Rigged Wiki:VGL Players of the week
This is the VGL main page's of Player of the Week's archive, a weekly piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:(´・ω・`). This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
February
Monday, 10th of February 2025
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The Dream Unending! Gallop Forth!  /lcg/
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| "M-M-M-Manager-esquire! Thou wisheth to create a tale of my wondrous adventures?!!"
<The Dream Unending! Gallop Forth Together! Words /lcg/ lived by on their fourth /vg/ League as Don Quixote got her turn to shine as the Silver Medal for the team. Previously a defender, her story was abound as the VGL drew closer and she made her time in the spotlight count.> <Ten goals to her name, ranging from spaghetti to wonderful, including a goal in the final meant she etched her name in the history books as a valiant fixer enshrining her glorious steed, Rocinante, in gold as she picked up the golden boot while becoming /lcg/'s third highest scorer in her first run as a medal.> <Now as /lcg/ look onwards, their Hero, Don Quixote can take a small break to peruse her various fixer magazines, she's earned it after all.> | ||
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Monday, 17th of February 2025
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I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  /utg/
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| They said it was an unbeatable record. They said faster goals are impossible. But imagine what you can achieve if you just used a little chaos. A global record, across every single virtual divegrass event ever streamed in ten thousand matches... OBLITERATED. BY THIS GOOFY FUCKER IN A WHEELCHAIR.
Don't feel sorry for Jevil. He tells you that he can't do anything, parks in the handicap spaces and moans about having Hepatitis C. But all this might be one big lie, because he will be lurking, right outside the box. The second you are not paying attention to him? CHAOS BOMB! You just conceded. Then he proceeds to back flip all over the pitch, still sitting in his wheelchair, just to taunt you. When Jevil isn't busy as a scoring threat, he will be rolling from box to box, ready to tackle your players and take away possession in a very funny animation. Even when he loses possession or eats shit himself, he tumbles in the funniest way possible. It's amusing how much comedy a simple crippled clown can produce. The funny thing is, before Jevil became wheelchair-bound, he was a hopeless disaster. Nobody could count on him, so in retaliation he had his shins broken. Immediately after that, he began contributing as a star playmaker and a true fan favorite. In /vg/ League 23, Jevil rose from sideshow to main attraction. He playing a vital rule in the /utg/ campaign, filling the colossal gap left by Sans deciding to be a fat fucking lazybones and not show up even once. Jevil's long-range surprise attacks married perfect with Frisk forcing challenges with sheer determination, buoyed by one of best defenses the League had seen some time. Thanks to Jevil's efforts, /utg/ managed to finally break a Final 4 draught that had plagued the same since they were created. What a fucking clown show. | ||
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Monday, 24th of February 2025
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競馬posting  /uma/
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| Being an anime girl gacha general #8492, /uma/ has all the usual stuff - hornyposting, waifufagging, autism, a resident schizo or two. But there's just one thing that makes us different - 競馬posting. I shit you not, some people got hooked on real horse racing because of some cute horsegirls. And it became such a big part of the thread that we had to represent it in some way - and what better way to do it than with an actual 馬.
The first representative of 競馬posting was Sodashi, a gentle and caring mare who, despite being a huge fucking horse, didn't stand out too much. As she retired IRL, so did the 競馬posting. But then came VGL 23, and a new horse was chosen - a bloodthirsty Shin Emperor. Scoring 4 yellows and getting away with even more, he became a menace to the teams that dared to face /uma/. Together with Goridonna, he was an unstoppable defense force that helped the team earn their spot in the final day. Even though he is partially responsible for the team not making it to the finals, his final day performance was more than enough to redeem him. Walking away with a murder or two every single game, this weird dog became a fan-favorite and even earned himself a spot on the /vg/ roster. And a bunch of sweets on the side. While the future of the Emperor is yet unknown, it's certain that the 競馬posting will stick around. At least until >global actually releases. | ||
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March
Monday, 3rd of March 2025
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Pls Rember  /2hug/
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| "pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy wen day is dark alway rember happy day"
For /2hug/s star striker these words are more than just a way to live by, they are a promise. For in the world of divegrass you cannot always stay in the light. Some matches will be dark and you lose, but you need to keep positivity in your heart and keep going, for the happy days to come. But you also cannot rest on the happy days of the past, you need to move forward and work for new light. Not in every match does Pls Rember score, there is more than one in a team afterall. Not every match is won, such is the reality of the sport. But when the day is darkest, when you feel scared and frightened, Pls Rember is always there to show that like in the past those days will pass for happy days. That is the promise. For the most valuable striker is not the one that scores when your team already dominates and is clearly winning, but the one that shines when most needed. | ||
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Monday, 10th of March 2025
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GOGETA DA  /dbg/
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| "The very force you create has an echo! Your own bad energy will be your undoing!"
