Group F of the 2025 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/vmg/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
7
|
/y/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
6
|
/ck/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
4
|
/aco/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
2 |
5 |
-3 |
0
|
/y/ v /vmg/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Semen Uke Stadium
|
25 January 2025, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 443
|
Traps 58' (no) Small Tops Allowed 62'
|
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18' >BUT I AM THE QUEEN
74', 89' EoS soon
|
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Assists
|
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Big Gay Lawyers 58' Traps 62'
|
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18' EoS soon
74' REMINDER
89' Nokia 3310
|
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Kit:
|
 |
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Not The Face |
|
|
|
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Yee-ha Turtle |
|
58' |
|
 |
 |
Fujos |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Kawaii Neko ~*~ |
|
|
|
 |
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Blue 'ock |
|
|
|
 |
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Big Gay Lawyers |
|
58' |
|
 |
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Yaranaika |
58' |
|
|
 |
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Genshin Bitches |
|
74' |
|
 |
 |
(no) Small Tops Allowed |
|
|
|
 |
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Gerudo Link |
|
|
|
 |
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Traps |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Fake Hikaru |
|
58' |
|
 |
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Submissive Twinks |
|
58' |
|
 |
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Borderline Shota |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Nu Bois |
|
74' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
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|
Kit:
|
 |
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iToddler |
|
|
|
 |
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Elven Milk |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
FUCK YOUR TOWER |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Birthday Cake Cookie |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
That's how mafia works |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
The Pink Creature |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>BUT I AM THE QUEEN |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
Dragalia...Lost... |
|
|
|
 |
 |
REMINDER |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Nokia 3310 |
|
|
|
 |
 |
EoS soon |
75' |
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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 |
Bad Collabs |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
The Ball of Balance |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
Buff Topper |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
Good /vmg/s thread |
|
62' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
EoS soon (/vmg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
13
|
(2)
|
|
(11)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
5
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
4
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
5
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
82
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
10
|
Saves
|
8
|
|
0
|
|
/aco/ v /ck/
Background:
Stadium: Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
|
25 January 2025, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 457
|
Queen of Duckphiles 49' Gobbo 75'
|
|
6' Surly King of the Eggfort
28' Fastfood Autism
86' Social Experiment
|
|
Assists
|
|
Top Nut 75'
|
|
6' Fastfood Autism
28' Cock Sauce
86' Surly King of the Eggfort
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Buenos Dias, Mandy |
|
|
|
 |
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Clussy |
|
|
|
 |
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That Fuckin Duck |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Touch The Cow |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Shantae |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
>murrlogic1 |
88' |
|
|
 |
 |
Justice: The Awesome Demon |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Queen of Duckphiles |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Gobbo |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Built For Rock Cock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Shygal |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Top Nut |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Rule 63 Queen |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Xenophilia |
|
72' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Cast-iron Skillet |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Do Americans Really Do This? |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Dodgy Streetfood |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Superior Nippon Nifu |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Pink Himalayan Salt |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Mestre Da 'za |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Cock Sauce |
72' |
72' |
|
 |
 |
Al/ck/oholic |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Perfect Cofffee |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Fastfood Autism |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Surly King of the Eggfort |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Gordon Ramsay |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Cringy Foodtubers |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
-a Bayleaf |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Social Experiment |
|
72' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Surly King of the Eggfort (/ck/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
8
|
(4)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
82
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
9
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
3
|
|
/y/ v /aco/
Background:
Stadium: Semen Uke Stadium
|
31 January 2025, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 317
|
Traps 6'
|
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
Yaranaika 6'
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Not The Face |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Yee-ha Turtle |
|
55' |
|
 |
 |
Blue 'ock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Fujos |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Kawaii Neko ~*~ |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Big Gay Lawyers |
|
55' |
|
 |
 |
Big Healthy Juicy Bara Titties |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Yaranaika |
|
|
|
 |
 |
(no) Small Tops Allowed |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Gerudo Link |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Traps |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Submissive Twinks |
|
55' |
|
 |
 |
Fake Hikaru |
|
55' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Buenos Dias, Mandy |
|
|
|
 |
 |
That Fuckin Duck |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Frankie Foster |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Xenophilia |
|
74' |
|
 |
 |
>drawnpr0n |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Kim Possible |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Top Nut |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Justice: The Awesome Demon |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Gobbo |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Built For Rock Cock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Shygal |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Only Watches For The Porn |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Raven |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Touch The Cow |
