match:
Can't Beat the Cock (/h/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
7
|
(6)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
136
|
|
143
|
(121)
|
|
(134)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
89
|
|
94
|
Crosses
|
5
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
5
|
|
8
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
3
|
|
/trv/ v /vp/
Background:
Stadium: Big Rig's Resort
|
24 January 2020, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 623
|
Real Traveller™ 18' Couchsurfer Rapist 28'
|
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25' Fug 68' Wow it's Fucking Nothing 90+1' Miror B.
|
|
Assists
|
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Boomer Cruise 17' Real Traveller™ 28'
|
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25' Fishious Rend 68', 90+1' Masuda
|
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Kit:
|
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Darién Gap |
|
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I'm Gay, if that Matters |
|
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Karl Pilkington |
|
|
|
|
|
WTF Pakistan Looks Like this? |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Squat Toilet |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Is it safe? |
|
|
|
|
|
Couchsurfer Rapist |
|
|
|
|
|
Boomer Cruise |
68' |
|
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|
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Amsterdam StoneRbro |
|
|
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|
Sex Tourist |
|
|
|
|
|
Real Traveller™ |
48' |
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Chinese Tour Group |
68' |
|
|
|
|
WTF Pakistan Looks Like this? |
68' |
|
|
|
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Peruvian Guide |
68' |
|
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Manager:
|
Mako !!ZkuL34PQ0W9
|
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Kit:
|
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Just Make it Long |
|
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Masuda |
|
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Gary Motherfucking Oak |
|
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Proud of its Power |
45' |
|
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|
Fishious Rend |
|
|
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James Turner |
68' |
|
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KANTOOOOOOOOO |
68' |
|
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Miror B. |
|
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|
Wow it's Fucking Nothing |
|
|
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Citizen Snips |
|
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|
Fug |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Leakerchad |
45' |
|
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Burasto Baan |
68' |
|
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Scot-chan |
68' |
|
|
Manager:
|
TheBird !!imX5RWup/L6 Rytky !!CFRnaumE3vQ
|
|
Man of the Match:
Miror B. (/vp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
46
|
|
54
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
6
|
(7)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
125
|
|
144
|
(103)
|
|
(124)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
82
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
16
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
5
|
|
/h/ v /trv/
Background:
Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
|
26 January 2020, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 646
|
Can't Beat the Cock 52', 90+3' (pen.)
|
|
34' Real Traveller™ 59' Sex Tourist
|
|
Assists
|
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Lightsaber Dick 52'
|
|
34' Sex Tourist
|
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|
Kit:
|
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Sad Panda |
|
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|
Oh Bother |
|
|
|
|
|
Stopman |
|
|
|
|
|
Titty Monster |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Unwilling Elf |
90+0' |
|
|
|
|
Liru |
|
|
|
|
|
Delicious Flat Chest |
66' |
|
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Dangerous Day |
66' |
|
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Faceless Fatguy |
|
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|
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|
Lightsaber Dick |
|
|
|
|
|
Can't Beat the Cock |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Blowjob Face |
66' |
|
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|
|
License to Fuck |
66' |
|
|
|
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Fap Gauntlet |
66' |
|
|
Manager:
|
LiruAutist !!8nONKtpB5PP rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf
|
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|
Kit:
|
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|
Darién Gap |
|
|
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|
I'm Gay, if that Matters |
|
|
|
|
|
Minsk Ladder Salesman |
90+0' |
|
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|
|
Rick Steves |
|
|
|
|
|
Squat Toilet |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Is it safe? |
|
|
|
|
|
Couchsurfer Rapist |
|
|
|
|
|
Transsiberian Drinking Adventure |
66' |
|
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|
|
Paris Syndrome |
|
|
|
|
|
Sex Tourist |
|
|
|
|
|
Real Traveller™ |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Boomer Cruise |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Chinese Tour Group |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Karl Pilkington |
90+0' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Mako !!ZkuL34PQ0W9
|
|
Man of the Match:
Can't Beat the Cock (/h/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
8
|
(5)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
4
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
3
|
Passes (made)
|
137
|
|
114
|
(124)
|
|
(89)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
91
|
|
78
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
7
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
9
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
/vp/ v /wg/
Background:
Stadium: Battle Royal Arena
|
26 January 2020, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 776
|
Fug 14' Miror B. 58'
|
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
Citizen Snips 14'
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
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|
Gotta Catch >400 |
|
|
|
|
|
Masuda |
63' |
|
|
|
|
Leakerchad |
|
|
|
|
|
Gary Motherfucking Oak |
|
|
|
|
|
Tentaquil |
|
|
|
|
|
OMP OMP OMP |
63' |
|
|
|
|
KANTOOOOOOOOO |
63' |
|
|
|
|
Miror B. |
|
|
|
|
|
Wow it's Fucking Nothing |
|
|
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|
|
Citizen Snips |
|
|
|
|
|
Fug |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Mista Merriku |
63' |
|
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|
|
James Turner |
63' |
|
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|
|
Burasto Baan |
63' |
|
|
Manager:
|
TheBird !!imX5RWup/L6 Rytky !!CFRnaumE3vQ
|
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|
Kit:
|
|
|
Bliss |
63' |
|
|
|
|
>>>/w/ |
|
|
|
|
|
Holy Fuckin Shit Dude How Big Is Your Monitor |
|
|
|
|
|
Rainmeter |
63' |
|
|
|
|
Nudes |
|
|
|
|
|
Comfy |
|
|
|
|
|
Descartes |
|
|
|
|
|
Boss Nigger |
76' |
|
|
|
|
Brutalism |
|
|
|
|
|
Helios |
|
|
|
|
|
Cunt Destroyer |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Zdzisław Beksiński |
63' |
|
|
|
|
Save one Leave one |
63' |
|
|
|
|
Ronald Raygun |
|
|
|
Manager:
|
Moze !!Moze78KszJJ Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA
|
|
Man of the Match:
Fug (/vp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
10
|
|
4
|
(6)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
124
|
|
147
|
(101)
|
|
(119)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
81
|
|
81
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
20
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
5
|
|
1
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
3
|
|