Making an his debut in VGL 11 the star from DBS Broly has taken his spot as /dbg/ No.1 FUACKING HERO and one of VGL's most prolific strikers. The Legendary Fusion has had many people change around him but his legacy built from 2 straight stars during VGL 11 and 12 cannot be forgotten securing 6 goals in first appearance and then falling short one goal of the golden boot with 9 in his second, Before cementing his legacy with a rare 9.0 against /gbpen/ in VGL X-2 which also saw him secure a Golden Boot as well. Gogeta has been the driving force of /dbg/ whether it be through his slick tricks, Acrobatic finishing or well timed passes to his fellow Z-Fighters. Our Smug Blue Cunt has been nothing short of legendary but what can you expect from Ultimate and Supreme Fusion Known as GOGETA DA. | ||
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Monday, 17th of March 2025
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AKOCHAN  /mjg/
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| Ako Atarashii or better known as AKOCHAN is one of /mjg/ centerback. Her speedy defending shows how she also plays on the mahjong table like she used to be. A very cunning player who brings tempo in her games while also helping the team defend from the opponent strikers makes her an indispensible part of the roster. With her dreams came true of being part of a national team in Achiga Girls Academy where they promised to meet at the high school tournament to fight Nodoka Hanamura in the Mahjong table, she is also now part of /mjg/ with her who is also playing the same pitch as her (SOA). And that is already a win in her part.
Debuting on VG League 16, she became an integral part of the team in helping the team defenses, intercepting a lot of set piece passes from the opposing team, disrupting their plan and mount a preparation for counterattack or relieve the pressure by clearing the ball out either by throw-in or a corner kick. While there is nothing of noteworthy for her time in the team, she isn't bothered by it. Because the job of the centerback is to become the last line of defense in the pitch. And she will do her best just as she does in the mahjong table. | ||
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Monday, 24th of March 2025
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Anon Tokyo  /gbpen/
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| Anon Chihaya is one of the founding members of the band MyGo!!!!! Originally wanting to call it Anon Tokyo because it is the only right option: she uses Anon Tokyo is a name for anything that needs a name. For example when her name for the band was rejected she named her costumes she helped design and create “Anon Tokyo” brand clothes. The name MyGo!!!!! was settled because maigo translates as lost child. Her band was made up of 5 lost students trying to find a purpose and a goal which she has found with MyGo!!!!! And eventually onto the divegrass pitch.
Anon was brought onto the team for VGL 21 as a silver medal and much like her early high school life, she tried too hard to fit in and didn’t put in the practice to get the glory she thought she deserved. 0 goals and 0 assists in 8 games between VGL 21 and 22 as a silver AMF. But then, much like her band life, she got to practicing her football skills every night so she could perform on the same level as her teammates. The fans saw her practice pay off and awarded her a gold medal position in VGL 23 which she put to immediate use scoring a brace in her first match. She finished VGL 23 with 3 goals overall which was a huge improvement from her last 2 leagues. So as the new league dawns with her newfound confidence, Anon can look forward to it with a new skills, new teammate friends, and the fans support. | ||
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Monday, 31st of March 2025
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Daihatsu Midget  /vgt/
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| What the fuck is that? Why does it look like that? What the fuck is it doing in a racing game?
The Daihatsu Midget II D-Type is a tiny truck made for Japanese kei car size standards and primarily used for commercial purposes, such as deliveries and advertising. How it wormed its way into the Gran Turismo franchise as far back as GT2 is anyone's guess, but the little keitora has found a place in the hearts of both /vgt/ fans and neutral VGL onlookers. Serving as a bench player for 2 cups, VGL 21 saw the player rise to prominence as a newly-promoted gold medal and reliable force in the team, scoring in 7 out of 11 matches played at the front, even with a run as a silver medal. With the racists saying farewell, the upcoming 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup could very well be the final time Daihatsu Midget steps wheel on the pitch as a member of the /vg/ team's roster. | ||
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April
Monday, 7th of April 2025
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Bad Man  /@/
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| "With the mic in my hands I'm a bad man"
Many loli producers come with good intentions, many turn out to be bad men. The P-headed Bad Man is one such case, and has collected retired loli idols over the years playing for the /@/ team. With such a precarious, heavy load, it's a wonder how he can perform as excellently as he does. The Bad Man started out as a defensive midfielder, but then found the position that suits him best: a fullback on the right wing. He would garner several assists and achieve some notoriety as one of the most prominent players on /@/ for reasons both good and, well, bad. So it wasn't a shock when as soon as the Bad Man was promoted to medal right mid winger, he immediately got a hat trick vs /skg/ to catapult /@/ into what would turn out to be a scintillating run. The LoliP would continue in a streak of great performances, adding an assist and a crucial winning goal vs /vrg/ assisted by three loli in Genki Train to his repertoire as well as stellar defensive performances on the wing. So beware little girls everywhere, for whenever the /@/ team plays on the pitch, a man that's bad to the bone is also there. | ||
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Monday, 14th of April 2025
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The Doro  /nikg/
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| Once a Member of the legendary Goddess Squad, now the unofficial mascot for NIKKE in her little gremlin form.
