Group A of the 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/jp/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
7
|
/x/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
6
|
/k/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
6 |
8 |
-2 |
2
|
/bant/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
8 |
13 |
-5 |
1
|
/k/ v /bant/
Background:
Stadium: Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant
|
26 April 2024, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 355
|
Saint Paul Harrell the Exonerated 23' Zergface 62', 90+0' Simo Häyhä 84'
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17' Queen 55' Bat Loli 70', 78' Leaf Girl
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Assists
|
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Zergface 23' Orb 62' Simo Häyhä 90+0'
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17' Leaf Girl 55' Alzheimers 70' Kot
|
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Kit:
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2nd Amendment |
|
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Orb |
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62' |
|
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SKS -> Innawoods |
|
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Cosmoline |
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F-35 |
|
62' |
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The Z-Team |
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Jetfire Jim |
|
62' |
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|
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
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Simo Häyhä |
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Saint Paul Harrell the Exonerated |
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|
Zergface |
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|
Substitutions:
|
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Big Dicc Marty |
|
62' |
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ATF |
|
62' |
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Jap Bamboo Death Sticc |
|
62' |
|
Manager:
|
|
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Kit:
|
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Fuckoffpooftahs |
|
|
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Alzheimers |
|
62' |
|
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|
Simon |
|
|
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Morning Leader |
|
|
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Duke Nukem |
|
62' |
|
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Borche |
|
62' |
|
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|
Le Meme Face |
|
|
|
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|
Kot |
|
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Bat Loli |
|
|
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|
Queen |
|
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Leaf Girl |
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|
Substitutions:
|
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|
Average Brit |
|
62' |
|
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Isle of Manlet |
|
62' |
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Okay Real Talk |
|
62' |
|
Manager:
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|
Man of the Match:
Zergface (/k/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
11
|
|
8
|
(10)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
1
|
(3)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
82
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
9
|
|
17
|
Tackles
|
11
|
|
8
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
5
|
|
/jp/ v /x/
Background:
Stadium: The Untrodden Valley
|
26 April 2024, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 401
|
Shiteyanyo 24', 86' Billy Herrington 30' Whalehu 43'
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62', 82', 88' /x/-tan
|
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Assists
|
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Billy Herrington 24' Shiteyanyo 30' Whalehu 86'
|
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62', 82' Succubus GF 88' Ghost Blowjob
|
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Kit:
|
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Captain Meido |
|
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Love is Suffering |
|
|
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|
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The Savior of Gravure |
|
|
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Giant Yukari |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Take it Easy! |
2' |
|
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|
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Younger Sister |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Timestop Rapist |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Get out of /jp/ |
|
|
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|
Whalehu |
|
|
|
|
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Shiteyanyo |
|
|
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|
|
Billy Herrington |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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|
Dollfie Shinku |
|
74' |
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Corndog Tenshi |
|
74' |
|
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|
TTKZ |
|
74' |
|
Manager:
|
|
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|
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Kit:
|
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|
Guardian Angel |
|
|
|
|
|
The Grey |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Shadow Wizard Money Gang |
|
|
|
|
|
Self-Induced Mental Illness |
|
|
|
|
|
Machine Elves |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Christcuck |
|
|
|
|
|
A Literal Fucking Skeleton |
|
|
|
|
|
Goatman |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Let's All Be Lain |
|
|
|
|
|
Succubus GF |
|
|
|
|
|
/x/-tan |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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|
Glowie |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Schizoposting |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Ghost Blowjob |
|
74' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Shiteyanyo (/jp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
61
|
|
39
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
10
|
(5)
|
|
(7)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
4
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
89
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
5
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
2
|
|
/k/ v /jp/
Background:
Stadium: Battleship Bismarck
|
28 April 2024, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 474
|
Saint Paul Harrell the Exonerated 90+3'
|
|
31' Billy Herrington
|
