Group G of the 2023 4chan Summer Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
|
/t/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
6
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/wsg/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
6
|
/an/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
-1 |
3
|
/xs/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
5 |
-2 |
3
|
/t/ v /an/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Big Rig's Resort
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29 July 2023, 19:40 UTC
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Attendance: 475
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50 Threads Of Pure Japanese Titties 36'
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Assists
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>99.8% 36'
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Kit:
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qStalled |
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Mystery Magnets |
79' |
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>a thread died for this |
4' |
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TPB |
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More Music Than In /mu/ |
79' |
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Filthy Leech |
79' |
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Notavirus.exe |
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50 Threads Of Pure Japanese Titties |
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>99.8% |
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>uTorrent |
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Never Ever Paying Adobe |
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Substitutions:
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Mongolian Porn Collection |
79' |
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Fucked To Death |
79' |
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lol, limewire |
79' |
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Manager:
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WilfridTiedemann
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Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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Succulant |
79' |
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Scanned Snake |
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Spacebat |
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Leon The Lobster |
79' |
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Canadian Goose |
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Longboi |
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Grizzly Bear |
79' |
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Birb |
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>outdoor cat |
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Take It To The Vet |
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Substitutions:
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Isopod |
79' |
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Honey Buzzard |
79' |
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African Elephant |
79' |
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Manager:
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Alternativeroo !yePz.xObHY
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Man of the Match:
50 Threads Of Pure Japanese Titties (/t/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
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47
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Shots (on target)
|
8
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3
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(5)
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(1)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
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4
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
3
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4
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Free Kicks
|
4
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1
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Passes (made)
|
148
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144
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(119)
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(115)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
80
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80
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Crosses
|
7
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6
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Interceptions
|
12
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|
15
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Tackles
|
9
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7
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Saves
|
1
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3
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/xs/ v /wsg/
Background:
Stadium: The Colosseum
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29 July 2023, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 466
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32' Ricardo Milos
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Assists
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32' You Should Kill Yourself... Now!
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Kit:
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Hakuho |
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Aggressive Inline |
66' |
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Fuck Vail |
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Tendonitis |
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Rigged |
66' |
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McDojo |
66' |
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Esoteric Nudist Rapieriest |
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Earth Rocker |
13' |
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Pipebomb |
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He Burned My Patch |
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Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare |
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Substitutions:
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Is 14 Too Old To Skate? |
66' |
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Green Boots |
66' |
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No Wrasslin' |
66' |
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Manager:
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Managerless (autopilot)
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Kit:
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To Be Continued |
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wtf is this real? |
81' |
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Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension |
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Why Are You Gay? |
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Multi-Track Listening |
81' |
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Sensible Chuckle |
53' |
66' |
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Duane |
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Chinese Steel Worker |
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Gondola |
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You Should Kill Yourself... Now! |
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Ricardo Milos |
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Substitutions:
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The "Burger" King |
66' |
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Obligatory 9/11 Thread |
81' |
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Thirst Impact |
81' |
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Manager:
|
centralnegro !!TIGcXBQSBUt
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Man of the Match:
Ricardo Milos (/wsg/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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47
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53
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Shots (on target)
|
1
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13
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(0)
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(11)
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Fouls (offside)
|
6
|
|
1
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(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
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Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
6
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Passes (made)
|
129
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|
157
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(105)
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|
(130)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
81
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|
83
|
Crosses
|
4
|
|
10
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Interceptions
|
11
|
|
14
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Tackles
|
1
|
|
6
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Saves
|
6
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|
0
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/t/ v /xs/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Princess Arena
|
4 August 2023, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 431
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Never Ever Paying Adobe 38' >99.8% 71' >uTorrent 86'
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Assists
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>99.8% 38' Never Ever Paying Adobe 86'
|
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Kit:
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qStalled |
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Mystery Magnets |
71' |
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Abandonware |
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>a thread died for this |
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More Music Than In /mu/ |
71' |
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1000 TB Of Vidya |
71' |
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50 Threads Of Pure Japanese Titties |
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Notavirus.exe |
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>99.8% |
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>uTorrent |
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Never Ever Paying Adobe |
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Substitutions:
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Mongolian Porn Collection |
71' |
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Fucked To Death |
71' |
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Filthy Leech |
71' |
|
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Manager:
|
WilfridTiedemann
|
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Kit:
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Hakuho |
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Is 14 Too Old To Skate? |
71' |
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But I'm Worried About Brain Damage |
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>braille |
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A Bicycle Worth More Than Your Car |
71' |
71' |
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Zorb General |
71' |