Doro has been a longstanding team member of /nikg/ since its inception, starting out as a medal in her chibi form for VGL X-2 and VGL21, being demoted in VGL22 and surging back to popularity in her iconic form in VGL23. She has seen countless Nikke come and go, forever lost to the surface of the grass pitch. Her most remarkable achievement for the team was her one and only goal in her carreer against /vgt/ in VGL21, allowing /nikg/ to advance over /egg/ and /gbpen/ in a 9-2-2-2 group. Her offensive achievements are otherwise unremarkable but her age and experience as a venerable Goddess member has endowed her with a consistent, patient playstyle, striking and assisting when needed most. As her commanders have nominated her for the /vg/ team, the central government hopes that she will truly shine on a brighter stage for all to witness her gremlin-like beauty | ||
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Monday, 21st of April 2025
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Liz Love  /fgoalter/
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| "I'm going to let you hear the biggest hit in the Servant world!"
A beloved mainstay of /fgoalter/'s divegrass team, Elizabeth Báthory, or as she is known as by her large contingent of fans: Liz!, has powered /fgoalter/ into regular survival round appearances in the /vg/ League. Despite rarely being a forward player, her performances are so well regarded that she has appeared on the main /vg/ team more times than even /fgoalter/'s gold medals. Liz Love! is the chant uttered by all users of /fgoalter/ when they see her take the pitch. She is so beloved across /vg/ that she has the 7th most image reposts out of all images. That's not only impressive, it won't change any time soon! Other generals even know of Liz as much as they know of the main characters of the entire Fate franchise. When Liz takes the field, whether as a defender on /vg/, midfielder on /fgoalter/, or forward in a past life, everyone's eyes are always glued to her and up her skirt. Always wondering: what will Liz do next? Here's hoping she will continue to amaze audiences for years to come. | ||
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Monday, 28th of April 2025
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Jammies!  /esg/
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| "If I happen to succumb to darkness someday, will you be there the moment I wake back up again?"
Petra, an /esg/ fan favourite since the game's inception and the general's day of birth, is known to be a jokester, a soul who's entire purpose in life is to get the a kick out of someone else's misfortunes, specially if said misfortunes are caused by her, be it by booby traps, stupid puns or curler goals done with minimal effort. You see, Petra wasn't always like this. Before she came to be as this Gold Player sensation we know her for, she was soul that went through a lot of pain and suffering given by others. Now you ask "Will she be okay? Can I fix her?" Pfft, no. Doubt she wants to be saved either. She only wants to sleep until the next Dance Party takes place, the next VGL match comes near or the thread looms over Page 10. If you happen to be near the Tabria Empire or your defense looks like shit, it would be best adviced to look ahead of you, as you might become victim of Petra's pasttime... unless you join Jammies, that is. Apply today! | ||
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May
Monday, 5th of May 2025
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Frito  /snowg/
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| Being the small one in a booba game isn't easy, but the little professor has some tricks up her sleeve. She's been the iron flat wall opposing teams have had to overcome since /snowg/'s debut.
Originally nominated to be a goalkeeper because she was the gremlin of the game everyone wanted to see get pelted. Now with her new exosuit she's become the most popular character in Snowbreak, with her merch selling out almost instantly. Yea, who's laughing now? She's practically invincible. Ok, she might have had one bad outing but that's because she was out of energy drinks and couldn't refresh because someone put a baby lock on the cooler. Now she has a new team to protect after becoming the backup keeper for /vg/ in only her 2nd season. Leave it to professor Fritia! I mean, Frito! | ||
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Monday, 12th of May 2025
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Trust the Plan  /vn/
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| You want that VN released, bubby? Don't worry, we gotcha. Uh... is that... IS THAT A-TOTALLY-NOT UNDERAGE STUDENT HAVING SEX?!