|
Assists
|
|
Big Dicc Marty 90+3'
|
|
31' Shiteyanyo
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
2nd Amendment |
|
|
|
|
|
Orb |
|
74' |
|
|
|
SKS -> Innawoods |
|
|
|
|
|
Is That a FAMAS? |
|
|
|
|
|
ATF |
|
74' |
|
|
|
B-17 "Big Nigger" |
|
|
|
|
|
Jetfire Jim |
|
74' |
|
|
|
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
|
|
|
|
|
Simo Häyhä |
|
|
|
|
|
Saint Paul Harrell the Exonerated |
|
|
|
|
|
Zergface |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Big Dicc Marty |
|
74' |
|
|
|
F-35 |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Jap Bamboo Death Sticc |
|
74' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Captain Meido |
|
|
|
|
|
Love is Suffering |
|
|
|
|
|
Dekinai-chan |
|
|
|
|
|
Local Friendly Game Thread |
|
|
|
|
|
Take it Easy! |
|
|
|
|
|
Younger Sister |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Timestop Rapist |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Get out of /jp/ |
|
|
|
|
|
Whalehu |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Shiteyanyo |
|
|
|
|
|
Billy Herrington |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Divegrass Autist Idol |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Gazer |
|
74' |
|
|
|
Virgotron-R20 |
|
74' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Billy Herrington (/jp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
45
|
|
55
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
8
|
(2)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
81
|
|
90
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
16
|
Tackles
|
7
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
0
|
|
/bant/ v /x/
Background:
Stadium: The Colosseum
|
28 April 2024, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 431
|
Bat Loli 44', 89'
|
|
13' Let's All Be Lain 25', 40', 48' Succubus GF 81' Tamamo no Mae
|
|
Assists
|
|
Kot 44' Leaf Girl 89'
|
|
13' Succubus GF 25', 48' A Literal Fucking Skeleton 40' /x/-tan 81' Let's All Be Lain
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Percy McPerson |
|
|
|
|
|
Alzheimers |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Simon |
|
|
|
|
|
Coke N Peanuts |
|
|
|
|
|
Isle of Manlet |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Borche |
|
|
|
|
|
Le Meme Face |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Kot |
|
|
|
|
|
Bat Loli |
|
|
|
|
|
Queen |
|
|
|
|
|
Leaf Girl |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Average Brit |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Duke Nukem |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Okay Real Talk |
|
71' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Guardian Angel |
|
|
|
|
|
The Grey |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Shadow Wizard Money Gang |
|
|
|
|
|
Self-Induced Mental Illness |
|
|
|
|
|
Machine Elves |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Secret Society |
|
|
|
|
|
A Literal Fucking Skeleton |
|
|
|
|
|
Glowie |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Let's All Be Lain |
|
|
|
|
|
Succubus GF |
|
|
|
|
|
/x/-tan |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Ghost Blowjob |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Schizoposting |
|
71' |
|
|
|
Tamamo no Mae |
|
71' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Succubus GF (/x/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
10
|
(7)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
86
|
|
77
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
17
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
9
|
|
11
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
3
|
|
/jp/ v /bant/
Background:
Stadium: The Untrodden Valley
|
4 May 2024, 19:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 493
|
Shiteyanyo 11' Divegrass Autist Idol 27', 56' Billy Herrington 40'
|
|
37' Queen 58' Kot
|
|
Assists
|
|
Shiteyanyo 27', 40' Get out of /jp/ 56'
|
|
58' Leaf Girl
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Captain Meido |
|
|
|
|
|
Love is Suffering |
|
|
|
|
|
Dekinai-chan |
|
80' |
|
|
|
The Savior of Gravure |
|
|
|
|
|
Take it Easy! |
|
|
|
|
|
Timestop Rapist |
|
80' |
|
|
|
Younger Sister |
|
80' |
|
|
|
Get out of /jp/ |
|
|
|
|
|
Shiteyanyo |
|
|
|
|
|
Divegrass Autist Idol |
|
|
|
|
|
Billy Herrington |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Giant Yukari |
|
80' |
|
|
|
Ookawa Maaya |
|
80' |
|
|
|
Jestress |
|
80' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Percy McPerson |
|
|
|
|
|
Average Brit |
|
80' |
|
|
|
the fishe |
|
56' |
|
|
|
Morning Leader |
|
|
|
|
|
Isle of Manlet |
|
|
|
|
|
Borche |
|
56' |
|
|
|
Okay Real Talk |
80' |
|
|
|
|
Kot |
|
|
|
|
|
Bat Loli |
|
|
|
|
|
Queen |
|
|
|
|
|
Leaf Girl |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Romania |
|
56' |
|
|
|
Plague Doctor |
|
56' |
|
|
|
Alzheimers |
|
80' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Divegrass Autist Idol (/jp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
61
|
|
39
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
7
|
(5)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
4
|
(0)
|
|
(3)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
4
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
75
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
19
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
/x/ v /k/
Background:
Stadium: The Void
|
4 May 2024, 20:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 456
|
Succubus GF 9', 51', 57'
|
|
89' Zergface
|
|
Assists
|
|
A Literal Fucking Skeleton 9' /x/-tan 51' Glowie 57'
|
|
89' Deagle Brand Deagle
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Jesus Saves |
|
|
|
|
|
The Grey |
|
67' |
|
|
|
Shadow Wizard Money Gang |
|
|
|
|
|
Hermes Trimegistus |
71', 86' |
|
|
|
|
Machine Elves |
|
|
|
|
|
Secret Society |
|
67' |
|
|
|
A Literal Fucking Skeleton |
|
|
|
|
|
Glowie |
|
67' |
|
|
|
Let's All Be Lain |
|
|
|
|
|
Succubus GF |
|
|
|
|
|
/x/-tan |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Take Your Meds |
|
67' |
|
|
|
Ghost Blowjob |
|
67' |
|
|
|
Mothman |
|
67' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
2nd Amendment |
|
|
|
|
|
Tungsten Rain |
78' |
|
|
|
|
Cosmoline |
|
|
|
|
|
Is That a FAMAS? |
|
|
|
|
|
B-17 "Big Nigger" |
|
86' |
|
|
|
Flammenwerfer |
|
67' |
|
|
|
Jap Bamboo Death Sticc |
|
67' |
|
|
|
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
|
|
|
|
|
Simo Häyhä |
|
|
|
|
|
Saint Paul Harrell the Exonerated |
|
|
|
|
|
Zergface |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Jetfire Jim |
|
67' |
|
|
|
Cheeki Breeki |
|
67' |
|
|
|
Deagle Brand Deagle |
|
86' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Succubus GF (/x/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
62
|
|
38
|
Shots (on target)
|
13
|
|
6
|
(8)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
4
|
Passes completed (%)
|
87
|
|
66
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
19
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
5
|
|