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Esoteric Nudist Rapieriest |
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Earth Rocker |
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Pipebomb |
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Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare |
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He Burned My Patch |
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Substitutions:
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Skate Maid |
71' |
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Rigged |
71' |
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No Wrasslin' |
71' |
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Manager:
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Managerless (autopilot)
|
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Man of the Match:
Never Ever Paying Adobe (/t/)
|
Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
49
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|
51
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Shots (on target)
|
9
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|
5
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(5)
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(1)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
6
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes (made)
|
142
|
|
150
|
(120)
|
|
(122)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
85
|
|
81
|
Crosses
|
6
|
|
6
|
Interceptions
|
18
|
|
10
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Tackles
|
3
|
|
7
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Saves
|
1
|
|
2
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/an/ v /wsg/
Background:
Stadium: 100 Acre Wood
|
4 August 2023, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 433
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Take It To The Vet 11', 66' Great White Shark 90+1'
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85' Ricardo Milos
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Assists
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Isopod 11', 66' Take It To The Vet 90+1'
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85' Gondola
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Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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Isopod |
66' |
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Spacebat |
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Invasive Species |
|
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Honey Buzzard |
66' |
|
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Canadian Goose |
|
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Grizzly Bear |
66' |
|
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Longboi |
|
|
|
|
|
Birb |
|
|
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|
|
Take It To The Vet |
|
|
|
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|
>outdoor cat |
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Substitutions:
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Speculative Evolution |
66' |
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Leon The Lobster |
66' |
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Great White Shark |
66' |
|
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Manager:
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Alternativeroo !yePz.xObHY
|
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Kit:
|
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To Be Continued |
|
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wtf is this real? |
80' |
|
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Do Not Redeem |
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Why Are You Gay? |
|
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Multi-Track Listening |
80' |
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Did He Died? |
66' |
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Duane |
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Chinese Steel Worker |
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Gondola |
|
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You Should Kill Yourself... Now! |
|
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|
Ricardo Milos |
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Substitutions:
|
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The "Burger" King |
66' |
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Literally Me |
80' |
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Look At Him Go! |
80' |
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Manager:
|
centralnegro !!TIGcXBQSBUt
|
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Man of the Match:
Take It To The Vet (/an/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
5
|
(7)
|
|
(3)
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Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
142
|
|
131
|
(117)
|
|
(113)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
82
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
7
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
2
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
3
|
|
/xs/ v /an/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: ctf_2fort
|
6 August 2023, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 413
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Pipebomb 4' Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare 61' He Burned My Patch 86'
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45' >outdoor cat
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Assists
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He Burned My Patch 4', 61'
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45' bnuy
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Kit:
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411 #16 (1996) |
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Skate Maid |
68' |
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But I'm Worried About Brain Damage |
|
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>braille |
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Rigged |
68' |
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Zorb General |
68' |
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Esoteric Nudist Rapieriest |
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Earth Rocker |
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Pipebomb |
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He Burned My Patch |
|
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Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare |
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|
Substitutions:
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Is 14 Too Old To Skate? |
68' |
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A Bicycle Worth More Than Your Car |
68' |
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/k/ But For Felons |
68' |
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Manager:
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Managerless (autopilot)
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Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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Succulant |
65' |
|
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What Is This? |
|
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Scanned Snake |
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Fungus |
65' |
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Canadian Goose |
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bnuy |
65' |
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Longboi |
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|
Birb |
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Take It To The Vet |
|
|
|
|
|
>outdoor cat |
|
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|
Substitutions:
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Isopod |
65' |
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Leon The Lobster |
65' |
|
|
|
|
African Elephant |
65' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Alternativeroo !yePz.xObHY
|
|
Man of the Match:
He Burned My Patch (/xs/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
44
|
|
56
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
10
|
(4)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
115
|
|
168
|
(94)
|
|
(144)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
82
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
5
|
|
6
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
7
|
Tackles
|
1
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
6
|
|
2
|
|
/wsg/ v /t/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Animation Alley
|
6 August 2023, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 462
|
Ricardo Milos 18', 61', 84'
|
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90+1' >99.8%
|
|
Assists
|
|
You Should Kill Yourself... Now! 61' Gondola 84'
|
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90+1' >uTorrent
|
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Kit:
|
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To Be Continued |
|
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Literally Me |
78' |
|
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|
|
Dr. Ivo Robotnik |
|
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Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension |
|
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Multi-Track Listening |
78' |
|
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|
|
The "Burger" King |
72' |
|
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|
Duane |
|
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|
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|
Chinese Steel Worker |
|
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|
Gondola |
|
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|
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You Should Kill Yourself... Now! |
|
|
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|
Ricardo Milos |
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|
Substitutions:
|
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Sensible Chuckle |
72' |
|
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|
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wtf is this real? |
78' |
|
|
|
|
Look At Him Go! |
78' |
|
|
Manager:
|
centralnegro !!TIGcXBQSBUt
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
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|
qStalled |
|
|
|
|
|
Mongolian Porn Collection |
61' |
|
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|
|
TPB |
|
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|
|
pls seed my torrent |
36' |
|
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|
>download a car |
61' |
|
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|
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1000 TB Of Vidya |
|
|
|
|
|
Notavirus.exe |
61' |
|
|
|
|
50 Threads Of Pure Japanese Titties |
30' |
|
|
|
|
>99.8% |
|
|
|
|
|
>uTorrent |
|
|
|
|
|
Never Ever Paying Adobe |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Datahoarder |
61' |
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Fucked To Death |
61' |
|
|
|
|
Filthy Leech |
61' |
|
|
Manager:
|
WilfridTiedemann
|
|
Man of the Match:
Ricardo Milos (/wsg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
8
|
(6)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Passes (made)
|
116
|
|
143
|
(95)
|
|
(127)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
82
|
|
89
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
3
|
|