Since our hobby (mostly) doesn't come for free, we need someone to spend their time and money on getting these "squiggly" lines translated into gibberish that most people can easily read. Problem is, Barbara. Barbara FUCKING HATES visual novels with anything even remotely similar to anime. Barbara will just, with a flick of her index finger, put an end to your ridiculous dreams of reading and/or making money off of Visual Novels. Steam Game Approval Process kneels to Barbara, VN Translating Companies like NekoNyan kneel to Barbara, the entire VN community (JOPs not included, lol) kneels to Barbara. The only solution to this is to wait and hope. TWO, MORE, WEEKS! NegroNyan is negotiating with Gaben to let us enjoy our vinnies on a timely manner. We will get to enjoy titles like Melty Moment (lol) and OniGyu (lmao) in just two weeks time (Release Window: 2023/2024)! Oh yeah, he also was an one-season defender, but we don't really talk about that. | ||
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Monday, 19th of May 2025
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Beat Saver  /vrg/
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| Contrary to popular belief, the Virtual Reality General does sometimes talk about more than VRChat. You just have to make your way through the valley of homosexual queers and fruits to get there.
It's Beat Saber, the only VR game that you've probably ever heard of outside of Half Life: Alyx because you dont pay any attention to that dying form of media. Released in 2018 to commercial success, the game is a rhythm game featuring Wii waggle gimmick controls. The goalkeeper Beat Saver was added to /vrg/'s roster the same year, becoming one of the oldest players still on the /vrg/ roster. Despite his long-standing backup goalkeeper status, Beat Saver was eventually able to finally earn a Golden Glove in /vg/ League 23, and was sent to the /vg/ team as starting goalkeeper, where he would go on to secure some clutch saves to help /vg/ advance from Spring to Summer. | ||
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Monday, 26th of May 2025
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Monokuma  /drg/
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| The mechanical robot bear controlled by the mastermind themself is back on the dive grass pitch!
Ever since their debut in VGL3, Monokuma has been a consistent mainstay on the roster along with two iconic players of HOPE and DESPAIR. Starting off as the team's silver in their debut, he never really filled the stat sheets of other medals. Much like his in game counterpart he was much more methodical and preferred to disrupt the opposing team to provide chances for his own. As /drg/ continued on he would see himself move all around the pitch, a real jack of all trades player. This stopped at around VGLX, soon after Danganronpa V3 released. He stepped aside so others could have their time in the medal limelight. Ever since then he kept on as a stalwart DMF, helping anchor a solid defense for many cups. Now with the return of /drg/ he returns as one of their silvers as a DMF, hoping to return where he left off to help guide /drg/ to victory once again. | ||
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June
Monday, 2nd of June 2025
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I Believe in the Happy Ending  /bag/
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| "Whatever ending might be in store for us, we'll beat it together."
The main character of Blue Archive himself carrying /bag/'s resident doomposter. Sensei carries Seia in defiance of the despair that she so constantly predicts. This duo debuted as part of the /coomindoom/ team during the Kivotos Halo Festival: Divegrass Cup. Shortly thereafter, Sensei took up the mantle of /bag/'s captain and has been ever since VGL22; he even became one of the league's top scorers (8 goals in VGL22). As the team's captain, he's upfront and center, ready to lead and support his students no matter the odds. Despite the setbacks, Sensei refuses to let things end here. The happy ending exists, believe in it. | ||
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Monday, 9th of June 2025
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>arcade  /wtg/
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| He once had many brothers just like him; now it is just him.
>arcade is a grand old man of the team and the league as a whole, having been part of the team ever since the team inception in VGL3. He even places comfortably in the the top 10 of most goals scored by a player in the VGL. Although in recent times his place in the team had been in jeopardy, and he was almost sent to retirement, he is back in his rightful position, having been granted a permanent status as team captain. This proved to not be misguided trust, showing a strong performance by scoring a hat trick in the team's first match of the current league. However, his skill will truly be put to the test in the next match, as the fellow gold and beloved team mascot Duce got red carded by the racist(((( referees. If the skills of this old cabinet alone are enough to save the team from this predicament, it remains to be seen... | ||
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Monday, 16th of June 2025
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2000 Ghosts in a Fort  /domg/
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| Still haunting /domg/’s net since VGL3, 2000 Ghosts in a Fort continues to prove that you don’t need flesh or blood to save shots. Much like the in-game counterpart from Dominions’ Lemuria, this guy’s job description is basically “sit in an abandoned fort while everything around you dies,” which, fittingly, translates beautifully to his legacy.
Despite his long lasting career, the unusual thing about Mr. 2K Ghosts is that he only seems to have his best performances when the rest of the team is lacking any ambition. Truly it just goes to show that it was never about making saves with him, it was always about outlasting everyone else. | ||
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