|
74' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Traps (/y/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
58
|
|
42
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
7
|
(6)
|
|
(2)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
85
|
|
80
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
13
|
|
13
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
4
|
|
/vmg/ v /ck/
Background:
Stadium: JPEG Arena
|
31 January 2025, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 372
|
Nokia 3310 34'
|
|
54' Fastfood Autism
|
|
Assists
|
|
Die for me! 34'
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
iToddler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Elven Milk |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Not gonna sugarcoat it |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Birthday Cake Cookie |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
That's how mafia works |
|
|
|
 |
 |
The Pink Creature |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Dragalia...Lost... |
|
|
|
 |
 |
REMINDER |
23' |
|
|
 |
 |
Die for me! |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Nokia 3310 |
|
|
|
 |
 |
EoS soon |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Macho Leg Cat |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Barry Steakfries |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
The Ball of Balance |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Yandookie |
75' |
65' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
>tipping |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Do Americans Really Do This? |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Puer Lesbians |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Vegan Hate |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Pink Himalayan Salt |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Social Experiment |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Cock Sauce |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Perfect Cofffee |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Al/ck/oholic |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Fastfood Autism |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Surly King of the Eggfort |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
>beans in chili |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Mestre Da 'za |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Cringy Foodtubers |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
"cooking" with Ja/ck/ |
|
65' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
>tipping (/ck/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
48
|
|
52
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
4
|
(6)
|
|
(2)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
4
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
81
|
Crosses
|
5
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
18
|
|
16
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
7
|
|
/aco/ v /vmg/
Background:
Stadium: Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
|
2 February 2025, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 507
|
|
|
43' EoS soon
|
|
Assists
|
|
|
|
43' REMINDER
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Buenos Dias, Mandy |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Touch The Cow |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Paid In Exposure |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Frankie Foster |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
>darkcookie |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Only Watches For The Porn |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Raven |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Projekt Melody |
5' |
46' |
|
 |
 |
Gobbo |
  29', 46' |
|
|
 |
 |
Built For Rock Cock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Shygal |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Pizza Thot |
|
46' |
|
 |
 |
Top Nut |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Kim Possible |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Xenophilia |
|
73' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
iToddler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Elven Milk |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Good /vmg/s thread |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Barry Steakfries |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Buff Topper |
|
|
|
 |
 |
the 'sex |
45+1' |
|
|
 |
 |
>BUT I AM THE QUEEN |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Dragalia...Lost... |
|
|
|
 |
 |
REMINDER |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Nokia 3310 |
|
|
|
 |
 |
EoS soon |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Bad Collabs |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
FUCK YOUR TOWER |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
Not gonna sugarcoat it |
|
73' |
|
 |
 |
The Ball of Balance |
|
73' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
EoS soon (/vmg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
56
|
|
44
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
8
|
(3)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
4
|
Passes completed (%)
|
82
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
6
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
7
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
11
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
4
|
|
/ck/ v /y/
Background:
Stadium: Benuldies Bar & Grill
|
2 February 2025, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 475
|
Al/ck/oholic 37'
|
|
35' Traps
45+1', 54', 89' Gerudo Link
|
|
Assists
|
|
|
|
35' Gerudo Link
89' Traps
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Cast-iron Skillet |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Vegan Hate |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Do Americans Really Do This? |
|
|
|
 |
 |
"cooking" with Ja/ck/ |
|
|
|
 |
 |
-a Bayleaf |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Cock Sauce |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Deenz |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Al/ck/oholic |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Perfect Cofffee |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Fastfood Autism |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Surly King Of The Eggfort |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Social Experiment |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
>English ""food"" |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Superior Nippon Nifu |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
>beans in chili |
|
69' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Not The Face |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Fake Hikaru |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Blue 'ock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Fujos |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Kawaii Neko ~*~ |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Submissive Twinks |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Yaranaika |
|
89' |
|
 |
 |
Big Healthy Juicy Bara Titties |
|
|
|
 |
 |
(no) Small Tops Allowed |
90+1' |
|
|
 |
 |
Gerudo Link |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Traps |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Drawfags |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Big Gay Lawyers |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Yee-ha Turtle |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
My Husbando |
|
89' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Gerudo Link (/y/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
7
|
(4)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
77
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
11
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
3
|
|