User:SUPERtwinky/z

/z/
OH NO THE TEAM IS GONE
/z/ - Tecmo 4CC
Founded December 24th, 1995 Manager Paul Maurice Owner Bernard Glieberman IRL manager John Madden !!lu4xpiaxXXJ Team colors Chat color FFFF00 Bee Yellow Top scorer (0) Top assister (0) Captain THE BOARD IS GONE! Website /z/ - Tecmo 4CC Nickname The Lost Team
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem A moment of silence for all the dead teams (Press F to pay respects) Goal horn Flight of the Bumblebee
Kits

Extra Music

Alt horn for Houston Oilers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbjPyufRY2M
Alt horn for Montreal Expos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFX92ALqxlk
Alt horn for Hartford Whalers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AqhEXXNqNs
For when /z/ wins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptImO0B7JOw (Start at 0:28)

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Ottawa Rough Riders #   LB Atlanta Flames #   CB Akron Pros #   CB Pottsville Maroons #   RB New Jersey Generals #   DMF Baltimore Stallions #   CMF /fa/ #   RMF 404 #   LWF Hartford Whalers #   SS Beecock #   CF OH NO THE BOARD IS GONE

No. Position Player #   GK Ottawa Renegades #   LB Cleveland Barons #   LB Brooklyn Dodgers #   RB Atlanta Thrashers #   RB Seattle Supersonics #   CB Portsmouth Spartans #   CB Canton Bulldogs #   CB Dayton Triangles #   DMF Quebec Nordiques #   DMF Columbus Panhandles #   LWF Houston Oilers #   LWF Montreal Expos

Roster Description

Player	>de scription
Ottawa Rough Riders	>Letting a 100+ year old team die
Ottawa Renegades	GLIEEEEEBERRRRRMAAAAAAAAAAN!
Atlanta Flames	>Naming the team after the worst disaster in the city's history I'm looking at you, Chicago Fire and San Jose Earthquake...
Atlanta Thrashers	>Trying hockey in Atlanta...twice
Cleveland Barons	How can you play ice hockey on Lake Erie if the fires won't go out?
Dayton Triangles	A founding member of the NFL from Ohio, won the first ever NFL game.
Columbus Panhandles	A founding member of the NFL from Ohio, losers of the first ever NFL game.
Canton Bulldogs	A founding member of the NFL from Ohio, the city now hosts the NFL hall of fame,.
Akron Pros	A founding member of the NFL from Ohio, winners of the first NFL championship.
Portsmouth Spartans	Suffering a fate worse than death, the Spartans went bankrupt and had to move to Detroit. Aren't you glad you don't live in Ohio?
New Jersey Generals	Then again, being based in New Jersey and owned by Donald Trump probably makes Ohio look pretty good, actually...
Pottsville Maroons	1925 NFL Champions, no matter what the Cardinals and the NFL say.
Quebec Nordiques	You know...that other one. The one that wasn't the Candiens.
Baltimore Stallions	The U.S. was on its way to stealing Canada's other sports cup on a regular basis, but then Art Modell fucked it up.
Hartford Whalers	[BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
Brooklyn Dodgers	Dodged too hard and accidentally ended up in Los Angeles.
Seattle Supersonics	"Just drive south and watch the Trailblazers instead"
Houston Oilers	Everyone loved the Oilers. Everyone was sad when they died. But they accomplished so little in their existence that everyone forgot about them the next day.
Montreal Expos	I miss the Expos ;_;
404	Rest in Peace, /z/ ;_;
/fa/	FUCK YOU BORIS LET /FA/ LIVE
Beecock	BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
OH NO THE BOARD IS GONE!	The only thing left of /z/ was this message.